This is spreading farther than I had first thought...if itÕs too Matrixy for yÕall, IÕm trying to bring it back.
Aragorn stumped through Rivendell glaring and snarling at anyone he saw. But these were few and far between as he was knownst amongst themst.
Haldir still followed behind. Aragorn was dangerous wether it was morning or afternoon. He decided that his target would be more vulnerable in the evening, when he was just plain annoying. He dashed behind one of the statues of Elrond as Aragorn whirled around. The man snarled and stumped off again. "Men sure are wierd," muttered the elf.
"What?" said Diamond for the sixth time.
"Pipster disappeared," squeaked Merry quietly.
"You stupid dumb hobbit!" shouted Estella thumping him on the head with a daisy. (Daisies in that part of the world got as big as sunflowers, see.)
Merry cowered. "I don't knowwww!" he whined. "He was just playing with a ring..."
"Ring?" said Diamond. "Ring? Not another one! Look what it's done to Frodo, don't tell me my Pippie-Wippie is going to be like Frodo!" she sobbed and then attacked Merry. He was forced to jump into the river to escape. Unfortunately, the womenfolk jumped in after him.
"Wheeee!" squealed the Agents as they fell through the air. The plothole that had opened under them apparently opened into a plothole directly above it, hence they were falling faster and faster and faster.
"Hey," shouted Smith. "Look!" He spit loudly. His saliva spattered Brown.
"Eew!" he shouted kicking Smith on the head.
Jones was busy pirrouetting. "Andurson, Andurson, la la la Andurson," he sang. Eventually, Smith and Jones and Brown all joined hands and twirled in a circle chanting "Andurson Andurson Andurson."
"So, Ganapher, how'd you get here?" said Pippin.
"SHUT UP!" said Gandalf.
"Well, Galadrity, how about you?"
"By eating lots of hobbits and getting really fat and exploding," snapped the irritated elf.
"Boy, you sure lost a lot of weight!" said the hobbit amazed.
"Shut up. We need to dress you in the disguize of this world. Here." Gandalf roughly yanked a trenchcoat on and stuffed some sunglasses onto his face.
"Cooo-ool!" said Pippin admiring himself. Gandalf and Galadriel rolled their eyes.
"Isn't it time to meet up with the rest?" said Galadriel.
"I believe it is. Now Pippin, we're going to give you a name. Hmm, let's see...ah, I have it! Your name is," he paused gravely, "Eon! That should confuse Neo a bit..."
"Who's Neo?" said Pippin.
"What about his feet?" said Trinity.
"No time, we must be off!" So they dragged Pippin on (he kept wanting to look at things) until they got to a dilapidated old warehouse. A man dressed in black met them.
"Trinity! I thought I'd lost you!" he cried.
"Me too," said Trinity.
"Well, you can't win 'em all," said Gandalf lapsing into an accent that Pippin had never heard before.
"I guess not," said Neo.
"Gandalpherity, who's that?" said Pippin.
"Cyphandalf, who's that?" said Neo. He and Pippin grinned at each other.
"I'm Neo, who're you?"
"I'm Eon, who're you?"
"Neo. Eon. Cool!" said Neo jumping into the air.
"Yipee, yahoo!" said Pippin.
"Isn't Morpheus waiting," growled Cypher.
"Who?" said Neo. "Oh yeah! Uh yeah he's waiting for the One."
"We've already established that you're the One, remember?" said Trinity, her teeth clenched.
"Hey, I'm the One too!" said Pippin. "I wanna be just like you, Neo! When's Second Breakfast, Cypherigalf?"
Immediately, a plothole opened and he fell in screaming.
"WAH!" said Neo. "I've lost my bestest friend in the whole world!"
"Oh shut up," said Trinity.
Pippin fell until he hit a soft bed. He looked around and saw Frodo laid out in another.
"Aww, nuts," said Pippin. Merry rushed in and slammed the door behind him.
"Hello, Mer-O-Dock! Why are you wet?"
Merry looked at him in shock. "P-P-P-Pip! What're you doing here, and where'd you get those clothes?" He looked at him bewildered.
"From Galadragalf and Cyphidriel! Aren't they cool? Hey, who're you running from?"
"Es-Es-Tell and Dim-Ion think I killed you, and Ar-Go-Fast I kind of ran into..." his voice trailed off. A pounding came at the door.
"Let us in you stupid hobbiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" shouted Aragorn.
"Ring the bell, the knocker's broken!" shouted Merry.
"RING?" said Frodo sitting bolt upright.
"Owner of a lonely heart," came a faint voice. It came from under Frodo's bed.
"Sammie-Boy, what're you doing down there?" said Pippin.
"I showed Frodo a ring," whined Sam.
"RING?" said Frodo.
"Yes, ring!" said Merry.
"RING?"
"Ah, ring. It has a certain ring to it, wouldn't you say, Froppy?" said Pippin.
"RING RING?"
"Would you like a donut?" said Merry.
Frodo looked at it. "RING?"
"Jello mold?" said Pippin.
"RING?"
"Wanna play with a hula hoop?" said Sam's faint voice.
"RING?" said Frodo.
"Hmm, I'm thinking of asking Di-Wi to marry me, I'll give her this ring!" said Pippin.
"RING?"
"Hmm, I shall ask Es-Te-U-Ve to marry me as well, can I borrow your ring?" said Merry.
"RING?"
Aragorn burst in through the door and picked Merry up.
"RAAHHH!!" he said.
"RI-oh wait, never mind," said Frodo immediately flopping over once more.
Aragorn stumped through Rivendell glaring and snarling at anyone he saw. But these were few and far between as he was knownst amongst themst.
Haldir still followed behind. Aragorn was dangerous wether it was morning or afternoon. He decided that his target would be more vulnerable in the evening, when he was just plain annoying. He dashed behind one of the statues of Elrond as Aragorn whirled around. The man snarled and stumped off again. "Men sure are wierd," muttered the elf.
"What?" said Diamond for the sixth time.
"Pipster disappeared," squeaked Merry quietly.
"You stupid dumb hobbit!" shouted Estella thumping him on the head with a daisy. (Daisies in that part of the world got as big as sunflowers, see.)
Merry cowered. "I don't knowwww!" he whined. "He was just playing with a ring..."
"Ring?" said Diamond. "Ring? Not another one! Look what it's done to Frodo, don't tell me my Pippie-Wippie is going to be like Frodo!" she sobbed and then attacked Merry. He was forced to jump into the river to escape. Unfortunately, the womenfolk jumped in after him.
"Wheeee!" squealed the Agents as they fell through the air. The plothole that had opened under them apparently opened into a plothole directly above it, hence they were falling faster and faster and faster.
"Hey," shouted Smith. "Look!" He spit loudly. His saliva spattered Brown.
"Eew!" he shouted kicking Smith on the head.
Jones was busy pirrouetting. "Andurson, Andurson, la la la Andurson," he sang. Eventually, Smith and Jones and Brown all joined hands and twirled in a circle chanting "Andurson Andurson Andurson."
"So, Ganapher, how'd you get here?" said Pippin.
"SHUT UP!" said Gandalf.
"Well, Galadrity, how about you?"
"By eating lots of hobbits and getting really fat and exploding," snapped the irritated elf.
"Boy, you sure lost a lot of weight!" said the hobbit amazed.
"Shut up. We need to dress you in the disguize of this world. Here." Gandalf roughly yanked a trenchcoat on and stuffed some sunglasses onto his face.
"Cooo-ool!" said Pippin admiring himself. Gandalf and Galadriel rolled their eyes.
"Isn't it time to meet up with the rest?" said Galadriel.
"I believe it is. Now Pippin, we're going to give you a name. Hmm, let's see...ah, I have it! Your name is," he paused gravely, "Eon! That should confuse Neo a bit..."
"Who's Neo?" said Pippin.
"What about his feet?" said Trinity.
"No time, we must be off!" So they dragged Pippin on (he kept wanting to look at things) until they got to a dilapidated old warehouse. A man dressed in black met them.
"Trinity! I thought I'd lost you!" he cried.
"Me too," said Trinity.
"Well, you can't win 'em all," said Gandalf lapsing into an accent that Pippin had never heard before.
"I guess not," said Neo.
"Gandalpherity, who's that?" said Pippin.
"Cyphandalf, who's that?" said Neo. He and Pippin grinned at each other.
"I'm Neo, who're you?"
"I'm Eon, who're you?"
"Neo. Eon. Cool!" said Neo jumping into the air.
"Yipee, yahoo!" said Pippin.
"Isn't Morpheus waiting," growled Cypher.
"Who?" said Neo. "Oh yeah! Uh yeah he's waiting for the One."
"We've already established that you're the One, remember?" said Trinity, her teeth clenched.
"Hey, I'm the One too!" said Pippin. "I wanna be just like you, Neo! When's Second Breakfast, Cypherigalf?"
Immediately, a plothole opened and he fell in screaming.
"WAH!" said Neo. "I've lost my bestest friend in the whole world!"
"Oh shut up," said Trinity.
Pippin fell until he hit a soft bed. He looked around and saw Frodo laid out in another.
"Aww, nuts," said Pippin. Merry rushed in and slammed the door behind him.
"Hello, Mer-O-Dock! Why are you wet?"
Merry looked at him in shock. "P-P-P-Pip! What're you doing here, and where'd you get those clothes?" He looked at him bewildered.
"From Galadragalf and Cyphidriel! Aren't they cool? Hey, who're you running from?"
"Es-Es-Tell and Dim-Ion think I killed you, and Ar-Go-Fast I kind of ran into..." his voice trailed off. A pounding came at the door.
"Let us in you stupid hobbiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" shouted Aragorn.
"Ring the bell, the knocker's broken!" shouted Merry.
"RING?" said Frodo sitting bolt upright.
"Owner of a lonely heart," came a faint voice. It came from under Frodo's bed.
"Sammie-Boy, what're you doing down there?" said Pippin.
"I showed Frodo a ring," whined Sam.
"RING?" said Frodo.
"Yes, ring!" said Merry.
"RING?"
"Ah, ring. It has a certain ring to it, wouldn't you say, Froppy?" said Pippin.
"RING RING?"
"Would you like a donut?" said Merry.
Frodo looked at it. "RING?"
"Jello mold?" said Pippin.
"RING?"
"Wanna play with a hula hoop?" said Sam's faint voice.
"RING?" said Frodo.
"Hmm, I'm thinking of asking Di-Wi to marry me, I'll give her this ring!" said Pippin.
"RING?"
"Hmm, I shall ask Es-Te-U-Ve to marry me as well, can I borrow your ring?" said Merry.
"RING?"
Aragorn burst in through the door and picked Merry up.
"RAAHHH!!" he said.
"RI-oh wait, never mind," said Frodo immediately flopping over once more.