Shade: Good episode, but even better is my new catchphrase! Yes, it's:
Everytime you feel small and insecure, just remember how amazingly unlikely is your birth. And pray there's intelligent life
somewhere in space because there's bugger all down here on earth.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh,
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Yugi: What the hell were we doing last episode?

Yami: I was pregnant!

Tea: Oh yeah! Dammit Shade, come up with something not parodied from an Arnold Schwartenegger movie!

Shade: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Bakura: I have no father!

Yugi: My parents are never mentioned in the anime.

Grampa: I'm old and have a hairy butt!

(Mai walks in)

Yugi: Hey Mai.

Joey: Hello Mai!

Mai: Shutup or I'll burn you all down now!!!

Yami: O..........K...

Mai: Sorry, I've just been diagnosed as "criminally insane".

Bakura: (rolls his eyes) Gee, really? Never thought- (Mai grabs his throat)

Mai: Scream for me pretty boy...

Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Mai: Thanks ^-^ !

(enter a cute little armadillo)

Yugi: Weren't you the one that was put down my pants?

Armadillo: =^o^=

Tea: Awwww! It's so cute!

Yugi: My genitals were bruised for three weeks!!!

Tea: So? I can be self-sufficent.

Yami: I'm getting hard just thinking about that...

Mai: Joey can't bring it up some nights, thats why I fall back on... Seto and Silent Mokuba...

Joey: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THOSE DRUGGIES?!

Seto: Damn, she was to fine!

(that little blonde girl who has the teddy bear enters)

Girl: I've just come back from an asylum!

Yami: I trust you made some (looks knowingly at the camera) friends?

Girl: Yep! We had some fun, didn't we teddy? (hugs teddy)

Yugi: Thats gross.

Yami: Not for me!

Yugi: Petafile.

Yami: Thats me!!!

Joey: Goddamn... Seto! It's time to have a duel!

Seto: Ok! (pulls out a gun and shoots Joey)

Mai: JOEY!!!

Tea: JOEY!!!

Yami: Joey!

Yugi: YES!!! I mean... Joey!

(Joey is lifeless on the floor)

Seto: Umm... oops? Heh heh heh... heh heh heh...

Yugi: (holding back tears) You killed my best friend! Now its your turn to die!

Seto: You know, I have the strangest feeling of deja vu... (pulls out a gun and shoots Joey)

Mai: JOEY!!!

Tea: JOEY!!!

Yami: Joey!

Yugi: YES!!! I mean... Joey!

(Joey is lifeless on the floor)

Seto: Umm... oops? Heh heh heh... heh heh heh...

Yugi: (holding back tears) You killed my best friend! Now its your turn to die!

Seto: You know, I have the strangest feeling of deja vu... (pulls out a gun and shoots Joey)

Mai: JOEY!!!

Tea: JOEY!!!

Yami: Joey!

Yugi: YES!!! I mean... Joey!

(Joey is lifeless on the floor)

Seto: Umm... oops? Heh heh heh... heh heh heh...

Yugi: (holding back tears) You killed my best friend! Now its your turn to die!

Seto: You know, I have the strangest feeling of deja vu... (pulls out a gun and shoots Joey)

Yugi: You know, I have a feeling of deja vu too!

Mai: How many times have I screamed Joey?

Joey: (gasping for breath) Yu... Yugi...

Yugi: What is it old friend?

Joey: I have... have to tell you something...

Yugi: What?

Joey: My name is... is actually Dimsdale...

Yugi: Huh?

Joey: Tell... Spiky Norman... I'm sorry... (stops breathing)

Yugi: Spiky Norman?

Mai: A giant hedgehog. Sometimes he was only 5ft long, but when Joey was really depressed he could be up to 800 metres long.

Yugi: How nice... (fade out to a picture of the empire state building. A 800 metre hedgehog pops out from behind)

Spiky Norman: Dimsdale!

(fade out to the pyramids at giza. Spiky Norman pops out from behind)

Spiky Norman: Dimsdale...

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Shade: Gotta love Spiky Norman... also please read and review. If you don't, then I can't continue my fics.