Shade: Welcome to the first episode of this series without Fade! (audience cheers) Settle down, now, settle down. I know you
are all excited about it, but please just quiet up. Now, this episode will be odd. Very odd. Odd is what it is. So let's begin!
Disclaimer: I (I! Love saying it! Not 'we', 'I'!) do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or FF7
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Yugi: Let us continue. I will play this card in Attack Mode! Go, Battle Warrior! (Attack: 1500 Defence: 1000) Now I will ATTACK
DOOMBITER!(Battle Warrior charges forward, but is cut down by Throatflyer) WHAT?
(Lifepoints Now: Yugi- 1900 Figure- 1600)
Figure: Throatflyer has the ability to intercept an incoming attack, as long as the monsters Attack power is lower then his own.
Now, it's my turn? I'll play... yes... I'll play Woundlicker in defence mode. (a white wolf appears on the field. Attack: 1000
Defence: 1600) And then I'll use his ability, Enhance Lick, on Throatflyer. Enhance Lick allows his to raise any allied monsters
Attack or Defence points by 100. (Throatflyer now has an Attack of 1700) And then I'll play this trap card. Your move.
Tea: Wow. What a duelist! Not only has he got a good attack force, but his monsters abilitys protect him in almost any manner! I
think Yugi is going to have a run for his money.
Yugi: Damn it! I'll play this monster in Reverse Defence mode. And I'll lay a little trap of my own. Your move.
Figure: (yawns) Hmm, such an obvious ploy. But the wolves tell me that the monster you played was none other then Kuribo. Oh
really Yugi, I expected more from you. And your magic card is The Living Arrow. But I'll destroy that with this magic card,
called Destroy Magic! (Yugis magic card is destroyed) And then I'll play Shade Wolf! (Shade: What? What did I do?) He has
the ability to attack twice in one turn! (A large grey wolf appears on the field. Attack: 2000 Defence: 1500) Now, your move.
Yugi: Looks like I'm pretty well screwed. But I have a plan up my sleeve... (Seto appears behind the Mysterious Figure holding
a mallet) SETO! ATTACK! (Seto bonks the Figure on the head. The figure hits the ground)
Figure: Ow? (collapses)
Tea: Go Yugi!
(Yami, Bakura and Pegasus all walk out of the room)
Pegasus: (pulls back hair to reveal Millenium Eye) Now let's see what Yugi is thinking... (looks into Yugis mind) Eww! Eww!
Eww! Naked Tea! Eww!
Tea: Hey!
Yugi: Was that to me? Or him?
Yami: I have three nipples! Hey Bakura! Got milk? (squeezes his nipple, and milk comes out and gets Bakura in the face)
Mai: Does anybody love me?
Yugi: Quiet you.
Figure: Does anybody care about me? I'm kind of essential to the story line!
Yami: Got milk? (squirts nipple milk at Figures face)
Figure: Thats it! WORLD OF SEIRIOUSNESS!
(everything become... non-scriptful and sane...)
Yugi walked over the the figure and grabbed his collar, picked him up and held his face to his own. "What's your name, kid?"
Yugi spat at the figures face. "My name is Asuka Yamada-san."
Yugi looked at Tea in her short dress. "Man, those are good legs..." he thought to himself before turning back to Asuka. "Why
did you steal my sandwich? Huh? Did you think you'd get away from me in my hunger?" Yugi said, his eyes bloodshot.
Tristan spoke up first, with a simple "What sandwich?"
Yugi thought for a moment. Realising the error of his ways, he reached into his pants.
"Yugi! I can help you, if you catch my drift..." Tea said. Yugi smiled, and pulled out the hidden lighted cigarette he kept
in his pants. He put it in his mouth and puffed. Everyone apart from him grimaced.
"Thats it. This is way freakier then before. WORLD OF LUNACY!!!" Asuka yelled.
(everything becomes crazy again!)
Tristan: Teapot.
Yugi: So you stole my sandwich, eh?
Asuka: What sandwich?!
Yugi: Good point.
Tea: You keep a lighted cigarette in your pants? Eww!
Yami: It ain't gross to me! Heh heh heh...
Yugi: Yami! Go back to your soul room!
Yami: Fine. I can look at that porn Tea posed for... (goes back into soul room)
Tea: He got those pictures?! I mean... what pictures?
Yugi: (shocked) You posed for porn?!
Mai: Slut! Slut! Slut!
Seto: Hey, it's good stuff!
Mokuba: You know it! (he and Seto high-five)
Asuka: Can we ge back to me?
Shade: (to everyone apart from Asuka) Do it. Or else.
Yugi: (starts reading Anime Monthly) Or else what?
Shade: Or else this! (Yugis 'Anime Monthly' turns to 'Naked Yugi Monthly)
Yugi: Argh! The photos come back to haunt me! (throws magazine away)
Tea: You posed for porn as well?!
Seto: Hey, it's good stuff!
Mokuba: You know it! (he and Seto high-five)
Yugi: (looking at Seto and Mokuba) That's just sick.
Mokuba: Hey, I gotta get my little dick hard every now again, but none of these chicks give me action. So what do I do?
Seto: Yeah, what he said! (everyone stares) Apart from the little dick part.
Mai: Don't you lie now!
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Will we get the truth out of Seto about the size of his penis?
Will we ever get a description of Tea and Yugis porn?
And will Mokuba get some action?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Keep sending ideas in for my fic. Or else. Review!
are all excited about it, but please just quiet up. Now, this episode will be odd. Very odd. Odd is what it is. So let's begin!
Disclaimer: I (I! Love saying it! Not 'we', 'I'!) do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or FF7
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Yugi: Let us continue. I will play this card in Attack Mode! Go, Battle Warrior! (Attack: 1500 Defence: 1000) Now I will ATTACK
DOOMBITER!(Battle Warrior charges forward, but is cut down by Throatflyer) WHAT?
(Lifepoints Now: Yugi- 1900 Figure- 1600)
Figure: Throatflyer has the ability to intercept an incoming attack, as long as the monsters Attack power is lower then his own.
Now, it's my turn? I'll play... yes... I'll play Woundlicker in defence mode. (a white wolf appears on the field. Attack: 1000
Defence: 1600) And then I'll use his ability, Enhance Lick, on Throatflyer. Enhance Lick allows his to raise any allied monsters
Attack or Defence points by 100. (Throatflyer now has an Attack of 1700) And then I'll play this trap card. Your move.
Tea: Wow. What a duelist! Not only has he got a good attack force, but his monsters abilitys protect him in almost any manner! I
think Yugi is going to have a run for his money.
Yugi: Damn it! I'll play this monster in Reverse Defence mode. And I'll lay a little trap of my own. Your move.
Figure: (yawns) Hmm, such an obvious ploy. But the wolves tell me that the monster you played was none other then Kuribo. Oh
really Yugi, I expected more from you. And your magic card is The Living Arrow. But I'll destroy that with this magic card,
called Destroy Magic! (Yugis magic card is destroyed) And then I'll play Shade Wolf! (Shade: What? What did I do?) He has
the ability to attack twice in one turn! (A large grey wolf appears on the field. Attack: 2000 Defence: 1500) Now, your move.
Yugi: Looks like I'm pretty well screwed. But I have a plan up my sleeve... (Seto appears behind the Mysterious Figure holding
a mallet) SETO! ATTACK! (Seto bonks the Figure on the head. The figure hits the ground)
Figure: Ow? (collapses)
Tea: Go Yugi!
(Yami, Bakura and Pegasus all walk out of the room)
Pegasus: (pulls back hair to reveal Millenium Eye) Now let's see what Yugi is thinking... (looks into Yugis mind) Eww! Eww!
Eww! Naked Tea! Eww!
Tea: Hey!
Yugi: Was that to me? Or him?
Yami: I have three nipples! Hey Bakura! Got milk? (squeezes his nipple, and milk comes out and gets Bakura in the face)
Mai: Does anybody love me?
Yugi: Quiet you.
Figure: Does anybody care about me? I'm kind of essential to the story line!
Yami: Got milk? (squirts nipple milk at Figures face)
Figure: Thats it! WORLD OF SEIRIOUSNESS!
(everything become... non-scriptful and sane...)
Yugi walked over the the figure and grabbed his collar, picked him up and held his face to his own. "What's your name, kid?"
Yugi spat at the figures face. "My name is Asuka Yamada-san."
Yugi looked at Tea in her short dress. "Man, those are good legs..." he thought to himself before turning back to Asuka. "Why
did you steal my sandwich? Huh? Did you think you'd get away from me in my hunger?" Yugi said, his eyes bloodshot.
Tristan spoke up first, with a simple "What sandwich?"
Yugi thought for a moment. Realising the error of his ways, he reached into his pants.
"Yugi! I can help you, if you catch my drift..." Tea said. Yugi smiled, and pulled out the hidden lighted cigarette he kept
in his pants. He put it in his mouth and puffed. Everyone apart from him grimaced.
"Thats it. This is way freakier then before. WORLD OF LUNACY!!!" Asuka yelled.
(everything becomes crazy again!)
Tristan: Teapot.
Yugi: So you stole my sandwich, eh?
Asuka: What sandwich?!
Yugi: Good point.
Tea: You keep a lighted cigarette in your pants? Eww!
Yami: It ain't gross to me! Heh heh heh...
Yugi: Yami! Go back to your soul room!
Yami: Fine. I can look at that porn Tea posed for... (goes back into soul room)
Tea: He got those pictures?! I mean... what pictures?
Yugi: (shocked) You posed for porn?!
Mai: Slut! Slut! Slut!
Seto: Hey, it's good stuff!
Mokuba: You know it! (he and Seto high-five)
Asuka: Can we ge back to me?
Shade: (to everyone apart from Asuka) Do it. Or else.
Yugi: (starts reading Anime Monthly) Or else what?
Shade: Or else this! (Yugis 'Anime Monthly' turns to 'Naked Yugi Monthly)
Yugi: Argh! The photos come back to haunt me! (throws magazine away)
Tea: You posed for porn as well?!
Seto: Hey, it's good stuff!
Mokuba: You know it! (he and Seto high-five)
Yugi: (looking at Seto and Mokuba) That's just sick.
Mokuba: Hey, I gotta get my little dick hard every now again, but none of these chicks give me action. So what do I do?
Seto: Yeah, what he said! (everyone stares) Apart from the little dick part.
Mai: Don't you lie now!
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Will we get the truth out of Seto about the size of his penis?
Will we ever get a description of Tea and Yugis porn?
And will Mokuba get some action?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Keep sending ideas in for my fic. Or else. Review!