"Hi my name is . .Taiitsukun"
a "Hi my name is . . .slim shady filk"


(CAN I HAVE THE ATTENTION OF THE SUZAKU SEISHI PLEASE)

HI KIDS DO YOU LIKE FIGHTING? (uh huh!)
Wanna watch tasuki drink so much his horse beats him with its hind legs (YEAH! YEAH!)
wanna do like chiriko did?
get messed up more then tomo is?

Our heroic ways is one way of getting our heads stright
though we kinda screw up and suck up to Taiitsukun for a fresh break

then the suzaku sei have the nerve to come me and say . . .

"Hey taiistsukun were wasted"

oh no. . .

"Yeah were really wasted, miaka let Mitsukake die for a turkey drumstick"

You see
Since age tweleve, we've been living in a caged hell
cause when we die we come back just to pester our former selves

"Hey Taiitsukun, why you always scaring poor miaka?"
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN SUZAKU SENT ME TO PISS HIS MIKO OFF!

(Hi! my names is. . . My name is. . .my name is. . .Taiisukun)


STOP THE TAPE!! HER FACE SHOULD BE LOCKED AWAY!
HOTOHORI!!! STOP PRIMPING AND CONCENTRATE!!!
were not ready to leave. . its to scary to die
bring us back still sexy, after all were suzaku sei

We all just drank a fifth of sake
now we cant see right

but those nyan nyan look very deprived
bet taiitsukun hasnt had a man in years
'cept maybe old "Happosai" *
lots anime old people look much alike
similar to prunes
or a handful of porkrhines. .


(Hi! my names is. . . My name is. . .my name is. . .Taiisukun)



*Happosai is from the animated series Ranma half. A wrinkly old pervert whos a master at combat but has an addiction to womens bra and panties