Well I'm convinced and I have already worked out the Zoids the Ed's will get but feel free to give some ideas I may take them into account. By the way I do not own Ed, Edd, or Eddy or Zoids sorry I didn't mention that before. Now on with chapter 2……………
Ed, Edd, and Eddy get ZoidsThe lion type machine was almost right behind the three and didn't seem to be slowing down, Double-d however was slowing down tried of all of his running.
"Guys…I…can't…keep this…up" Double-d started to slow down panting heavily.
Double-d passed Eddy as he slowed to a stop, Eddy noticed this and ran back to his friend to help "Come on sock head you can make it!" the two broke into a run again but as they did they noticed the huge lion now was right behind them.
Double-d sank to his knees and started pleading with the robot "Please don't hurt me I'm to young to be trampled" the lion stopped running and looked down at them.
Ed looked back at the two and ran back curiously looking at the lion, "I saw this in a movie once revenge of the robot pet shop series 165"
Ed noticed Eddy also drop to his knees and start pleading "doesn't Eddy know that when confronted with a robot kitty the thing you must always do is cover yourself with kitty litter?"
Ed started dumping sand over his head "SPARE ME EVIL ROBOT KITTY I AM ONE OF YOUR HUMBLE SERVIETS".
The lion looked at Ed and then at Double-d and Eddy, the lion shook its head. The three Ed's then jumped back when they heard a male voice shout out from the lion, "Hey kids you should get out of here a Zoid battles going on and I wouldn't like to be caught in a cross fireeeeeee"
The lion type machine suddenly got hit with some type of energy shot from a blue wolf type robot with two guns on its back. The lion turned to the wolf.
"You'll regret that STRIKE LASER CLAW!!!!!!" the lions two front legs suddenly started glowing with yellow energy it then jumped forward and hit the wolf with both claws, the lion ran past the wolf that looked like it hadn't even been hit, suddenly the two cannons on the top of the wolf fell of and the front two legs were sliced in halve causing it to fall over right in front of the Ed's.
Eddy and Double-d had got to their feet and were now all startled at the sight before them, Eddy managed to speak "Now that was cool…" Eddy fainted.
Double-d was the next to speak "That was interesting…" Double-d fainted.
Ed sucked his finger and then looked at the wolf "Gravy…" Ed fainted.
The lion looked at the three kids that had just fainted and shook its head.
Later…………Ed woke up from his faint on a sofa with a blanket over him he saw that he was in a room that had several computers in it and a big screen that had been turned off. "Where's Eddy and Double-d?" Ed heard some mumbling from below him.
Ed looked down and saw Eddy and Double-d on a mattress with blankets over them, Eddy began to wake up "awwwww man I just had the craziest dream about killer robots that fight each other and that we were stuck on the planet and there's no way back" Eddy thought for a moment and then opened his eyes shocked
"OH MY GOD! THIS AINT NO DREAM WE ARE TRAPPED AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Eddy jumped out of his bed and started running about screaming while Ed just watched Eddy running.
Eddy's screaming made Double-d wake up from his faint with out saying anything he looked around became wide eyed and started running around screaming.
Ed continued watching the two run around and got up off the sofa, "I'm bored" Ed walked out the room leaving the door open.
The two Ed's noticed Ed leave the room and ran after him calling him back, "NO ED COME BACK!!!!!" the two ran after Ed.
Ed had lead himself to what looked like some storage room however consider the fact that there was no light what so ever he couldn't tell, Ed started fumbling around for a light switch and eventually managed to find it on the wall.
Ed flipped the switched and was startled to see the masses of robots, armour, and weapons that were scattered out on the floor, "cooooooooooool!" Ed started running round looking at all the robots.
Double-d and Eddy finally found there way to the storage room and saw Ed looking at a white lion like robot, Eddy ran over to Ed "HEY LUMPY WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!" Eddy was about to shout at Ed again when he noticed that Ed wasn't paying any attention to him and instead was having a conversation with the lion type machine.
Ed started asking the lion questions "What's it like being a machine?" the lion looked down at Ed and then raised a foot and looked at it then he put it down and raised his over foot and looked at it and put it down like before, the lion then let out a quite roar as if saying "I've never really thought about it".
Ed sucked a finger "Are you a Zoid?" the lion growled quietly and nodded.
Double-d joined Ed and Eddy watching them talk to the lion 'so that's a Zoid interesting' Double-d looked around at the other Zoids taking note of every Zoid
"Lets see there's a bear…a bull…a tiger…a gorilla…a triceratops…a pteranodon (Raynos)…and a…" Double-d stopped and looked at the robot in front of him it looked exactly like the wolf Zoid they had seen that day except it had no armour, it was colourless, and the only weapon that seemed available was the one laser rifle on its back, for some reason Double-d starred at it and thought about what it would be like to pilot it.
Eddy looked at Ed weirdly and decided to have a look round, like Double-d he noted down each of the Zoids and eventually he saw something that made him feel just like Double-d he saw a lion or tiger type of Zoid that looked a bit like the lion type of Zoid they saw today, the Zoid had no armour, and it was colourless however he noticed something glint in the back of it "Coool just imagine what we could do baby!" Eddy continued to stare at the Zoid.
Ed however kept asking questions "Do people ride in you?" the Lion nodded again; Ed sucked his finger one more question was in his mind.
"Can I ride in you?" this question the lion didn't like causing it to growl.
"Guess not" the lion robot pointed a claw over to a bunch of different Zoids.
"Can I have one of them?" the lion let out another roar as if saying "Depends". Ed started looking at the Zoids and eventually came to two Zoids, which he seemed to like, a triceratops and a gorilla the triceratops had everything weapons, armour, and it was coloured red, but the gorilla had no armour, no weapons, but is was coloured black red and some green.
"Monkey and Dinosaur cooool!" Ed touched the arm and horn of the Zoids but as soon as he did a alarm started to go off causing the three Ed's to snap out of there trances.
Eddy looked at Ed angry "ED YOU IDIOT LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" Ed didn't here Eddy yelling he saw the lion Zoid pointing at him to get in the Zoids Ed nodded and ran over to Eddy and picked him up.
"ED WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR…" Ed threw Eddy at the Zoid Eddy was looking at.
Eddy shielded himself from what was going to happen "AW MAN THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!" the moment Eddy finished Eddy found himself in the cockpit of the Zoid looking up he saw the cockpit window slide shut Eddy looked around him, in front of him was a small screen in between where his feet were on the screen it showed the Zoid he was in and the words BLADE LIGER ONLINE
"Blade Liger is that your name?" Eddy heard a roar come from around him Eddy smiled.
"THEN HERE WE GO!!!" Eddy looked around and found a type of joystick near his hands Eddy fastened his seat belt and pushed the joystick forward causing the Blade Liger to start running I different directions
"YAHOOOO!!!!!!!".
Double-d started running towards the exit but was stopped by the Lion Zoid blocking his way and pointing to the wolf Zoid he was looking at, "But…I don't even know how to pilot the thing not to mention the fact that I don't applaud violence- hey what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN!!!" the Lion used its claw to pick Double-d up and then dunk him into the cockpit that the wolf Zoid opened for him. Double-d looked at his screen showing the Zoid he was in COMMAND WOLF ONLINE
"Er Command Wolf do you think you could let me go because I don't want to get into any tro-" Double-d was cut off by a disappointed whimper from the command wolf Double-d sighed buckling his seat belt.
"All right I'll pilot you but only for a couple of minutes" a more happier howl came from the command wolf Double-d smiled and took the only joystick that seemed available and pushed it forward causing it to almost run into another Zoid
"I think I'm getting the hang of this".
Ed already knew what to do climbing into the triceratops Zoid already open head he sat down buckling his seat belt noting the controls around him and the name on the screen in front of him RED HORN ONLINE Ed turned to the Zoid next to him, he didn't known how he knew but some how he could tell it was disappointed "Don't worry little fella I'll be back" he could sense that what he had said made it feel a little happier (Sorry if you find this corny but I couldn't decide which Zoid to give Ed)
"NOW LETS ROCK AND ROLL RED HORN!!!!!!" the Red Horn sprung to life as Ed took the nearest joystick and pushing it forward, the Red Horn didn't move Ed scratched his head
"Maybe this will work it" Ed pulled a trigger on the joy stick and heard the sound of gunfire then he noticed pieces of ceiling falling on the horn of his Red Horn.
"Oops sorry" Ed took another joystick and pulled forward finally sending the Red Horn through a wall and outside into the dessert.
Eddy and Double-d moved their Zoids to watch Ed and then look at each other; the two nodded and followed Ed out of the building. Eddy caught up with Ed "Hey mono brow your pretty good" Eddy smiled at Ed who smiled back Eddy grinned
"Race ya!!" Eddy pushed a gear stick forward causing to ion boosters (I think that's what there called) to come out the back of the Blade Liger and start up.
Double-d ran beside Ed and called after Eddy "Eddy that's not fair Ed's Zoid can't move as fast as yours can!" Double-d scowled at Eddy "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME EDDY?!!!!" Double-d was just about to call again when he heard an explosion in the distance followed by an Eddy's voice.
"WHOOOOOOOAH!!!!!"
Ed shouted to Double-d "EDDY'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!" The two Zoids started running as fast as they could towards Eddy. Soon they found Eddy's Zoid been bashed around by three Elephant like Zoids, Eddy was bashed one more time and landed at Double-d's and Ed's feet, Ed looked at Eddy
"Are you okay Eddy?"
Eddy got the Blade liger to its feet "These guys hit me with missiles while I was moving and then they started bashing me about like a soccer ball" three voices were heard from within the Zoids laughing at Eddy.
The Zoid standing between the others walked forward "It was easy that un-armoured piece of junk was no match for are Elephanders missiles now buzz off before team mammoth decides to get nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!" this comment got Eddy mad.
Eddy glared at the Zoid "MY BLADE LIGER IS NOT A PIECE OF JUNK AND WERE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!" the Blade Liger roared at the three Zoids.
The Elephander to the left of the middle Zoid walked forward "We were going to challenge the Blitz team but I guess were going to just have to stamp you into the ground first" the three Elephanders walked forward.
Double-d motioned to Eddy "Eddy I don't think this is such a good idea we don't even know how to properly pilot are Zoids and they don't even belong to us!" Double-d nervously looked at Eddy.
Eddy turned to Double-d "Double-d this is are first battle and this may be the only way to get off this planet and back home if this is the case then were gonna have to fight for it!!!" the Blade Liger let out another roar.
Double-d looked at Eddy's Zoid he was standing confidently and looked ready to fight, Double-d then turned to Ed who was also looking ready to fight, "Were gonna need all the help we can get" Double-d started typing at the keyboard in-front of him.
Eddy turned back to Team Mammoth "Before we begin what are your names?" the Elephander got into a line.
The middle Elephader walked forward "I'm Joe leader of the mammoths, to the right is Max and the one to the left is Bruce" the Elephander all let out a cry (I don't know what sound elephants make). Eddy nodded and was about to leap forward and attack but the Elephander held out there trunks and stopped him.
Joe starred at Eddy "What the heck do you think your doing First of all who are you, secondly the judge needs to get here and finally what do we get when we win?" Eddy starred blankly at Joe.
The three Ed's noticed something falling from the sky "That should be him now!"
After a few seconds the object turned out to be a white square shaped space ship, the space ship fell a few feet away from the to teams and open up to reveal a white robot that was connected to the bottom of the spaceship, the robot had a head that was mostly covered by a black visor and the robot had two arms one blue and one red, "Unlisted team on the field please state your names and team name" the Judge pointed to the three Ed's.
All three turned to the Judge,
"I'm Ed"
"I'm Edd but call me Double-d"
"And I'm Eddy"
The Judge stood still for a moment "Please state your team name" the Judge pointed again.
The Ed's looked at each other and nodded, "WERE THE ED'S!!!!!" all three Zoids roared.
The Judge stood still with its arm stretched out at either side "Team registered…Field scanned…Battle mode set…"
Joe walked over to Eddy "So what are we gonna get when we win?" Eddy thought for a moment but Joe interrupted his thoughts
"How about if you win you get double the prize money and Bruce's Elephander and when we win we get your Zoids we need some targets?" Eddy scowled at Joe while Bruce starred horrified at the fact he could lose his Zoid.
Eddy grinned "Your on!!!" Double-d and Ed starred at Eddy.
Double-d looked at Eddy worried "Eddy but these aren't even are Zoids what if-" Double-d was cut off by Eddy.
"Don't worry about it sock head I know we can win this its in the bag!!!!!" Eddy's grin grew wider.
Double-d started pressing some buttons on his keyboard and loaded two screens onto the inside of Eddy's and Ed's cockpit, one showed him in the cockpit the other showed a picture of the three Elephander and there Zoids attacking them, "Ed! Eddy! This is the routine were gonna use on team Mammoth Ed you take Joe since yours is the most equipped, I'll take on Max because my laser gun may be able to take him down and Eddy you take Bruce because he seems the least threat and yours doesn't have any well…weapons" Eddy grunted at this comment and agreed while Ed nodded in agreement.
The Judge raised his arms in a cross-position "Ready…FIGHT!!!!!" the battle began.
Eddy started trying to leap at Bruce's Elephander but every time he did he was whacked back by its trunk, Bruce started laughing at Eddy "You stink at this I was hoping a Blade Liger would be more of a challenge but instead I get someone who doesn't even know how to attack with it!" Eddy started getting angry, as he was battered off by the Elephander's trunk.
Eddy thought for a moment…
Flash backEddy and Double-d moved their Zoids to watch Ed and then look at each other; the two nodded and followed Ed out of the building. Eddy caught up with Ed "Hey mono brow your pretty good" Eddy smiled at Ed who smiled back Eddy grinned
"Race ya!!" Eddy pushed a gear stick forward causing to ion boosters to come out the back of the Blade Liger and start up.
Double-d ran beside Ed and called after Eddy "Eddy that's not fair Ed's Zoid can't move as fast as yours can!" Double-d scowled at Eddy
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME EDDY?!!!!"
End of flash back
'Wait a minute Ed's Red Horn moves just as fast as these Elephander do that means if I switch on my boosters and run away and then lead into another attack then I could cause some damage' Eddy grinned and pulled the gear stick back, again two ion boosters came out the back and caused him to run off as fast as he could.
Bruce tried to run after Eddy but couldn't do a thing considering the amount of armour that was slowing him down, "Hey come back you afraid to attack me like a man?" Bruce tried firing a laser out of his trunk but missed way off as Eddy dodged it.
Bruce noticed a message on his Zoids screen "Nope? What's that supposed to mean…hey what the!!!!" Eddy came right at Bruce dodging every shot he fired.
Eddy slammed the Blade Liger into the Elephander causing a cloud of dust to form over it, "Yeah alright Liger!!!!!" Eddy then saw something shining in the smoke and was horrified to see the Elephander had generated some type of force field around it not even scratched by the blow.
"What the hell is that some type of shield?" the Elephander dropped the shield.
Bruce aimed a missile at Eddy "That's right sucker now be a good boy and lose!!!!" Bruce fired the missile from his ears at Eddy causing the Blade Liger to fall on its side.
"This is almost to easy to bad you don't even know how to use your own shield!" Bruce prepared to launch another missile.
Eddy thought again "I have a shield? But how do I use it? Come on Eddy think!!!" Bruce fired the missile at Eddy causing the Blade Liger to be lost in an explosion.
Bruce cackled evilly "Hah! That wasn't worth the effort" Bruce started walking away from the smoke cloud that had formed.
"DIE SCUM"
Bruce turned to the cloud to see the Blade Liger heading towards him, "But how the?" Eddy rammed into Bruce causing him to be forced backs a couple of metres.
Eddy tapped his head "Its all up here loser" Eddy noted down the fact that the controls for the shield were next to the joystick.
Eddy noticed that neither him or Bruce had there shields up anymore "That must be what happens when shields collide they must defuse each other or something" Eddy noticed Bruce struggling to get up both Zoids had been damaged badly.
"You…Moron…you gonna pay for scratching my paint work with that piece of Junk!!!!!!" Bruce fired the laser shot.
Eddy started getting angry and dodged the laser shot "MY BLADE LIGER IS NOT A PIECE OF JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eddy looked at the screen 'There's gotta be something I can use so far I've only been able to bash it with my Zoid…hold the phone!!' Eddy noticed the screen showing his Zoid had the back part of it highlighted and at the bottom of the screen saying BLADE ATTACK and then pointing to some controls in front of the keyboard.
"LET SHOW THEM WHAT WERE MADE OF LIGER!!!!!!!" Eddy pulled back the levers and saw two gold blades from the Blade Ligers back shoot out and come to both sides of the Blade Liger.
Bruce's controls started to freeze up "But you don't even know how to use them!!!!!!!" Bruce started to panic as Eddy ran straight at him.
The blades started glowing a bright yellow "DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME OR MY BLADE LIGER!!!!!!!!" Eddy ran straight passed Bruce's Elephander making the blade sink into the top of the Elephander making all its guns fall to the floor.
"YAHOOOO!!!!!!! WE WON!!!!!!!! WE WON!!!!!!!" Eddy started doing a victory dance in his seat while the Blade Liger roared.
Double-d wasn't having much luck at all with Max or his Command Wolf, as soon as the battle had started Max had started hammering him with missiles from his ears and back, which kept the Command Wolf at bay, Max smiled evilly "Have you had enough yet whimp or do I need to teach your doggie how to play dead!!!!!" Max bombarded Double-d with even more missiles than before.
Double-d nervously started shaking in his seat "I just knew this was a bad idea but no…………….I had to go and follow Eddy causing me to fall into a battle with a giant metal elephant!!!!!!" Double-d started looking around him for a weapon he could use.
"Weapon…weapon…weapon…" Double-d looked at the Joysticks of his Zoids and noticed the trigger
"But of course stupid Double-d!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!" Double-d waited for the cannon to shoot Max, Max stopped shooting missiles, and everything was silent.
"Errr this can't be good…" Double-d looked at the screen RIFLE DAMAGED
"Oh no that's the only weapon the Command wolf has!!!!!!" Double-d made the Command Wolf stand up.
Max aimed a missile launcher at the Command Wolf "I guess you just can't teach a old dog new tricks MISSILES FIRE!!!!!!" Max was about to launch the missiles at Double-d when suddenly he felt something hit crash into him.
"What the?!!" the Elephander's legs gave way causing it to fall down, Max saw the Command Wolf run off and circle him at top speed,
"That guy doesn't no what the heck he's doing MISSILES FIRE!!!!!!!" Max launched the missiles at Double-d but was surprised to see Double-d dodge every single one.
Double-d grinned, "This is a lot easier than I thought it would be WHOAH!!!!" Double-d's Command Wolf suddenly stopped running as he was lifted off the ground by Max's trunk.
Max smirked "Okay doggie stay and FETCH!!!!!" Max threw Double-d a couple of feet away causing Double-d to be damaged badly.
Double-d staggered to his feet "This...isn't…over!!" Double-d pulled the trigger hoping it would fire…it didn't fire.
Max got to his feet "Your rifle isn't working this means I can hit you as much as I like and you still won't be able to hit me, this is to rich!!!!!" Max armed everything he had and aimed it towards Double-d.
Double-d tried to run but the Command Wolf's Legs were to badly damaged "Come on Command Wolf we can do this!!!!!!!!!" Double-d put his finger on the trigger
"………FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!" the rifle remained still, nothing was heard, then it happened the rifle fired and hit Max right in the middle of his head causing him to fire everything over Double-d sighed
"That was almost to close" Double-d noticed a screen appear showing a adult in his late twenties sitting in a cockpit, the man had blondish hair and wore a grey leather suit, 'This must be Max' the man appeared to be angry.
"YOU PUNK!!!!! YOU MADE ME WASTE ALL OF MY AMMOYOU ARE GONNA PAY!!!!" Max charged into Double-d sending him flying back a few feet.
Double-d fired the rifle again and again at the Elephander but every time it hit Max just charged into Double-d "This is not good now that my rifles working and he has no ammo I thought I had a edge but every time I attack he just shakes it of and rams me again, I better try hand to hand combat"
Double-d started making the Command Wolf jump at Max's Elephander and scratch it or bite it but like Eddy Max used his trunk to bat him off, Double-d jumped at Max's Elephander's Left ear and bite into it causing him to hang off it.
Max tried to shake Double-d off his ear while Double-d hung on for dear life "Get the hell off me puppy or I'll have to put you down!!!!" Max started shaking even more causing Double-d to fly off across the ground.
Max ran over to Double-d and started whacking him repeatedly with his trunk.
Double-d started panicking "If he keeps this up then I'm gonna be flattened but if I can get a weak spot with my rifle I could win" Double-d started thinking
'His head was the first place I shot causing him to be slightly damaged however that was because I got his in the eye, however the only place I haven't tried firing at is his back maybe If I can fire at his back or maybe behind his head I can cause enough damage to make him paralysed however if what I'm thinking is wrong then I'm as good as gone!' Double-d managed to get him self to his feet but was surprised to see Max wrap his trunk around him and raise him above his head.
Max's grin grew wider "Any last words before I obliterate you" Max raised him higher.
Double-d looked at his screen TARGET MODE Double-d smiled 'He's forgetting about my entirely about my rifle' Double-d activated target node making a small red circle appear and target Max's back.
Max hesitated "Well do you have any final words?" Max held the Command Wolf even higher.
Double-d smiled "I thought a Elephant never forgets…FIRE!!!!!!!" Double-d fired the rifle at Max's back causing him to drop the Command Wolf as the back part of him blew up.
Double-d trembled in excitement "YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!" Double-d started celebrating.
Ed was doing pretty well being the most equipped of the three, using a missile launcher equipped to his back he managed to damage Joe causing him to fall onto his feet, "BAM! BAM! BAM! DIE EVIL ROBOT ELEPHANT OR I WILL BE FORCED TO REALASE THE MOUSE!!!" Ed started laughing dopey.
Joe got to his feet (Note the things I'm putting now are my own creation and if they are on the TV series then tell me) "Yours may be the most equipped, but mines got a couple of toys to play with as well DEPLOYING SEEKER MINES!!!" the Elephander's sides opened up showing releasing small circular balls which hovered around Ed.
Ed starred at the little orbs "Ooooooooo giant floating soccer balls" One of the orbs bashed against the Red Horns head blowing up in his face.
"AHHHHHHHH THESE AREN'T SOCCERBALLS!!!!" Ed tried to move the Red Horn out of the swarm but every time he moved a bomb blew up in his face.
Joe enjoyed watching Ed struggle to get out of the mine field "Let's make this a little bit more entertaining" Joe fired his machine gun from his head causing all the mines to blow up around him, Joe started laughing evilly.
Ed looked around him 'Even though I'm well equipped I can't bring this guy down because of his weaponry the only choice I have is trying to blast him with my guns' Ed searched around his cockpit and looked at his screen RAPID FIRE MACHINE GUN, TRI-CANNON, BOMB LAUNCHER
"These may work MACHINE GUN FIRE!!!!!!!!" Ed pulled the trigger on his joystick causing a machine gun to mount onto his back and fire endless amounts of shots at Joe.
Joe however was already prepared and countered by raising his shield "Is that the best you can do? This is a gun FIRE!!!!!!!" two rifles mounted onto his back and started shooting at Ed causing him to be thrown back a few metres every time one of them hit.
Ed struggled to keep the Red Horn from moving back "This isn't working come on Red Horn TRI-CANNON FIRE!!!!!" a box with three holes in it started firing at Joe causing the shield to slightly start to break (This may not be right but really I don't care because I had to get rid of the shield somehow)
"Now's my chance BOMB LAUNCHER FIRE!!!!!" a launcher that was mounted onto the Red Horns back started firing Bombs that at first fired straight into the air but then they started to rain down on Joe causing a wide amount of damage.
Joe smiled "I was hopping I would fight a decent opponent it looks like I came to the right place how ever your still weak!!!!" Joe moved the trunk of the Elephander towards Ed and started firing lasers at him
"What's the matter can't handle the heat LASER FIRE!!!!!!" Joe's Elephander started revealing even more lasers from out of his armour and began firing causing Ed to fall onto the ground.
Ed started jumping out of the seat as each laser hit and started shaking the Red Horn "What can I do this is even worse than making Sara mad?" Ed tried to raise his Red Horn off the ground but was immediately forced back to the ground by a missile
"PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM EVIL ROBOT ELEPHANT!!!!!" Ed aimed his lasers at Joe and fired hitting him head on in the face causing his barrage to stop.
Joe tried to see through the cloud of smoke that had formed over his screen "Lousy laser now where he WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!" Ed came at full speed towards Joe crashing straight into him.
Ed started laughing, "I bashed the evil robot elephant" Ed noticed that Joe's Elephander back now had revealed about twenty cannons from the back of it.
Joe started laughing maniacally "This little bunch of weapons I got off a Dibison that I managed to blast into oblivion FIRE!!!!!!!" all of the cannons started charging energy shots from inside the cannon and unleashed them into one line of fire which then split into several lines of fire which hit Ed head on.
Ed shook nervously in his seat as the blasts hit him "What's a Dibison?" Ed looked at his screen for something to retaliate with then he saw something WILD WEASEL UNIT ASSUALT
"Wild weasel unit? What's that?" Ed didn't bother thinking twice as he saw the Elephander powering up for another blast; Ed activated the wild weasel unit causing a bunch of green circles to start appearing and locking on to Joe
"This better work…WILD WEASEL ASSAULT FIRE!!!!!!!!" Every single weapon that Ed had began firing at Joe causing Joe to be completely damaged and fall to the ground in defeat; Ed put on a dopey grin and started jumping up and down in his seat while the Red Horn roared
"I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON!" Ed continued jumping up and down in his seat.
The judge raised his red arm "The battle is over the winner is the Ed's!!!!!" all three Zoids started roaring in victory.
The three Ed's started talking to each other about their battle, Eddy started laughing, "Did you see how good we were WE ROCKED!!!!!" Eddy continued laughing.
Double-d nodded in agreement "I must admit I was impressed how we won are very first Zoid battle without needing any training what so ever" Double-d started thinking about the battle he had with Max.
Ed started tapping loads of buttons making the Red Horn start firing the remaining ammo it had into the sky, "I am a robot battle warrior bow down to me or fear my wrath!!!!" Ed started laughing maniacally.
Double-d started trying to calm Ed down "Ed that's expensive equipment please don't waste it!" Ed sadly stopped.
The Ed's noticed three men get out of the Elephander one of the pilots was Max and the other two were Joe and Bruce, Bruce seemed the same age as the two other team mates and had black hair and Joe had light brown hair all were wearing the same grey leather suit, Bruce stepped forward
"Well I have to admit you kids were a lot better than we thought you would be its not every day that we lose, you'll find the prize money inside the Elephander" Bruce jumped into Max's Elephander.
Joe smiled "But don't think this is over we will battle again until next time take care!" Joe and max retreated into their Zoids and took off leaving the three Ed's feel like they were kings of the world.
Eddy grinned and started celebrating "Did you guys just here what he said?" the two Ed's nodded in union.
"WERE THE BOMB!!!!!!"
"WERE GREAT!!!!!"
"I'M HUNGURY!!!!!!!"
The Ed's were about to celebrate when they noticed Four Zoids standing behind them. A Feminine voice came from a raptor like Zoid with two missile launchers; two repeating heavy machine guns, and god knows how many other guns.
"AND YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The three Ed's gulped as the Zoids closed in.
Well it took me two days but I did it and by the way theres a couple of points I'd just like to make…
1) I will be changing the Zoids at some points so keep your ideas coming.
2) If anyone has any problems with the wild weasel unit in Ed's Zoid please tell me.
3) I'll try and get the next chapter up as soon as possible.