Oi, IÕm trying to bring this to an end, but little things keep popping up. I guess thatÕs the way it goes with these things.
So Aragorn was in the hobbits' room, chasing them around and around. Merry and Pippin were taunting him with silly nicknames, Sam was singing faintly under the bed, Frodo popped up occasionally screaming "RING?", and Estella and Diamond were beating his shins with daisies.
Legolas suddenly dropped in via plothole and fell atop the man, putting them both out of commission.
"Well, Pip-Pip, that was close!" said Merry.
"Very," said Estella and Diamond setting into him with the deadly daisies.
Gandalf rushed in. "What is going on here?" he said.
"Cydalf!" said Pippin. "Did you bring Neo?"
"Who? I don't know who're you're talking about. Pippin, give me your hand."
"Why?" said Pippin cautiously. Gandalf grabbed it and yanked Elrond's ring off.
"Heyyyy!!" the hobbit whined.
Arwen slunk through the halls. She was following Haldir. Where Haldir was, Aragorn would be. Haldir had a standing grudge against him. Arwen didn't.
"HIIIIyahh!" she shouted dashing around a corner and shoving an Elrond statue over. No one there but a maid fleeing from her. She ran after her crazedly.
"Where's Haldir, the rat?" she shouted. "Haldir, if you don't come here I'm comin' to look for you!" She jerked open a broom closet randomly and found Elrond tied up in his bunny pajamas.
"Daddy!" she shouted. "Have you seen Haldir?"
"No," he said weakly. "I have been in here for days waiting for someone to..." But Arwen slammed the door on him and ran screaming down the hall again. Legolas suddenly appeared and got his good foot slammed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" screeched Arwen for no good reason. Haldir suddenly fell from behind a curtain.
"HALDIR!" screeched the elven maid. "WHERE'S MY PUNKIN'?"
"Your, punkin?" said Haldir.
"Yes! Aragorn punkin' poo! Where is he?"
"He's in the hobbit's room," said Haldir trying to decide wether he'd rather laugh or cry.
"YIPEE!" screeched Arwen running off. "PUNKIN', I'M COMIN' TO SAVE YOU!"
She ran into the hobbit's room to see Aragorn just coming to.
"Wh-where am I?" he said.
"In Rivendell, Punkin'!" said Arwen squeezing him so hard that he squeaked.
"Punkin'?" said Pippin.
"Punkin'?" said Sam from under the bed.
"Punkin'? It has a certain ring to it," said Merry.
"RING?" said Frodo. "And PUNKIN'?"
"I've come to save you!" shouted Arwen.
"Save me from what?" said Aragorn.
"ANYTHING!" she shouted. "YIPEEKAIEH, YIPEEKAIOH, WHOOP DE DOO AND LA TE DA!!"
"It's the cookies," whispered Merry.
"I still say she scares me," muttered Pippin.
"YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Elrond finally managed to wiggle out of the closet. He made his weary way to his room and fell upon the bed. Unfortunately, a plot twist made the mattress extra bouncy and he flew out the window-on top of Legolas who was soaking his feet in the pond.
"Hey," whimpered Leggyboy. "What do you have against me, anyway?"
"You're there," whispered Elrond.
The man on the horse came to water it and trompled them both accidentally.
"Oh, treeeeeeeeeeemendously sorry old chaps! Have some more diet lemonade, wotwot?"
"Help us," whispered Legolas beseechingly. (Three agents are can-canning in the background.)
Aragorn was fleeing from his extremely hyper fiancŽe, but she was gaining slowly but surely.
"PUNKIN'!" she shouted. "WAIT UP, WE CAN HAVE A SMOOCH ON THE BRIDGE! HONEEEEEEE!! WAIT UP!"
"Elves are nuts!" said Frodo. (Three agents are acting out 'the itsy bitsy spider' song in the background.)
"And so are agents," said Pippin.
"So are morning people," said Merry.
"And so are hobbits!" said Sam. "Can someone please get me out from under here?"
"Nah, we like you under there," said Pippin jumping onto the bed.
"You're rather annoying, Sambo," said Merry jumping on as well.
"You packed me in a suitcase, you silly hobbit!" said Frodo jumping up and down with a vengance.
"You haven't been anywhere out of the room in days!" said Pippin jumping harder.
"You are ugly!" said Merry bodyslamming the mattress.
"I hate that song!" shouted Frodo jumping yet harder.
"Help!" shouted Sam.
"Jump harder so the Authoress won't summon a plothole and replace him with Leggie!" shouted Pippin.
"Ooh, thanks!" I say.
"Helllllllp!" shouts Leggy from under the bed. "Mama!"
"Aww," chorus the three.
Agents Smith, Brown and Jones are line kicking and singing, if it can be called that.
"Hey! Hey! Andurson is a morning purson!" Jones and Brown grab some of Smith's fruit and dance wildly.
"Hey, who wants to be evil when dancing is so much fun?" says Smith. "We don't have to be evil! We can spread good cheer and entertainment through choreography!"
"Yipee!" squeal Jones and Brown in a most girlie way.
"Andurson Andurson Andurson!" they all sing happily.
So Aragorn was in the hobbits' room, chasing them around and around. Merry and Pippin were taunting him with silly nicknames, Sam was singing faintly under the bed, Frodo popped up occasionally screaming "RING?", and Estella and Diamond were beating his shins with daisies.
Legolas suddenly dropped in via plothole and fell atop the man, putting them both out of commission.
"Well, Pip-Pip, that was close!" said Merry.
"Very," said Estella and Diamond setting into him with the deadly daisies.
Gandalf rushed in. "What is going on here?" he said.
"Cydalf!" said Pippin. "Did you bring Neo?"
"Who? I don't know who're you're talking about. Pippin, give me your hand."
"Why?" said Pippin cautiously. Gandalf grabbed it and yanked Elrond's ring off.
"Heyyyy!!" the hobbit whined.
Arwen slunk through the halls. She was following Haldir. Where Haldir was, Aragorn would be. Haldir had a standing grudge against him. Arwen didn't.
"HIIIIyahh!" she shouted dashing around a corner and shoving an Elrond statue over. No one there but a maid fleeing from her. She ran after her crazedly.
"Where's Haldir, the rat?" she shouted. "Haldir, if you don't come here I'm comin' to look for you!" She jerked open a broom closet randomly and found Elrond tied up in his bunny pajamas.
"Daddy!" she shouted. "Have you seen Haldir?"
"No," he said weakly. "I have been in here for days waiting for someone to..." But Arwen slammed the door on him and ran screaming down the hall again. Legolas suddenly appeared and got his good foot slammed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" screeched Arwen for no good reason. Haldir suddenly fell from behind a curtain.
"HALDIR!" screeched the elven maid. "WHERE'S MY PUNKIN'?"
"Your, punkin?" said Haldir.
"Yes! Aragorn punkin' poo! Where is he?"
"He's in the hobbit's room," said Haldir trying to decide wether he'd rather laugh or cry.
"YIPEE!" screeched Arwen running off. "PUNKIN', I'M COMIN' TO SAVE YOU!"
She ran into the hobbit's room to see Aragorn just coming to.
"Wh-where am I?" he said.
"In Rivendell, Punkin'!" said Arwen squeezing him so hard that he squeaked.
"Punkin'?" said Pippin.
"Punkin'?" said Sam from under the bed.
"Punkin'? It has a certain ring to it," said Merry.
"RING?" said Frodo. "And PUNKIN'?"
"I've come to save you!" shouted Arwen.
"Save me from what?" said Aragorn.
"ANYTHING!" she shouted. "YIPEEKAIEH, YIPEEKAIOH, WHOOP DE DOO AND LA TE DA!!"
"It's the cookies," whispered Merry.
"I still say she scares me," muttered Pippin.
"YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Elrond finally managed to wiggle out of the closet. He made his weary way to his room and fell upon the bed. Unfortunately, a plot twist made the mattress extra bouncy and he flew out the window-on top of Legolas who was soaking his feet in the pond.
"Hey," whimpered Leggyboy. "What do you have against me, anyway?"
"You're there," whispered Elrond.
The man on the horse came to water it and trompled them both accidentally.
"Oh, treeeeeeeeeeemendously sorry old chaps! Have some more diet lemonade, wotwot?"
"Help us," whispered Legolas beseechingly. (Three agents are can-canning in the background.)
Aragorn was fleeing from his extremely hyper fiancŽe, but she was gaining slowly but surely.
"PUNKIN'!" she shouted. "WAIT UP, WE CAN HAVE A SMOOCH ON THE BRIDGE! HONEEEEEEE!! WAIT UP!"
"Elves are nuts!" said Frodo. (Three agents are acting out 'the itsy bitsy spider' song in the background.)
"And so are agents," said Pippin.
"So are morning people," said Merry.
"And so are hobbits!" said Sam. "Can someone please get me out from under here?"
"Nah, we like you under there," said Pippin jumping onto the bed.
"You're rather annoying, Sambo," said Merry jumping on as well.
"You packed me in a suitcase, you silly hobbit!" said Frodo jumping up and down with a vengance.
"You haven't been anywhere out of the room in days!" said Pippin jumping harder.
"You are ugly!" said Merry bodyslamming the mattress.
"I hate that song!" shouted Frodo jumping yet harder.
"Help!" shouted Sam.
"Jump harder so the Authoress won't summon a plothole and replace him with Leggie!" shouted Pippin.
"Ooh, thanks!" I say.
"Helllllllp!" shouts Leggy from under the bed. "Mama!"
"Aww," chorus the three.
Agents Smith, Brown and Jones are line kicking and singing, if it can be called that.
"Hey! Hey! Andurson is a morning purson!" Jones and Brown grab some of Smith's fruit and dance wildly.
"Hey, who wants to be evil when dancing is so much fun?" says Smith. "We don't have to be evil! We can spread good cheer and entertainment through choreography!"
"Yipee!" squeal Jones and Brown in a most girlie way.
"Andurson Andurson Andurson!" they all sing happily.