Shade: I want love... just a different kind. I want love won't break out, won't break me in, won't break me up, I want love,
but that don't mean a thing, I want love, yeah I want love...
Disclaimer: You read it last time, ya bastards.
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(while Joey is dead on the ground, Fade walks in)
Fade: Is Joey already dead?! Dammit, I guess I won't be needing these anymore... (throws two pistols on the ground near Joey
and starts walking off)
Yugi: You were gonna kill Joey?
(no one notices Joeys hands slowly grabbing the guns)
Fade: (back turned to them all) What can I say? His hair is just plain stupid.
(Joey bounces up and aims the pistols at Fade)
Fade: The fuc...
Joey: (smiles) Yippy kai yay, mother f*cker. (fires pistols at Fade, but Fade dodges them)
Fade: The hell?!
(a duck walks in)
Joey: (aims at duck) Yippy kai yay, mother ducker. (fires at duck, and the duck is toasted)
Yugi: Joey, calm down.
Joey: (looks at Yugi) Grr...
Micheal Muttiah: Thats just not cricket.
Micheal Chau: So, Yugi, played any good games lately?
San: (snaps Yami's boner)
Yami: ARGH!
San: (smiles) Thats ok, I asian!
Shade: Snootchie bootchie noochies!
Fade: Show ya moves!
Ryan Fisher: There is only way I have not f*cked Kate- Mission Impossible.
Jason Patel: Whats the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing, you push both aside to keep on eating.
(everyone is looking at Shade and their school chums)
Shade: What? We're having a guys night!
Ryan: What am I doing here?! I have better things to do, like hit on Jess!
Shade: You're a dead man. (they start bashing the crap out of each other)
Others: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry Springer: Tonight on Jerry Springer- Guys Who Wanna Hit On Other Guys Girlfriends.
(Fade walks up to Jerry and punches his jaw bone out of his head)
Jerry: F*CK!!! (runs off, grabbing his jaw bone en-route)
Tea: Shade seems to be bringing in his personal life into the fics more often.
Joey: Can't touch this, nah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, can't touch this.
Shade: Let's go surfing.
(camera goes to Yugi and Yami on some surfboards, Yugi just wearing board shorts, Yami wearing wetsuit)
Yugi: Mate, I'm f*cking freezing out here.
Yami: Should've worn ya wetsuit.
Yugi: Mate, I know I should've worn me wetsuit! Keeps ya toasty warm.
Yami: Hold on mate. (starts pissing in his wetsuit) Oh yeah... nice and warm.
Yugi: Mate, pissing in ya wetsuit attracts sharks!
Yami: I know mate.
Yugi: What, you know that pissing in ya wetsuit attracts sharks, or that pissing in ya wetsuit keeps ya warm?
Yami: I know that it attracts sharks, mate, but I ain't worried.
Yugi: Why not mate?
Yami: 'Cause last night I couldn't find the toilet so I pissed all over your board.
Yugi: Mate!
(camera goes back to the guys in the studio)
Tea: Why wasn't I in that?
Yugi: Babe, you're always in my head taking off your clothes.
Tea: Yugi!
Yami: (kneels before Mai) Mai, will you do the honour of bonking my brains out.
Mai: I charge $100 an hour. No kissing, $50 extra for blowjobs, or you giving me oral.
Yami: Shade! Can you summon some money for me?
Shade: (puts on Ascots costume from Magic Knight Rayearth) MAKISHIMA MONEY SUMMONS! ($500 falls into Yamis hands)
Yami: Sweet! With this I can get... three hours and four blowjobs!
Mai: Mmm, tasty. (they walk into the back room)
(Avril Lavigne walks in, audience moans)
Shade: Shutup, this is payback for not reviewing! Shes in ALL my fics this week! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Avril: (looks at audience)
He's just a boy (looks at Shade, Jess gets mad)
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious- (she gets knocked out by Jess)
Jess: He's MINE! (calls the Iraq government, and they come along and shoot her to the sun)
Yugi: Jesus!
Jess: She should've known... (eyes go all scary) Don't... fuck... with Jessica... Maunder...! Now, let me finish off...
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world (runs over and kisses Shade)
Yugi: (looks at Tea)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Tea: Mmm mmm, sounds good. (they go off)
(next morning, Shade and Fade are sitting with their coffee in the morning)
Fade: Heard you and Jess last night. (sips coffee) So what happened?
Shade: Well, (sips coffee) I asked if we could do it doggy style.
Fade: (spits out coffee) Did she f*cking break it up with you?
Shade: Nope... (takes a drink of coffee) We did it doggy style.
Fade: No way! What happened?!
Shade: I sat up and begged, she rolled over and played dead.
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Shade: That end joke wasn't half bad! Read and review! And you get a special suprise if you have the following word in your
review: cumquat.
but that don't mean a thing, I want love, yeah I want love...
Disclaimer: You read it last time, ya bastards.
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(while Joey is dead on the ground, Fade walks in)
Fade: Is Joey already dead?! Dammit, I guess I won't be needing these anymore... (throws two pistols on the ground near Joey
and starts walking off)
Yugi: You were gonna kill Joey?
(no one notices Joeys hands slowly grabbing the guns)
Fade: (back turned to them all) What can I say? His hair is just plain stupid.
(Joey bounces up and aims the pistols at Fade)
Fade: The fuc...
Joey: (smiles) Yippy kai yay, mother f*cker. (fires pistols at Fade, but Fade dodges them)
Fade: The hell?!
(a duck walks in)
Joey: (aims at duck) Yippy kai yay, mother ducker. (fires at duck, and the duck is toasted)
Yugi: Joey, calm down.
Joey: (looks at Yugi) Grr...
Micheal Muttiah: Thats just not cricket.
Micheal Chau: So, Yugi, played any good games lately?
San: (snaps Yami's boner)
Yami: ARGH!
San: (smiles) Thats ok, I asian!
Shade: Snootchie bootchie noochies!
Fade: Show ya moves!
Ryan Fisher: There is only way I have not f*cked Kate- Mission Impossible.
Jason Patel: Whats the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing, you push both aside to keep on eating.
(everyone is looking at Shade and their school chums)
Shade: What? We're having a guys night!
Ryan: What am I doing here?! I have better things to do, like hit on Jess!
Shade: You're a dead man. (they start bashing the crap out of each other)
Others: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry Springer: Tonight on Jerry Springer- Guys Who Wanna Hit On Other Guys Girlfriends.
(Fade walks up to Jerry and punches his jaw bone out of his head)
Jerry: F*CK!!! (runs off, grabbing his jaw bone en-route)
Tea: Shade seems to be bringing in his personal life into the fics more often.
Joey: Can't touch this, nah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, can't touch this.
Shade: Let's go surfing.
(camera goes to Yugi and Yami on some surfboards, Yugi just wearing board shorts, Yami wearing wetsuit)
Yugi: Mate, I'm f*cking freezing out here.
Yami: Should've worn ya wetsuit.
Yugi: Mate, I know I should've worn me wetsuit! Keeps ya toasty warm.
Yami: Hold on mate. (starts pissing in his wetsuit) Oh yeah... nice and warm.
Yugi: Mate, pissing in ya wetsuit attracts sharks!
Yami: I know mate.
Yugi: What, you know that pissing in ya wetsuit attracts sharks, or that pissing in ya wetsuit keeps ya warm?
Yami: I know that it attracts sharks, mate, but I ain't worried.
Yugi: Why not mate?
Yami: 'Cause last night I couldn't find the toilet so I pissed all over your board.
Yugi: Mate!
(camera goes back to the guys in the studio)
Tea: Why wasn't I in that?
Yugi: Babe, you're always in my head taking off your clothes.
Tea: Yugi!
Yami: (kneels before Mai) Mai, will you do the honour of bonking my brains out.
Mai: I charge $100 an hour. No kissing, $50 extra for blowjobs, or you giving me oral.
Yami: Shade! Can you summon some money for me?
Shade: (puts on Ascots costume from Magic Knight Rayearth) MAKISHIMA MONEY SUMMONS! ($500 falls into Yamis hands)
Yami: Sweet! With this I can get... three hours and four blowjobs!
Mai: Mmm, tasty. (they walk into the back room)
(Avril Lavigne walks in, audience moans)
Shade: Shutup, this is payback for not reviewing! Shes in ALL my fics this week! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Avril: (looks at audience)
He's just a boy (looks at Shade, Jess gets mad)
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious- (she gets knocked out by Jess)
Jess: He's MINE! (calls the Iraq government, and they come along and shoot her to the sun)
Yugi: Jesus!
Jess: She should've known... (eyes go all scary) Don't... fuck... with Jessica... Maunder...! Now, let me finish off...
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world (runs over and kisses Shade)
Yugi: (looks at Tea)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Tea: Mmm mmm, sounds good. (they go off)
(next morning, Shade and Fade are sitting with their coffee in the morning)
Fade: Heard you and Jess last night. (sips coffee) So what happened?
Shade: Well, (sips coffee) I asked if we could do it doggy style.
Fade: (spits out coffee) Did she f*cking break it up with you?
Shade: Nope... (takes a drink of coffee) We did it doggy style.
Fade: No way! What happened?!
Shade: I sat up and begged, she rolled over and played dead.
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Shade: That end joke wasn't half bad! Read and review! And you get a special suprise if you have the following word in your
review: cumquat.