Shade: Yes, this episode features the lunacy stylin's of the one, the
only...
Lady Lavender Clearwater: ME!
Fade: Yay! I LOVE your work.
Lady Lavender Clearwater: Thanks! You guys rock too!
Shade: Ok, let the fun begin! (evil laugh) MWAHAHAHA! (normal voice) I
mean... umm... hi?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
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(the light fades and reveals a man with untamed blondie-brown hair, muscular chest and piercing blue eyes [This guy is modelled
after Fades new boyfriend. Yep, BOYfriend])
Man: Morning guys! I'm Segir, terror of the North. I'm here to duel you!
Ronin: (to Wolfius) Is this guy an idiot?
Segir: Yep! Lets duel! (draws his hand) Ok, I play... The Norse Maruder! (a man holding an axe appears with an Attack of 1000
and a Defence of 600) And I combine him with The Biggest Axe You've Ever Seen! (the mans axe changes from normal size to bigger
then you've ever seen before) And I play this card face down... your move.
Ronin: Ok then... I play this odd card called Jive Turkey Jones! (a turkey with an afro and a stereo appears. Attack: 500
Defence: 100) And I combine him with Greatest Disco Hits 75! (disco music starts playing. Jive Turkeys Attack is raised to 1000)
JIVE TURKEY JONES! ATTACK!
Segir: But that will do nothing! Can we have a nap?
Ronin: A nap. At this time.
Segir: Yep!
Ronin: (eyes shine red and his Sword re-appears) YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
Segir: Hee hee hee...
Ronin: Aren't you scared? I'm mean! Cruel! Powerful!
Segir: You're funny! (squishes Ronins nose) Beep! Hee hee hee! Sleepy... (goes to sleep)
Ronin: Huh? That made no sense.
Wolfius: You're right!
Voice Over: And now a word from our sponsers!
(a blue backdrop falls down and Yami and Bakura stand up)
Yami: Hi! We're here to talk to you about Fungus Away!, the new foot fungus treatment from Moo Cow Industries!
Bakura: (brings up his foot on a table and takes off his shoe and sock revealing a green, fuzzy foot) Yes, even my stinky feet
can be treated!
Yami: And his foot is absolutly disgusting! Look at it! It's horrible! It smells like sh*t! It looks like it's trying to win a
green competition! It is- (interrupted by Bakura)
Bakura: I think they've got the point. Anyway, buy Fungus Away! It's only $69.95 for half a box! Buy some now!
Yami: Bye! (waves and then relaxes) Thank god thats over. (lights a cigarette) Want one?
Bakura: Sure. (lights a cigarette) Ah. (rips of the carpet on his foot) Man is that itchy. So... want to go out tonight?
Yami: How about we skip the going out and go straight to the sex? (looks at camera) Uh, is that red light supposed to be on?
Bakura: (looks at the camera) Oh sh- (is cut off by the switch back to the duel between Segir and Ronin)
Ronin: That was odd.
Segir: (waking up) Yamn! I like naps!
Wolfius: Anybody want some beer?
Ronin: Please. (gets a beer and drinks some) Oh yeah.
Segir: Yay yay yay beer beer beer! (drinks some. His voice changes to a more manly tone) Wow. That sped up my maturity by 10
years! Now, lets duel.
Ronin: Ok then... ('Born To Be Wild' music starts) Oh yeah! 'We were born, born to be wild...'
Wolfius: (starts playing air guitar) Born to be wiiiiiild...
(a goat runs past wearing a clown suit)
Segir: (eyebrow raised) Was that a goat?
(Seto and Mokuba dance by wearing nothing but top hats)
Wolfius: Was that two naked druggies?
(Kid Rock music starts)
Ronin: (singing tone) I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby...
Wolfius: Stick your butt in the air and we'll see a light shining...
Segir: Thats not the song. (is overcome by raw emotions) I love you Ronin! Make love to me!
Ronin: I think that Shade has gone haywire.
Wolfius: Can you believe that Fade's gay?
Ronin: Not really... want some pie? (holds a pie up)
Wolfius: Flavour?
Segir: I believe it's... apple.
Ronin: Aren't we supposed to duel?
Segir: Fine! I play the Haha You Lose Card! You automaticlly lose!
Ronin: (starts disintergrating) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Mai walks in)
Mai: This ain't a strip club... what's going on here?
Ronin: (disintergrated to the shoulders) I'LL GET YOU SEGIR, AND YOUR LITTLE
DOG TOO!
(a small puppy by Segirs feet looks sad)
Ronin: (nearly completly disintergrated) Oh, alright. I won't get you doggie... (fully disintergrated)
Wolfius: Well that was fun. Wanna go back to the mortal realm?
Segir: Hold on... (light surrounds him. Light dissappears and Yugi and Joey
stand there)
Yugi: Ok! Lets go!
Wolfius: (eyes roll over)
I am Fosters,
I am Miller,
Send us back to,
THE MORTAL REALM!
(they are now back in the studio. Wolfius turns back into Shade and Fade)
Tea: Yay! You're back! (hugs Yugi) I didn't think you were coming back!
Yugi: Well, I proved that wrong. Where's Yami?
Rex: He's in the back room with Bakura and 'The Kama Sutra For Gays'.
Fade: I can't believe you said I was gay.
Jess: But it's true!
Fade: I know, but you didn't have to tell everyone!
(Tristan bursts in)
Tristan: I AM A BOMB!
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Lady Lavender Clearwater:
Is Tristian really a bomb?
Will Yugi and Bakura get their sex?
Will my Duo Maxwell enter this story? Oh wait, I just realized something. NEVER
MIND!
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Shade: That was odd.
Lady Lavender Clearwater: Yeah, Wait a sec. I like gay guys... And Shade too!
Fade: How interesting...
Shade: Read and review! Send in plot ideas! Send in if YOU want to be the
next celebrity questioneer!
only...
Lady Lavender Clearwater: ME!
Fade: Yay! I LOVE your work.
Lady Lavender Clearwater: Thanks! You guys rock too!
Shade: Ok, let the fun begin! (evil laugh) MWAHAHAHA! (normal voice) I
mean... umm... hi?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
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(the light fades and reveals a man with untamed blondie-brown hair, muscular chest and piercing blue eyes [This guy is modelled
after Fades new boyfriend. Yep, BOYfriend])
Man: Morning guys! I'm Segir, terror of the North. I'm here to duel you!
Ronin: (to Wolfius) Is this guy an idiot?
Segir: Yep! Lets duel! (draws his hand) Ok, I play... The Norse Maruder! (a man holding an axe appears with an Attack of 1000
and a Defence of 600) And I combine him with The Biggest Axe You've Ever Seen! (the mans axe changes from normal size to bigger
then you've ever seen before) And I play this card face down... your move.
Ronin: Ok then... I play this odd card called Jive Turkey Jones! (a turkey with an afro and a stereo appears. Attack: 500
Defence: 100) And I combine him with Greatest Disco Hits 75! (disco music starts playing. Jive Turkeys Attack is raised to 1000)
JIVE TURKEY JONES! ATTACK!
Segir: But that will do nothing! Can we have a nap?
Ronin: A nap. At this time.
Segir: Yep!
Ronin: (eyes shine red and his Sword re-appears) YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
Segir: Hee hee hee...
Ronin: Aren't you scared? I'm mean! Cruel! Powerful!
Segir: You're funny! (squishes Ronins nose) Beep! Hee hee hee! Sleepy... (goes to sleep)
Ronin: Huh? That made no sense.
Wolfius: You're right!
Voice Over: And now a word from our sponsers!
(a blue backdrop falls down and Yami and Bakura stand up)
Yami: Hi! We're here to talk to you about Fungus Away!, the new foot fungus treatment from Moo Cow Industries!
Bakura: (brings up his foot on a table and takes off his shoe and sock revealing a green, fuzzy foot) Yes, even my stinky feet
can be treated!
Yami: And his foot is absolutly disgusting! Look at it! It's horrible! It smells like sh*t! It looks like it's trying to win a
green competition! It is- (interrupted by Bakura)
Bakura: I think they've got the point. Anyway, buy Fungus Away! It's only $69.95 for half a box! Buy some now!
Yami: Bye! (waves and then relaxes) Thank god thats over. (lights a cigarette) Want one?
Bakura: Sure. (lights a cigarette) Ah. (rips of the carpet on his foot) Man is that itchy. So... want to go out tonight?
Yami: How about we skip the going out and go straight to the sex? (looks at camera) Uh, is that red light supposed to be on?
Bakura: (looks at the camera) Oh sh- (is cut off by the switch back to the duel between Segir and Ronin)
Ronin: That was odd.
Segir: (waking up) Yamn! I like naps!
Wolfius: Anybody want some beer?
Ronin: Please. (gets a beer and drinks some) Oh yeah.
Segir: Yay yay yay beer beer beer! (drinks some. His voice changes to a more manly tone) Wow. That sped up my maturity by 10
years! Now, lets duel.
Ronin: Ok then... ('Born To Be Wild' music starts) Oh yeah! 'We were born, born to be wild...'
Wolfius: (starts playing air guitar) Born to be wiiiiiild...
(a goat runs past wearing a clown suit)
Segir: (eyebrow raised) Was that a goat?
(Seto and Mokuba dance by wearing nothing but top hats)
Wolfius: Was that two naked druggies?
(Kid Rock music starts)
Ronin: (singing tone) I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby...
Wolfius: Stick your butt in the air and we'll see a light shining...
Segir: Thats not the song. (is overcome by raw emotions) I love you Ronin! Make love to me!
Ronin: I think that Shade has gone haywire.
Wolfius: Can you believe that Fade's gay?
Ronin: Not really... want some pie? (holds a pie up)
Wolfius: Flavour?
Segir: I believe it's... apple.
Ronin: Aren't we supposed to duel?
Segir: Fine! I play the Haha You Lose Card! You automaticlly lose!
Ronin: (starts disintergrating) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Mai walks in)
Mai: This ain't a strip club... what's going on here?
Ronin: (disintergrated to the shoulders) I'LL GET YOU SEGIR, AND YOUR LITTLE
DOG TOO!
(a small puppy by Segirs feet looks sad)
Ronin: (nearly completly disintergrated) Oh, alright. I won't get you doggie... (fully disintergrated)
Wolfius: Well that was fun. Wanna go back to the mortal realm?
Segir: Hold on... (light surrounds him. Light dissappears and Yugi and Joey
stand there)
Yugi: Ok! Lets go!
Wolfius: (eyes roll over)
I am Fosters,
I am Miller,
Send us back to,
THE MORTAL REALM!
(they are now back in the studio. Wolfius turns back into Shade and Fade)
Tea: Yay! You're back! (hugs Yugi) I didn't think you were coming back!
Yugi: Well, I proved that wrong. Where's Yami?
Rex: He's in the back room with Bakura and 'The Kama Sutra For Gays'.
Fade: I can't believe you said I was gay.
Jess: But it's true!
Fade: I know, but you didn't have to tell everyone!
(Tristan bursts in)
Tristan: I AM A BOMB!
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Lady Lavender Clearwater:
Is Tristian really a bomb?
Will Yugi and Bakura get their sex?
Will my Duo Maxwell enter this story? Oh wait, I just realized something. NEVER
MIND!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shade: That was odd.
Lady Lavender Clearwater: Yeah, Wait a sec. I like gay guys... And Shade too!
Fade: How interesting...
Shade: Read and review! Send in plot ideas! Send in if YOU want to be the
next celebrity questioneer!