Shade: Ah, good ol' Yami Ball. The series that kinda hit off.
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(Kitchen. Yugi is sitting on a stool, eating cereal. Tea walks up, puts a muffin and a glass of orange juice on the table and sits on her own stool)
Tea: Yummy! (eats her muffin)
(phone rings)
Tea: I'll get it. (gets off stool and puts a pie on the table) Now Yugi, don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (looks at Tea) What do you take me for?
(Tea walks off)
Yugi: Heh heh... I have self control like she wouldn't believe...
(looks at cereal bowl)
Yugi: I don't need that pie... I'm perfectly fine with my cereal... Yep... me and my cereal... I don't need that pie...
(looks at pie)
Yugi: With it's soft, flakey crust... (smiles) and it's blueberry centre... and it's-
(looks away from pie)
Yugi: NO!
(Yugi doesn't notice that his hand is moving towards the pie.)
Yugi: Huh? (notices his hand moving towards pie.) Wait! No! (Yugi grabs hand and pulls it away, knocking his cereal bowl over at same time) Bad hand! Stay!
(Yugi relaxes)
Yugi: Well, that was close. But what I'd tell ya? Self control. (looks up and down) Yeah, I'll just think about something else... Ok, make the thought bubble appear
(a thought bubble appears over his head, with a monkey in it)
Yugi: Oh, what have we got here? Oh! It's a monkey! (the monkey sits down and picks its toes) Well, it's a monkey, but it's not very interesting. Wait, I know! STAR WARS MONKEY!
(the monkey now wears Luke Skywalkers outfit and carries a light sabre. Several lasers fly for it, and it deflects them all)
Yugi: Heh...
(a duck wearing Darth Vaders suit flys down and chops off the monkeys hand)
Duck: Obi-Wan never told you about your father...
Monkey: He told me you killed my father!
Duck: No, Luke. I am your father!
Monkey: No! Thats impossible!
Duck: Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Monkey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (suddenly sits down and eats a pie)
(Yugi shakes his head, and the thought bubble goes away)
Yugi: Ok... that was really wierd... (he grabs his stomach) Oh... soooo huuungry... (starts leaning towards pie) But... can't... eat... delicous... baked... good...
(Yugi is now leaning back so much he is about to fall)
Yugi: This can't be good. AHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls off stool)
(Jaws theme plays)
Yugi: (hair is circling the pie)
(Yugi rises up and is about to attack the pie when...)
Tea: You're not eating the pie, are you?
Yugi: Nuh huh.
Tea: Ok, I'll be back in a minute!
Yugi: Uh huh!
(Yugi gets back on stool, and turns on radio)
Radio:
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
Pleeeeaaaasseee... oh baaaby.
Don't go
Simple and clean is the way- (cuts off)
Radio: We interrupt this catchy pop song to bring you a special report. The local pie factory downtown... Has exploded. Dozens injured, BUT! It is raining pie. And everybody is happy, especially me. The mayor has a few words to say about this delicous event.
Mayor: I hear by declare this day to be... PIE DAY!
Yugi: It was just a coincidence, don't panic...
Radio: Recent studies have shown that if you eat a pie a day, you will have a 5% increase... OF YUUUMMY!
Yugi: Don't think about pie, Don't think about pie, Don't think about pie...
(creepy music plays, and Tea's head, his head, and the mayors head float around him)
Tea: (echoing) Don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (echoing) Self control...
Mayor: (echoing) Pie Day!
Tea: (echoing) Don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (echoing) Self control...
Mayor: (echoing) Pie Day!
(Lenny's head pops up)
Lenny: (echoing) Dental plan!
(creepy music ends, heads disappear)
Voice: Greetings Yugi!
Yugi: Who are you?!
Voice: I am the pie.
Yugi: No you're not.
Pie: Yes I am.
Yugi: Ahhh! (ducks behind table) What do you want from me?
Pie: I have one simple request from you Yugi... I want you... to eat me.
Yugi: No, I can't give into temptation... (gets up) Besides, Tea said not to. She'll get mad!
Pie: Go ahead, Yugi. I'm so delicous! Look at me!
Yugi: (closes eyes) No... I can't do it!
Pie: Meh, that's okay. I bet you're not man enough to handle me you little mamma's boy!
Yugi: (opens eyes) What'd you say? Say that again.
Pie: Normally I would, but I'm afraid I would overload your little pea brian mind!
Yugi: (gets mad) You take that back!
Pie: EAT ME!!!
Yugi: Thats it... You're going down pie! (picks up a sword) Prepare yourself... (swings sword around) Gladiator! (dives on pie.)
(5 minutes later, blueberry stains are on the walls, a plant is on fire, the pie is gone and Yugi has blue all over his mouth. Tea walks in...)
Tea: (looks at where pie should be) What the crap?! What happened here?
Yugi: (looks up from his cereal bowl) I'm not gonna deny it, I ate the pie.
Tea: You better have a good explanation for this young man.
(Yugi pulls out a packet of Mentos and winks. Tea gives him the thumbs-up)
Singers: Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Voice Over: Mentos, the fresh maker!
Shade: CUT!!! That's a wrap, people.
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(Kitchen. Yugi is sitting on a stool, eating cereal. Tea walks up, puts a muffin and a glass of orange juice on the table and sits on her own stool)
Tea: Yummy! (eats her muffin)
(phone rings)
Tea: I'll get it. (gets off stool and puts a pie on the table) Now Yugi, don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (looks at Tea) What do you take me for?
(Tea walks off)
Yugi: Heh heh... I have self control like she wouldn't believe...
(looks at cereal bowl)
Yugi: I don't need that pie... I'm perfectly fine with my cereal... Yep... me and my cereal... I don't need that pie...
(looks at pie)
Yugi: With it's soft, flakey crust... (smiles) and it's blueberry centre... and it's-
(looks away from pie)
Yugi: NO!
(Yugi doesn't notice that his hand is moving towards the pie.)
Yugi: Huh? (notices his hand moving towards pie.) Wait! No! (Yugi grabs hand and pulls it away, knocking his cereal bowl over at same time) Bad hand! Stay!
(Yugi relaxes)
Yugi: Well, that was close. But what I'd tell ya? Self control. (looks up and down) Yeah, I'll just think about something else... Ok, make the thought bubble appear
(a thought bubble appears over his head, with a monkey in it)
Yugi: Oh, what have we got here? Oh! It's a monkey! (the monkey sits down and picks its toes) Well, it's a monkey, but it's not very interesting. Wait, I know! STAR WARS MONKEY!
(the monkey now wears Luke Skywalkers outfit and carries a light sabre. Several lasers fly for it, and it deflects them all)
Yugi: Heh...
(a duck wearing Darth Vaders suit flys down and chops off the monkeys hand)
Duck: Obi-Wan never told you about your father...
Monkey: He told me you killed my father!
Duck: No, Luke. I am your father!
Monkey: No! Thats impossible!
Duck: Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Monkey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (suddenly sits down and eats a pie)
(Yugi shakes his head, and the thought bubble goes away)
Yugi: Ok... that was really wierd... (he grabs his stomach) Oh... soooo huuungry... (starts leaning towards pie) But... can't... eat... delicous... baked... good...
(Yugi is now leaning back so much he is about to fall)
Yugi: This can't be good. AHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls off stool)
(Jaws theme plays)
Yugi: (hair is circling the pie)
(Yugi rises up and is about to attack the pie when...)
Tea: You're not eating the pie, are you?
Yugi: Nuh huh.
Tea: Ok, I'll be back in a minute!
Yugi: Uh huh!
(Yugi gets back on stool, and turns on radio)
Radio:
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
Pleeeeaaaasseee... oh baaaby.
Don't go
Simple and clean is the way- (cuts off)
Radio: We interrupt this catchy pop song to bring you a special report. The local pie factory downtown... Has exploded. Dozens injured, BUT! It is raining pie. And everybody is happy, especially me. The mayor has a few words to say about this delicous event.
Mayor: I hear by declare this day to be... PIE DAY!
Yugi: It was just a coincidence, don't panic...
Radio: Recent studies have shown that if you eat a pie a day, you will have a 5% increase... OF YUUUMMY!
Yugi: Don't think about pie, Don't think about pie, Don't think about pie...
(creepy music plays, and Tea's head, his head, and the mayors head float around him)
Tea: (echoing) Don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (echoing) Self control...
Mayor: (echoing) Pie Day!
Tea: (echoing) Don't you eat this pie!
Yugi: (echoing) Self control...
Mayor: (echoing) Pie Day!
(Lenny's head pops up)
Lenny: (echoing) Dental plan!
(creepy music ends, heads disappear)
Voice: Greetings Yugi!
Yugi: Who are you?!
Voice: I am the pie.
Yugi: No you're not.
Pie: Yes I am.
Yugi: Ahhh! (ducks behind table) What do you want from me?
Pie: I have one simple request from you Yugi... I want you... to eat me.
Yugi: No, I can't give into temptation... (gets up) Besides, Tea said not to. She'll get mad!
Pie: Go ahead, Yugi. I'm so delicous! Look at me!
Yugi: (closes eyes) No... I can't do it!
Pie: Meh, that's okay. I bet you're not man enough to handle me you little mamma's boy!
Yugi: (opens eyes) What'd you say? Say that again.
Pie: Normally I would, but I'm afraid I would overload your little pea brian mind!
Yugi: (gets mad) You take that back!
Pie: EAT ME!!!
Yugi: Thats it... You're going down pie! (picks up a sword) Prepare yourself... (swings sword around) Gladiator! (dives on pie.)
(5 minutes later, blueberry stains are on the walls, a plant is on fire, the pie is gone and Yugi has blue all over his mouth. Tea walks in...)
Tea: (looks at where pie should be) What the crap?! What happened here?
Yugi: (looks up from his cereal bowl) I'm not gonna deny it, I ate the pie.
Tea: You better have a good explanation for this young man.
(Yugi pulls out a packet of Mentos and winks. Tea gives him the thumbs-up)
Singers: Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Voice Over: Mentos, the fresh maker!
Shade: CUT!!! That's a wrap, people.
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