Shade: What the hell was with that review that was just 'F*CK YA!!' repeated many times?! What did I say?! What did I do!?
Tell me! Ok, due to the fact that there were no ideas, this is just going to be about Shade and Yami dueling Seto and Mokuba!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Neon Genesis Evangelion or any View Askew production
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Shade: This fic has gone completly off the duelling aspect of the show. YAMI! Care to join me for a 2 on 2 duel against Seto
and Mokuba?
Yami: Won't that be a slaughter?
Seto: I accept! My Dealer deck will kick your ass!
(Seto, Mokuba, Shade and Yami all get up on their duelling platform)
Seto, Mokuba, Yami and Shade: DUEL!
Referee: Then it is agreed! The order will go Shade, then Seto, followed by Yami and finally Mokuba!
Shade: Let's go! (draws his hand) I play... Silverfang! (Silverfang appears with an Attack of 1200 and a Defence of 800) And
I also lay down this card. Your move, Seto.
Seto: Excellent. First I play this little thing known as Basic Insect! (Attack: 500 Defnece: 700)
Yami: Pathetic. Resorting to that weak thing?
Seto: (smiles) Wait. I combine it with... SNOOTCHIE-BOOCHIE-NOOCHIES!!! (The Basic Insect smokes some joints, increasing his
Attack to 1500)
Shade: Drugs?!
Seto: You betcha. Now, ATTACK! (Silver Fang is destroyed. Life Points: Shade- 1700. Everyone else is on full life points.)
Shade: Damn!
Yami: Can we go home yet?
Shade: Fine. Let's end this duel.
(everyone goes over to the TV)
Tea: Whats on?
Yugi: Umm... Yami-Ball-GT, the cartoon.
(everyone looks at Shade)
Shade: What? What did I do?
Yami: I can't believe you sold out your own fic to... Nelvana?!
Seto: No wonder it's so edited.
TV DISCLAIMER: Due to the massive amounts of sexual content and swearing in the original version of this show, we cannot show
it.
Yugi: Which episode was that?
Mokuba: The ad.
(everyone looks at Shade)
Shade: What?!
(move to the outside of the studio- a policeman is talking on his walkie-talkie to someone else)
Policeman: Charlie, we've got a 10-81. Two unauthorised druggies on the lot.
Charlie: (coming out from walkie-talkie) Isn't that a 10-87?
Policeman: No, a 10-87 is removing a dead hooker from Yami's trailer.
Charlie: Oh, that Yami... back-up is on way.
(some police run in)
Policeman 1: We've got a 10-81 on our hands!
Yugi: Jesus Yami, again?
Yami: No bullsh*t! I wasn't with a hooker today, hah hah!
Policeman 2: (points at Seto and Mokuba) There they are!
Seto: You'll never take me alive! (he and Mokuba start shooting at the police with their guns)
Fade: Crazy crackers with guns, time for me to get my black ass out of here! (he finally leaves)
Tea: Goddamn it, why are we doing this story?
Yugi: (thinks) I don't know.
Shade: Because if you leave I'll let loose your terrible secret.
Tea: Oh yeah.
Yami: Damn. Wait, wasn't mine that I was bi-sexual?
Shade: (grins manically) Wouldn't you like to know?
(all of a sudden, Eva Unit 01 bursts in, and Shinji climbs out of the top)
Shinji: Umm, is there an Angel around here?
Yugi: Only this card one! (holds up the White Light Angel card)
Shinji: FIRE! (the Eva fires at the card, destroying it)
Yugi: Hey! I liked that card!
Yami: Hey, he looks hot...
Shinji: Regardless of what you may have heard, I don't kiss guys. (he gets back in the Eva and walks off)
Yami: Well that sucked. He was really cute.
Bakura: As cute as me?
Yugi: Lets get out of this gay love thing. How's the shoot out going?
Shade: Three policemen are down, and Seto has a shoulder wound.
Yami: Well, there's only one thing to do know.
Bakura: Have sweaty sex?
Yami: No... but a good idea nonetheless. Let's sing 'Eye Of The Tiger.'
Yugi:
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin'up to the challenge
Of our rival
Bakura:
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
But his fortune must always be...
Yami: Eye of the tiger.
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Shade: It's a great song. But before we leave, it's time for the options. What will happen next episode? Will:
A) Yami finds out he's pregnant
B) Goku and Veggeta fight it out to find out who has the biggest balls
C) They meet a female pirate who has a large tresure chest (get my drift) and plenty of booty (wink wink nudge nudge)
D) All of the above!
Write in what you want in the reviews! Also just review.
Tell me! Ok, due to the fact that there were no ideas, this is just going to be about Shade and Yami dueling Seto and Mokuba!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Neon Genesis Evangelion or any View Askew production
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Shade: This fic has gone completly off the duelling aspect of the show. YAMI! Care to join me for a 2 on 2 duel against Seto
and Mokuba?
Yami: Won't that be a slaughter?
Seto: I accept! My Dealer deck will kick your ass!
(Seto, Mokuba, Shade and Yami all get up on their duelling platform)
Seto, Mokuba, Yami and Shade: DUEL!
Referee: Then it is agreed! The order will go Shade, then Seto, followed by Yami and finally Mokuba!
Shade: Let's go! (draws his hand) I play... Silverfang! (Silverfang appears with an Attack of 1200 and a Defence of 800) And
I also lay down this card. Your move, Seto.
Seto: Excellent. First I play this little thing known as Basic Insect! (Attack: 500 Defnece: 700)
Yami: Pathetic. Resorting to that weak thing?
Seto: (smiles) Wait. I combine it with... SNOOTCHIE-BOOCHIE-NOOCHIES!!! (The Basic Insect smokes some joints, increasing his
Attack to 1500)
Shade: Drugs?!
Seto: You betcha. Now, ATTACK! (Silver Fang is destroyed. Life Points: Shade- 1700. Everyone else is on full life points.)
Shade: Damn!
Yami: Can we go home yet?
Shade: Fine. Let's end this duel.
(everyone goes over to the TV)
Tea: Whats on?
Yugi: Umm... Yami-Ball-GT, the cartoon.
(everyone looks at Shade)
Shade: What? What did I do?
Yami: I can't believe you sold out your own fic to... Nelvana?!
Seto: No wonder it's so edited.
TV DISCLAIMER: Due to the massive amounts of sexual content and swearing in the original version of this show, we cannot show
it.
Yugi: Which episode was that?
Mokuba: The ad.
(everyone looks at Shade)
Shade: What?!
(move to the outside of the studio- a policeman is talking on his walkie-talkie to someone else)
Policeman: Charlie, we've got a 10-81. Two unauthorised druggies on the lot.
Charlie: (coming out from walkie-talkie) Isn't that a 10-87?
Policeman: No, a 10-87 is removing a dead hooker from Yami's trailer.
Charlie: Oh, that Yami... back-up is on way.
(some police run in)
Policeman 1: We've got a 10-81 on our hands!
Yugi: Jesus Yami, again?
Yami: No bullsh*t! I wasn't with a hooker today, hah hah!
Policeman 2: (points at Seto and Mokuba) There they are!
Seto: You'll never take me alive! (he and Mokuba start shooting at the police with their guns)
Fade: Crazy crackers with guns, time for me to get my black ass out of here! (he finally leaves)
Tea: Goddamn it, why are we doing this story?
Yugi: (thinks) I don't know.
Shade: Because if you leave I'll let loose your terrible secret.
Tea: Oh yeah.
Yami: Damn. Wait, wasn't mine that I was bi-sexual?
Shade: (grins manically) Wouldn't you like to know?
(all of a sudden, Eva Unit 01 bursts in, and Shinji climbs out of the top)
Shinji: Umm, is there an Angel around here?
Yugi: Only this card one! (holds up the White Light Angel card)
Shinji: FIRE! (the Eva fires at the card, destroying it)
Yugi: Hey! I liked that card!
Yami: Hey, he looks hot...
Shinji: Regardless of what you may have heard, I don't kiss guys. (he gets back in the Eva and walks off)
Yami: Well that sucked. He was really cute.
Bakura: As cute as me?
Yugi: Lets get out of this gay love thing. How's the shoot out going?
Shade: Three policemen are down, and Seto has a shoulder wound.
Yami: Well, there's only one thing to do know.
Bakura: Have sweaty sex?
Yami: No... but a good idea nonetheless. Let's sing 'Eye Of The Tiger.'
Yugi:
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin'up to the challenge
Of our rival
Bakura:
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
But his fortune must always be...
Yami: Eye of the tiger.
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Shade: It's a great song. But before we leave, it's time for the options. What will happen next episode? Will:
A) Yami finds out he's pregnant
B) Goku and Veggeta fight it out to find out who has the biggest balls
C) They meet a female pirate who has a large tresure chest (get my drift) and plenty of booty (wink wink nudge nudge)
D) All of the above!
Write in what you want in the reviews! Also just review.