5:09 PM 1/17/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep 2 "I'm Part of the Main Cast! Pan Goes into Space!!"
{Chi-Chi:} There are a lot of monsters in space. Did you know that?
{Pan:} So what?
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (snickering) Why yes, there ARE many many "monsters" in outer space.
Goku: (happily) But Veggie's not one of 'um!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) How would you know!
Goku: Because Veggie's too little to be a monster. Besides Veggie is way over his blowing-up-random-objects thing.
Vegeta: (snaps) Am not! [sends a ki blast at the camera] BWAHAHA! (to Son) SEE! I'm still evil!
Cameraman: [takes out spare camera and sets it up again] Sheesh!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Umm, Vedge, blowing up a camera doesn't make you evil.
Vegeta: It was RANDOM though, wasn't it!
Chuquita: I guess.
Goku: (confused) If you wanna call it that, then SURE little Veggie. You did a good job. (comfortingly pats him on the back)
Vegeta: HOW CAN IT BE GOOD IF I'M _TRYING_ TO BE BAD!!
Goku: ...
Chuquita: ...
[both shrug]
Vegeta: (sighs) Ugh!
Chuquita: (to Son) You know I've downloaded about 12 GT eps from dragonball arena over the course of the time and actually
it's pretty good.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah. For the first time I actually appreciated GT Veggie. He landed out of nowhere and told you that HE can
transform into a ssj4 (compact Oozaru) form too. Everyone looks on impressed; you shocked. Veggie stands there for like a
minute and starts getting a little nervous that Bulma hasn't gotten here yet. Suddenly Bulma appears in her plane and Veggie
snaps at her asking where she'd been. When she uses her "brute gun" on him and turns him into a giant ape everyone panics
(but Veggie's tail is back so that's good! *cheers*).
Goku: But why would they panic? Little Veggie has a-MAZING self-control over his body; even in Oozaru form he can still
speak english! [Meanwhile Veggie is sneaking under the table w/the B.B.O.A.S]
Chuquita: I think they all forgot about that. The best part is the viewers KNOW Veggie has control but just for fun he
starts blasting everything around him anyway with that smelly-breath ki-blast. Son goes up to stop him but gets glomped by
Veggie's huge Oozaru-hands (like in the Saiyajin Saga). He thinks Veggie's gonna kill him but then all of a sudden Veggie
starts snickering at him and says "Kakarrotto, you think the great saiyajin no ouji couldn't control himself?". Then he lets
go and compresses the power into ssj4.
Goku: (happily) Bulma brought back GT Veggie's natural Veggie-ness!
Chuquita: (sighs) Shame it was so late into the series by then. He was just starting to act normal again.
Vegeta: (boasts) I was NEVER "normal". I'm above "normal".
Goku: Heehee, Veggie's ABnormal. Hahaha!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (giggles) Hey little Veggie, what're you doing under the table?
Vegeta: Umm, I'm, uhh, making you something.
Goku: (eyes widen) For MEEEE?
Vegeta: Yes, it's a, a surprise.
Goku: (eyes widen even more) For MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I smell an "evil plot".
Goku: (sniffs the air) Yeah, and it smells like marshmellows!
Vegeta: That's ME, baka. (grumbles)
Chuquita: What kind of perfume/cologne/scented-water have YOU been using on yourself?
Vegeta: It's not perfume, that's my natural scent! (smirks) I can manipulate my body odor to help my survival and so I can
blend in places without being spotted.
Chuquita: Oh....that's, uhh, an interesting talent.
Goku: But how is little Veggie smelling like marshmellows gonna help him blend in? It's not like Veggie lives in a bakery or
something like that.
Vegeta: (pokes his head out from under the desk) I find it's very useful at attracting PEASANTS. (evil smirk)
Goku: (sniffs the air) It DOES make little Veggie pleasant to be around. (nods in agreement)
Vegeta: See! (grins at Son & Chu) (to himself) I wonder if this thing has an index... [flips through the Big Book of Author
Spells] AH-HA!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I didn't like the sound of that "ah-ha".
Goku: (pales) Li--little Veggie? [pokes his head under the table only to have Veggie grab and pull him under] YIPE! VEH-GEE!
Vegeta: (whispers) Kakarrotto I need you to do me a favor.
Goku: (blinks) Uh, a favor, little Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, you see all the things on this little list here?
Goku: (nods)
Vegeta: I want you to do "veggie" a favor and go get it all for me.
Goku: But Veggie this is a list of random foods.
Vegeta: (reads) Huh. (looks up) Well, I guess it is. You wouldn't mind getting this just for YOUR ~*little buddy*~, WOULD YOU
, Kakarrotto-chaaaan? (big fake sparkily eyes)
Goku: (squeals) K!!! [grabs list and teleports off]
Vegeta: Heh-heh-heh.
Chuquita: Where did you send him?
Vegeta: Oh, don't worry, Kakarrotto will be back by the 'End Corner'; and if he isn't then I'll go after him!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Nice to know you have so much faith in him.
Vegeta: Of course I do! A ruler must have faith in his peasants in order to establish trust. After all what's the use of
having a servant-maid if you can't trust him. (nods)
Chuquita: I...guess. But, I thought he didn't want to be your servant-maid. Why would he try to help--
Vegeta: I told him what to get, I didn't say what for. (big grin)
Chuquita: (groans) Ohhh boy. (turns to audiance) Here's part 2 of "Happily Ever After!"
Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!
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" Ohhhhhh....OHHHHHHH... "
" Veggie! Oh Veggie PLEASE wake up! " a familiar voice pleaded. The little ouji groaned and felt around to realize he
was back in his bed under the covers.
" My head...hurts real bad. " he moaned in pain, slowly opening his eyes only to see the other members of his family;
sans Trunks who was in his room. Goku was staring down at the ouji in a worried manner, Chi-Chi keeping the large saiyajin a
fair couple feet away from Vegeta's bed by use of holding him by the back of his collar.
" Veggie's awake! And he's alive! " Goku clasped his hands together in relief.
" What happened? " Vegeta said, still dizzy as he tried to sit up.
" Little Veggie fainted and fell straight through the floor--TWICE! " Goku explained, " You should be more careful
where you faint little buddy, something TERRIBLE could've happened to you! You could've landed on one of Bulma's experiments
and electricuted yourself to death or had your dna scrambled or your head sliced off. "
" Or you could've been killed head-on. " Chi-Chi added, smirking at him. Vegeta glared back at her, then smirked.
" Kakay come over here and sit next to your 'Veggie'. " the ouji patted the bed, " My head DOES hurt so and I feel in
need of some moral *support*. " he chuckled.
" YAY! " Goku cheered and dashed over to the bed only to yelp as something held him back.
" OH no you don't! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth, " You KNOW the second you go over there he's going to do
something to you. "
" No I don't. " the large saiyajin blinked, confused.
" Onna's paranoia is just getting the best of her, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta replied, his head still dully aching. He
snickered at Chi-Chi, then held either side of his head with his hands, " OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!! THE SUFFERING!! IT
HURTS SO!! "
" *RIP*!! " Chi-Chi sweatdropped to see all she was now holding was a chunk of Goku's gi.
" Is little Veggie feeling better now? " Goku asked, conserned as he rubbed the top of the ouji's head while laying
ontop of the covers next to him, " Can I get you an asprin, Veggie? "
" No, I'll *fake-groan* survive. I'm sure my head will feel better soon. " Vegeta mocked as he leaned his head back
onto the pillow and flipped around, " Here rub my back. " he said bluntly. The others sweatdropped.
" Oh-kay. " Goku shrugged, doing so, " I still don't know what this has to with your head being in pain. "
" Oh I'll put his little head in PAIN alright. " Chi-Chi grumbled, pulling out a large mallet from one of her
capsules and swinging it around, " I'm gonna lop it right off his smelly ouji-shoulders! "
" Umm, Vegeta? " Bulma spoke up.
" MmmmMMM! " he sighed, being backrubbed, " So nice.. " Vegeta's face glowed a mild red.
" V-kun. " Bulma tapped him on the shoulder and held the copy of his play infront of him. Vegeta's eyes went wide as
saucers as everything instantly came back to him.
" AHHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, sitting up and nearly knocking Goku over, " Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh--MY FAIRY-TALE!! I'VE GOT
TO STOP THIS MADNESS!! I can't have other people reading that! It was never meant to leave this house!!! " the ouji hopped
out of bed and prepared to teleport, " Come on Kakarrotto! You're coming too!! " he snapped.
" Doesn't little Veggie think it would be better to attack in his training clothes instead of his fuzzy pajamas. "
Goku offered, pointing at the ouji's clothes.
Vegeta looked down at himself and sweatdropped, " Oh...right, of course. I knew I was still wearing my pajamas. " he
ran over to his clothing cabinet and opened the bottom drawer. The ouji pulled out his training uniform and dashed out of the
room, " Be right back! " he re-emerged minutes later, back in his infamous navy-blue tank-top and pants along with his gloves
and boots, " Alright. NOW I'm ready to go! " he dropped his pajamas on the bed.
" Silly Veggie. " Goku smiled.
" You know Toussan, you don't really need to go down there right now. You DID win and I'm sure they'll send back your
script sooner or later. After all you WILL need it for the play. " Bura pointed out.
" There isn't going to BE a play! " Vegeta growled.
" But Toussan! " Bura protested, " It's so WONDERFUL! How you SAVED Kakarroujo and all. "
" THERE IS NO KAKARROUJO!! " Vegeta snapped, his face glowing bright red.
" When did Veggie save me? " Goku blinked, confused.
" I DIDN'T!! " the ouji's face glew even brighter, " In fact Bura, I don't know WHAT you're talking about! " he
closed his eyes and turned in the other direction, " Come Kakarrotto! We're off to retrieve my play and save myself from an
entire dimension of personal embarassment and disaster. " Vegeta snorted, marching out of the room.
" K! " Goku chirped, happily wandering out after him until they reached outside only to find the ouji in deep
thought, " Hey little Veggie, whatcha doin? "
" Kakarrotto, where is this 'community center'? " the ouji asked.
" I'm not sure. " Goku looked around, confused.
" It could be anywhere in the city by now. " Vegeta gulped.
" Maybe it's not even in this city. Maybe it's in another city. Or another town! Or a whole 'nother COUNTRY! " Goku
exclaimed, adding to the prince's panic.
" Ohhhhhh.... " Vegeta shuddered.
" Just THINK of all the people who could've read Veggie's little private thoughts by now! WOW! " the larger saiyajin
said in awe, " Veggie's play could be FAMOUS already! " he grinned, " Wow little Veggie FAMOUS! I bet you'd get a limo and
EVERYTHING! " Goku nodded happily, then turned to the now-twitching ouji, who was pale as a ghost, " Veh, Veggie you oh-kay?"
Goku said, concerned. He tapped Vegeta on the shoulder only to have the smaller saiyajin still frozen in place, " Vedge'ums?"
" ...*twitch*... "
" BUUU-RAAHHH! " Goku shouted up at the second-floor's open window which led to Vegeta's room, " WHERE'S THE
COMMUNITY CENTER!! "
" ACROSS THE STREET! " Bura shouted back.
" ... " Goku turned around to see a large round building half the size of Capsule Corp bearing the words 'Community
Center' in big bold letters, " ...oh. So that's how Veggie's script got there so fast. " he blinked, then grinned, " Let's go
get your little story back, Veggie. " Goku grabbed the still-frozen-Vegeta by the wrist and dragged him across the street and
knocked repeatedly on the door to the center with a pleasant look on his face until a slightly plump woman answered the door.
" HELLO!!! " Goku said loudly.
" Oh, he--hello. " the woman rubbed her now-bruised ear-drums.
" This is little Veggie! " Goku picked up the ouji under the arms and held him up. The color was back in Vegeta's
face, however he still looked dizzy, " You see there's been a mix-up and Bura sent in Veggie's lil fairy-tale to your contest
but Veggie didn't really wanna do it and he'd feel oh-so-much-better if he got his story back, right Veggie? " he looked down
happily at the ouji, who shook his head, dazed.
" Huh? " Vegeta glanced at the woman. His eyes bulged out of his head when he saw she was holding a very familiar
chunk of papers in her right hand, " MY SCRIPT! " he grinned with relief and snatched it from her, then began flipping
through the pages, " HAHA! It's all here! " Vegeta hugged his story, " Thank Kami its safe. " he smiled.
" Aww, Veggie's happy! " Goku patted him on the head.
" YOU are the author responsible for writing this play? " the woman gawked at Vegeta.
" I wouldn't say 'author'... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Mr. Oujisama this was truely and inspiring fairy-tale, our entire board voted your story as the winner hands down!"
" As a-posed to hands up? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" It was such a dramatic, emotional creation. The way the prince had thought of to defeat those two monsters. What an
INGENIUS plot! " she said.
" I AM ingenius, aren't I. " Vegeta said proudly. Goku sweatdropped.
" And Princess Kayka was such a sweetie. Those two just went so PERFECT together. " the woman clasped her hands.
" Uh, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!! " Vegeta laughed nervously, his face glowing bright red.
" WHO is Princess Kayka?! " Goku exclaimed, throwing his arms out to the sides and accidentally dropping Vegeta in
the process.
" Oww. " Vegeta twitched, then stood up again.
" Little Veggie STILL hasn't answered me! " Goku sighed, " Who is PRINCESS KAYKA!! "
" Umm... " Vegeta trailed off, " She's uhh, the, umm, princess...in the play....that I wrote... " he stammered
uneasily.
" Oh. " Goku blinked.
" Are you Kayka's brother? " the woman asked Goku while holding up the picture the ouji had sketched. Vegeta yelped.
" ACK! Bura sent THOSE in too! " he grabbed the picture and held it tightly along with his play.
" You look an awful lot like her. " she smiled at the larger saiyajin. Goku cocked his head to see the drawing in
Vegeta's hands and blinked.
" DO I have a sister, Veggie? "
" Of course you don't, baka! " Vegeta sweatdropped, then looked down at his work, ::Is the similarity REALLY that
easy to spot?! I KNEW I should've concealed the other half of kaka-hair-spikes on the right side!:: he mentally cursed at
himself, ::Maybe I should've shortened her height too...and gotten rid of the tail::
Meanwhile, Goku was convercing with the woman while his own saiyajin appendage wagged cheerfully in the air, " So you
mean _I_ can be in Veggie's play TOO? " he said eagerly.
" Of course, you're welcome to join in. The board will be responsible for setting up the stage props and promoting
while Mr. Oujisama directs whomever he feels free to cast for the parts in his play. " she explained.
" WOW...THAT'S SO AMAZING! " Goku grinned, " Little Veggie said I'm in his play but I've flipped through the whole
thing and I haven't seen the words Son Goku or Kakarrotto anywhere in here. " he frowned, holding up his copy.
" Well you can always look again. " she suggested.
" I tried. " Goku sighed, " This Kayka girl sure has a lot of lines with Veggie though, you think she's supposed to
be Bulma as a saiyajin--you know, since everyone in the play is saiyajin except for the two demons who attack our city. "
Goku thought outloud.
" Umm, I don't know who Bulma is, but I'm sure that's a possiblity. " the woman scratched her head, confused, " Why
don't you two come inside and we'll show you the auditorium. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " Hear that Veggie! We get to see the stage and you get to be the director. "
" Director, huh? " Vegeta was jarred out of his mental attacks on himself about Kayka's similiarities to her based-on
character. He smirked, " Yes, Kakay's director. Ruler of his small kaka-domain. When the director orders something to happen,
it happens! Just like with my future-kaka-servant-maid! " he laughed happily, " Hahaha! Who knows Kaka-chan, maybe I might
write you in a bit-part as the prince's faithful servant and tend-to-er. " Vegeta proudly boasted, then noticed Goku was
already inside and walking down the hallway. The ouji sweatdropped and stomped inside after him, grumbling, " Stupid,
bakayaro. "
" Veggie look! It's HUGE!!! " Goku gasped as he stared at the stage just as Vegeta entered the room, " You really
COULD fit a whole town and castle on this stage! "
The ouji looked up and his eyes went wide as saucers, " That's where the town will be, and there's the forest! " he
grinned, hoping up onto the platform, " And here's the castle! And here's the spot where I shall DESTROY the first monster! "
Vegeta pointed as he wandered around the stage, " And there's the moat! And there's the window to the room where they're
keeping Princess Kak--Kayka captive! "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled.
" What's--so funny? " Vegeta turned towards him, slightly nervous.
" Little Veggie almost said Kakarrotto instead of Kayka. Hahaha! " Goku laughed at him, " Veggie's got peasants on
the brain! " he said cheerfully.
Vegeta gulped, " Heh-heh, right. " he turned his head away from the other saiyajin who was smiling warmly at him, " I
wonder how I'm going to make all this stuff anyway. " the ouji said, changing the subject.
" We can have Bulma and the other people who work at Capsule Corp make all the sets for us! " Goku suggested, " I'm
sure they'll be happy to help little Veggie in his time of need. "
" Yes, of course. " a smirk appeared on the ouji's face, " And I can FINALLY DEFEAT Onna AND BEAT Freeza--indirectly,
FOR ALL THE MISERY THEY'VE CAUSED ME!!! And for one night _I_ get to the HERO! "
" HOORAY FOR VEGGIE THE HERO!! " Goku cheered him on as Vegeta did a little victory pose, then jumped back off the
stage, " Does this mean little Veggie will put on his play AFTER all? " Goku asked eagerly.
" Yes Kakarrotto, I WILL be putting on this play! " Vegeta said boldly, " And YOU will be helping me. "
" Veggie gonna tell me what my part is now? " the larger saiyaji smiled.
" Umm, when we get outside. " Vegeta avoided any eye-contact.
" YAY!! "
" Mr. Oujisama, " the woman from before took something out of her pocket, " Here, these are the keys to the community
center and the auditorium so you and your cast members can practice. " she handed the keys to him.
" Thanks. " Vegeta said, looking at the keys, " Maybe this will turn out oh-kay for me after all, huh Kakarrotto? "
he looked up and sweatdropped to see Goku no longer next to him but bouncing up and down outside the building.
" VEGGIE TELL ME!!! " he squealed.
Vegeta and the woman sweatdropped, " He--wants to know what part he has in the play. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh. Well he's an eager one isn't he? " she smiled, " I'm sure you'll have no problem with actors as willing to
perform for you as that one is. "
" Yeah... " Vegeta trailed off as he walked to the outside door, ::How am I going to explain to Kakarrotto what
'part' I put him in! He'll kill me! Or WORSE--he'll completely avoid me out of fear and disgust for the rest of my LIFE!::
the little ouji shuddered as he opened the door to find a large shadow looming over him. He sweatdropped and glanced upward
to see Goku staring down at him with a grin on his face so big it looked as if he was going to eat the ouji whole.
" VEGGIE-TELL-ME-NOW?? " Goku said excitedly.
" Uh--yes, sure. " Vegeta laughed nervously. Goku opened his mouth to say something, " BUT, first stop looming
overtop of me, I'd rather not be splattered with oncoming kaka-drool. "
" Yes Veggie! " Goku teleported another foot away from him, " SOOOOo? Who am I? "
Vegeta shifted uneasily, then gave the larger saiyajin a cheesy grin, " You're..Kayka? "
" ...is that a question or an an answer? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" Uhhh, it's uhh, well, erm, yes. "
" ... "
" ... "
" COOL!!! " Goku squealed, then said in a sing-song voice as he hopped across the street, " I get to be Kayka! I get
to be Kayka! I get to be---waitaminute, KAYKA'S A GIRL!! " he exclaimed, then turned to Vegeta, " YOU CAST ME AS A GIRL!!!! "
Goku screamed loud enough to be heard by everyone within a 10 mile radius. Vegeta's face went beet red with embarassment. The
ouji shunk down in humiliation and hid inside a nearby bush, " VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku shouted at the bush, now infront Capsule
Corp, " I'M NOT A GIRL!!!! " he pulled the pieces of the bush away to expose a frightened saiyajin staring up at him,
" Veggie, you KNOW I'm not a girl, right? " Goku said skeptically. Vegeta avoided eye-contact.
" Uh-huh. "
" Kayka is supposed to be me, right Veggie? "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta's face began to tint red again, " Kayka, Kakay, what's the difference. Heh-heh-heh. " he laughed
nervously, " Just a, misplaced 'y', that's all. "
The larger saiyajin just glared down at him.
" Umm, Kayka IS the princess of the play...if that, makes you feel any bet--- "
" --I get to be Veggie's *PRINCESS*? " a huge grin covered Goku's face.
" NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!! " Vegeta yelled in realization of what he just said, " You're not my princess!! You're the
servant-maid!! "
" But Kayka is little Veggie's princess so since Kayka is just in pig-latin for Kakay and Kakay is what little Veggie
sometimes calls me then I get to be Veggie's PRINCESS! " Goku exclaimed cheerfully, then picked up Vegeta and pulled him out
of the shrubbery, " WOW little buddy, I didn't know you loved me ~*THAT~MUCH*~!! " he hugged Vegeta tightly, " Aww Veggie I
promise I will be the BEST oujo EVER! "
" .... " Vegeta squeaked out in shock, then yelped as Goku dropped him and ran inside.
" HEY EVERYBODY!! GUESS WHAT!!! VEGGIE MADE ME HIS PRINCESS IN THE PLAY!!! "
Vegeta serious considered beating himself to death with his own script, then decided against it, ::I can't believe it
...that WASN'T a nightmare I had last night...that was a VISION!!:: he shuddered, " I HAVE to do something to stop it. I
CAN'T go through that play with Kakarrotto being MY princess. I'll never live it down!! WHAT'LL I DO!!! "
" Hey Bulma? "
" NO. "
" PLEASE!!! " Vegeta spat out, following her around her lab.
" Vegeta you got yourself into this mess, you should've hidden your script or at least base Kayka more on your own
imagination than on Son-kun. " Bulma nodded.
" That's not the POINT! I want YOU to play Kayka! " he said.
" What? "
" You heard me! I need someone to be in the play as the princess and I'm going to need YEARS of mental therepy if I
have to go on with Kakarrotto in her place!!! " Vegeta shivered in disgust.
" Vegeta, I CAN'T! I'm already working on creating you a sleek, high-tech design for your little 'saiyajin village'
so you have a decent set for the play, not to mention I helped you order that horse so you have something to ride up to the
'castle' in. " Bulma explained.
" Kakarrotto'd probably try to eat the thing after we're done with it. " he grumbled.
" Oh he would not! Goku wouldn't eat a horse. "
" ...can I eat it after we're done with it then? "
" NO VEGETA! " Bulma snapped, " Now let me get back to work! " she turned her attention towards the small, round
metal machine infront of her.
" BUL-CHAAAN!! " he teleported infront of her and grabbed the machine, then held it above her reach. Bulma sighed in
exasperation.
" Ugh. Veh-- "
" Bulma--I CAN'T stand up on that stage infront of all those people spouting mush back and forth with KAKARROTTO!! "
Bulma chuckled.
" Oh, you think that's FUNNY do you? I'm sure it is. " Vegeta said sarcastically, " Do you even KNOW how my story
ENDS?! " he groaned.
Bulma thought for a moment, " Yes, I remember now. Bura and I read it together. *snicker* Very emotional moment
Vegeta. Why can't you act like that normally. " she snickered, " All suave and heroic. "
" I'M NOT GONNA KISS KAKARROTTO!!!! " Vegeta wailed.
" Then change the ending. " Bulma rubbed her ears in pain, then attempted to grab the machine back which Vegeta only
switched to his other hand, " Urg!! "
" I can't change my ending JUST BECAUSE Kakarrotto's playing the other lead!! I'm not changing it for my peasant! "
he snorted.
" Why don't you just keep it the way it is. You'll survive. It's only a short little stage kiss. " Bulma nodded.
" ... "
" ... "
" Not in my mind it wasn't. " Vegeta groaned, sweatdropping, " It lasted 5 minutes! "
" Eew. " Bulma twitched, " Just, shorten it to a peck then. "
" Ohhhhh. Bulma! Kayka and Kakay are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT people! " Vegeta exclaimed, " They just look similar
and act sort of similar, but THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!! You're the only one I can put in this spot that I won't feel awkward or
deeply embarassed and emotionally hurt doing all these mushy lines with! "
Bulma snatched her machine back from Vegeta, " Well maybe if you had written ME in the place to begin with I would
re-consider. " Vegeta's face fell, " But this part was designed for a female Goku. You know as well as I do that I can't
through ki blasts or 'aid you in destroying the saiyajin-eating monster'. "
" ...what if we turn Kakarrotto into a gir-- "
" --there is no techonlogy in existance that can do that Vegeta. And even so Goku wouldn't approve of you doing that.
He'd probably be disturbed by you for a long long time if you even SUGGESTED that! " Bulma sighed.
" Kakay DID seem mad at me back there by the bushes until I reminded him of the princess thing. " Vegeta said
uneasily, " I mean, even with the dragonballs-- "
" Won't be active again until next October thanks to your "immortality and servant-maid" wishes. "
" But you recalled my Kaka-servant-maid wish. Doesn't that put it back down to 4 months? " he offered.
" Maybe. Oh I don't know! Even so that means we can't make another wish for at least a month! " Bulma said, " And I
KNOW that Goku no longer trusts you with making wishes. "
Vegeta sighed, " Where is Kakarrotto anyway? I lost him after he ran inside and started cheering that 'Veggie' had
finally made him the saiyajin no oujo. "
" He's upstairs with Bura. She's taking his 'measurements' for his costume. " Bulma chuckled.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta fell over, " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS!!! "
" Because you didn't give me a decent chance to speak and-- " Bulma sweatdropped to see Vegeta had just rushed out of
the room, then re-poked his head in the doorway.
" Kakarrotto still hasn't read any of my play yet, has he? "
" No, not yet-- "
" GREAT! " he ducked out of the lab again, " THIS MEANS I STILL HAVE CHANCE!! "
" ...a chance to do what? "
" *knock*knock*knock*. Oh Kakarrot-tooo? " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice as he knocked on Bura's door, " Are you
in there? "
A fit of giggles erupted from inside. A look of worry covered the ouji's face as he opened the door, " Kakarrotto? "
" HI VEGGIE!! " Goku said happily. Vegeta took one look at the other saiyajin and fell over. Goku was now wearing an
exact replica of Kayka's costume and looking through the copy of Vegeta's script with Bura, " Glad you could make it! You see
Kayka says a lot of long complicated words and I was wondering if you could tell me what they mean and explain how to
prounounce them. "
" ... "
" Veggie? " Goku cocked his head.
" WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, terrified.
" Oh, Bura ordered it. She took my measurements then we faxed a copy of the costume's picture and the measurements to
Ji-chan and he had the guys who made needle mountain sow it for me. Then Goggie delievered it here to us. Your ouji costume's
on the way. " Goku nodded cheerfully.
" VEJITTO AND GOGETA ARE IN ON THIS TOO!? " Vegeta fell over again, " I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE!! "
" *knock*knock*knock* " a rapping sound was heard against Bura's window. She opened it to reveal Gogeta grinning
Goku-style in his h.f.i.l security uniform while holding a large wrapped brown package.
" HELLO! " Gogeta said cheerfully.
" HI GOGGIE! " Goku waved to him.
" GOGETA!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!! " Vegeta screamed at him. The fusion-baby blinked in response.
" Huh? "
" Gogeta I want you to take back Kakarrotto's "princess", " he cringed in disgust at the thought, " costume! I'm NOT
going to let him play opposite me in my dramatic storyline full of deep feeling that mere peasants cannot possible comprehend
!!! "
" Aww, Veggie this isn't about our lil *smoochie* at the end, is it? " Goku sighed, " I don't have a problem with
you-- "
" --GOGETA!!! " the ouji turned back to the fusion, his face bright red.
" Huh? "
Vegeta noticed a pair of headphones on Gogeta's head and ripped them off, " BAKA!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC ON THE JOB!! YOU COULD BECOME POSSESSED BY PURE EVIL AND TRY TO DESTORY THE UNIVERSE!!
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I HAD TO PERFROM THE FUSION DANCE WITH KAKARROTTO IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! "
" In YOUR timeline, yeah. " Gogeta nodded thoughtfully, then grinned, " Here you go Toussan! Take your present! " he
handed it over to him.
Vegeta snatched it from him, " KAKARROTTO!! Return your oujo outfit! NOW! "
" Buh--but little Veggie?... " Goku's eyes began to water, " I thought you WANTED me to be your *princess*. Seeing as
you wrote such beautiful things about me in your play... " he sniffled. Bura gave Goku a comfort hug, but due to her height
she only barely reached his waist.
" That's not being very nice to do to Mommy, Toussan. " Gogeta shook his head. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Gogeta I didn't even PLAN to put on a LIVE PLAY! "
" You mean you wanted to do a dead one-- "
" ... " Vegeta folded his arms and stared at the fusion skeptically.
" Heeheehee, just playing with you Toussan! " Gogeta grinned.
" Thank God. " Vegeta muttered, " Listen Gogeta, I only wrote this thing because I wanted to prove to Bura that I can
create a much better fairy-tale than the ones I read her at night that were written by humans! " he whispered, " She sent it
into some baka contest without me knowing and I won! And now Kakarrotto thinks I privately dubbed him my oujo just because in
my play I save a princess named Kayka! "
" So? "
" --who incidentally knows how to perform the kamehameha wave and can use that teleporting technique of Kakay's. " he
rambled off.
Gogeta sweatdropped, " Well I'm sure it's just a coincid-- "
" She also calls me her "little Vedge'ums" at one point. "
" ...and you actually put all this stuff on paper??? " Gogeta gawked.
" Yes. " Vegeta answered bluntly.
" WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!! " he exclaimed, " I had my timeline's you and Mommy in my head for almost a week! You
know as well as I do that Mommy's a sucker for you talking mushy about her!!! "
Vegeta glanced over his shoulder to see Goku sitting down at Bura's play-table and giggling at a page in Vegeta's
play while his cheeks turned a delighted shade of pink. He turned back to the fusion with "I'm doomed" written all over his
face, " I should've never included Kakarrotto in my play. I would've leveled it down to me just defeated the bad guys WITHOUT
having a princess in the plotline if I knew THIS was going to happen!! "
" Sorry Toussan. I wish I could help. " Gogeta said sadly, then suddenly pulled a capsule out of his pocket, " MOMMY!
I FORGOT TO GIVE THIS TO YOU! " he tossed it to Goku, who opened it up to expose a beautifully crafted golden crown.
" OOOOOOOOH!! It's so PRETTY!! " the larger saiyajin gasped, putting it on.
Bura blinked, " Hey, that isn't the crown Kayka is supposed to wear. "
Vegeta paled at the golden object, " AHHH!! THA-THA-THA-THA--THAT'S THE OUJO CROWN!!! " he fell backwards and landed
on his behind, pointing in fright at the crown.
" Of course it's an oujo crown, little Veggie. " Goku laughed, " I'm playing Veggie's oujo in the play you know. "
" NO BAKAYARO!! THAT'S _THE_ SAIYAJIN NO OUJO CROWN!! You know how I have my AUTHENTIC OUJI CROWN in my room? Well
THAT'S THE PARTNER TO IT!! " he exclaimed, then jumped to his feet and grabbed Gogeta by the collar, " WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
CROWN!!! "
" *Ack*!! " Gogeta yelped from the loss of oxygen, " Uncle Raditsu... " he squeaked out. Vegeta let go of him, " I
was looking through the castle; which also somehow ended up down there, and Raditsu overheard me and led me to where the
crown was. He said something about 'as long as Vegeta's going to treat my brother like his oujo he might as well look like
one too'. Then he handed it over to me and walked off groaning about where he went wrong how he could've possibly saved
'Kakarrotto' from becoming a ouji-love-slave. " Gogeta explained.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I never DID get a chance to explain to Raditsu about Kakarrotto back there.. "
" Heeheehee, so pretty.. " Goku awwed at himself in the mirror, adjusting the crown on his head.
" This is all like some horrible, twisted nightmare. " Vegeta muttered in disbelief, his bottom right eyelid
twitching. He turned back to Gogeta, " Son, when you get back, calmly explain to Kakarrotto's stupid brother that Kakarrotto
is NOT my princess and FURTHERMORE is NOT my "ouji-love-slave". He just kept walking in on the most inopportune moments and
assumed what he was seeing was infact, well, not what he was seeing. "
" I'm actually afraid to ask what you're even talking about, but I'll explain to him anyway. " Gogeta shrugged, then
teleported away.
" He--HEY!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE BACK THAT CROWN!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! " a little giggle came from behind. Vegeta froze as a finger tapped him on the shoulder. He
looked up to see Goku grinning at him but covering his mouth with his hands so Vegeta couldn't tell; however the laughing
pretty much gave it away.
" What is it NOW, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta groaned, placing his hand over his eyes and squinting them shut.
" Does Veggie think I'm pretty? " the larger saiyajin giggled.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " NO YOU ARE _NOT_ PRETTY!! "
" Little Veggie hasn't even looked at me! " Goku teleported infront of Vegeta and pulled his hands off his face,
" Veggie LOOK! How can I get your opinion if you don't open your veggie-eyes? "
" Ohhhhhh...will you leave me alone if I look at you? " Vegeta grumbled.
" Of COURSE little Veggie. " Goku grabbed the ouji's hands. Vegeta squrimed in disgust. He opened his eyes and
flushed bright red at the other saiyajin infront of him who was smiling warmly.
" Uhhh...uhhhhhh...uhhhHHhhhhh...... " Vegeta's whole body burst into a bright red glow, including his tail who's fur
puffed out on all sides.
" AWWWW! VEGGIE LIKES IT!! " Goku said happily, hugging the ouji, " Oh little Veggie I KNEW you'd like it! Ooh! Why
don't you get your ouji costume on and come back and we can take a picture together! It'll be fun! And maybe we could even
rehearse a few lines together. We DO have quite a few of them. And Veggie could help me understand some of the big words
from his big vocabulary! "
" Re--hearse? " Vegeta squeaked out, still dazed, hugged, and glowing bright red.
" Yeah, you know practice some of our lines outloud together. Just you and me! We DO have a lot of lines. " Goku
nodded, sitting Vegeta down on Bura's bed, " Maybe we should do that first and you get changed into your prince costume
later. Oh-kay, I'm gonna start from right here. Now in this part of Veggie's play you've been trying to beat the possessed
villagers all day but for some reason they keep coming back. It's nightime and since the demons have fallen asleep the
possessed villagers have too. Veggie is about a foot away from the drawbridge and if he makes a sudden move the villagers
will attack him again. But he needs the energy from tonight to have enough to do battle tommorow and figure out a plan of
attack so he can save Kayka, that's me, and defeat the demons who are holding his castle home captive. K? "
" Ka-ka-ka-ka-- " Vegeta stammered, the glow starting to fade.
" Alright, ready? Here I go. " Goku looked at the script then took the ouji's hand, " 'Oh V-sama! If only this--' "
" *THUNK*! " Vegeta fell backwards and fainted. Goku sweatdropped.
" Aw Veggie! " he formed a tiny ki blast and shocked Vegeta awake.
" AHHH!! " the smaller saiyajin shrieked, then blinked in confusion as he became aware of his surroundings, " Wha?? "
" Veggie. Script. You. Me. Practicing. Here! " Goku held the script infront of Vegeta's face and pointed to the top
line he was starting at, " Ready? "
" Why are you saying things in one-word sentences? " Vegeta said.
" Because I'm trying to make a point! *sigh* Little Veggie, PLEASE practice with me! " Goku sighed.
" Well I guess I-- " Vegeta stammered, " --sure. As-long-as-its-not-the-ending-though!! I will NOT practice the
ending with you! "
" It's not the ending! " Goku sweatdropped, " Now I'll start. " he cleared his throat, " 'Oh V-sama! If only this
tower wasn't so high and this window so small I would easily leap out into your waiting arms. But alas a complete tragedy
would occur if I made even the slightest movement to escape from this prison. We wouldn't have the speed to leave the
village without our possessed fellow saiyajins attacking us in a blind fury not their own but a transfer of the anger from
the monsters holding me captive. I could never live with myself if we were to kill our own people for crimes they are
performing not of themselves but of hypnosis. I feel as if I were to make even the slightest movement to leave this room the
beasts would once again awaken and unleash their terror upon us!!' " the larger saiyajin sobbed quietly, then perked up,
" Oh-kay Veggie your turn!! " Goku grinned, handing the script over to him.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him in shock, " That was perfect..... " he murmured, his jaw hanging open.
" It was just BEAUTIFUL, Kakarroujo! You put such realisticness in the way you said your lines. " Bura smiled at him,
teary-eyed.
" Really? Aww, thanks Bura! " Goku said cheerfully.
" How can you pull it off perfectly...that's not possible... " the still-shocked ouji said while looking through his
papers, " You--you're Kakarrotto. You can't ACT! And certainly not this WELL!! It's impossible, you're not supposed to be
that good at acting and unleashing emotions that are written on a piece of paper?! And not ones that I WROTE!! " Vegeta
gulped.
" Does that mean I did a good job, little Veggie? " Goku asked curiously.
" Yes, Kakarrotto. You read it exactly the way I had the scene pictured. " Vegeta groaned, " But it's not supposed to
happen this way!! It sounds to convincing! I can't guh-guh-go up there with you talking to me like you really ARE trapped by
monsters and long for me to save you so we can run away together!! " he flushed a light red glow.
" You mean, Veggie WANTS me to sound fake? " Goku scratched his head, confused.
" NO! Not that either, you just, you SOUND JUST LIKE KAYKA! " Vegeta squinted his eyes shut.
" Isn't that who I'm playing as? " Goku asked.
" Yes but you sound too REAL. " Vegeta turned his head the other way, " And when what you're saying sounds real it
feels real to me and I just CAN'T have you playing this part if I get swept up in it all and embarass myself! " he shivered.
" But Veggie knows it's just pretend. You wouldn't want me to read it like "...I could never live, with myself if--"
." he re-read the line in a wooden tone that sounded like he was trying to figure out what each word was, " SEE! That doesn't
sound good like that! I'm supposed to be feeling sad right there and if I say it and it sounds fake then I don't believe it
myself. " Goku explained, " Little Veggie doesn't want me to sound really bad, does he? "
" ... " Vegeta grabbed his script back from Goku, " Kakarrotto I can't have you play Kayka. " he said quickly.
" WHAT?! " Goku fell over, " But you said I was "perfect"?! "
" No, it--it'll be just like that terrible, frighting, disgusting vision I had last night. " Vegeta shuddered, " And
I REALLY don't want that to happen on-stage in real life to me. "
" Veggie it'll be oh-kay. It's not ME saying all this mushy stuff to you. It's Kayka. And besides I didn't understand
the little speech I read anyways! " Goku poked him in the shoulder, " Please do not fire me, little buddy. " he sniffled.
Vegeta sighed, " Alright. Just try to sound more like yourself and less like Kayka. " he dismissed it.
" YAY! I get to keep my spot af-ter all! " Goku said in a sing-song voice, then reached out to the ouji, " Little
Veggie save me!! " he exclaimed in a mock-overdramatic voice.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " This is going to be tougher than I thought. " he got up and prepared to leave the room.
" Awww, little Veggie come back! " Goku pouted. Vegeta just snorted and opened the door to Bura's room, " Veh-GEE! "
he sighed, then grinned and grabbed himself by the neck, " ACK! Oh help me little Veggie! My arms have been possessed by the
evil bad guys and they are forcing me to choke myself *fake-gasp* O-the iron-knee! " he fell down and pretended to faint.
" It's IRONY, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta groaned.
" Hahaha, come back Veggie! Help me! Save me! Chop off my arms if you must to destroy the badness that has
manifeasted itself within my limbs! " Goku said mockingly while laughing and laying on the floor.
" *SLAM*! " the door slammed shut. Goku instantly sat up.
" LITTLE VEH-GEE!! I was only playing! I am sorry I made fun of your Veggie-tale. Really I am. Come back so I can
give you a hug and make it all better. I LOVE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!!! " he shouted at the door. The creases of the door burst
into a bright red glow. Vegeta flung open the door with an aggrivated look on his face.
" CUT THAT OUT!! " he yelled angrily.
" Yes my prince. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly. Vegeta froze in place, then regained consious thought once Goku
started laughing at him, " Hahahahaha!! Veggie really *WUVS* his Kayka! " Goku giggled, bending down to Vegeta's height.
" ERRR, KAKARROTTO _I_ SHOULD CHOKE YOU!! " Vegeta reached up with his hands in a threatening manner, aiming for
Goku's neck.
" Veggie wouldn't dare. " the larger saiyajin grinned widely, then grabbed the ouji's hands and causing him to yelp
in surprise, " After all, you would be losing such a wonderful actor, don't you think V-sama? " Goku went back into Kayka's
soothing tone of voice.
" AHHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, pulling his hands away and backing up, " AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH!!! " he ran for the door and
tripped over one of Bura's toys in the process. Vegeta struggled to his feet and dashed out of the room, still screaming in
absolute terror.
" Was it something I said? " Goku blinked at the empty doorway and then at his empty hands.
" I think it was the way you said it. " Bura added.
" Heehee~~ " Goku smiled happily, " I love to mess with Veggie's mind! It's so much fun! "
" AHHH!! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!!! " constant shrieks were heard from down the hall inside Vegeta's room.
" How much longer do you think it will be before Toussan-chan gets back to normal? " Bura asked.
" Oh, about 5 minutes. Little Veggie can not stay frightened for too long or else he passes out from the lack of
oxygen he looses while screeeaming. " Goku chuckled at the thought, " Veggie will come back though. I'll apologize to him
for scaring him then. "
" How do you know Toussan will come back? "
" Veggie left his script here. He can't rehearse unless he comes back to get it you know. "
Bura clasped her hands together, " Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy you are so clever! "
Goku grinned, " Hahaha!! "
" STUPID OUJI! *HEEYAH!* I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CAST ME AS A *HEEYAH* DEMON!!! " Chi-Chi snarled angrily as she
repeatedly threw the ax from the top of her old childhood helmet at a large tree in the Capsule Corp backyard, " I SHOULD
KILL HIM FOR THIS!! *HEEYAH*! And GOKU as his PRINCESS! What was he THINKING! I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T WANT GO-CHAN AS THE
PRINCESS!! I THOUGHT HE WANTED GOKU TO BE HIS STUPID SERVANT-MAID!!! "
" Kaasan? "
" WHAT! " Chi-Chi wipped around to see Gohan in the doorway. The anger disappeared from her face, " Gohan-chan! " she
gave him a hug, " Oh my baby, you believe your mother don't you? "
" Kaasan why are you throwing that ax at Bulma's tree? " Gohan squeaked out, suffocating from the hold. Chi-Chi let
go of him.
" Oh, you know, I'm just ridding myself of some STRESS!!! " she picked up the ax again and threw it clear on the mark
and hitting the same spot for the umpteenth time, " HAHA! I've still got it! " Chi-Chi grinned.
" If you keep doing that the tree's going to break and fall over. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" You're probably right. " Chi-Chi frowned, " Hmm, you think I can hit the back of the Ouji's bedroom from here if I
aim for the other end of the tree? "
" I think Vegeta's room is on the front end of Capsule Corp so you would've needed to hit the tree out there, there's
a big one that almost reaches his room---WHAT AM I SAYING! " Gohan shook his head, " Kaasan, that's not the point! The point
is that slicing this tree isn't going to help you accomplish anything. "
Chi-Chi paused, " You're right Gohan. " she yanked her ax out of the tree, " I need to do something to beat that
little Ouji at his own game. " she thought for a moment, then smirked, " Perfect. " Chi-Chi turned to her son, " Gohan, I'm
not GOING to be playing a 'demon' in the Ouji's play. "
" What are you talking about? " Gohan looked slightly nervous.
" First of all, Bulma's already creating monsters for the Ouji to 'fight' against, and second of all I'm planning on
doing a little script revision. " she nodded.
" ACK! Mom, you can't just go off and change Vegeta's script on him! It IS his play and he DID win and-- "
" --do YOU want to see that evil little monster carry my Go-chan away in a dress? "
" No. " Gohan paled at the thought.
" EXACTLY! _I_ shall play the part of the daring princess; I AM royalty you know; who exposes that Ouji as the source
of the spell and the monsters who kidnapped Goku as a scheme to enslave him and furthermore expose that "kayka" is merely a
false identity Vegeta has hypnotized onto Go-chan and that Go-chan is really the ruler and King of MY empire which is a few
villages down the road from the saiyajin one AND he doesn't wear a dress. Goku and I shall defeat the Ouji and return home
to live in peace for the rest of our days. " Chi-Chi explained.
" ...you DO know Vegeta would NEVER let you do that to his play, right Kaasan? " Gohan gawked.
" Yes, I do. THAT is why I plan to carry out this part of the play WHILE the actual show is going on. Goku will
obviously go along with MY version of the ending and disguard that disgusting 'Ouji's koi' part in favor of my King seeing as
that he's not interested in playing a romance opposite the person whom he thinks of as merely his "little buddy" AND the
known fact that he's sickened by the idea of portraying a girl. "
" Are you sure about this? " he asked. Chi-Chi nodded, " Even so, where are you going to get a costume anyway?
Everything's already been ordered and it'd look a little suspicous if you were to order a new outfit just now. "
" Simple. I'll have the people from my village create new 'gyu-mao' armor for me. Maybe I can even get a new helmet
fitted for me. " she smiled at her ax.
" You have a village? " Gohan blinked in disbelief.
" Of COURSE I have a village! After Roshi accidentally destoryed me and my father's already-in-flames castle we moved
our home down to the village he ruled over. They have great respect and loyalty to the Ox-king and I. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" Mom, if you had a whole village of people, why didn't you use them to stop Vegeta sooner? " Gohan suggested.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I, hadn't thought of that until just now...and-stop-asking-your-mother-such-hard-questions! "
she snapped, " Now let's go. " she said, heading for the front-yard.
" Go? Go where? "
" Gohan, wheren't you listening? To my VILLAGE! " Chi-Chi sighed.
" WE? "
" Yes we. I can't go there alone now can I? Besides I want to hurry there and back so instead of the car I'm going to
need you to help me fly there. I can fly, but not nearly as fast as you can. " she said, then turned to him and held out her
wrist, " So? Ready to leave? "
" But Kaasan it's wrong. You wouldn't want Vegeta tampering with YOUR play if it was you who had written one. " Gohan
protested.
" Gohan-chan. The Ouji has "Kayka" kissing him in the last scene. ARE YOU GOING TO JUST STAND BY AND LET THAT SORT OF
THING HAPPEN TO OUR GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi stomped her foot.
" Ehhhhh....so wrong. " Gohan shuddered at the imagery, " So very WRONG. "
" Good, I'm glad you agree. " Chi-Chi smiled as Gohan grabbed her wrist, " Now let's go save my Go-chan!!! " she said
determinedly as Gohan flew off, " HAHA! Take THAT, Ouji! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! " Chi-Chi laughed.
Gohan sweatdropped, " What am I getting myself into... "
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7:19 PM 1/20/2003
END OF PART 2
Chuquita: YAY! A second normal-sized chapter in a row! (does a little cheer) AND I got it done in 3 days! (does another
little cheer) I'm so happy! Special thanks to Maria Cline who gave an idea in her review which gave me a related idea to have
Chi-Chi take matters into her own hands about the play. *nods* Also a get-well-soon to Nekoni who hasn't been feeling well
lately.
Vegeta: What about me?
Chuquita: Veggie you seem perfectly healthy to me at the moment.
Vegeta: No I'm not. *fake-cough*.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I never cared for the cold weather.
Vegeta: (looks at his watch) I wonder where Kakarrotto got off to? I hope he gets back with those ingrediants soon.
Chuquita: You REALLY think you're going to get this "loophole" to work for you, huh Vedge?
Vegeta: (proudly) Of COURSE it will work. The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji is never WRONG.
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Whatever you say Veggie. (happily) I'm just happy I got the next chapter done!
Vegeta: That's only because you were off today.
Chuquita: Yes, yes I was. And I'm off on Thursday too. We have half-days for mid-terms and since periods 3 & 4 are my study
halls I get the whole day off! (hums a happy little tune)
Vegeta: (flatly) Lucky you.
Goku: (sing-song voice) I'M BAAAACK!! [holding a grocery bag] Here you go Veggie! [plops items on table and points to each
one] 3 tangerines, 4 guava melons, a half a pound of ham, 2 pints of skim milk, potato bread, and spicy mexican hot sauce!
There were two brands there so I got one of each cuz I didn't know which one you wanted.
Vegeta: [picks up both hot sauces] Tostitos and Chi-Chi's? Since when does Onna sell hot sauce?!
Goku: (shrugs) I'm not sure.
Chuquita: (to Son) Chi-Chi's is from a resturant chain, there's no relation to your Chi-Chi.
Vegeta: WHY would anyone name a resturant after ONNA!?
Goku: She DOES cook good food. (nods) You think Chi-chan'd sue 'um for money if she knew they had the same name?
Chuquita: I know chichi means 'fashionable' in french, but I have no idea what else it would be called that for.
Goku: (perks up) OH! Guess what else I got! [pulls something out of the bag]
Vegeta: (looks at the box and turns pale green) "VEGGIE-BURGERS"??
Goku: (laughs) Haha, yeah! I dunno why you would call it that. At first I thought "Oh NO! They make cheeseburgers out of
little Veggies!!" but then I remembered there's only ONE little Veggie and he is a-live and well so I thought I'd buy a pack
and taste 'um to find out what they ARE made of.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That's disturbing.
Goku: Aww, little Veggie do not worry! They have the word "Veggie" in the title so they can't taste THAT bad.
Vegeta: (shivers) I--I'm not sure HOW I would taste ground up and cooked into a meat patty. (goes from pale green to stark
white)
Goku: Little Veggie do not be scared. _I_ won't let anybody ground you up into a tasty snack. [gives Veggie a hug] Does
Veggie feel any better now?
Vegeta: (mildly red) Umm, kind of...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know dbarena has 2 more gt episodes to go and then they're done.
Goku: (saddened) Aw.
Chuquita: I kind of wish there were more gt episodes because of the return of Veggie's "gotta get better than Kakarrotto"
attitude which I love so much.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Which you love to make fun of so much.
Chuquita: And gt proved my fusion-dance idea that when you two use that type of fusion you're only sharing the body but still
have seperate minds. In the newest one I saw (61) Veggie keeps putting all the blame that Son-kun kept making Gogeta fool
around while they were fused as opposed to the portara fusion where a third entity is born from it (Vejitto).
Goku: (grins at Veggie) Heeheehee~~
Vegeta: (groans) I hate the fusion dance.
Chuquita: It's still up there so if anyone wants to download it they can "www.dragonballarena.com". Also they have Movie 12
up there all this week! Which is my favorite tied with Movie 8. So if you have a realplayer and wanna find out what Gogeta
sounds/acts like, check it out. (to Son) The end-credits theme song is very catchy, but since its in another language I can't
remember the words very well and end up humming up except on like a few words I remember.
Vegeta: You HAD to give Gogeta a cameo in this story, didn't you.
Chuquita: (grins) I can't help it! I like your two fusions too much to just forget about them. OH! And as for my manga,
mediaminer somehow fixed itself earlier this week so I'm going to try to get 3 more pages of it uploaded there this week.
My "gallery" page is at: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanart/agal.php?id=63631
But I'll probably put them on my site and give the urls to those pages in the next chapter anyway. MM.org still hasn't fully
recovered and my site's server loads the comics pages much faster than mediaminer anyway. Here's my main page
http://www.geocities.com/pepsi_girl_veggie//HomepageChu.htm
But the light blue backround and the images (minus a smiling gif Veggie) don't really show up. I have the first 3 pages of
my manga at mm and only the first on my site which would be at this url
http://www.geocities.com/pepsi_girl_veggie/kakaymeetskayka2.JPG
Vegeta: (musing) Kayka DOES have a certain charm to her you know...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (inches his chair away from Veggie a little bit)
Vegeta: I wonder how all these items are supposed to help me with this loophole anyway. [holds up B.B.O.A.S]
Goku: [opening the Veggie-burgers box] I dunno...hey Veggie you know where I can find a grill?
Vegeta: (falls over) You're actually going to EAT THOSE?!
Goku: (grins) I'm gonna try!
Vegeta: ...oh...have...fun then. (nervously watches the frozen burgers) This page says I need a blender...where am _I_
supposed to find a blender!?
Goku: (happily) In a kitchen!
Vegeta: ...I know THAT!
Chuquita: Don't you HAVE a blender already Vedge?
Vegeta: It's at home.... (smirks) Say, Kakarrotto, how would you like to accompany me to Capsule Corp and you can cook your
(shudder) "Veggie-burgers" there while I blend you a drink.
Goku: YAY! To Veggie's house we go!
Vegeta: Chu, grab the camera, I need someone to record my victory on tape for posterity.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say Veggie. [takes spare camera and follows him out the door] I guess we'll be having
part 3's Corners from Veggie's house.
Goku: Heehee! This is gonna be fun! Cooking with Veggie and eating Veggie-burgers!
Vegeta: (snickers) Bwahahaha, the moment of truth is at hand. I SHALL have my Kaka-servant-maid!! (rubs his hands together
maniacally)
Goku: (curious) Did you say something little Veggie?
Vegeta: Nothing.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep 2 "I'm Part of the Main Cast! Pan Goes into Space!!"
{Chi-Chi:} There are a lot of monsters in space. Did you know that?
{Pan:} So what?
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (snickering) Why yes, there ARE many many "monsters" in outer space.
Goku: (happily) But Veggie's not one of 'um!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) How would you know!
Goku: Because Veggie's too little to be a monster. Besides Veggie is way over his blowing-up-random-objects thing.
Vegeta: (snaps) Am not! [sends a ki blast at the camera] BWAHAHA! (to Son) SEE! I'm still evil!
Cameraman: [takes out spare camera and sets it up again] Sheesh!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Umm, Vedge, blowing up a camera doesn't make you evil.
Vegeta: It was RANDOM though, wasn't it!
Chuquita: I guess.
Goku: (confused) If you wanna call it that, then SURE little Veggie. You did a good job. (comfortingly pats him on the back)
Vegeta: HOW CAN IT BE GOOD IF I'M _TRYING_ TO BE BAD!!
Goku: ...
Chuquita: ...
[both shrug]
Vegeta: (sighs) Ugh!
Chuquita: (to Son) You know I've downloaded about 12 GT eps from dragonball arena over the course of the time and actually
it's pretty good.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah. For the first time I actually appreciated GT Veggie. He landed out of nowhere and told you that HE can
transform into a ssj4 (compact Oozaru) form too. Everyone looks on impressed; you shocked. Veggie stands there for like a
minute and starts getting a little nervous that Bulma hasn't gotten here yet. Suddenly Bulma appears in her plane and Veggie
snaps at her asking where she'd been. When she uses her "brute gun" on him and turns him into a giant ape everyone panics
(but Veggie's tail is back so that's good! *cheers*).
Goku: But why would they panic? Little Veggie has a-MAZING self-control over his body; even in Oozaru form he can still
speak english! [Meanwhile Veggie is sneaking under the table w/the B.B.O.A.S]
Chuquita: I think they all forgot about that. The best part is the viewers KNOW Veggie has control but just for fun he
starts blasting everything around him anyway with that smelly-breath ki-blast. Son goes up to stop him but gets glomped by
Veggie's huge Oozaru-hands (like in the Saiyajin Saga). He thinks Veggie's gonna kill him but then all of a sudden Veggie
starts snickering at him and says "Kakarrotto, you think the great saiyajin no ouji couldn't control himself?". Then he lets
go and compresses the power into ssj4.
Goku: (happily) Bulma brought back GT Veggie's natural Veggie-ness!
Chuquita: (sighs) Shame it was so late into the series by then. He was just starting to act normal again.
Vegeta: (boasts) I was NEVER "normal". I'm above "normal".
Goku: Heehee, Veggie's ABnormal. Hahaha!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (giggles) Hey little Veggie, what're you doing under the table?
Vegeta: Umm, I'm, uhh, making you something.
Goku: (eyes widen) For MEEEE?
Vegeta: Yes, it's a, a surprise.
Goku: (eyes widen even more) For MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I smell an "evil plot".
Goku: (sniffs the air) Yeah, and it smells like marshmellows!
Vegeta: That's ME, baka. (grumbles)
Chuquita: What kind of perfume/cologne/scented-water have YOU been using on yourself?
Vegeta: It's not perfume, that's my natural scent! (smirks) I can manipulate my body odor to help my survival and so I can
blend in places without being spotted.
Chuquita: Oh....that's, uhh, an interesting talent.
Goku: But how is little Veggie smelling like marshmellows gonna help him blend in? It's not like Veggie lives in a bakery or
something like that.
Vegeta: (pokes his head out from under the desk) I find it's very useful at attracting PEASANTS. (evil smirk)
Goku: (sniffs the air) It DOES make little Veggie pleasant to be around. (nods in agreement)
Vegeta: See! (grins at Son & Chu) (to himself) I wonder if this thing has an index... [flips through the Big Book of Author
Spells] AH-HA!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I didn't like the sound of that "ah-ha".
Goku: (pales) Li--little Veggie? [pokes his head under the table only to have Veggie grab and pull him under] YIPE! VEH-GEE!
Vegeta: (whispers) Kakarrotto I need you to do me a favor.
Goku: (blinks) Uh, a favor, little Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, you see all the things on this little list here?
Goku: (nods)
Vegeta: I want you to do "veggie" a favor and go get it all for me.
Goku: But Veggie this is a list of random foods.
Vegeta: (reads) Huh. (looks up) Well, I guess it is. You wouldn't mind getting this just for YOUR ~*little buddy*~, WOULD YOU
, Kakarrotto-chaaaan? (big fake sparkily eyes)
Goku: (squeals) K!!! [grabs list and teleports off]
Vegeta: Heh-heh-heh.
Chuquita: Where did you send him?
Vegeta: Oh, don't worry, Kakarrotto will be back by the 'End Corner'; and if he isn't then I'll go after him!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Nice to know you have so much faith in him.
Vegeta: Of course I do! A ruler must have faith in his peasants in order to establish trust. After all what's the use of
having a servant-maid if you can't trust him. (nods)
Chuquita: I...guess. But, I thought he didn't want to be your servant-maid. Why would he try to help--
Vegeta: I told him what to get, I didn't say what for. (big grin)
Chuquita: (groans) Ohhh boy. (turns to audiance) Here's part 2 of "Happily Ever After!"
Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!
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" Ohhhhhh....OHHHHHHH... "
" Veggie! Oh Veggie PLEASE wake up! " a familiar voice pleaded. The little ouji groaned and felt around to realize he
was back in his bed under the covers.
" My head...hurts real bad. " he moaned in pain, slowly opening his eyes only to see the other members of his family;
sans Trunks who was in his room. Goku was staring down at the ouji in a worried manner, Chi-Chi keeping the large saiyajin a
fair couple feet away from Vegeta's bed by use of holding him by the back of his collar.
" Veggie's awake! And he's alive! " Goku clasped his hands together in relief.
" What happened? " Vegeta said, still dizzy as he tried to sit up.
" Little Veggie fainted and fell straight through the floor--TWICE! " Goku explained, " You should be more careful
where you faint little buddy, something TERRIBLE could've happened to you! You could've landed on one of Bulma's experiments
and electricuted yourself to death or had your dna scrambled or your head sliced off. "
" Or you could've been killed head-on. " Chi-Chi added, smirking at him. Vegeta glared back at her, then smirked.
" Kakay come over here and sit next to your 'Veggie'. " the ouji patted the bed, " My head DOES hurt so and I feel in
need of some moral *support*. " he chuckled.
" YAY! " Goku cheered and dashed over to the bed only to yelp as something held him back.
" OH no you don't! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth, " You KNOW the second you go over there he's going to do
something to you. "
" No I don't. " the large saiyajin blinked, confused.
" Onna's paranoia is just getting the best of her, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta replied, his head still dully aching. He
snickered at Chi-Chi, then held either side of his head with his hands, " OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!! THE SUFFERING!! IT
HURTS SO!! "
" *RIP*!! " Chi-Chi sweatdropped to see all she was now holding was a chunk of Goku's gi.
" Is little Veggie feeling better now? " Goku asked, conserned as he rubbed the top of the ouji's head while laying
ontop of the covers next to him, " Can I get you an asprin, Veggie? "
" No, I'll *fake-groan* survive. I'm sure my head will feel better soon. " Vegeta mocked as he leaned his head back
onto the pillow and flipped around, " Here rub my back. " he said bluntly. The others sweatdropped.
" Oh-kay. " Goku shrugged, doing so, " I still don't know what this has to with your head being in pain. "
" Oh I'll put his little head in PAIN alright. " Chi-Chi grumbled, pulling out a large mallet from one of her
capsules and swinging it around, " I'm gonna lop it right off his smelly ouji-shoulders! "
" Umm, Vegeta? " Bulma spoke up.
" MmmmMMM! " he sighed, being backrubbed, " So nice.. " Vegeta's face glowed a mild red.
" V-kun. " Bulma tapped him on the shoulder and held the copy of his play infront of him. Vegeta's eyes went wide as
saucers as everything instantly came back to him.
" AHHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, sitting up and nearly knocking Goku over, " Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh--MY FAIRY-TALE!! I'VE GOT
TO STOP THIS MADNESS!! I can't have other people reading that! It was never meant to leave this house!!! " the ouji hopped
out of bed and prepared to teleport, " Come on Kakarrotto! You're coming too!! " he snapped.
" Doesn't little Veggie think it would be better to attack in his training clothes instead of his fuzzy pajamas. "
Goku offered, pointing at the ouji's clothes.
Vegeta looked down at himself and sweatdropped, " Oh...right, of course. I knew I was still wearing my pajamas. " he
ran over to his clothing cabinet and opened the bottom drawer. The ouji pulled out his training uniform and dashed out of the
room, " Be right back! " he re-emerged minutes later, back in his infamous navy-blue tank-top and pants along with his gloves
and boots, " Alright. NOW I'm ready to go! " he dropped his pajamas on the bed.
" Silly Veggie. " Goku smiled.
" You know Toussan, you don't really need to go down there right now. You DID win and I'm sure they'll send back your
script sooner or later. After all you WILL need it for the play. " Bura pointed out.
" There isn't going to BE a play! " Vegeta growled.
" But Toussan! " Bura protested, " It's so WONDERFUL! How you SAVED Kakarroujo and all. "
" THERE IS NO KAKARROUJO!! " Vegeta snapped, his face glowing bright red.
" When did Veggie save me? " Goku blinked, confused.
" I DIDN'T!! " the ouji's face glew even brighter, " In fact Bura, I don't know WHAT you're talking about! " he
closed his eyes and turned in the other direction, " Come Kakarrotto! We're off to retrieve my play and save myself from an
entire dimension of personal embarassment and disaster. " Vegeta snorted, marching out of the room.
" K! " Goku chirped, happily wandering out after him until they reached outside only to find the ouji in deep
thought, " Hey little Veggie, whatcha doin? "
" Kakarrotto, where is this 'community center'? " the ouji asked.
" I'm not sure. " Goku looked around, confused.
" It could be anywhere in the city by now. " Vegeta gulped.
" Maybe it's not even in this city. Maybe it's in another city. Or another town! Or a whole 'nother COUNTRY! " Goku
exclaimed, adding to the prince's panic.
" Ohhhhhh.... " Vegeta shuddered.
" Just THINK of all the people who could've read Veggie's little private thoughts by now! WOW! " the larger saiyajin
said in awe, " Veggie's play could be FAMOUS already! " he grinned, " Wow little Veggie FAMOUS! I bet you'd get a limo and
EVERYTHING! " Goku nodded happily, then turned to the now-twitching ouji, who was pale as a ghost, " Veh, Veggie you oh-kay?"
Goku said, concerned. He tapped Vegeta on the shoulder only to have the smaller saiyajin still frozen in place, " Vedge'ums?"
" ...*twitch*... "
" BUUU-RAAHHH! " Goku shouted up at the second-floor's open window which led to Vegeta's room, " WHERE'S THE
COMMUNITY CENTER!! "
" ACROSS THE STREET! " Bura shouted back.
" ... " Goku turned around to see a large round building half the size of Capsule Corp bearing the words 'Community
Center' in big bold letters, " ...oh. So that's how Veggie's script got there so fast. " he blinked, then grinned, " Let's go
get your little story back, Veggie. " Goku grabbed the still-frozen-Vegeta by the wrist and dragged him across the street and
knocked repeatedly on the door to the center with a pleasant look on his face until a slightly plump woman answered the door.
" HELLO!!! " Goku said loudly.
" Oh, he--hello. " the woman rubbed her now-bruised ear-drums.
" This is little Veggie! " Goku picked up the ouji under the arms and held him up. The color was back in Vegeta's
face, however he still looked dizzy, " You see there's been a mix-up and Bura sent in Veggie's lil fairy-tale to your contest
but Veggie didn't really wanna do it and he'd feel oh-so-much-better if he got his story back, right Veggie? " he looked down
happily at the ouji, who shook his head, dazed.
" Huh? " Vegeta glanced at the woman. His eyes bulged out of his head when he saw she was holding a very familiar
chunk of papers in her right hand, " MY SCRIPT! " he grinned with relief and snatched it from her, then began flipping
through the pages, " HAHA! It's all here! " Vegeta hugged his story, " Thank Kami its safe. " he smiled.
" Aww, Veggie's happy! " Goku patted him on the head.
" YOU are the author responsible for writing this play? " the woman gawked at Vegeta.
" I wouldn't say 'author'... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Mr. Oujisama this was truely and inspiring fairy-tale, our entire board voted your story as the winner hands down!"
" As a-posed to hands up? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" It was such a dramatic, emotional creation. The way the prince had thought of to defeat those two monsters. What an
INGENIUS plot! " she said.
" I AM ingenius, aren't I. " Vegeta said proudly. Goku sweatdropped.
" And Princess Kayka was such a sweetie. Those two just went so PERFECT together. " the woman clasped her hands.
" Uh, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!! " Vegeta laughed nervously, his face glowing bright red.
" WHO is Princess Kayka?! " Goku exclaimed, throwing his arms out to the sides and accidentally dropping Vegeta in
the process.
" Oww. " Vegeta twitched, then stood up again.
" Little Veggie STILL hasn't answered me! " Goku sighed, " Who is PRINCESS KAYKA!! "
" Umm... " Vegeta trailed off, " She's uhh, the, umm, princess...in the play....that I wrote... " he stammered
uneasily.
" Oh. " Goku blinked.
" Are you Kayka's brother? " the woman asked Goku while holding up the picture the ouji had sketched. Vegeta yelped.
" ACK! Bura sent THOSE in too! " he grabbed the picture and held it tightly along with his play.
" You look an awful lot like her. " she smiled at the larger saiyajin. Goku cocked his head to see the drawing in
Vegeta's hands and blinked.
" DO I have a sister, Veggie? "
" Of course you don't, baka! " Vegeta sweatdropped, then looked down at his work, ::Is the similarity REALLY that
easy to spot?! I KNEW I should've concealed the other half of kaka-hair-spikes on the right side!:: he mentally cursed at
himself, ::Maybe I should've shortened her height too...and gotten rid of the tail::
Meanwhile, Goku was convercing with the woman while his own saiyajin appendage wagged cheerfully in the air, " So you
mean _I_ can be in Veggie's play TOO? " he said eagerly.
" Of course, you're welcome to join in. The board will be responsible for setting up the stage props and promoting
while Mr. Oujisama directs whomever he feels free to cast for the parts in his play. " she explained.
" WOW...THAT'S SO AMAZING! " Goku grinned, " Little Veggie said I'm in his play but I've flipped through the whole
thing and I haven't seen the words Son Goku or Kakarrotto anywhere in here. " he frowned, holding up his copy.
" Well you can always look again. " she suggested.
" I tried. " Goku sighed, " This Kayka girl sure has a lot of lines with Veggie though, you think she's supposed to
be Bulma as a saiyajin--you know, since everyone in the play is saiyajin except for the two demons who attack our city. "
Goku thought outloud.
" Umm, I don't know who Bulma is, but I'm sure that's a possiblity. " the woman scratched her head, confused, " Why
don't you two come inside and we'll show you the auditorium. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " Hear that Veggie! We get to see the stage and you get to be the director. "
" Director, huh? " Vegeta was jarred out of his mental attacks on himself about Kayka's similiarities to her based-on
character. He smirked, " Yes, Kakay's director. Ruler of his small kaka-domain. When the director orders something to happen,
it happens! Just like with my future-kaka-servant-maid! " he laughed happily, " Hahaha! Who knows Kaka-chan, maybe I might
write you in a bit-part as the prince's faithful servant and tend-to-er. " Vegeta proudly boasted, then noticed Goku was
already inside and walking down the hallway. The ouji sweatdropped and stomped inside after him, grumbling, " Stupid,
bakayaro. "
" Veggie look! It's HUGE!!! " Goku gasped as he stared at the stage just as Vegeta entered the room, " You really
COULD fit a whole town and castle on this stage! "
The ouji looked up and his eyes went wide as saucers, " That's where the town will be, and there's the forest! " he
grinned, hoping up onto the platform, " And here's the castle! And here's the spot where I shall DESTROY the first monster! "
Vegeta pointed as he wandered around the stage, " And there's the moat! And there's the window to the room where they're
keeping Princess Kak--Kayka captive! "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled.
" What's--so funny? " Vegeta turned towards him, slightly nervous.
" Little Veggie almost said Kakarrotto instead of Kayka. Hahaha! " Goku laughed at him, " Veggie's got peasants on
the brain! " he said cheerfully.
Vegeta gulped, " Heh-heh, right. " he turned his head away from the other saiyajin who was smiling warmly at him, " I
wonder how I'm going to make all this stuff anyway. " the ouji said, changing the subject.
" We can have Bulma and the other people who work at Capsule Corp make all the sets for us! " Goku suggested, " I'm
sure they'll be happy to help little Veggie in his time of need. "
" Yes, of course. " a smirk appeared on the ouji's face, " And I can FINALLY DEFEAT Onna AND BEAT Freeza--indirectly,
FOR ALL THE MISERY THEY'VE CAUSED ME!!! And for one night _I_ get to the HERO! "
" HOORAY FOR VEGGIE THE HERO!! " Goku cheered him on as Vegeta did a little victory pose, then jumped back off the
stage, " Does this mean little Veggie will put on his play AFTER all? " Goku asked eagerly.
" Yes Kakarrotto, I WILL be putting on this play! " Vegeta said boldly, " And YOU will be helping me. "
" Veggie gonna tell me what my part is now? " the larger saiyaji smiled.
" Umm, when we get outside. " Vegeta avoided any eye-contact.
" YAY!! "
" Mr. Oujisama, " the woman from before took something out of her pocket, " Here, these are the keys to the community
center and the auditorium so you and your cast members can practice. " she handed the keys to him.
" Thanks. " Vegeta said, looking at the keys, " Maybe this will turn out oh-kay for me after all, huh Kakarrotto? "
he looked up and sweatdropped to see Goku no longer next to him but bouncing up and down outside the building.
" VEGGIE TELL ME!!! " he squealed.
Vegeta and the woman sweatdropped, " He--wants to know what part he has in the play. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh. Well he's an eager one isn't he? " she smiled, " I'm sure you'll have no problem with actors as willing to
perform for you as that one is. "
" Yeah... " Vegeta trailed off as he walked to the outside door, ::How am I going to explain to Kakarrotto what
'part' I put him in! He'll kill me! Or WORSE--he'll completely avoid me out of fear and disgust for the rest of my LIFE!::
the little ouji shuddered as he opened the door to find a large shadow looming over him. He sweatdropped and glanced upward
to see Goku staring down at him with a grin on his face so big it looked as if he was going to eat the ouji whole.
" VEGGIE-TELL-ME-NOW?? " Goku said excitedly.
" Uh--yes, sure. " Vegeta laughed nervously. Goku opened his mouth to say something, " BUT, first stop looming
overtop of me, I'd rather not be splattered with oncoming kaka-drool. "
" Yes Veggie! " Goku teleported another foot away from him, " SOOOOo? Who am I? "
Vegeta shifted uneasily, then gave the larger saiyajin a cheesy grin, " You're..Kayka? "
" ...is that a question or an an answer? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" Uhhh, it's uhh, well, erm, yes. "
" ... "
" ... "
" COOL!!! " Goku squealed, then said in a sing-song voice as he hopped across the street, " I get to be Kayka! I get
to be Kayka! I get to be---waitaminute, KAYKA'S A GIRL!! " he exclaimed, then turned to Vegeta, " YOU CAST ME AS A GIRL!!!! "
Goku screamed loud enough to be heard by everyone within a 10 mile radius. Vegeta's face went beet red with embarassment. The
ouji shunk down in humiliation and hid inside a nearby bush, " VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku shouted at the bush, now infront Capsule
Corp, " I'M NOT A GIRL!!!! " he pulled the pieces of the bush away to expose a frightened saiyajin staring up at him,
" Veggie, you KNOW I'm not a girl, right? " Goku said skeptically. Vegeta avoided eye-contact.
" Uh-huh. "
" Kayka is supposed to be me, right Veggie? "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta's face began to tint red again, " Kayka, Kakay, what's the difference. Heh-heh-heh. " he laughed
nervously, " Just a, misplaced 'y', that's all. "
The larger saiyajin just glared down at him.
" Umm, Kayka IS the princess of the play...if that, makes you feel any bet--- "
" --I get to be Veggie's *PRINCESS*? " a huge grin covered Goku's face.
" NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!! " Vegeta yelled in realization of what he just said, " You're not my princess!! You're the
servant-maid!! "
" But Kayka is little Veggie's princess so since Kayka is just in pig-latin for Kakay and Kakay is what little Veggie
sometimes calls me then I get to be Veggie's PRINCESS! " Goku exclaimed cheerfully, then picked up Vegeta and pulled him out
of the shrubbery, " WOW little buddy, I didn't know you loved me ~*THAT~MUCH*~!! " he hugged Vegeta tightly, " Aww Veggie I
promise I will be the BEST oujo EVER! "
" .... " Vegeta squeaked out in shock, then yelped as Goku dropped him and ran inside.
" HEY EVERYBODY!! GUESS WHAT!!! VEGGIE MADE ME HIS PRINCESS IN THE PLAY!!! "
Vegeta serious considered beating himself to death with his own script, then decided against it, ::I can't believe it
...that WASN'T a nightmare I had last night...that was a VISION!!:: he shuddered, " I HAVE to do something to stop it. I
CAN'T go through that play with Kakarrotto being MY princess. I'll never live it down!! WHAT'LL I DO!!! "
" Hey Bulma? "
" NO. "
" PLEASE!!! " Vegeta spat out, following her around her lab.
" Vegeta you got yourself into this mess, you should've hidden your script or at least base Kayka more on your own
imagination than on Son-kun. " Bulma nodded.
" That's not the POINT! I want YOU to play Kayka! " he said.
" What? "
" You heard me! I need someone to be in the play as the princess and I'm going to need YEARS of mental therepy if I
have to go on with Kakarrotto in her place!!! " Vegeta shivered in disgust.
" Vegeta, I CAN'T! I'm already working on creating you a sleek, high-tech design for your little 'saiyajin village'
so you have a decent set for the play, not to mention I helped you order that horse so you have something to ride up to the
'castle' in. " Bulma explained.
" Kakarrotto'd probably try to eat the thing after we're done with it. " he grumbled.
" Oh he would not! Goku wouldn't eat a horse. "
" ...can I eat it after we're done with it then? "
" NO VEGETA! " Bulma snapped, " Now let me get back to work! " she turned her attention towards the small, round
metal machine infront of her.
" BUL-CHAAAN!! " he teleported infront of her and grabbed the machine, then held it above her reach. Bulma sighed in
exasperation.
" Ugh. Veh-- "
" Bulma--I CAN'T stand up on that stage infront of all those people spouting mush back and forth with KAKARROTTO!! "
Bulma chuckled.
" Oh, you think that's FUNNY do you? I'm sure it is. " Vegeta said sarcastically, " Do you even KNOW how my story
ENDS?! " he groaned.
Bulma thought for a moment, " Yes, I remember now. Bura and I read it together. *snicker* Very emotional moment
Vegeta. Why can't you act like that normally. " she snickered, " All suave and heroic. "
" I'M NOT GONNA KISS KAKARROTTO!!!! " Vegeta wailed.
" Then change the ending. " Bulma rubbed her ears in pain, then attempted to grab the machine back which Vegeta only
switched to his other hand, " Urg!! "
" I can't change my ending JUST BECAUSE Kakarrotto's playing the other lead!! I'm not changing it for my peasant! "
he snorted.
" Why don't you just keep it the way it is. You'll survive. It's only a short little stage kiss. " Bulma nodded.
" ... "
" ... "
" Not in my mind it wasn't. " Vegeta groaned, sweatdropping, " It lasted 5 minutes! "
" Eew. " Bulma twitched, " Just, shorten it to a peck then. "
" Ohhhhh. Bulma! Kayka and Kakay are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT people! " Vegeta exclaimed, " They just look similar
and act sort of similar, but THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!! You're the only one I can put in this spot that I won't feel awkward or
deeply embarassed and emotionally hurt doing all these mushy lines with! "
Bulma snatched her machine back from Vegeta, " Well maybe if you had written ME in the place to begin with I would
re-consider. " Vegeta's face fell, " But this part was designed for a female Goku. You know as well as I do that I can't
through ki blasts or 'aid you in destroying the saiyajin-eating monster'. "
" ...what if we turn Kakarrotto into a gir-- "
" --there is no techonlogy in existance that can do that Vegeta. And even so Goku wouldn't approve of you doing that.
He'd probably be disturbed by you for a long long time if you even SUGGESTED that! " Bulma sighed.
" Kakay DID seem mad at me back there by the bushes until I reminded him of the princess thing. " Vegeta said
uneasily, " I mean, even with the dragonballs-- "
" Won't be active again until next October thanks to your "immortality and servant-maid" wishes. "
" But you recalled my Kaka-servant-maid wish. Doesn't that put it back down to 4 months? " he offered.
" Maybe. Oh I don't know! Even so that means we can't make another wish for at least a month! " Bulma said, " And I
KNOW that Goku no longer trusts you with making wishes. "
Vegeta sighed, " Where is Kakarrotto anyway? I lost him after he ran inside and started cheering that 'Veggie' had
finally made him the saiyajin no oujo. "
" He's upstairs with Bura. She's taking his 'measurements' for his costume. " Bulma chuckled.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta fell over, " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS!!! "
" Because you didn't give me a decent chance to speak and-- " Bulma sweatdropped to see Vegeta had just rushed out of
the room, then re-poked his head in the doorway.
" Kakarrotto still hasn't read any of my play yet, has he? "
" No, not yet-- "
" GREAT! " he ducked out of the lab again, " THIS MEANS I STILL HAVE CHANCE!! "
" ...a chance to do what? "
" *knock*knock*knock*. Oh Kakarrot-tooo? " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice as he knocked on Bura's door, " Are you
in there? "
A fit of giggles erupted from inside. A look of worry covered the ouji's face as he opened the door, " Kakarrotto? "
" HI VEGGIE!! " Goku said happily. Vegeta took one look at the other saiyajin and fell over. Goku was now wearing an
exact replica of Kayka's costume and looking through the copy of Vegeta's script with Bura, " Glad you could make it! You see
Kayka says a lot of long complicated words and I was wondering if you could tell me what they mean and explain how to
prounounce them. "
" ... "
" Veggie? " Goku cocked his head.
" WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, terrified.
" Oh, Bura ordered it. She took my measurements then we faxed a copy of the costume's picture and the measurements to
Ji-chan and he had the guys who made needle mountain sow it for me. Then Goggie delievered it here to us. Your ouji costume's
on the way. " Goku nodded cheerfully.
" VEJITTO AND GOGETA ARE IN ON THIS TOO!? " Vegeta fell over again, " I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE!! "
" *knock*knock*knock* " a rapping sound was heard against Bura's window. She opened it to reveal Gogeta grinning
Goku-style in his h.f.i.l security uniform while holding a large wrapped brown package.
" HELLO! " Gogeta said cheerfully.
" HI GOGGIE! " Goku waved to him.
" GOGETA!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!! " Vegeta screamed at him. The fusion-baby blinked in response.
" Huh? "
" Gogeta I want you to take back Kakarrotto's "princess", " he cringed in disgust at the thought, " costume! I'm NOT
going to let him play opposite me in my dramatic storyline full of deep feeling that mere peasants cannot possible comprehend
!!! "
" Aww, Veggie this isn't about our lil *smoochie* at the end, is it? " Goku sighed, " I don't have a problem with
you-- "
" --GOGETA!!! " the ouji turned back to the fusion, his face bright red.
" Huh? "
Vegeta noticed a pair of headphones on Gogeta's head and ripped them off, " BAKA!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC ON THE JOB!! YOU COULD BECOME POSSESSED BY PURE EVIL AND TRY TO DESTORY THE UNIVERSE!!
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I HAD TO PERFROM THE FUSION DANCE WITH KAKARROTTO IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! "
" In YOUR timeline, yeah. " Gogeta nodded thoughtfully, then grinned, " Here you go Toussan! Take your present! " he
handed it over to him.
Vegeta snatched it from him, " KAKARROTTO!! Return your oujo outfit! NOW! "
" Buh--but little Veggie?... " Goku's eyes began to water, " I thought you WANTED me to be your *princess*. Seeing as
you wrote such beautiful things about me in your play... " he sniffled. Bura gave Goku a comfort hug, but due to her height
she only barely reached his waist.
" That's not being very nice to do to Mommy, Toussan. " Gogeta shook his head. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Gogeta I didn't even PLAN to put on a LIVE PLAY! "
" You mean you wanted to do a dead one-- "
" ... " Vegeta folded his arms and stared at the fusion skeptically.
" Heeheehee, just playing with you Toussan! " Gogeta grinned.
" Thank God. " Vegeta muttered, " Listen Gogeta, I only wrote this thing because I wanted to prove to Bura that I can
create a much better fairy-tale than the ones I read her at night that were written by humans! " he whispered, " She sent it
into some baka contest without me knowing and I won! And now Kakarrotto thinks I privately dubbed him my oujo just because in
my play I save a princess named Kayka! "
" So? "
" --who incidentally knows how to perform the kamehameha wave and can use that teleporting technique of Kakay's. " he
rambled off.
Gogeta sweatdropped, " Well I'm sure it's just a coincid-- "
" She also calls me her "little Vedge'ums" at one point. "
" ...and you actually put all this stuff on paper??? " Gogeta gawked.
" Yes. " Vegeta answered bluntly.
" WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!! " he exclaimed, " I had my timeline's you and Mommy in my head for almost a week! You
know as well as I do that Mommy's a sucker for you talking mushy about her!!! "
Vegeta glanced over his shoulder to see Goku sitting down at Bura's play-table and giggling at a page in Vegeta's
play while his cheeks turned a delighted shade of pink. He turned back to the fusion with "I'm doomed" written all over his
face, " I should've never included Kakarrotto in my play. I would've leveled it down to me just defeated the bad guys WITHOUT
having a princess in the plotline if I knew THIS was going to happen!! "
" Sorry Toussan. I wish I could help. " Gogeta said sadly, then suddenly pulled a capsule out of his pocket, " MOMMY!
I FORGOT TO GIVE THIS TO YOU! " he tossed it to Goku, who opened it up to expose a beautifully crafted golden crown.
" OOOOOOOOH!! It's so PRETTY!! " the larger saiyajin gasped, putting it on.
Bura blinked, " Hey, that isn't the crown Kayka is supposed to wear. "
Vegeta paled at the golden object, " AHHH!! THA-THA-THA-THA--THAT'S THE OUJO CROWN!!! " he fell backwards and landed
on his behind, pointing in fright at the crown.
" Of course it's an oujo crown, little Veggie. " Goku laughed, " I'm playing Veggie's oujo in the play you know. "
" NO BAKAYARO!! THAT'S _THE_ SAIYAJIN NO OUJO CROWN!! You know how I have my AUTHENTIC OUJI CROWN in my room? Well
THAT'S THE PARTNER TO IT!! " he exclaimed, then jumped to his feet and grabbed Gogeta by the collar, " WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
CROWN!!! "
" *Ack*!! " Gogeta yelped from the loss of oxygen, " Uncle Raditsu... " he squeaked out. Vegeta let go of him, " I
was looking through the castle; which also somehow ended up down there, and Raditsu overheard me and led me to where the
crown was. He said something about 'as long as Vegeta's going to treat my brother like his oujo he might as well look like
one too'. Then he handed it over to me and walked off groaning about where he went wrong how he could've possibly saved
'Kakarrotto' from becoming a ouji-love-slave. " Gogeta explained.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I never DID get a chance to explain to Raditsu about Kakarrotto back there.. "
" Heeheehee, so pretty.. " Goku awwed at himself in the mirror, adjusting the crown on his head.
" This is all like some horrible, twisted nightmare. " Vegeta muttered in disbelief, his bottom right eyelid
twitching. He turned back to Gogeta, " Son, when you get back, calmly explain to Kakarrotto's stupid brother that Kakarrotto
is NOT my princess and FURTHERMORE is NOT my "ouji-love-slave". He just kept walking in on the most inopportune moments and
assumed what he was seeing was infact, well, not what he was seeing. "
" I'm actually afraid to ask what you're even talking about, but I'll explain to him anyway. " Gogeta shrugged, then
teleported away.
" He--HEY!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE BACK THAT CROWN!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! " a little giggle came from behind. Vegeta froze as a finger tapped him on the shoulder. He
looked up to see Goku grinning at him but covering his mouth with his hands so Vegeta couldn't tell; however the laughing
pretty much gave it away.
" What is it NOW, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta groaned, placing his hand over his eyes and squinting them shut.
" Does Veggie think I'm pretty? " the larger saiyajin giggled.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " NO YOU ARE _NOT_ PRETTY!! "
" Little Veggie hasn't even looked at me! " Goku teleported infront of Vegeta and pulled his hands off his face,
" Veggie LOOK! How can I get your opinion if you don't open your veggie-eyes? "
" Ohhhhhh...will you leave me alone if I look at you? " Vegeta grumbled.
" Of COURSE little Veggie. " Goku grabbed the ouji's hands. Vegeta squrimed in disgust. He opened his eyes and
flushed bright red at the other saiyajin infront of him who was smiling warmly.
" Uhhh...uhhhhhh...uhhhHHhhhhh...... " Vegeta's whole body burst into a bright red glow, including his tail who's fur
puffed out on all sides.
" AWWWW! VEGGIE LIKES IT!! " Goku said happily, hugging the ouji, " Oh little Veggie I KNEW you'd like it! Ooh! Why
don't you get your ouji costume on and come back and we can take a picture together! It'll be fun! And maybe we could even
rehearse a few lines together. We DO have quite a few of them. And Veggie could help me understand some of the big words
from his big vocabulary! "
" Re--hearse? " Vegeta squeaked out, still dazed, hugged, and glowing bright red.
" Yeah, you know practice some of our lines outloud together. Just you and me! We DO have a lot of lines. " Goku
nodded, sitting Vegeta down on Bura's bed, " Maybe we should do that first and you get changed into your prince costume
later. Oh-kay, I'm gonna start from right here. Now in this part of Veggie's play you've been trying to beat the possessed
villagers all day but for some reason they keep coming back. It's nightime and since the demons have fallen asleep the
possessed villagers have too. Veggie is about a foot away from the drawbridge and if he makes a sudden move the villagers
will attack him again. But he needs the energy from tonight to have enough to do battle tommorow and figure out a plan of
attack so he can save Kayka, that's me, and defeat the demons who are holding his castle home captive. K? "
" Ka-ka-ka-ka-- " Vegeta stammered, the glow starting to fade.
" Alright, ready? Here I go. " Goku looked at the script then took the ouji's hand, " 'Oh V-sama! If only this--' "
" *THUNK*! " Vegeta fell backwards and fainted. Goku sweatdropped.
" Aw Veggie! " he formed a tiny ki blast and shocked Vegeta awake.
" AHHH!! " the smaller saiyajin shrieked, then blinked in confusion as he became aware of his surroundings, " Wha?? "
" Veggie. Script. You. Me. Practicing. Here! " Goku held the script infront of Vegeta's face and pointed to the top
line he was starting at, " Ready? "
" Why are you saying things in one-word sentences? " Vegeta said.
" Because I'm trying to make a point! *sigh* Little Veggie, PLEASE practice with me! " Goku sighed.
" Well I guess I-- " Vegeta stammered, " --sure. As-long-as-its-not-the-ending-though!! I will NOT practice the
ending with you! "
" It's not the ending! " Goku sweatdropped, " Now I'll start. " he cleared his throat, " 'Oh V-sama! If only this
tower wasn't so high and this window so small I would easily leap out into your waiting arms. But alas a complete tragedy
would occur if I made even the slightest movement to escape from this prison. We wouldn't have the speed to leave the
village without our possessed fellow saiyajins attacking us in a blind fury not their own but a transfer of the anger from
the monsters holding me captive. I could never live with myself if we were to kill our own people for crimes they are
performing not of themselves but of hypnosis. I feel as if I were to make even the slightest movement to leave this room the
beasts would once again awaken and unleash their terror upon us!!' " the larger saiyajin sobbed quietly, then perked up,
" Oh-kay Veggie your turn!! " Goku grinned, handing the script over to him.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him in shock, " That was perfect..... " he murmured, his jaw hanging open.
" It was just BEAUTIFUL, Kakarroujo! You put such realisticness in the way you said your lines. " Bura smiled at him,
teary-eyed.
" Really? Aww, thanks Bura! " Goku said cheerfully.
" How can you pull it off perfectly...that's not possible... " the still-shocked ouji said while looking through his
papers, " You--you're Kakarrotto. You can't ACT! And certainly not this WELL!! It's impossible, you're not supposed to be
that good at acting and unleashing emotions that are written on a piece of paper?! And not ones that I WROTE!! " Vegeta
gulped.
" Does that mean I did a good job, little Veggie? " Goku asked curiously.
" Yes, Kakarrotto. You read it exactly the way I had the scene pictured. " Vegeta groaned, " But it's not supposed to
happen this way!! It sounds to convincing! I can't guh-guh-go up there with you talking to me like you really ARE trapped by
monsters and long for me to save you so we can run away together!! " he flushed a light red glow.
" You mean, Veggie WANTS me to sound fake? " Goku scratched his head, confused.
" NO! Not that either, you just, you SOUND JUST LIKE KAYKA! " Vegeta squinted his eyes shut.
" Isn't that who I'm playing as? " Goku asked.
" Yes but you sound too REAL. " Vegeta turned his head the other way, " And when what you're saying sounds real it
feels real to me and I just CAN'T have you playing this part if I get swept up in it all and embarass myself! " he shivered.
" But Veggie knows it's just pretend. You wouldn't want me to read it like "...I could never live, with myself if--"
." he re-read the line in a wooden tone that sounded like he was trying to figure out what each word was, " SEE! That doesn't
sound good like that! I'm supposed to be feeling sad right there and if I say it and it sounds fake then I don't believe it
myself. " Goku explained, " Little Veggie doesn't want me to sound really bad, does he? "
" ... " Vegeta grabbed his script back from Goku, " Kakarrotto I can't have you play Kayka. " he said quickly.
" WHAT?! " Goku fell over, " But you said I was "perfect"?! "
" No, it--it'll be just like that terrible, frighting, disgusting vision I had last night. " Vegeta shuddered, " And
I REALLY don't want that to happen on-stage in real life to me. "
" Veggie it'll be oh-kay. It's not ME saying all this mushy stuff to you. It's Kayka. And besides I didn't understand
the little speech I read anyways! " Goku poked him in the shoulder, " Please do not fire me, little buddy. " he sniffled.
Vegeta sighed, " Alright. Just try to sound more like yourself and less like Kayka. " he dismissed it.
" YAY! I get to keep my spot af-ter all! " Goku said in a sing-song voice, then reached out to the ouji, " Little
Veggie save me!! " he exclaimed in a mock-overdramatic voice.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " This is going to be tougher than I thought. " he got up and prepared to leave the room.
" Awww, little Veggie come back! " Goku pouted. Vegeta just snorted and opened the door to Bura's room, " Veh-GEE! "
he sighed, then grinned and grabbed himself by the neck, " ACK! Oh help me little Veggie! My arms have been possessed by the
evil bad guys and they are forcing me to choke myself *fake-gasp* O-the iron-knee! " he fell down and pretended to faint.
" It's IRONY, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta groaned.
" Hahaha, come back Veggie! Help me! Save me! Chop off my arms if you must to destroy the badness that has
manifeasted itself within my limbs! " Goku said mockingly while laughing and laying on the floor.
" *SLAM*! " the door slammed shut. Goku instantly sat up.
" LITTLE VEH-GEE!! I was only playing! I am sorry I made fun of your Veggie-tale. Really I am. Come back so I can
give you a hug and make it all better. I LOVE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!!! " he shouted at the door. The creases of the door burst
into a bright red glow. Vegeta flung open the door with an aggrivated look on his face.
" CUT THAT OUT!! " he yelled angrily.
" Yes my prince. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly. Vegeta froze in place, then regained consious thought once Goku
started laughing at him, " Hahahahaha!! Veggie really *WUVS* his Kayka! " Goku giggled, bending down to Vegeta's height.
" ERRR, KAKARROTTO _I_ SHOULD CHOKE YOU!! " Vegeta reached up with his hands in a threatening manner, aiming for
Goku's neck.
" Veggie wouldn't dare. " the larger saiyajin grinned widely, then grabbed the ouji's hands and causing him to yelp
in surprise, " After all, you would be losing such a wonderful actor, don't you think V-sama? " Goku went back into Kayka's
soothing tone of voice.
" AHHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, pulling his hands away and backing up, " AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH!!! " he ran for the door and
tripped over one of Bura's toys in the process. Vegeta struggled to his feet and dashed out of the room, still screaming in
absolute terror.
" Was it something I said? " Goku blinked at the empty doorway and then at his empty hands.
" I think it was the way you said it. " Bura added.
" Heehee~~ " Goku smiled happily, " I love to mess with Veggie's mind! It's so much fun! "
" AHHH!! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!!! " constant shrieks were heard from down the hall inside Vegeta's room.
" How much longer do you think it will be before Toussan-chan gets back to normal? " Bura asked.
" Oh, about 5 minutes. Little Veggie can not stay frightened for too long or else he passes out from the lack of
oxygen he looses while screeeaming. " Goku chuckled at the thought, " Veggie will come back though. I'll apologize to him
for scaring him then. "
" How do you know Toussan will come back? "
" Veggie left his script here. He can't rehearse unless he comes back to get it you know. "
Bura clasped her hands together, " Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy you are so clever! "
Goku grinned, " Hahaha!! "
" STUPID OUJI! *HEEYAH!* I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CAST ME AS A *HEEYAH* DEMON!!! " Chi-Chi snarled angrily as she
repeatedly threw the ax from the top of her old childhood helmet at a large tree in the Capsule Corp backyard, " I SHOULD
KILL HIM FOR THIS!! *HEEYAH*! And GOKU as his PRINCESS! What was he THINKING! I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T WANT GO-CHAN AS THE
PRINCESS!! I THOUGHT HE WANTED GOKU TO BE HIS STUPID SERVANT-MAID!!! "
" Kaasan? "
" WHAT! " Chi-Chi wipped around to see Gohan in the doorway. The anger disappeared from her face, " Gohan-chan! " she
gave him a hug, " Oh my baby, you believe your mother don't you? "
" Kaasan why are you throwing that ax at Bulma's tree? " Gohan squeaked out, suffocating from the hold. Chi-Chi let
go of him.
" Oh, you know, I'm just ridding myself of some STRESS!!! " she picked up the ax again and threw it clear on the mark
and hitting the same spot for the umpteenth time, " HAHA! I've still got it! " Chi-Chi grinned.
" If you keep doing that the tree's going to break and fall over. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" You're probably right. " Chi-Chi frowned, " Hmm, you think I can hit the back of the Ouji's bedroom from here if I
aim for the other end of the tree? "
" I think Vegeta's room is on the front end of Capsule Corp so you would've needed to hit the tree out there, there's
a big one that almost reaches his room---WHAT AM I SAYING! " Gohan shook his head, " Kaasan, that's not the point! The point
is that slicing this tree isn't going to help you accomplish anything. "
Chi-Chi paused, " You're right Gohan. " she yanked her ax out of the tree, " I need to do something to beat that
little Ouji at his own game. " she thought for a moment, then smirked, " Perfect. " Chi-Chi turned to her son, " Gohan, I'm
not GOING to be playing a 'demon' in the Ouji's play. "
" What are you talking about? " Gohan looked slightly nervous.
" First of all, Bulma's already creating monsters for the Ouji to 'fight' against, and second of all I'm planning on
doing a little script revision. " she nodded.
" ACK! Mom, you can't just go off and change Vegeta's script on him! It IS his play and he DID win and-- "
" --do YOU want to see that evil little monster carry my Go-chan away in a dress? "
" No. " Gohan paled at the thought.
" EXACTLY! _I_ shall play the part of the daring princess; I AM royalty you know; who exposes that Ouji as the source
of the spell and the monsters who kidnapped Goku as a scheme to enslave him and furthermore expose that "kayka" is merely a
false identity Vegeta has hypnotized onto Go-chan and that Go-chan is really the ruler and King of MY empire which is a few
villages down the road from the saiyajin one AND he doesn't wear a dress. Goku and I shall defeat the Ouji and return home
to live in peace for the rest of our days. " Chi-Chi explained.
" ...you DO know Vegeta would NEVER let you do that to his play, right Kaasan? " Gohan gawked.
" Yes, I do. THAT is why I plan to carry out this part of the play WHILE the actual show is going on. Goku will
obviously go along with MY version of the ending and disguard that disgusting 'Ouji's koi' part in favor of my King seeing as
that he's not interested in playing a romance opposite the person whom he thinks of as merely his "little buddy" AND the
known fact that he's sickened by the idea of portraying a girl. "
" Are you sure about this? " he asked. Chi-Chi nodded, " Even so, where are you going to get a costume anyway?
Everything's already been ordered and it'd look a little suspicous if you were to order a new outfit just now. "
" Simple. I'll have the people from my village create new 'gyu-mao' armor for me. Maybe I can even get a new helmet
fitted for me. " she smiled at her ax.
" You have a village? " Gohan blinked in disbelief.
" Of COURSE I have a village! After Roshi accidentally destoryed me and my father's already-in-flames castle we moved
our home down to the village he ruled over. They have great respect and loyalty to the Ox-king and I. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" Mom, if you had a whole village of people, why didn't you use them to stop Vegeta sooner? " Gohan suggested.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I, hadn't thought of that until just now...and-stop-asking-your-mother-such-hard-questions! "
she snapped, " Now let's go. " she said, heading for the front-yard.
" Go? Go where? "
" Gohan, wheren't you listening? To my VILLAGE! " Chi-Chi sighed.
" WE? "
" Yes we. I can't go there alone now can I? Besides I want to hurry there and back so instead of the car I'm going to
need you to help me fly there. I can fly, but not nearly as fast as you can. " she said, then turned to him and held out her
wrist, " So? Ready to leave? "
" But Kaasan it's wrong. You wouldn't want Vegeta tampering with YOUR play if it was you who had written one. " Gohan
protested.
" Gohan-chan. The Ouji has "Kayka" kissing him in the last scene. ARE YOU GOING TO JUST STAND BY AND LET THAT SORT OF
THING HAPPEN TO OUR GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi stomped her foot.
" Ehhhhh....so wrong. " Gohan shuddered at the imagery, " So very WRONG. "
" Good, I'm glad you agree. " Chi-Chi smiled as Gohan grabbed her wrist, " Now let's go save my Go-chan!!! " she said
determinedly as Gohan flew off, " HAHA! Take THAT, Ouji! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! " Chi-Chi laughed.
Gohan sweatdropped, " What am I getting myself into... "
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7:19 PM 1/20/2003
END OF PART 2
Chuquita: YAY! A second normal-sized chapter in a row! (does a little cheer) AND I got it done in 3 days! (does another
little cheer) I'm so happy! Special thanks to Maria Cline who gave an idea in her review which gave me a related idea to have
Chi-Chi take matters into her own hands about the play. *nods* Also a get-well-soon to Nekoni who hasn't been feeling well
lately.
Vegeta: What about me?
Chuquita: Veggie you seem perfectly healthy to me at the moment.
Vegeta: No I'm not. *fake-cough*.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I never cared for the cold weather.
Vegeta: (looks at his watch) I wonder where Kakarrotto got off to? I hope he gets back with those ingrediants soon.
Chuquita: You REALLY think you're going to get this "loophole" to work for you, huh Vedge?
Vegeta: (proudly) Of COURSE it will work. The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji is never WRONG.
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Whatever you say Veggie. (happily) I'm just happy I got the next chapter done!
Vegeta: That's only because you were off today.
Chuquita: Yes, yes I was. And I'm off on Thursday too. We have half-days for mid-terms and since periods 3 & 4 are my study
halls I get the whole day off! (hums a happy little tune)
Vegeta: (flatly) Lucky you.
Goku: (sing-song voice) I'M BAAAACK!! [holding a grocery bag] Here you go Veggie! [plops items on table and points to each
one] 3 tangerines, 4 guava melons, a half a pound of ham, 2 pints of skim milk, potato bread, and spicy mexican hot sauce!
There were two brands there so I got one of each cuz I didn't know which one you wanted.
Vegeta: [picks up both hot sauces] Tostitos and Chi-Chi's? Since when does Onna sell hot sauce?!
Goku: (shrugs) I'm not sure.
Chuquita: (to Son) Chi-Chi's is from a resturant chain, there's no relation to your Chi-Chi.
Vegeta: WHY would anyone name a resturant after ONNA!?
Goku: She DOES cook good food. (nods) You think Chi-chan'd sue 'um for money if she knew they had the same name?
Chuquita: I know chichi means 'fashionable' in french, but I have no idea what else it would be called that for.
Goku: (perks up) OH! Guess what else I got! [pulls something out of the bag]
Vegeta: (looks at the box and turns pale green) "VEGGIE-BURGERS"??
Goku: (laughs) Haha, yeah! I dunno why you would call it that. At first I thought "Oh NO! They make cheeseburgers out of
little Veggies!!" but then I remembered there's only ONE little Veggie and he is a-live and well so I thought I'd buy a pack
and taste 'um to find out what they ARE made of.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That's disturbing.
Goku: Aww, little Veggie do not worry! They have the word "Veggie" in the title so they can't taste THAT bad.
Vegeta: (shivers) I--I'm not sure HOW I would taste ground up and cooked into a meat patty. (goes from pale green to stark
white)
Goku: Little Veggie do not be scared. _I_ won't let anybody ground you up into a tasty snack. [gives Veggie a hug] Does
Veggie feel any better now?
Vegeta: (mildly red) Umm, kind of...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know dbarena has 2 more gt episodes to go and then they're done.
Goku: (saddened) Aw.
Chuquita: I kind of wish there were more gt episodes because of the return of Veggie's "gotta get better than Kakarrotto"
attitude which I love so much.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Which you love to make fun of so much.
Chuquita: And gt proved my fusion-dance idea that when you two use that type of fusion you're only sharing the body but still
have seperate minds. In the newest one I saw (61) Veggie keeps putting all the blame that Son-kun kept making Gogeta fool
around while they were fused as opposed to the portara fusion where a third entity is born from it (Vejitto).
Goku: (grins at Veggie) Heeheehee~~
Vegeta: (groans) I hate the fusion dance.
Chuquita: It's still up there so if anyone wants to download it they can "www.dragonballarena.com". Also they have Movie 12
up there all this week! Which is my favorite tied with Movie 8. So if you have a realplayer and wanna find out what Gogeta
sounds/acts like, check it out. (to Son) The end-credits theme song is very catchy, but since its in another language I can't
remember the words very well and end up humming up except on like a few words I remember.
Vegeta: You HAD to give Gogeta a cameo in this story, didn't you.
Chuquita: (grins) I can't help it! I like your two fusions too much to just forget about them. OH! And as for my manga,
mediaminer somehow fixed itself earlier this week so I'm going to try to get 3 more pages of it uploaded there this week.
My "gallery" page is at: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanart/agal.php?id=63631
But I'll probably put them on my site and give the urls to those pages in the next chapter anyway. MM.org still hasn't fully
recovered and my site's server loads the comics pages much faster than mediaminer anyway. Here's my main page
http://www.geocities.com/pepsi_girl_veggie//HomepageChu.htm
But the light blue backround and the images (minus a smiling gif Veggie) don't really show up. I have the first 3 pages of
my manga at mm and only the first on my site which would be at this url
http://www.geocities.com/pepsi_girl_veggie/kakaymeetskayka2.JPG
Vegeta: (musing) Kayka DOES have a certain charm to her you know...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (inches his chair away from Veggie a little bit)
Vegeta: I wonder how all these items are supposed to help me with this loophole anyway. [holds up B.B.O.A.S]
Goku: [opening the Veggie-burgers box] I dunno...hey Veggie you know where I can find a grill?
Vegeta: (falls over) You're actually going to EAT THOSE?!
Goku: (grins) I'm gonna try!
Vegeta: ...oh...have...fun then. (nervously watches the frozen burgers) This page says I need a blender...where am _I_
supposed to find a blender!?
Goku: (happily) In a kitchen!
Vegeta: ...I know THAT!
Chuquita: Don't you HAVE a blender already Vedge?
Vegeta: It's at home.... (smirks) Say, Kakarrotto, how would you like to accompany me to Capsule Corp and you can cook your
(shudder) "Veggie-burgers" there while I blend you a drink.
Goku: YAY! To Veggie's house we go!
Vegeta: Chu, grab the camera, I need someone to record my victory on tape for posterity.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say Veggie. [takes spare camera and follows him out the door] I guess we'll be having
part 3's Corners from Veggie's house.
Goku: Heehee! This is gonna be fun! Cooking with Veggie and eating Veggie-burgers!
Vegeta: (snickers) Bwahahaha, the moment of truth is at hand. I SHALL have my Kaka-servant-maid!! (rubs his hands together
maniacally)
Goku: (curious) Did you say something little Veggie?
Vegeta: Nothing.