Shade: Hi. I'm just here to announce that as of the next chapter of Yami-Ball-Z, me and Fade are permenently splitting up to
pursue seperate careers. I, Shade, will continue the Yami-Ball series, The Bank Robbery and The Karaoke Party. Fade, on the
other hand, will do other things.
Fade: Yep. It's been nice knowing all you reviewers.
Shade: Ok. I'm sorry to announce this as well, but the celebrity questioneer thing will no longer be in existence as well. Oh
yeah! Our (soon to be mine) name will Shade Wolf, so go to that instead!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or FF7! Nor Mallrats!
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Evil Monkey Narrator:
Last time on Yami Ball Z...
Segir defeated the evil Ronin!
But as Yugi, Joey and Wolfius transported back to the mortal realm, Tristan rushed in saying that he was a bomb!
What will happen now...?
Yugi: What?!
Tristan: That's right, I am a bomb!
Yami: Ok then... can we see?
Tristan: Umm... ok... (undoes his coat to reveal hundreds of red things with string coming out of each one)
Bakura: Wait a minute! Those are hot dogs! (the red things start barking and wagging their string tails)
Yami Bakura: Oh ha ha, Shade. You take everything so literally.
Cloud: I'll get him! BOLT! (a lightning bolt flies down from the sky and fries Tristan)
Tristan: Ow!
(all of a sudden, Pegasus appears naked from a room with Sepiroth)
Pegasus: Oh, hello Yugi boy!
Cloud: Sepiroth! You killed my girl Aeris!
(Aeris pops out from behind Pegasus)
Aeris: No he didn't!
Cloud: Aeris! Did he hurt you?
Sepiroth: I may have...helped to relieve her. For quite a while she's been... as you say, self-sufficent?
Yugi: Eww! That sounds sick!
Yami: Not to me! Heh heh heh...
Bakura: But Yami, I thought you were a homosexual!
Yami: I'm bi.
Pegasus: Oh goody! Care to join me in this room, Yami boy?
Bakura: Can I go as well?
Pegasus: Of course! The more the merrier! (they walk into the room and lock the door)
Tristan: Hot dogs! (eats one hot dog) Yummy!
Tea: Yawn! So bored.
Yugi: Ok then, want to duel?
Tea: Yugi, you know I suck at dueling!
(a mysterious figure wearing jeans, a black t-shirt and a wolf fur cloak over his shoulders walks in)
Figure: Duel me then, Yugi.
Yugi: Who are you?
Figure: That is not important. Do you wish to duel?
Yugi: Ok then!
(the arena comes up. Yugi and The Mysterious Figure stand in their positions)
Yugi and Figure: DUEL!
Figure: You first.
Yugi: Right! I play this card in defence mode, and I also play this card face down! Your move.
Figure: Alright. I play this card face down. And I also play Doombiter in Attack Mode! (a huge black wolf appears on the
field. Attack: 1400 Defence: 1200) Now, Doombiter, ATTACK! (Doombiter charges forward and bites down on the now revealed
Stone Soldier, who has a Defence of 2000. Life Points now Yugi: 2000 Figure: 1600)
Yugi: Ha! You have failed in your attack! (Stone Soldier now has a Defence of 1000) But, what has happened?!
Figure: Doombiter has the power to halve the defensive value of any defending monster he attacks! Your move.
Yugi: Damn! Ok then, I play this card face down, and end my turn.
Figure: The wolves told me you would do that. (draws his card) Hmm... I play Throatflyer in Attack Mode! (a reddish-brown wolf
appears on the field. Attack: 1600 Defence: 1200) THROATFLYER! ATTACK! (Throatflyer lunges at such speed, all you see is a blur.
The Stone Soldier is defeated.)
Tea: Huh? Who is this guy, the Wolf-Master?
Figure: Good guess. But no. Your move, Yugi.
Yugi: Hmm... I'll play- (is interrupted by Tifa walking in with another scantily clad woman)
Tifa: Hey guys! This is Joanna, she's one of the most highly ranked lesbian games developer in the world today!
Cloud: Huh? Tifa! You're... a lesbian?
Tifa: (smiles and nods) Yep! She says I can get my own game made!
(Vincent appears)
Vincent: Hey! How's things going?
Cloud: Both my girlfriends are either cheating on me or lesbians.
Yugi: I'm fighting a losing battle against this mysterious figure who seems to have a penchant for wolves.
Pegasus: (pops his head out of the door) I'm making love to two underage boys!
Tifa: I'm a lesbian!
Tristan: Yummy! (eats a hot dog)
Yami Bakura: And I hate all of you.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Yo, 'sup ya'll? We're back in da hood, ready to kick some ass! Ain't dat right Silent Mokuba?
Silent Mokuba: (nods)
(a fat guy in a beanie is pounding his fist on the wall)
Fat Guy: Why can't I see the sail boat? (Shade: Inside joke if you've seen Mallrats)
Yugi: Hey, you know what happened to me last week? A while ago, in like episode 1 or something, the Super Mario Bros. were
mentioned. Yesterday I got a box full of Super Mario Bros. game and merchendising just because they were mentioned in this
fic!
Kaiba: (talking to Aeris) So, can you give me a blow job?
Aeris: No!
Kaiba: C'mon, it's for charity!
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Fade: Due to this being the last fic I'm in, I'm the last celebrity questioneer. Ahem...
Will Kaiba get a blow job?
Will Shade get more products from various companys?
And will Shade, in future, do a lemon episode featuring Tifa and that other girl making lezzo love?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: And now, I bid farewell to Fade. See ya! (kicks Fade out of Shades room) Now that he's gone, read and review! Also,
send in ideas for the story!
pursue seperate careers. I, Shade, will continue the Yami-Ball series, The Bank Robbery and The Karaoke Party. Fade, on the
other hand, will do other things.
Fade: Yep. It's been nice knowing all you reviewers.
Shade: Ok. I'm sorry to announce this as well, but the celebrity questioneer thing will no longer be in existence as well. Oh
yeah! Our (soon to be mine) name will Shade Wolf, so go to that instead!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or FF7! Nor Mallrats!
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Evil Monkey Narrator:
Last time on Yami Ball Z...
Segir defeated the evil Ronin!
But as Yugi, Joey and Wolfius transported back to the mortal realm, Tristan rushed in saying that he was a bomb!
What will happen now...?
Yugi: What?!
Tristan: That's right, I am a bomb!
Yami: Ok then... can we see?
Tristan: Umm... ok... (undoes his coat to reveal hundreds of red things with string coming out of each one)
Bakura: Wait a minute! Those are hot dogs! (the red things start barking and wagging their string tails)
Yami Bakura: Oh ha ha, Shade. You take everything so literally.
Cloud: I'll get him! BOLT! (a lightning bolt flies down from the sky and fries Tristan)
Tristan: Ow!
(all of a sudden, Pegasus appears naked from a room with Sepiroth)
Pegasus: Oh, hello Yugi boy!
Cloud: Sepiroth! You killed my girl Aeris!
(Aeris pops out from behind Pegasus)
Aeris: No he didn't!
Cloud: Aeris! Did he hurt you?
Sepiroth: I may have...helped to relieve her. For quite a while she's been... as you say, self-sufficent?
Yugi: Eww! That sounds sick!
Yami: Not to me! Heh heh heh...
Bakura: But Yami, I thought you were a homosexual!
Yami: I'm bi.
Pegasus: Oh goody! Care to join me in this room, Yami boy?
Bakura: Can I go as well?
Pegasus: Of course! The more the merrier! (they walk into the room and lock the door)
Tristan: Hot dogs! (eats one hot dog) Yummy!
Tea: Yawn! So bored.
Yugi: Ok then, want to duel?
Tea: Yugi, you know I suck at dueling!
(a mysterious figure wearing jeans, a black t-shirt and a wolf fur cloak over his shoulders walks in)
Figure: Duel me then, Yugi.
Yugi: Who are you?
Figure: That is not important. Do you wish to duel?
Yugi: Ok then!
(the arena comes up. Yugi and The Mysterious Figure stand in their positions)
Yugi and Figure: DUEL!
Figure: You first.
Yugi: Right! I play this card in defence mode, and I also play this card face down! Your move.
Figure: Alright. I play this card face down. And I also play Doombiter in Attack Mode! (a huge black wolf appears on the
field. Attack: 1400 Defence: 1200) Now, Doombiter, ATTACK! (Doombiter charges forward and bites down on the now revealed
Stone Soldier, who has a Defence of 2000. Life Points now Yugi: 2000 Figure: 1600)
Yugi: Ha! You have failed in your attack! (Stone Soldier now has a Defence of 1000) But, what has happened?!
Figure: Doombiter has the power to halve the defensive value of any defending monster he attacks! Your move.
Yugi: Damn! Ok then, I play this card face down, and end my turn.
Figure: The wolves told me you would do that. (draws his card) Hmm... I play Throatflyer in Attack Mode! (a reddish-brown wolf
appears on the field. Attack: 1600 Defence: 1200) THROATFLYER! ATTACK! (Throatflyer lunges at such speed, all you see is a blur.
The Stone Soldier is defeated.)
Tea: Huh? Who is this guy, the Wolf-Master?
Figure: Good guess. But no. Your move, Yugi.
Yugi: Hmm... I'll play- (is interrupted by Tifa walking in with another scantily clad woman)
Tifa: Hey guys! This is Joanna, she's one of the most highly ranked lesbian games developer in the world today!
Cloud: Huh? Tifa! You're... a lesbian?
Tifa: (smiles and nods) Yep! She says I can get my own game made!
(Vincent appears)
Vincent: Hey! How's things going?
Cloud: Both my girlfriends are either cheating on me or lesbians.
Yugi: I'm fighting a losing battle against this mysterious figure who seems to have a penchant for wolves.
Pegasus: (pops his head out of the door) I'm making love to two underage boys!
Tifa: I'm a lesbian!
Tristan: Yummy! (eats a hot dog)
Yami Bakura: And I hate all of you.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Yo, 'sup ya'll? We're back in da hood, ready to kick some ass! Ain't dat right Silent Mokuba?
Silent Mokuba: (nods)
(a fat guy in a beanie is pounding his fist on the wall)
Fat Guy: Why can't I see the sail boat? (Shade: Inside joke if you've seen Mallrats)
Yugi: Hey, you know what happened to me last week? A while ago, in like episode 1 or something, the Super Mario Bros. were
mentioned. Yesterday I got a box full of Super Mario Bros. game and merchendising just because they were mentioned in this
fic!
Kaiba: (talking to Aeris) So, can you give me a blow job?
Aeris: No!
Kaiba: C'mon, it's for charity!
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Fade: Due to this being the last fic I'm in, I'm the last celebrity questioneer. Ahem...
Will Kaiba get a blow job?
Will Shade get more products from various companys?
And will Shade, in future, do a lemon episode featuring Tifa and that other girl making lezzo love?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: And now, I bid farewell to Fade. See ya! (kicks Fade out of Shades room) Now that he's gone, read and review! Also,
send in ideas for the story!