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This is a work of fanfiction and is not to be taken literally.
Author's Note: In this story, the Gundam Wing universe and the Digimon Tamers universe will be used along with some of their respective characters.
------Introduction------
After my rough start in the realm of anime I had managed to end up in, I began was starting to get used to it. Eventually the daily attacks on me stopped and Furinkan High School's school year ended for summer. The day that summer began I got totally lost. After what seemed like weeks of wandering around Japan I met up with Ryoga in Yokohama.
We decided that we had a better chance of getting back to Nerima if we worked together. Then we ended up in an unusual hallway that was all metal with various panels and doorways all over the place. It looked vaguely familiar to me.
I stopped and looked out a window that happened to be on one of the walls, "Eh...Ryoga I think you should take a look at this..."
Ryoga did so, looked away, looked back and yelled, "IF THE EARTH IS OUT THERE THEN WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!?!"
------Summer, Mobile Suit Pilots and Space Colonies------
Ryoga's voice echoed down the hallway several times before it was quiet again. I let out a sigh trying to figure out where I had seen this place, or a place like it, before. Before I had much more time to think however, a group of five boys around the same age as Ryoga and myself turned down a different hallway and came to face us.
"They must of heard you yelling," I noted keeping my cool.
Ryoga sighed, "Maybe we can ask them for directions."
"If they don't shoot us first," I informed him.
Ryoga went pale.
The five boys that had come down the hallway were wearing preventor jackets. I finally figured out why this place looked so familiar. Ryoga and I had somehow stumbled into the Gundam Wing universe. We were very lost.
I could hear the former gundam pilots talking in whispers, but I couldn't make out much of what was being said.
"They sure don't look like they work for the military and we were told that all the civilians were evacuated from the colony," shouted Duo. He was the only one not whispering.
"Maxwell keep your voice down," commanded Wufei.
Duo sulks, but after being given a fierce glare from Heero he decided to listen to Wufei for once. There was another round of whispering before the group looked at us again.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asks Heero doing his best not to sound as confused as he felt. Being the perfect soldier that was actually know challenge. Keeping Duo quiet was something else altogether.
"I am Crystal Mizuka," I answered.
"And I'm Ryoga Hibiki," answered Ryoga. "We are lost and if you would kindly tell us where we are we can be on our way."
Duo started laughing, "Lost. That's a good one! I didn't know it was possible to get lost in one of these colonies, what with the hologram maps everywhere."
Ryoga growled, revealing his fangs.
Duo blinked a few times, "Oh, so the next thing you're going to tell us is that you are a vampire."
Heero casually swung his fist backwards into Duo's face, rendering him unconscious before he was able to hit the colony floor. I sighed, only Heero could casually knock someone out.
"Like my friend here said, could you tell us where we are?" I asked.
Quatre answered, "Well this is X-194263, a colony that has become unstable and is under order to be destroyed. We recieved word that a military operation was taking place within the colony and were sent to investigate. As preventers it is our job to stop wars from starting."
"Oh great," muttered Wufei, "tell total strangers everything. And what if they are part of the military organization that has taken over this colony and disrupted the self-destruct sequence?"
Quatre made a strange noise, "I'm sorry, but they really don't look like they belong in any military organization."
"Damn strait," I said.
Ryoga added, "The most we are is a pair of martial artists that are hopelessly lost."
"Believe me, I have no clue how we got in here," I said.
Quatre said, "I believe them."
"You would," muttered Wufei. "Woman are sneaky and shouldn't be trusted."
It was my turn to start growling, only I was growling at Wufei and not Duo.
"Hey look, she has fangs too," noted Quatre.
I stopped growling and didn't say anything. I stood very still. The only thing that made it apparent that I was still conscious was a phonebook that suddenly crashed, very loudly, onto Wufei's head. Wufei hit the floor with a pleasant thud, and joined Duo in the realm of unconsciousness. Just as suddenly as it had appeared, the phonebook was gone.
Heero and Quatre blinked in confusion and surprise as Wufei was rendered unconscious by a phonebook that had appeared out of thin air. Trowa didn't appear surprised as he didn't do or say anything.
Ryoga pointed out the window, "So when is the next flight back to planet Earth?"
Quatre had lost the ability to speak and his eyes were still on the unconscious form of Wufei. That left Heero and Trowa available to explain. Trowa didn't say anything.
"We will be returning to the Earth after we complete our mission," answered Heero. "You will come with us for questioning and interogation."
"WHAT?!" shouted both Ryoga and I at the exact same time.
*~*~*~*~*
After a great deal of spying around the colony the mission was accomplished and our much larger group was in a moderately sized shuttle back to the Earth. Everyone was conscious again and Heero was holding a detonator in his hand.
Once the shuttle was a safe distance away from the unstable colony, Heero pushed the small red button on the top of the detonator and said his famous words, "Mission Complete."
The colony exploded with a well defined bang. The shockwave of the explosion caused the shuttle to shake a bit. The military personnel were tied up in the cargo section of the shuttle. Duo was playing the role of pilot so that he would remain quiet for a little while, during which time a rational questioning session could be held. As such the rest of us were seated around a small table in the passenger quarters of the shuttle.
"Now explain again how what you were doing in the colony we just destroyed," said Heero.
I decided to answer so as to keep the yelling to a minimum, "We already told you. We got lost and we have no idea how we got in the colony."
"And so you choose to stick to the same story?" muttered Wufei who was giving me a cold glare. He had obviously figured out where the phonebook must have come from.
"Yes we do," answered Ryoga. "Take it or leave it, but we are just trying to find our way back to Nerima, Japan."
I really should have been explaining him that we weren't even in his world anymore. There probably was a Nerima, Japan in the Gundam Wing universe anyway, it just wouldn't be the same one we had come from. That we could deal with when we were far away from the boys with the guns [when your brother owns his own BB Gun you learn to fear them and keep your distance].
"And you don't know how you got such a long distance away from Nerima?" questioned Heero.
Why the heck wasn't Quatre asking any of the questions. Quatre I could deal with. Heero spent all of his time glaring at us. Wufei was mostly glaring at me and not paying attention to Ryoga. Then there was the fact that Trowa was remaining totally neutral and no one could tell what he was actually thinking of the situation. So far I hadn't even heard him talk. I was beginning to feel really uncomfortable and Ryoga was starting to radiate the usual heavy energy that tends to result in a Shi Shi Hokodan.
"Like we've been telling you, we got lost," I answered.
Ryoga added, "Neither of us has the worlds best sense of direction."
The door from the cockpit openned, revealing Duo who was back to grinning like an idiot. His appearence earned him a glare from Heero and Wufei. He took an empty seat at the table and ignored the glares he was recieving.
"I got bored so I set up the auto pilot," said Duo. "Do you guys mind if I ask a question?"
Wufei shrugged, "Not at all. Go ahead and make a fool of yourself for all I care Maxwell."
Duo directed his next question at Ryoga and I, "Are you two related?"
I was caught totally off guard and Ryoga had an interesting combination of shock and confusion on his face. Apparently that was the reaction that Duo had been hoping for because he promptly broke down laughing. I was tempted to drop a phonebook on his head, which I am certain Wufei would have approved of.
"I'll take that as a no," said Duo once he recovered from his laughing fit.
Heero glared at him, "Are you through?"
Duo nodded, "I'm finished."
"Good," said Heero.
Quatre spoke up, "Well since there isn't anything we can hold you on, you are free to go. Well free to go when we reach the earth that is."
Ryoga and I both let out sighs of relief.
"Now perhaps we should go over the introductions that we haven't yet gone through yet. We already asked you your names, but we haven't introduced ourselves," said Quatre. "I am Quatre Raberba Winner."
"Heero Yuy," was all that Heero said.
"I am Wufei Chang," said Wufei. [I am well aware what most of you fans out there believe, but I will stick to what I consider reliable information]
"I'm Duo, Duo Maxwell, who may run and hide, but never tells a lie," said Duo going through his whole introduction like it was the coolest thing ever. "My enemies know me as the God of Death!" He indicated Trowa, "And the guy who virtually never speaks is Trowa Barton."
Trowa acknowledged us, but as usual said nothing.
*~*~*~*~*
A half hour later we were all deeply involved in a game of poker, except for Quatre who thought it was gambling. When we put down our cards I had a three of a kind. Ryoga, Heero and Duo each had two pairs. Wufei had one pair. Trowa and a full house.
"Trowa you've won the last eight games!" shouted Duo.
"We've only played eight games," noted Trowa, speaking for the first time since we had arrived in the Gundam Wing universe.
Wufei shrugged and decided to stop playing cards with us. He sat down in his chair and began sharpening his katana which he removed from concealment. He had a look on his face that said, "Maxwell, this time I will chop off your braid."
Duo saw this and gulped before joining us in another hand of poker. Trowa won this game too and we all decided to stop playing.
*~*~*~*~*
An hour before we had to prepare to land on Earth the scene had changed slightly. Wufei was still sharpening his katana and glaring at Duo. Heero and Trowa were playing chess [I have no idea where the chess set came from, it just kind of appeared like so many other things].
Duo had accidentally knocked a glass of water onto Ryoga, who had become a little black piglet. There were multiple scratches on Duo's face where P- chan had brutally attacked with his hoves. P-chan was currently laying on a chair, his clothing piled on the table in front of him, waiting for a kettle of water to be heated. Quatre was the one heating the water for P- chan, after I had explained the Jusenkyo curse situation to him, although he was currently reading a book while waiting for the water to heat up.
After looking around at what the others were busy doing, I looked out the window, mostly watching as the Earth got bigger and bigger as we got closer and closer.
*~*~*~*~*
After the shuttle landed, we said our good byes to the former gundam pilots. They hauled off the military officers and went on there way. Ryoga and I headed off in our own direction, trying to get back to Nerima, Japan and the world we were supposed to be in.
We were blinded by a bright flash of light and found ourselves in a forest. I noted that before we had arrived in the hallway I had seen a similar flash of light. I also noted that this forest looked extremely familiar.
Culumon popped out of a bush, "You digimon sure look funny."
I sweatdropped.
Ryoga shouted, "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?!?!?!"
*~*~*~*~*
To Be Continued...
*~*~*~*~*
Author's Note4: Well that episode took me longer than I thought it would to write. It also didn't turn out as long as I initially thought it would. It just goes to show that you can never predict these sort of things. As always, the next episode will be up when I finish writing it.
This fanfiction is sponsered by my friend Nick at http://websiteofnick.tripod.com/home
Until next time, consider joining the Holy Church of Weirdliness at http://weirdliness.tripod.com/home if you are like me and can't get enough random humor. The Holy Church of Weirdliness is also sponsered by Nick.
Author's Note: In this story, the Gundam Wing universe and the Digimon Tamers universe will be used along with some of their respective characters.
------Introduction------
After my rough start in the realm of anime I had managed to end up in, I began was starting to get used to it. Eventually the daily attacks on me stopped and Furinkan High School's school year ended for summer. The day that summer began I got totally lost. After what seemed like weeks of wandering around Japan I met up with Ryoga in Yokohama.
We decided that we had a better chance of getting back to Nerima if we worked together. Then we ended up in an unusual hallway that was all metal with various panels and doorways all over the place. It looked vaguely familiar to me.
I stopped and looked out a window that happened to be on one of the walls, "Eh...Ryoga I think you should take a look at this..."
Ryoga did so, looked away, looked back and yelled, "IF THE EARTH IS OUT THERE THEN WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!?!"
------Summer, Mobile Suit Pilots and Space Colonies------
Ryoga's voice echoed down the hallway several times before it was quiet again. I let out a sigh trying to figure out where I had seen this place, or a place like it, before. Before I had much more time to think however, a group of five boys around the same age as Ryoga and myself turned down a different hallway and came to face us.
"They must of heard you yelling," I noted keeping my cool.
Ryoga sighed, "Maybe we can ask them for directions."
"If they don't shoot us first," I informed him.
Ryoga went pale.
The five boys that had come down the hallway were wearing preventor jackets. I finally figured out why this place looked so familiar. Ryoga and I had somehow stumbled into the Gundam Wing universe. We were very lost.
I could hear the former gundam pilots talking in whispers, but I couldn't make out much of what was being said.
"They sure don't look like they work for the military and we were told that all the civilians were evacuated from the colony," shouted Duo. He was the only one not whispering.
"Maxwell keep your voice down," commanded Wufei.
Duo sulks, but after being given a fierce glare from Heero he decided to listen to Wufei for once. There was another round of whispering before the group looked at us again.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asks Heero doing his best not to sound as confused as he felt. Being the perfect soldier that was actually know challenge. Keeping Duo quiet was something else altogether.
"I am Crystal Mizuka," I answered.
"And I'm Ryoga Hibiki," answered Ryoga. "We are lost and if you would kindly tell us where we are we can be on our way."
Duo started laughing, "Lost. That's a good one! I didn't know it was possible to get lost in one of these colonies, what with the hologram maps everywhere."
Ryoga growled, revealing his fangs.
Duo blinked a few times, "Oh, so the next thing you're going to tell us is that you are a vampire."
Heero casually swung his fist backwards into Duo's face, rendering him unconscious before he was able to hit the colony floor. I sighed, only Heero could casually knock someone out.
"Like my friend here said, could you tell us where we are?" I asked.
Quatre answered, "Well this is X-194263, a colony that has become unstable and is under order to be destroyed. We recieved word that a military operation was taking place within the colony and were sent to investigate. As preventers it is our job to stop wars from starting."
"Oh great," muttered Wufei, "tell total strangers everything. And what if they are part of the military organization that has taken over this colony and disrupted the self-destruct sequence?"
Quatre made a strange noise, "I'm sorry, but they really don't look like they belong in any military organization."
"Damn strait," I said.
Ryoga added, "The most we are is a pair of martial artists that are hopelessly lost."
"Believe me, I have no clue how we got in here," I said.
Quatre said, "I believe them."
"You would," muttered Wufei. "Woman are sneaky and shouldn't be trusted."
It was my turn to start growling, only I was growling at Wufei and not Duo.
"Hey look, she has fangs too," noted Quatre.
I stopped growling and didn't say anything. I stood very still. The only thing that made it apparent that I was still conscious was a phonebook that suddenly crashed, very loudly, onto Wufei's head. Wufei hit the floor with a pleasant thud, and joined Duo in the realm of unconsciousness. Just as suddenly as it had appeared, the phonebook was gone.
Heero and Quatre blinked in confusion and surprise as Wufei was rendered unconscious by a phonebook that had appeared out of thin air. Trowa didn't appear surprised as he didn't do or say anything.
Ryoga pointed out the window, "So when is the next flight back to planet Earth?"
Quatre had lost the ability to speak and his eyes were still on the unconscious form of Wufei. That left Heero and Trowa available to explain. Trowa didn't say anything.
"We will be returning to the Earth after we complete our mission," answered Heero. "You will come with us for questioning and interogation."
"WHAT?!" shouted both Ryoga and I at the exact same time.
*~*~*~*~*
After a great deal of spying around the colony the mission was accomplished and our much larger group was in a moderately sized shuttle back to the Earth. Everyone was conscious again and Heero was holding a detonator in his hand.
Once the shuttle was a safe distance away from the unstable colony, Heero pushed the small red button on the top of the detonator and said his famous words, "Mission Complete."
The colony exploded with a well defined bang. The shockwave of the explosion caused the shuttle to shake a bit. The military personnel were tied up in the cargo section of the shuttle. Duo was playing the role of pilot so that he would remain quiet for a little while, during which time a rational questioning session could be held. As such the rest of us were seated around a small table in the passenger quarters of the shuttle.
"Now explain again how what you were doing in the colony we just destroyed," said Heero.
I decided to answer so as to keep the yelling to a minimum, "We already told you. We got lost and we have no idea how we got in the colony."
"And so you choose to stick to the same story?" muttered Wufei who was giving me a cold glare. He had obviously figured out where the phonebook must have come from.
"Yes we do," answered Ryoga. "Take it or leave it, but we are just trying to find our way back to Nerima, Japan."
I really should have been explaining him that we weren't even in his world anymore. There probably was a Nerima, Japan in the Gundam Wing universe anyway, it just wouldn't be the same one we had come from. That we could deal with when we were far away from the boys with the guns [when your brother owns his own BB Gun you learn to fear them and keep your distance].
"And you don't know how you got such a long distance away from Nerima?" questioned Heero.
Why the heck wasn't Quatre asking any of the questions. Quatre I could deal with. Heero spent all of his time glaring at us. Wufei was mostly glaring at me and not paying attention to Ryoga. Then there was the fact that Trowa was remaining totally neutral and no one could tell what he was actually thinking of the situation. So far I hadn't even heard him talk. I was beginning to feel really uncomfortable and Ryoga was starting to radiate the usual heavy energy that tends to result in a Shi Shi Hokodan.
"Like we've been telling you, we got lost," I answered.
Ryoga added, "Neither of us has the worlds best sense of direction."
The door from the cockpit openned, revealing Duo who was back to grinning like an idiot. His appearence earned him a glare from Heero and Wufei. He took an empty seat at the table and ignored the glares he was recieving.
"I got bored so I set up the auto pilot," said Duo. "Do you guys mind if I ask a question?"
Wufei shrugged, "Not at all. Go ahead and make a fool of yourself for all I care Maxwell."
Duo directed his next question at Ryoga and I, "Are you two related?"
I was caught totally off guard and Ryoga had an interesting combination of shock and confusion on his face. Apparently that was the reaction that Duo had been hoping for because he promptly broke down laughing. I was tempted to drop a phonebook on his head, which I am certain Wufei would have approved of.
"I'll take that as a no," said Duo once he recovered from his laughing fit.
Heero glared at him, "Are you through?"
Duo nodded, "I'm finished."
"Good," said Heero.
Quatre spoke up, "Well since there isn't anything we can hold you on, you are free to go. Well free to go when we reach the earth that is."
Ryoga and I both let out sighs of relief.
"Now perhaps we should go over the introductions that we haven't yet gone through yet. We already asked you your names, but we haven't introduced ourselves," said Quatre. "I am Quatre Raberba Winner."
"Heero Yuy," was all that Heero said.
"I am Wufei Chang," said Wufei. [I am well aware what most of you fans out there believe, but I will stick to what I consider reliable information]
"I'm Duo, Duo Maxwell, who may run and hide, but never tells a lie," said Duo going through his whole introduction like it was the coolest thing ever. "My enemies know me as the God of Death!" He indicated Trowa, "And the guy who virtually never speaks is Trowa Barton."
Trowa acknowledged us, but as usual said nothing.
*~*~*~*~*
A half hour later we were all deeply involved in a game of poker, except for Quatre who thought it was gambling. When we put down our cards I had a three of a kind. Ryoga, Heero and Duo each had two pairs. Wufei had one pair. Trowa and a full house.
"Trowa you've won the last eight games!" shouted Duo.
"We've only played eight games," noted Trowa, speaking for the first time since we had arrived in the Gundam Wing universe.
Wufei shrugged and decided to stop playing cards with us. He sat down in his chair and began sharpening his katana which he removed from concealment. He had a look on his face that said, "Maxwell, this time I will chop off your braid."
Duo saw this and gulped before joining us in another hand of poker. Trowa won this game too and we all decided to stop playing.
*~*~*~*~*
An hour before we had to prepare to land on Earth the scene had changed slightly. Wufei was still sharpening his katana and glaring at Duo. Heero and Trowa were playing chess [I have no idea where the chess set came from, it just kind of appeared like so many other things].
Duo had accidentally knocked a glass of water onto Ryoga, who had become a little black piglet. There were multiple scratches on Duo's face where P- chan had brutally attacked with his hoves. P-chan was currently laying on a chair, his clothing piled on the table in front of him, waiting for a kettle of water to be heated. Quatre was the one heating the water for P- chan, after I had explained the Jusenkyo curse situation to him, although he was currently reading a book while waiting for the water to heat up.
After looking around at what the others were busy doing, I looked out the window, mostly watching as the Earth got bigger and bigger as we got closer and closer.
*~*~*~*~*
After the shuttle landed, we said our good byes to the former gundam pilots. They hauled off the military officers and went on there way. Ryoga and I headed off in our own direction, trying to get back to Nerima, Japan and the world we were supposed to be in.
We were blinded by a bright flash of light and found ourselves in a forest. I noted that before we had arrived in the hallway I had seen a similar flash of light. I also noted that this forest looked extremely familiar.
Culumon popped out of a bush, "You digimon sure look funny."
I sweatdropped.
Ryoga shouted, "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?!?!?!"
*~*~*~*~*
To Be Continued...
*~*~*~*~*
Author's Note4: Well that episode took me longer than I thought it would to write. It also didn't turn out as long as I initially thought it would. It just goes to show that you can never predict these sort of things. As always, the next episode will be up when I finish writing it.
This fanfiction is sponsered by my friend Nick at http://websiteofnick.tripod.com/home
Until next time, consider joining the Holy Church of Weirdliness at http://weirdliness.tripod.com/home if you are like me and can't get enough random humor. The Holy Church of Weirdliness is also sponsered by Nick.