Killer needle: The chapter has landed and as a basic recap everyone from the cul-de-sac has landed, Johnny and Rolf are looking for Rolfs herd, Sara and Jimmy have joined the blitz team, Kevin has gone evil and Nazz has no idea what the hells going! Boy I hope your enjoying this cause this is the best I can do.
An unwanted reunion"ED GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIE!!!!" Sara was chasing after Ed who had a frightened look on his face
"I swear it wasn't me Sara!"
"BIT GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIE!!!!" Lena was chasing after Bit who had a frightened loom on his face (De ja vu)
"I swear it wasn't me Lena!"
Sara leapt on Ed and started pounding the life out of him "HAVE MERCY DEFRAMED SIBLING!!!!"
Lena leapt on Bit and started pounding the life out of him "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR AHHHHHHH NOT THE FACE!!!!"
The two girls stopped beating up the boys and walked over to each other, the two looked at each other and tagged each other, "Your turn"
Sara started beating Bit up "GET HER OFF GET HER OFF!!!!!!!"
Lena started beating Ed up "PAIN AND HURT!!!!"
Jamie and Double-d sweat dropped in front of the sight, "I told you Sara had a bad temper"
"I'm afraid very afraid"
Eddy walked into the room "The king has arrived"
Sara stopped beating Bit up "Oh look the block heads arrived"
"Why don't you go play with Jimmy"
"For once you've actually said something smart" Sara exited the room
Eddy walked over to Bit "What's with you?"
"Ambulance…please"
"Do it yourself" Eddy walked over two Double-d and Jamie
"So what's up sock head?"
Double-d turned to Eddy "We've received are next battle and the Blitz team is going to get bigger"
"You mean we've found someone else?"
"Were up against the Urban Rangers"
"The what?"
"Johnny and Rolf made the Urban Rangers team"
"Weird…Now I can have my revenge on Rolf for kicking me out of the Urban Rangers and seating that creature on us in the woods!"
Jamie looked at Eddy confused, "What he say?"
"Allow me to explain Jamie you see Eddy volunteered us to become part of Rolfs group called the Urban Rangers, however when we were initiated we failed miserably then Eddy got us into another scheme to get are revenge on the Urban Rangers by scaring them when they went camping by making them think the placed was haunted, however when we did scare them we were attacked by something unknown that was set on us by Rolf"
"Ouch"
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!!!!!" The three saw Doc running after Sara and Jimmy; the two had a boom box in their hands.
The three boys screamed in terror, "THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!"
Ed got up off the floor "That's my horse?"
Sara put her finger on play and shoved it in Doc's direction, "Stay back or I'll press play"
"Are you mad you'll kill us all"
"To bad" Sara pressed play and Ed started the dance
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!" Ed through Double-d across the room
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" Eddy went flying across the room
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" Jamie went flying across the room
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" Doc went flying across the room
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" Bit went flying across the room
Ed then danced over to Jimmy
"Stay back…I'm warning you"
"THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" Jimmy went flying across the room and into a door that Brad opened
"Why must a young child have to suffer"
Sara growled "ED I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!!"
"What?" Ed looked at her dopily and then tried to run away but Sara jumped on him and started giving him another thrashing
Brad looked down at the battered crew "Next time I think were gonna need a cattle prod"
A computer screen lit up with Rolfs face, "Blitz team meet me outside now!!!!"
The computer screen turned off, "He sure kept that brief"
Sara took to the platform in her Gun Sniper "Sara here mobilizing the Gun Sniper"
Double-d took to the platform "Double-d here mobilizing the Silver Wolf"
Ed took to the platform "I'm sleepy" Ed jumped off the platform in the Iron Fist
Johnny and Rolf stood in front of the three in a Dibison and a Lightning Saix, "Let's rock this town Plank"
"Urban Ranger wait for the signal of the white king of tin cans"
"The who?"
"Curse this foreign expression how they say the judge"
The judge landed "This area is an official Zoid battle field all personal who do not take part in this battle please leave the premises…Battle mode 0982…battle mode set…area scanned…ready…FIGHT!!!"
Johnny ran straight at Double-d with its guns pointed at him "Let's get them Plank"
The Silver Wolf stood with the Viking Lance in front of him "How about we make this quick Johnny?"
"Plank says you should be careful what you wish for" The Lightning Saix fired it's guns at Double-d but Double-d dodged them and shot Johnny with his own guns. Johnny tackled Double-d causing him to fall over, Double-d got off the ground and powered up the thunder spear.
"DODGE THIS THUNDER SPEAR!!!!!" The blue spike of electricity was about to ram into Johnny but Johnny jumped out the way and ran away.
"I'm the king of the cheetahs catch me if you can!" Johnny laughed hysterically with his eyes closed not looking where he was going
"What's that Plank? Look out? Why? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Sara had her main gun in Johnny's face
"Alright we surrender we surrender"
"I'll spare you if you join the blitz team"
"Deal"
"To bad" Sara shot Johnny in the face causing it to fall down onto the floor.
The Iron Fist and the Dibison were fighting to their best, the Dibison tried to ram Ed but Ed grabbed it by the horns while trying to lift it over his head. Ed lifted the Dibison of the ground a little "Prepare to meet your maker!"
Rolf slammed down on the Iron Fist "Rolf is not amused by the courageous one in a monkey suit!"
"Monkey suit?" Ed was then rammed back by Rolfs Dibison
"Rolf has no time for this!" Rolf started to power his guns up full of yellow energy
"TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION LET THE SHEPARDS WILL BE YOUR GUIDE MEGALO MAX FIRE!!!!!!!!" The guns shot out beams of energy that went into a straight line met and then exploded into several different blasts of energy.
Ed screamed as the familiar attack from the start hit him straight head on "AHHHHHHHH NOT THE ELEPHANT ANYTHING BUT THE ELEPHANT (Ed switches to calm mode like he does sometimes) the elephant hurt me last time"
The red tiger Zoid that had turned invisible slowly entered the hover cargo from the back of the hover cargo. When it had entered the hover cargo the intruder climbed out of the Saber Tiger and stealthy ran over to the hall and then into a room that looked like a runway into the sky. The intruder walked over to a computer built into the wall.
"Please enter pass word"
The intruder thought for a moment and then typed in ARMOUR UNITS.
"Access granted" The intruder grinned 'The object of having a password is to make it hard to guess dorks' the intruder inserted a disk and copied the data of the armour units
'Soon dorks soon'
Ed and Rolf now were trying hard to show who had the most powerful attack, after Rolf had hit him with his Megalo Max Ed had returned fire with his multi-missile monster this now was being repeated again and again. Sara and Double-d watched the two fire away, Sara turned to Double-d "Are you bored?"
"I must admit watching the same display again and again is slightly boring" The two Zoids sat/lay down waiting for them to finish
The two boys were copping with the battle in very different ways while Rolf was firing away in anger that Ed wasn't falling, Ed was laughing and was starting to repeat various things in his life (Don't ask me Ed's weird mind is to blame)
"Hello my name is Ed"
"Your name shall be DIRT IF ROLF IS NOT VICTORIOUS SOON!!!"
"One plus one equals one on a bun"
"Why do you mock Rolf?!!!" The Dibiso tried to power up another Megalo Max, nothing happened.
"Rolf has run out of energy"
Ed smiled "LETS SING A SONG!!!!!" Ed whacked Rolf in the middle of the head and Rolf fell to the ground
"Rolf had not emerged victorious…but he enjoyed the fight Urban Rangers!!!" The lightning Saix stood infront of Rolf and put a paw on it's head in the salute they do.
"The Urban Rangers are now going to join the Blitz team is this understood!?"
"Fully understood sir!" Johnny climbed out of his cockpit and put a hand forward to the Silver Wolf
"Johnny 2 by 4 and this is Plank"
Double-d and Sara got out their cockpits
"Double-d? Sara? Hey Plank we found them!"
Rolf looked at Double-d and Sara and then at the Iron Fist "Ed boy?"
"HI ROLF!" Ed climbed out of the cock pit and waved to Rolf
"The battle was won by the Ed boys and their followers but why isn't the judge announcing the battles over?"
Everyone turned to the judge "UN-AUTHORISED ZOID ON THE BATTLE FIELD STOP COMBAT AND LEAVE THE PREMISES"
Jamie looked at the screen clueless and scanned the area, "Doc there's a Saber Tiger on the field"
"There is?"
"What's more is that the hover cargo has been broken into and are security system is down!"
"Check for any data on the Liger Zeros armour units and the status of our Zoids"
"All Zoids are safe but are data on the Liger Zeros armour units has been copied!"
"WHAT ALL ZOIDS ON THE BATTLE FIELD NOW AND STOP THAT SABER TIGER!!!!"
The blitz team ran out of the room and boarded the Zoids Jimmy stood on the platform, "Jimmy here mobilizing the Cannon Tortoise!"
"Lena here mobilizing the Gun Sniper!"
"Brad here mobilizing the Command Wolf!"
"Jamie here mobilizing the Raynos!"
"GOOOOOOO JAGER!!!!!" The Zoids jumped onto the battlefield and began chasing after the Saber Tiger. The Silver Wolf was gaining on the Saber Tiger.
"Give back those armour units who ever you are!!!!"
The Saber Tiger became invisible in front of Double-d, un-like the original Saber fang this one had several rocket launchers and was loaded with missiles. It fired to at Double-d and sprinted off, Double-d was hit and stopped for a moment.
Sara ran past Double-d "MOVE IT DOUBLE-D HE'S GETTING AWAY!"
Double-d began to move again and returned running after the Saber Tiger. The Saber Tiger stopped as Johnny and Jamie blocked its path and the remaining Zoids circled it. Bit aimed his guns at the Saber Tiger "Your surrounded give back the data you stole and we won't attack"
A message appeared on Bit's screen, bring it on.
"Alright guys attack!" The first to attack was Johnny as he sped at the Saber Tiger and lunged at the Saber Tiger
"Plank says "FEAR MY WRATH!!!!!!" then Johnny's lightning Saix stopped in the middle of the air and fell out the air with a missile mark on it's chest.
"Ouch!" Rolf glared at the Saber Tiger
"YOU HAVE WOUNDED A FELLOW COMRADE RANGER JIMMY ATTACK!!!!"
"Yes…sir..." Johnny shivered in his seat nervously as he raised his cannon and put his shield up, Jimmy started to fire at the Saber Tiger but it kept dodging his attacks and then eventually rammed into his shield breaking it and then firing missiles at the Cannon Tortoise to disable Jimmy. Rolf aimed all of his cannons
"YOU HAVE ANGERED THE SON OF A SHEPARD DIE CURSER OF THE BEANS MEGALO MAX FIRE!!!!!"
Rolf powered up his remaining energy and fired the beams in one straight line until they exploded into several different blasts. The Saber Tiger dodged the blasts from the Megalo max and then slashed the dibisons head off and pushed the body to the floor. Sara got angry and pointed her gun at the Saber Tiger.
"EAT LEAD KITTY!!!!!!"
The Gun Sniper shot several times but like Rolf the Saber Tiger dodged the shots and fired it's own shots at Sara knocking her out. Jamie started to back away
"Should we attack? He's took out four Zoids no problem"
The Saber Tiger roared
"What's the matter can't take the heat?"
Lena glared at the Saber Tiger
"Of course we can but the real question is…can you?"
Lena contacted the remaining Zoids
"Guys we should all attack him at once there's no way he can stand this much heat"
The Zoids nodded and got into a line of two by two with Jamie above, Jamie swooped down and fired the laser cannon repeatedly, at the same time Double-d and Brad fired their guns, Lena attacked with the weasel unit while Ed attacked with the missile monster. Finally the last remaining Zoids ran forward and powered up their claws slashing at the Saber Tiger, their claws met nothing as they saw the Saber Tiger fall from the air with its claws out. The claws met with the Raynos pinning it to the floor it moved onto the Gun sniper slicing it's arms and missiles off with it's claws and then shooting it to the floor. Double-d started to back away
"This is not good"
Bit walked forward in the Liger Zero
"I ain't scared!!"
The Saber Tiger roared at the Liger Zero
"Ah perfect the Liger Zero this is gonna be a better victory than I thought"
The Liger Zero ran at the Saber Tiger shooting the machine guns in his head, the Saber Tiger turned invisible and dodged the shots, the Saber Tiger smashed into the Liger Zero causing it to be thrown to the floor; the Saber Tiger then ripped the armour off the Liger Zero using it's mouth and fired inside causing it to become disabled. The Ed's and brad were the only ones left Double-d started to panic
"Guys were greatly out numbered we should retreat"
Brad glared at the Saber Tiger
"This guys going down I'll make sure of it"
Brad ran at the Saber Tiger firing his guns at the Saber Tiger at the same time. The Saber Tiger mounted a missile launcher onto his back that had been installed by Leyon,
"SIT!!!!"
The Saber Tiger fired a missile at the command Wolf hitting it dead on and causing it to fall to the ground
"Pathetic"
The Saber Tiger was about to attack the Ed's when Brad bit into the Saber Tigers tail and repeatedly fired
"You didn't think you would get rid of me that easily
"Get off!!!"
The Saber Tiger fired another missile but the Command Wolf kept biting into the Saber Tigers tail
"That the best you can do?"
"I SAID GET OFF!!!!!"
The Saber Tiger kept firing missiles until Brad's cockpit started to spark with electricity, the Doc called Brad
"Brad get out off there your Command Wolfs about to explode!!!"
"No I can take him!"
"OH NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!" Kevin fired his last missile causing the Command wolf to be hit and explode. The Ed's looked at the remains of the Command Wolf lying in front of them. Double-d starred at the area
"Where's Brad?"
Double-d noticed Brad lying near a piece of the Command Wolf.
"What the heck were you doing you could have killed him!?"
"To bad I thought he wouldn't be able to get out of the cockpit in time"
Double-d charged at the Saber Tiger with the Viking lance
"THUNDER SPEAR!!!!!" The Viking lance was about to hit the Saber Tiger when it bit into the spear and snapped it in half the Saber Tiger then sliced Double-d's guns off and then plunged his second claw into the Silver Wolfs chest causing it to drop to the floor.
"DOUBLE-D!!!!!"
Ed and Eddy glared at the Saber Tiger
"Your going down evil robot kitty!!!"
"Lets rumble!!!"
The Saber Tiger roared
"Bring it on!"
Eddy leapt forward with his blades out stretched, the Saber Tiger shot Eddy in the face and then sliced his blades off and pummelled him with another missile launcher knocking him out to.
"EDDY!!!!!"
Ed ran at the Saber Tiger punched him right in the middle of the face and then shot his two cannons at the Saber Tiger causing some damage. The Saber Tiger got up and roared at Ed
"That…wasn't…nice!!" The Saber Tiger Ran armed his missile launcher and ran towards the Iron Fist.
"Prepare to meet your maker evil robot cat with claws that hurt!!!" Ed continued to fire his cannons at the Saber Tiger, but as he did the Saber Tiger surprisingly dodged all the shots he fired and then blasted the Iron Fist using his missile launcher causing damage, he then bit into his arm and ripped it off, this was then followed up with another missile directly to the head knocking the Iron Fist out.
"I'm sorry guys I couldn't stop the robot kitty"
"That's okay Lumpy"
"We still respect you Ed"
The person in the Saber Tiger laughed,
"Pathetic the all mighty cul-de-sac gang and the Blitz team go up against one cul-de-sac kid and they all lose!!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"I'm stuffed?"
The Saber Tiger opened up to reveal Kevin in the Saber Tigers cockpit.
"You dorks weren't even a challenge to me that's not gonna help you next time"
Eddy glared at Kevin
"Kevin you moron why are you doing this?"
"Because you Dorks deserve it and next time your all gonna join Brads Zoid on the trash heap!"
A purple Whale King emerged from the clouds
"Well Tauros did you enjoy my new recruits first mission"
Doc glared at Leyon
"LEYON THIS IS TO LOW!!!"
"Is it Tauros? You deserve it for all you did to me in my life"
The Saber Tiger was loaded onto the Whale King; Kevin smirked as he flew away "Enjoy your victory's while you can Dorks because soon they'll all come to an end!!!"
Killer needle: Well I'm sorry for keeping you all waiting but you see I had a lot of work to do-
Double-d: I hardly call lounging in front of the TV like a slob hard work Killer Needle
Killer Needle: Do you want your Zoid repaired?
Double-d: Yes
Killer needle: Then shut up! Well your now going to wonder a couple of things "Why did he destroy Brads Zoid?" "Where's Nazz?" well not to worry the answers will be here soon
