Shade: Alright, just to answer some questions that JCKilla asked:
Yes, I know that Tristan doesn't duel. I just don't give a sh*t. If I followed the storyline of the show exactly, I could be
sued for infringements of the original storyline.
Two, I know that it has nothing to do with Yami-Ball-Z. It's just that I had already written a series for a monthly anime
magazine. It was called called 'Yami-Ball', so I decided to have my first fic on FF.Net called 'Yami-Ball-Z'. If people want to
read the original Yami-Ball, e-mail me and I will send all 23 episodes to you.
Three, I know that Exodia has no Attack/Defence points. But this is about fictional characters. Fictional characters. Am I
getting through to you at all?
Alright, with the questions answered, its time to read the votes. All 3 of them. There were two for 'All of the above', so that
is what is happening!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Ruki Lee/Rika Wong, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, DBZ,
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(a doctor runs in)
Doctor: Yami! I need a urine sample, a sperm sample, a sh*t sample and a sweat sample.
Yami: Huh?
Yugi: Just give him your undies.
Audience: Hahahahaha!
Doctor: Yoink! (grabs Yamis undies) My god! You're pregnant!
Yami: Really? I thought that my growing gut was just fat.
(everyone is wearing commando uniforms)
Yugi: Alright, heres the plan. I'm going to go across the street to Inindos-
Joey: The hair salon?
Yugi: Uh huh. And I'm gonna see if they can squeeze me in for a perm.
(a hunky man walks in)
Pegasus: Hello you! Are you here for Yami and Bakuras wedding?
Hunky Guy: No...
Pegasus: I'm the best man. Ask anyone.
(a female pirate walks in)
Female Pirate: Ahoy there, big boy! Splice the mainbrace and wax me legs.
Yugi: My, she has a great treasure chest.
Joey: And plenty of booty.
Yami: Who can it be?
(female pirate rips off mask to reveal Ruki)
Ruki: It's me! ^-^
Yami: Oh, hi Ruki!
Ruki: Care to join me for some sweet loving?
Shade: He'll impale you in the foreplay. (Note: Inside joke)
Jess: Not again with that bull crap.
Yami: Ruki, I'm... I'm... I'm...
Ruki: Spit it out!
Yami: (sobs) I'm pregnant!
(Goku and Veggeta [reincarnated times... forgot] walk in, argueing)
Goku: I have the biggest balls! Energy balls!
Veggeta: Quiet Kakarot! My balls are bigger! Bigger then thou!
Ruki: Quiet! Me and Yami are talking! (turns to Yami) So, am I the... father? That sounds wierd.
Yami: I guess so. But one question, Shade.
Shade: I'm busy. (continues counting profits from the sale of all the Shade Wolf fics to Nelvana)
Yami: You're a true artist Shade.
Yugi: I love you, Tea.
Tea: I prefer Yami.
Ruki: Then we will fight, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style!
(they fly through the air, finally reaching each other and fighting it out)
Tea: Hi yom gin janya fu! (Note: I know no chinese. So don't blame me for any bad, horribly spelled or non-existent words)
Yugi: Lets translate for them!
Yami: I'll do Tea, Yugi does Ruki! That ok, Shade?
Shade: Jesus Yami, I said I was busy. (continues counting money)
Yami: Time to translate...
Tea: Junyen ko misaki ugi!
Yami: (translating) I know no fear!
Ruki: Jenya hikari sanjuro!
Yugi: All your base are belong to us!
Tea: (dodges Rukis kick) Oh, mi chan so?
Yami: I can smell your brains!
Ruki: (looks angry) Fuusigu yam yam jiz tan...
Yugi: Take me here, under the pool table!
(everyone looks at Yugi)
Ruki: Thats it. That was a crap idea. Nice work Shade.
Shade: Huh? Oh well. (keeps on counting money)
Bakura: Why do I have such a little part in these fics?
Rex: Me too!
Weevil: Me three!
Yami: Well, Bakura is getting married to me, Rex is gay, and Weevil was eaten by rabid Pikachus thirsting for amish blood.
Ruki: And me?
Yami: You're a hot asian fic writer. I love your work, and you can't be in this fic all the time.
Ruki: I'm not hot... (blushes)
Yami: Yes you are. And another thing, if I'm pregnant, where the hell will the baby come out? Don't make no-
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Shade: Had to cut him out. Ok, read and review! Will this monster fic ever end?
Yes, I know that Tristan doesn't duel. I just don't give a sh*t. If I followed the storyline of the show exactly, I could be
sued for infringements of the original storyline.
Two, I know that it has nothing to do with Yami-Ball-Z. It's just that I had already written a series for a monthly anime
magazine. It was called called 'Yami-Ball', so I decided to have my first fic on FF.Net called 'Yami-Ball-Z'. If people want to
read the original Yami-Ball, e-mail me and I will send all 23 episodes to you.
Three, I know that Exodia has no Attack/Defence points. But this is about fictional characters. Fictional characters. Am I
getting through to you at all?
Alright, with the questions answered, its time to read the votes. All 3 of them. There were two for 'All of the above', so that
is what is happening!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Ruki Lee/Rika Wong, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, DBZ,
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(a doctor runs in)
Doctor: Yami! I need a urine sample, a sperm sample, a sh*t sample and a sweat sample.
Yami: Huh?
Yugi: Just give him your undies.
Audience: Hahahahaha!
Doctor: Yoink! (grabs Yamis undies) My god! You're pregnant!
Yami: Really? I thought that my growing gut was just fat.
(everyone is wearing commando uniforms)
Yugi: Alright, heres the plan. I'm going to go across the street to Inindos-
Joey: The hair salon?
Yugi: Uh huh. And I'm gonna see if they can squeeze me in for a perm.
(a hunky man walks in)
Pegasus: Hello you! Are you here for Yami and Bakuras wedding?
Hunky Guy: No...
Pegasus: I'm the best man. Ask anyone.
(a female pirate walks in)
Female Pirate: Ahoy there, big boy! Splice the mainbrace and wax me legs.
Yugi: My, she has a great treasure chest.
Joey: And plenty of booty.
Yami: Who can it be?
(female pirate rips off mask to reveal Ruki)
Ruki: It's me! ^-^
Yami: Oh, hi Ruki!
Ruki: Care to join me for some sweet loving?
Shade: He'll impale you in the foreplay. (Note: Inside joke)
Jess: Not again with that bull crap.
Yami: Ruki, I'm... I'm... I'm...
Ruki: Spit it out!
Yami: (sobs) I'm pregnant!
(Goku and Veggeta [reincarnated times... forgot] walk in, argueing)
Goku: I have the biggest balls! Energy balls!
Veggeta: Quiet Kakarot! My balls are bigger! Bigger then thou!
Ruki: Quiet! Me and Yami are talking! (turns to Yami) So, am I the... father? That sounds wierd.
Yami: I guess so. But one question, Shade.
Shade: I'm busy. (continues counting profits from the sale of all the Shade Wolf fics to Nelvana)
Yami: You're a true artist Shade.
Yugi: I love you, Tea.
Tea: I prefer Yami.
Ruki: Then we will fight, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style!
(they fly through the air, finally reaching each other and fighting it out)
Tea: Hi yom gin janya fu! (Note: I know no chinese. So don't blame me for any bad, horribly spelled or non-existent words)
Yugi: Lets translate for them!
Yami: I'll do Tea, Yugi does Ruki! That ok, Shade?
Shade: Jesus Yami, I said I was busy. (continues counting money)
Yami: Time to translate...
Tea: Junyen ko misaki ugi!
Yami: (translating) I know no fear!
Ruki: Jenya hikari sanjuro!
Yugi: All your base are belong to us!
Tea: (dodges Rukis kick) Oh, mi chan so?
Yami: I can smell your brains!
Ruki: (looks angry) Fuusigu yam yam jiz tan...
Yugi: Take me here, under the pool table!
(everyone looks at Yugi)
Ruki: Thats it. That was a crap idea. Nice work Shade.
Shade: Huh? Oh well. (keeps on counting money)
Bakura: Why do I have such a little part in these fics?
Rex: Me too!
Weevil: Me three!
Yami: Well, Bakura is getting married to me, Rex is gay, and Weevil was eaten by rabid Pikachus thirsting for amish blood.
Ruki: And me?
Yami: You're a hot asian fic writer. I love your work, and you can't be in this fic all the time.
Ruki: I'm not hot... (blushes)
Yami: Yes you are. And another thing, if I'm pregnant, where the hell will the baby come out? Don't make no-
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Shade: Had to cut him out. Ok, read and review! Will this monster fic ever end?