6:21 PM 1/21/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Fairly Oddparents"
Cosmo: It's threatening and romantic, it's threatmantic!

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (happily) And so begins part 3! (to audiance) As you can see, due to our needs of such objects as grills and
blenders we have moved Part 3's Corner from our normal studio into Veggie's, urm, kitchen. (sweatdrops)
Goku: Ac-tually I guess this isn't really VEGGIE'S kitchen. It's more like Bulma's kitchen.
Vegeta: [searching for the blender] (offended) HEY!
Goku: It IS Bulma's house little Veggie.
Chuquita: Yes, we didn't see you paying for it.
Goku: AND it has been here LONG BEFORE little Veggie arrived on planet earth.
Vegeta: (snorts) Fine, it isn't MY kitchen. But it's the one I use so that technically makes it my kitchen.
Chuquita: He's got a point Son.
Vegeta: (nods thoughtfully)
Chuquita: Buuut it isn't LEGALLY his.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Fine. Be that way. [finds the blender] AH-HA! [pulls it out from under a drawer and plugs it in]
Goku: OOoooOOooh, little Veggie what is that?
Vegeta: That's the blender I'm going to use to place these common household items in and create a potion which, if the
"Big Book of Author Spells" is correct, once drunk by you shall render your small kaka-brain HELPLESS and at my complete
mercy to command and rule over for the rest of your peasant-days.
Goku: ...what?
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm making you a milkshake.
Goku: (cheers) YAY!!!
Vegeta: [places the 3 tangerines, 4 guava melons, a half a pound of ham, 2 pints of skim milk, potato bread, and spicy
mexican hot sauce into the blender and sets it on pureé]
[Chu and Son stare as the objects in the blender blend into a mushy, multi-colored globby mess]
Chuquita: Eew.
Goku: (uneasy) Little Veggie you sure about this?
Vegeta: OF COURSE I'M SURE! [pours the mess into a large fancy glass and hands it to him] (sweetly) Here you go Kakay, drink
it down!
Goku: [looks down into drink]
drink: [large air-bubble forms at the top and pops, releasing little pieces of ham and potato bread into the air]
Goku: (glances at Chu)
Chuquita: (sticks her tongue out in disgust)
Goku: (glances at Veggie)
Vegeta: (grinning so wide it looks like his cheeks will fall off)
Goku: (glances back at drink)
drink: (several smaller air-bubbles emerge)
Goku: Ehhhh... (whining) Do I HAVE TO!!
Vegeta: [falls over] (angrily) OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO NOW DRINK IT!!!
Goku: (bites his lip, then chugs it all down in one gulp) (eyes bulge out of his head) WOW....that was, *burp* different.
(shivers)
Vegeta: Hehehehehhehhhhhhhhh~~~~ (sneaks up to Son) Feeling anything different yet?
Goku: (blinks) Not really, should I be?
Vegeta: (frowns) Huh. [looks at his watch] Maybe it takes a little while to get started.
Goku: (cheerfully) LET THE WAITING BEGIN!!!
[5 minutes pass]
[10 minutes pass]
Vegeta: WELL!?
Goku: Nope, sorry Veggie. Not feeling any different.
Vegeta: UGH! [slams his fists on the table] WHAT COULD'VE GONE WRONG!! (to Son) WHY-AREN'T-YOU-WAITING-ON-ME-HAND-AND-FOOT-
-YET!!!
Goku: Huh?
Chuquita: Veggie's little 'drink' was supposed to place your mind and body under his full command.
Goku: (shocked and terrified) WHAT?!
Vegeta: (looking at B.B.O.A.S) (happily) And his soul! Don't forget about his soul!
Goku: AHHH! [starts pounding on his stomach to try to throw the drink up] Chu-sama! Why didn't you tell me SOONER!!!
Chuquita: No need to, Veggie screwed it up anyway so it won't work.
Vegeta: (gawks) WHAT?! (angrily) WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SCREWED IT UP!!!
Chuquita: [points to line in book] You were supposed to set the blender on 'liquify'. You set it on 'pureé'. The drink didn't
completely mix into a single solid texture and flavor so any and all powers it would create are nullified. (big cheesy grin
@ Veggie) Haha!
Vegeta: (glares at her) (mockingly) "and all powers it would create are nullified" bleh bleh bleh.
(Mr. May-I-take-your-order) KAKARROTTO! I ORDER YOU TO RETURN TO THE SUPERMARKET AND FETCH ANOTHER BATCH OF GROCERY ITEMS SO
I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MILKSHAKE!!
Goku: But I don't wanna be Veggie's (shudder) servant-maid.
Chuquita: Yeah Veggie go get it yourself.
Vegeta: I'M NOT GOING TO GET IT MYSELF THAT'S A SERVANT-MAID'S JOB AND KAKARROTTO GOING TO BE MY SERVANT-MAID ONCE HE GETS
THE ITEMS FOR ME!!!
Goku: But you can't order me cuz I'm not your servant-maid yet.
Chuquita: And if he has to be your servant-maid in order to be ordered by you but can't be ordered by you to get the objects
to make him able to get the objects because he's not currently your servant-maid renders him helpless to do so and puts you
in a perpetural merry-go-round to nowhere since you wont go out and get it yourself!
Vegeta: (confused) Huh?
Goku: Wha?
Chuquita: (sigh) You can't send someone out on a job they haven't been offically given yet. It's illegal.
Goku: And creepy!!
Vegeta: (offended) Being my servant-maid is NOT "creepy"!!!
Goku: HA! That's what you think! You've never been servant-maid to anybody before-----(big grin) (idea-time) Heyyyyyyyy,
[turns to Veggie and grins like an insane person] Heyyyyyy little Veggie....
Vegeta: (pales and slinks away)
Goku: How about YOU be MY servant-maid for a turn!
Vegeta: NO WAY!! I'M THE PRINCE!! YOU CAN'T SWITCH OUR STATUSES AROUND LIKE THAT!!!
Chuquita: Oh I think he can Vedge. (to Goku) That's a BRILLIANT idea, Son-kun!
Goku: (giggles) Aww, thanks!
Chuquita: Care if I get you started?
Vegeta: [backs away and runs off only to have Chu zap a servant-maid uniform on him] ACK!! (sweatdrops with embarassment)
Goku: Gosh little Veggie you look cute in a skirt!
Vegeta: (dead-serious) I hope you didn't mean that.
Chuquita: (pointing at Veggie) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU LOOK SO GOOFY LIKE THAT!!
Vegeta: (mockingly) Heh-heh-heh, very funny Chu.
Chuquita: I thought so. (to Son) Care to introduce the next chapter, 'your highness'
Goku: [powers up just enough so that his hair goes super saiyajin form without turning yellow or eyes turning blue] (in a
mock-Veggie voice) Why yes I am Chu-sama. Me, VEGGIE!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops and groans) What did I ever do to deserve this?...
Chuquita: More things than you can possibly count.
Goku: (to Veggie) Go get me a big fishie, servant-maid! (stifles back laughter) Hahaha~~~
Vegeta: Ugh. [walks off] Why me!

Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!
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" Heaven help me. " Vegeta groaned as he layed on his back on the bed. The ouji had just finished his recent bout of
screaming in terror, " A sampling of my entire private fantasy land is going to be displayed before hundreds of those baka
earthlings and Kakarrotto has somehow by a freak twist of fate perfected his role within mere MINUTES! " he gulped, " I'm
going to be up on that stage babbling like a nervous idiot while that stupid peasant performs with such adequatecy that it
reveals to the entire population of West City my own personal fears and wildly obsessed desires! "
" O little Veh-GEE!! " Goku said in a sing-song voice while knocking on the door, " You in there? Are you done
screaming? Did you pass out? I know how to use cpr if you did! "
" GO AWAY!!! " Vegeta angrily snapped at him.
" Veggie! You're done crying! " Goku said happily.
" I WASN'T CRYING!!! " the ouji yelled, " I WAS WRITHERING IN DISGUST OF THE THOUGHT OF HAVING TO PERFORM OPPOSITE
YOU IN THAT STUPID PLAY; NOT TO MENTION OPPOSITE YOU IN _ANYTHING_!! "
" You don't mean that, do you V-sama? " Kayka's voice said hopefully, also from behind the door. Vegeta snapped to
attention and ran to the door, then flung it open to see only Goku standing there--grinning at him. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! " Goku laughed at him. Vegeta punched the other saiyajin in the gut and
slammed the door in his face. Goku grabbed at his stomach, still laughing, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--oww. Tricking little Veggies
is fun! Slightly painful, but really really fun! Heeheeheeee~~~ " he stood back up, " Hey little buddy! I'm sorry I was just
playing with you! Come on, Veggie. Lighten up and come outside! "
" Bakayaro. " Vegeta grumbled, stomping back to his bed. He had stopped listening to Goku's voice muffled through the
door since he closed it on him, " Thinks he can just mess with my mind like that! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO MESS WITH THE MIND OF
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!! ESPECIALLY _YOU_, KAKARROTTO!! " he shouted at the door.
" ... "
Vegeta blinked, " Hn, he must've left. " the ouji shrugged, " Oh well, all the better for my sanity. " he went over
to the package Gogeta had given him earlier and opened it up to reveal an adult-sized version of his ouji-armor from back on
Bejito-sei. The little saiyajin grinned and pulled out another pair of boots in addition to the armor. The boots looked
exactly like the ones he was wearing with the exception of the tips. The new boots tips were a shimmering golden color where
Vegeta's old ones were a plain yellow color. He grinned, " THANK YOU OTOUSSAN!! " he said looking upwards, then ripped his
old boots off and put the new ones on. The ouji pulled the armor over his head. It had the royal symbol in gold on the upper
left-hand corner and a long red cape was attached to the back of the armor, the shoulderpads holding it in place. Vegeta
looked at himself in the mirror and smiled, " Makes me feel like I never left. " he sighed happily, then left the room and
closed the door only to have something giggle from behind him in the hallway. Vegeta spun around to see Goku giggling at him,
still in his 'kayka' costume.
" Ohhhh I've definately left Bejito-sei alright. " the ouji said lamely.
" Nice cape there little Veggie! Lookin snappy! " the larger saiyajin said cheerfully.
" You know if we were in the streets of Bejito-sei right now you'd be shot for saying that and wearing that outfit. "
Vegeta smirked, walking past him.
" Awww, no I wouldn't! " Goku grinned, " Cuz even if they tried to shoot me little Veggie would swoop in and save me!
Just like in his play! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I don't save YOU in the play! I save the princess I made up. "
" Who's supposed to be me. " Goku added.
" SHE'S _NOT_ YOU!!! AND YOU'RE _NOT_ HER!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " Sheesh! I wish you'd give this 'oujo' thing a
rest! "
" It is little Veggie's fault anyway. You shouldn't be blaming ME. " Goku tapped Vegeta on the head.
" Oh, it is is it? And HOW would you say it's MY fault. " the ouji said sarcastically.
" Well, Veggie IS the one who gave Chi-chan the idea to travel into the future. And if Chi-chan hadn't traveled into
the future and found out 100 years from now Veggie makes me his princess, then she wouldn't have been able to tell me when
she got back. " Goku explained. Vegeta froze.
" Oh.....God... " he slapped his hand over his forehead, " That DOES make it my fault. "
" Awwwwww, do not worry little buddy! I forgive you. " Goku gave Vegeta a hug from behind, " And if it hadn't
happened, then Veggie wouldn't be able to know about it to try to change that future FROM happening! "
" In other words, I'm dealing with you joking about this "veggie's princess" thing now and in a way avoiding an even
worse pain in the future when I apparently lose my mind and LEGALLY crown you as such? " he pulled out from the hug and
turned around.
" You got it Veggie! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up.
" Hmm...I guess it's not that bad when you look at it that way. " the ouji half-smiled.
" GREAT! " Goku cheered, " SO! Wanna go practice some lines with me? "
" Sure. " Vegeta nodded.
" YAY! VEGGIE _LOVES_ ME AGAIN!! " the larger saiyajin bounced up and down.
" Just not the lines where I have to interact with you. "
" WAHHHH!! " Goku fell over, " VEH-GEE!!! What's the fun in that!!! "
" Not "fun", just "sane". " Vegeta replied, walking downstairs to the kitchen.
Goku opened his mouth to say something only to have Vegeta whip around and point his finger in Goku's face.
" And if you imitate Kayka's voice one more time I will personally super-glue your mouth shut until the play!! "
Vegeta snarled, then walked off.
" Aw, Veggie's being such a party pooper. " Goku pouted, then nodded in Kayka's voice, " You said it! "


" Wow, it's huge! " Gohan gawked as he and Chi-Chi flew, " That looks more like a small city than a village. " he
turned his head back and forth to get a full view of the many village houses below them. They had slowed down flying and
Chi-Chi was now able to hover at a reasonable speed without needing Gohan to pull her along by the wrist.
" There's where your grandfather's house is. " Chi-Chi pointed to the largest building, " This is where he lives when
he's not at home with us. I used to live in that big house too when I was little. And up there is fire mountain. That's where
our castle used to be until it caught on fire. " she frowned, " Stupid Roshi blew it up because he used such a big kamehameha
to put the fire out. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, " There was a legendary item called the bansho fan which was what we needed
to put it out and still keep our home intact, BUT Muten Roshi mistook it for a heating mitt and threw it out when he got
sauce on it!! " she exclaimed.
" You mean if the fan had been intact you, me, Goten, and Toussan would've all been living in a big castle up there?"
Gohan gasped at the thought.
Chi-Chi nodded, " Pretty much. " she smiled, " Would've been nice. My castle was so beautiful! AND with all our loyal
villagers--not to MENTION the thick castle walls; having that Ouji try to steal my Go-chan would be IMPOSSIBLE!! It was an
impenetrable fortress!! "
" Yeah, except to fire. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY!!! "
" Nothing Kaasan. " he quickly replied.
" Hmm. " Chi-Chi landed on the ground, soon followed by Gohan. There were dozens of people walking around the village
going about their everyday duties. She looked downward, " Hey! We got a new sidewalk here! "
Gohan sighed, " Somehow, Mom, I don't think this would be enough to stop Vegeta. He could easily come in here and
blast all these poor people. "
" Silence Gohan! Have a little faith in the woman WHO GAVE YOU LIFE!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
Gohan's shoulders slumped in deep guilt, " Oww. ::Kaasan's really sensitive about her village:: "
" HEY!! MOVE IT!!! " Chi-Chi and Gohan turned in the direction of the voice to see a random villager who was carrying
a 3 foot high group of packages. He peeked around the side of the the boxes to see Chi-Chi glaring at him, " AHHH!! Princess
Chi-Chi! " the villager gasped, dropping his packages to the ground. Everyone else instantly turned towards her.
" Wow...this is awkward. " Gohan laughed nervously.
The villagers smiled at them with a look between joy and nervousness; happy to see her, yet aware of her temper.
" Hello everyone. " Chi-Chi said pleasantly.
" ... " the villagers continued to stare.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Some of you may be wondering why I've come here. " some of the villagers nodded, " Yes, well
you see I have come here with my son, Gohan--say hello to the villagers, Gohan. "
" Hello. " Gohan grinned, embarassed.
" I have come here with my son because we are all in danger! " a bolt of lightning came down in the backround.
" D--danger, princess Chi-Chi? " a woman said, frightened.
" Yes. Terrible terrible danger! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " An EVIL Ouji has stolen my Goku away and I need your help. "
" "Evil...ouji"?? " the man who had dropped his packages said, blinking.
" Hai, VERY evil! " Chi-Chi scribbled something on a piece of paper, " Like THIS! " she held up a sketch of what
looked like a large, scary, monster-ish looking version of Vegeta. The creature had no pupils and dozens of sharp fangs. It
had claw-like fingers and its hair looked even wilder than the saiyajin it was based on. The monster's mouth was curved into
a villainous psychotic-like grin. Sections of the villagers gasped in horror, " This is Vegeta. He is a pure evil little ouji
who can destroy this entire planet in one foul swoop of his DISGUSTING claws. "
" Psst, Kaasan! Vegeta doesn't have "claws". " Gohan whispered while moving his own fingers back and forth in
demonstration.
" Gohan, how am I supposed to get them hyped up to help me rip the Ouji apart if I merely show them a picture of him
with that smirking know-it-all look on his face! These people were terrified of my father at one point in time when he used
to cause destruction around here! They're not going to be afraid of something shorter than you and me who really doesn't
appear as evil as he actually IS. " Chi-Chi whispered back.
" Vegeta scared me pretty bad when he first landed on Earth. " Gohan admitted.
" You were FIVE! Not to mention the fact that that Ouji's been sucking the life out of us for...Gohan? " the number
escaped her.
" About 12 years. " Gohan thought, his own memory fuzzy on it.
" SEE! " Chi-Chi said, then turned back to the crowd, " DID I MENTION HE'S IMMORTAL AND WILL KILL US ALL ONCE HE HAS
GOKU COMPLETELY IN HIS CLUTCHES!!! "
" Son Goku? Your husband? " the woman asked.
" But I thought you said he was the strongest man on Earth. " the package man was starting to look very afraid.
" He IS. The Ouji used his psychic powers to mentally manipulate Goku's mind into believe things that weren't true. "
Chi-Chi folded her arms, " This Ouji comes from an island that was blown up. He and Goku are the last surviving members of
the people who lived there, called the saiyajin. That Ouji is trying to force Goku's brain into serving him as his
'servant-maid' and NOW his PRINCESS!! " she said with disgust, " GOKU ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT _GENDER_ TO BE A PRINCESS!!! "
" Where does this creature get off doing that sort of thing! " a second woman gawked.
" That's just WRONG. " the man next to her shuddered.
" I SAY WE GRAB A BUNCH OF TORCHES AND FORM AN ANGRY MOB TO KILL THIS "VEGETA"!! " a man near the back screamed
angrily.
" YEAH! " the others cheered.
" WE CAN'T LET SOME SICK, EVIL CREATURE STEAL OUR PRINCESS'S HUSBAND FROM HER!!! "
" YEAH!! "
" WE SHOULD SLICE HIS HEAD OFF AND PARADE AROUND TOWN WITH IT ON A POLE LIKE THEY USED TO DO IN THE MIDDLE AGES!! " a
third woman added.
" YEAH!!!! " the entire village was in an uproar, " KILL THE OUJI! KILL THE OUJI! KILL THE OUJI! " they chanted.
A big satisfied smile covered Chi-Chi's face, " You know Gohan, as much as I'd hate to break up this wonderful little
song of theirs....QUIET!!!! " she screamed, instantly silencing them all, " I can take care of the Ouji myself. What I need
from you is some armor to take him down WITH. There's no way I'm going to be able to survive Vegeta's fire-breathing attacks
without any good armor. "
::Since when does Vegeta breathe FIRE?!:: Gohan sweatdropped.
" Now I want you all to get working on it! The Ouji might come here once I rescue my Go-chan so I want half of you
working on a shield for the town and the other half working on my armor. Goku is legally your prince just as much as _I_ am
your princess so unless you want your future rulers to be dead ones and your town engulfed in the pain and misery inflicted
upon you by 'THE EVIL ONE' I suggest you get working! We have only a set amount of time before Goku's brain has been
completely corrupted to the side of EVIL!!! " Chi-Chi said determinedly.
" Hai princess! " the villagers bowed before her, then went off to work.
Chi-Chi smirked, " I think that well. "
" Kaasan!! Half of what you just told them was LIES! " Gohan exclaimed.
" Not HALF....well, maybe a fourth of it--BUT NO MORE THAN THAT!! " Chi-Chi replied, " I couldn't tell them Vegeta's
from 'outer space'! They'd never believe me!!! "
" And yet they believe this. " Gohan said lamely, " That Vegeta has claws for fingers and psychic powers as he wants
to have Toussan as his princess. That's all FAKE! "
" He DID cast Go-chan as his stupid princess in that play! " Chi-Chi nodded.
" Yeah, but Vegeta said himself he only wants Goku as his servant-maid. And besides, the princess in the play is a
girl! "
" Who happens to know instant transmission and the kamehameha. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" ... "
" ... "
Gohan sighed, " Oh I give up! "


" 'HAHA! I will not allow you to fool my people and feed off my oujo any longer, WITCH! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEMISE!!
!' " Vegeta shouted as he thrust Mirai's borrowed sword forward--and slicing a hole through one of the kitchen cabinets.
Vegeta blinked, " Oops. "
" Wow Veggie, you have all your 'Veggie VS the bad guys' lines down PERFECT! " Goku said, impressed, then noticed
the hole in the cabinet, " Hey little buddy, how'd you get Mirai to lend you his sword? "
" I didn't. " Vegeta replied bluntly, " Besides, I'm his Toussan and if I want to confiscate something of his I have
every right to do it. That and the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI isn't one to ask before taking, he's one to OVERPOWER
HIS FOE WITH HIS INVINSIBLE, UNMATCHABLE STRENGTH AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY HIS!! YAHH!! " he yanked the sword out of
the cabinet and swooshed it around the kitchen a couple times.
" What'll we do about Bulma's cabinet? " Goku pointed to the hole.
" Hmm? " Vegeta glanced at it, then grabbed a piece of duct-tape and slapped it over the hole, " There, no one will
ever know! " he said proudly. Goku sweatdropped.
" SO! " Goku said, changing the subject, " Since little Veggie practically knows all his other lines by heart is he
ready to practice the ones he has with MEEEEEEE~~~~? "
Vegeta grimaced, " I suppose I WOULD look stupid knowing all my lines except THOSE... " he bit his lip, " Alright.
I'll go through them all once with you. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then gave the ouji a quick hug, " Oh I KNEW you'd do it little Veggie! You're a lil sweetie on
the inside ~*AFTER*ALL*~. " he snuggled the smaller saiyajin closer to him.
" ... " all of Vegeta's limbs went limp as his head cocked back; his entire body glowing a bright red, " Heh-heh,
heh-heh-hehhhhh.... " he trailed off, " Oh Kah-keeeeeee.... " the ouji mused, then slowly raised his arm and slapped himself
across the face, causing the redness to fade, " OHHHHH, LET GO OF ME!! " Vegeta snarled as he pushed himself out of the hug,
" ECH!! Disgusting bakayaro! "
" Heeheehee, little Veggie is a liar. " Goku said through muffled chuckling, his hands over his mouth to keep the
ouji from spotting his laughter.
" Are you ready, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta groaned.
" Read--OH! Wait! Wait wait!! " Goku dashed over to the kitchen table and pushed it over towards the counters. he
grabbed a chair and hopped onto the table. The larger saiyajin set the chair down backwards and sat down sideways, " READY! "
he chirped.
" And what is THAT supposed to be? " Vegeta said skeptically.
" The tower I'm being held captive in! " Goku said happily, waving his script in the air as if fanning himself.
" ... " Vegeta stared at the primative-looking 'tower'; bug-eyed, " Ohhh man am I gonna need to drink something
before I do THIS scene. " he muttered with embarassment, then waddled over to the kitchen counter and started mixing together
a strawberry milkshake and added a half-a-spoonful of red wine into the blender with it. He stopped the blender and picked it
up to poor it only to pause and glance up at Goku, who was making fake smoochy-noises down at the ouji. Vegeta turned his
attention back to the shake, his eyes bugged out for the second time. The prince picked up the wine and helplessly poured
half the bottle into the blender, set it down, and turned the machine back on again. Goku cocked his head, confused.
Vegeta poured the mix into a mug and chugged about a quarter of it down, setting the still very-full mug on the
table, " Which page are you on Kakarrotto? " he groaned.
" Silly Veggie! Page 6! That is where we start talking with each other, right? Unless I missed something earlier
on. " Goku thoughtfully flipped through the book.
Vegeta, meanwhile, had found the page and turned bright red, the small remaining non-fuzzied-out portion of his brain
cursing himself for ever placing such words on paper, " Urg... " he got up and closed all the blinds in the room, then shut
and locked every possible door around them.
" Veggie what're you doing? " Goku asked curiously.
" Making sure no one can see me acting; even if it's out of a play; all mushy around Kayka. " he grumbled.
" But, there is no Kayka. _I'M_ "kayka"! " Goku sweatdropped, " I think Veggie shouldn't drink anymore of that
milkshake. He's gonna get all sleeply and faint! "
" Kakarrotto you are in NO position to tell ME when to get "sleepy and faint". Are you ready to start? " Vegeta said,
annoyed.
" Yes little Veggie!! " Goku chirped.
" Good. You just blasted some of the villagers from above with your kamehameha attack. I noticed you were there you
noticed that I noticed you were there. " he said bluntly.
" Oh-kay. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Veggie gonna start or what? " Goku cocked an eyebrow. The ouji looked mentally and physically uncomfortable, " Go
on Veggie, I know you can act pretty good. You're not a bad actor, really. " he coaxed Vegeta on.
" WILL YOU STOP BABYING ME!!! " the ouji snapped. Goku blinked. Vegeta took another swig of his little concoction,
" Now. ''Kaykarrotto''... "
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku looked up from the script. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" THAT'S YOUR BLASTED CUE!!! I SAID KAYKARROTTO, NOT KAKARROTTO; BAKA! " Vegeta yelled, his cheeks heating up.
" Oh. K Veggie!! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up. He coughed a little bit, then smoothed out his squeaky, high-pitched
voice to a sleeker tone to match what he thought Kayka's would sound like, " ''My Prince, in your long-awaited absence our
people have continued their daily lives until two terrible monsters recently decended upon us. One has possessed the
citizens along with our families and is using them as puppets while the other locked me in here. It feeds off my pure energy
. I believe if I were to escape the castle we could easily defeat them both!'' "
Vegeta stared upward in a daze, then chugged some more of his homemade drink to keep from shaking, " We, will..defeat
them both. " he spun around so his back was now facing Goku, " ''Kayka...oh Kayka I haven't stopped thinking about you since
I left. You've be--been on my..mind in many more ways and times than you--you could possibly imagine. These creatures are
nothing! We shall easily defeat them and restore peace to our kingdom! You and, and I are the two str--ongest beings in the
entire universe. Together we can accomplish ANYTHING we desire!! And once, and once we kill off these beasts and Bejito-sei
is at one once again I will ask, I will ask, I will ask, I will ask you for--for your---, ask you for, for, for, your--UGH!!
!!'' " Vegeta screamed suddenly, grabbing the mug and promptly and quickly chuggging the rest of the drink down; his entire
face practically radiating a bright red glow.
" Veh-GEE! Don't drink that fast you'll throw up or get hurt. " Goku said worriedly in his own voice, " I can't let
you get hurt just because you decide to choke on a milkshake you drank way too fast! "
" *hic* " Vegeta hiccuped, turning around, " I'm FINE, Kakarrotto! " he snarled; his nerve-shot body contradicting
wildly to his calm yet aggrivated tone of voice.
" Lil Vedge'ums want me to come down there and give you a hug? " the larger saiyajin said caringly, " It'll make you
feel all better. "
" NO I DO NOT NEED YOUR CODDLING TO MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT THIS EMBARASSING SITUATION!!! " Vegeta yelled
angrily, " Besides, you're locked up there in the tower remember, neh! " he smirked. Goku narrowed his eyes down at the ouji.
" Well maybe I'll just stay up here forever and LET prince Veggie's possessed saiyajins a-ttack and kill him. " Goku
said stubbornly, folding his arms.
" ... "
" ... "
" You don't mean that, do you? " the ouji squeaked out, slightly hurt.
Goku's face broke into a grin, " Of course not little Veggie! I LOVE YOU! "
" *RING*RING*RING*!! " the phone beside Vegeta.
" Ugh, what now! " he picked it up.
" Goku. " Chi-Chi's voice said on the other end of the phone. A wide, menacing smirk covered Vegeta's face as he
tried to surpress a few evil snickers.
" I'm sorry Onna, there's no one at this house named 'Goku'. Only Kakay and I. " Vegeta chuckled.
" Heeheeheehee! " Goku giggled from up on his chair, " Lemmie talk to Chi-chan Veggie!! " he reached his arms out.
" You can't talk to her the phone won't reach you up there! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Up where? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" Oh, nothing. Kakarrotto-chan and I are practicing our lines for the play *together* and for realism's shake Kakay
built himself a little tower out of the furniture. I'm going to climb up there and rescue him. " Vegeta smirked.
" SAVE ME VEGGIE!! " Goku laughed, handing over the edge of the chair.
" Aww, you should see Kakay in his new costume. Kakay looks VERY lovely in it. " the ouji rubbed his hands together.
" Little Veggie thinks my costume is preeeeettty? " Goku grinned, " Awwwww, I KNEW Veggie liked it! " he said w/big
sparkily eyes.
Vegeta slapped his hand over his mouth, twitching.
" Ouji, give Goku the phone NOW. " Chi-Chi hissed, " I NEED TO TALK TO HIM!! THIS IS IMPORTANT! "
" Well you're going to have to wait till the ending scene then. " Vegeta nodded, " Because right now Kakay's locked
in the tower awaiting his ruler's arrival to save him. And I can't save Kakay and whisk him away someplace exotic if I'm on
the phone talking to you now can I? " the ouji boasted.
" GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi roared over the phone, nearly destroying Vegeta's eardrum.
The ouji clutched his ear in pain and unintentionally dropped the phone by doing so, " GOKU I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!! "
" My ear.... " Vegeta whimpered, " I think its gonna bleed! "
" CHI-CHAN!! YOU MADE VEGGIE'S EAR HURT!! " Goku whined loud enough for her to hear him.
" WELL TOO BAD!! NOW YOU COME DOWN HERE AND TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM SEEING THE LITTLE MONSTER
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!!! " Chi-Chi shouted, enraged.
" Coming Chi-chan! " the larger saiyajin gulped and hopped down off his tower. He picked up the phone while Vegeta
wobbled over to a nearby chair to sit down, still clutching his ear with his hand. Goku looked over at the little ouji,
" Veggie you oh-kay? " he said, worried.
" No, go ahead Kakarrotto, just ignore my THROBBING HEAD WOUND due to the UTTERLY RIDICULOUS LOUD VOICE Onna has and
continue with your little coversation. I'll just sit here and DIE. " he sobbed overdramatically.
" Ohhhhh, little Veh-geeee.. " Goku's eyes watered, " How could you hurt Veggie's ear like that Chi-chan! " he
sniffled.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, staring at the phone in disgust, " I'm not TRYING to hurt his ear, Go-chan. I just needed your
opinion on something--WHAT KIND OF COSTUME ARE YOU WEARING!!! "
" My *priiincess* costume for the play. " the large saiyajin blushed, " It's *VERY PRETTY*. Goggie got it for me and
it looks just like Veggie's drawing wait'll you see it it's so comfortable and niiiice! " Goku grinned, " I've even got a
REAL saiyajin oujo crown too! I feel so SPECIAL and IMPORTANT! "
Vegeta thunked his head on the counter in grief.
" So it's a dress. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Uh-huh. "
" You're wearing...a dress. "
" Uh-huh. "
" ...Goku I'm giving you five minutes and if you aren't out of that ouji's 'princess dress' by the time five minutes
is up I'm personally going to come down there, rip it to pieces, slice that 'crown' of yours in two, and we're going to try
out that new collar of yours to see if it works. " she said sternly.
" But Chi-chan-- "
" *click*! " Chi-Chi hung up suddenly.
Goku sighed, " It's not fair. I like my oujo crown. I like playing with Veggie. "
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at him, " What "new collar"? "
" Chi-chan bought me this collar that electricutes any evil ki within a foot of it with a very painful shock. " Goku
said, frowning.
" Where'd she get that? "
" Internet. "
The ouji stood up, still holding his ear. He smirked, " Kakarrotto I believe Onna has just given me the inspiration
not only to continue mushy-acting back and forth with you on this practice BUT also given me an idea. " he let go of his ear
and grabbed two very large pans and held one in each hand, " Alright, hit the re-dial button on the phone. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said happily, pressing the button.
" *RIIING*RIIING* " Chi-Chi's cell phone shook. She took out out from her pocket, " Hello? "
Vegeta raised the pans like two cymbols and slammed them together directly over the phone's mouth piece, " *GONNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!! "
" WAHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi yelped in pain, pulling her cell phone away from her ear. Vegeta happily took the phone from
Goku and hung up, " OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! " she screamed.
" Well, that was fulfilling. " the ouji said happily. He put the two pans back in the drawer, " Heh-heh-heh, for a
second there while I was reading my part I almost forgot my motivation. KAKARROTTO! We are going to put on the BEST acting
performances of our lives!! " Vegeta said determindly, then snickered, " You know, for Onna's sake. " he grinned wickedly
while evil little thoughts began to form in his head.
" YAY FOR VEGGIE! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!! " Goku cheered, then hopped back up 'into' his 'tower'.
Vegeta bravely picked up his script and held the borrowed sword he had swiped from Mirai up above his head in his
free hand, " Together we can accomplish ANYTHING we desire!! And once we kill off these beasts and Bejito-sei is at one once
again I will ask for your hand and we shall rule over the entire universe together side-by-side for all of eternity!!! Kayka,
my love, these creatures are the only thing standing in the way of our true happiness! And I firmly believe we can beat
them. " he said passionately.
The larger saiyajin smiled at the ouji's no-longer-stuttering-shuddering-wreck attitude. Goku adjusted his voice to
Kayka's tone while coughing a bit, " The one downstairs by the gate could be easily defeated. Once he is gone the spell upon
the others will be lifted! And knowing how powerful the second demon is we will need every one of them to help us defeat her,
ouji-sama. " 'Kayka' said, then gasped suddenly, " 'Someone's coming!' "
" *BOOM!!* " both saiyajin froze as out of nowhere a giant metal object bombarded through the wall between the
kitchen and the living room.
" AHHH!!! IT REALLY _IS_ ONE OF THE DEMONS!!! " Goku screamed in his normal voice as Vegeta paled. The creature
grinned exposing it's teeth and a hatch opened up in its belly to expose Bulma.
" Hi guys! " she said cheerfully, " Like the 'monster'! " Bulma pointed upwards at it.
Vegeta fainted from shock.
" WOW BULMA THAT IS SO COOL!!! " Goku lept down off the table and ran towards her, " Oh wow! I can't believe it! It
looks just like the one Veggie drew! "
" I based them both off his sketches. " Bulma happily patted the freeza-looking one she was inside, " The other one
is downstairs. It's just that this one's bigger and I'm near-finished with it. All I have left to do is the paint, and that
shouldn't take long with Dad's robots to help me! "
" Can I help you paint, Bulma!!! " Goku said excitedly.
" Sure Son-kun! " Bulma smiled, then warned him, " But you'll have to change back into your gi first. I'd hate to
think what we'd do if you got paint all over that, *snicker* outfit of yours. "
" Hey, it's not funny, it's comfy. Like a nightie. " Goku defended the costume, patting it, " Course I wouldn't have
designed it so, well, frilly....but hey who's to argue with little Veggie on that! " he grinned, pointing to the
half-consious ouji.
" Huh-wha??? " Vegeta sat up, dizzy.
" Little Veggie we're gonna go help Bulma paint! " Goku bounced up and down happily, then pulled the ouji to his
feet, " You don't have a problem with that, do you my prince? After all, you're always such a big help to me. " Kayka's voice
said. A dazed look covered the ouji's face. Vegeta let out a little giggle and fainted again, falling right out of the other
saiyajin's arms and hitting the floor. Goku grinned, then said in his own voice, " I THINK THAT'S A YES!! "


" IIIIIIII'VE been working on the railroad! All the livelong dayyyyy, DOO doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO, just to pass
the time a-way! CAN you hear the whistle blow-ING, rise up so early in the morn! La, la la la la la la la, and I don't know
the rest of the SONG, so I'll hum! Hum-hum humhumhum hum hum hum hum HUMM HUM, hum hum hum hum HUMHUM Humhumhumhumhum-- "
" --KAKARROTTO WILL YOU SHUT UP!! " Vegeta snapped at him. He, Goku, Bulma, and Dr. Brief's robots were painting the
machines to represent the villains; seeing as there was no way they were going to have Freeza in the play even though he was
already dead; and the fact that Chi-Chi had mysteriously yet angrily left right after she read Vegeta's play.
" Oh give him a break Vegeta. " Bulma said, then smiled, " Besides I happen to like Goku's singing voice. He's a
falsetto. "
" Oh he's a false SOMETHING, that's for sure. " Vegeta grumbled as he continued to apply the violet paint to the
machine.
" No Vegeta, I mean Goku's voice is higher-pitched than normal. People who sing in higher tones are called falsetto
and those who sing in lower tones, like Piccolo or even yourself-- "
" --Piccolo doesn't sing. " Goku said in the backround.
" --are called sopranos because of the deeper singing voice. " Bulma finished explaining.
" Bulma, the next time I'm in need of a lecture on music I'll call you. " Vegeta sarcastically remarked.
" Hey! Little Veggie should be HAPPY my voice is so high. I wouldn't be able to make Kayka's voice if I sounded like
you! " Goku laughed at the thought.
Vegeta grimaced, " Higher voices ARE common among type 3 peasants. "
" HELLO!! " two happy voices said from behind them.
Goku's eyes lit up, " GOGGIE! AND JI-CHAN!! " he spun around to see the two fusions standing behind them.
" What are you here for THIS time? Going to give Kakarrotto the royal necklace TOO? " Vegeta exclaimed, frustrated,
" You ALREADY gave him the stinkin crown so he thinks he's an offical oujo so WHY NOT!! "
Goku paused from admiring the fancy crown on his head and glanced back at the group, semi-embarassed, " Heh-heh-heh.
Princess. "
Vegeta turned from Goku back to the fusions, " WELL?! "
" Sorry about that Mommy. " Vejitto said between chuckles.
" HAHAHA! I'm not sorry, it's FUNNY! " Gogeta grinned, then recieved a bop on the head by Vegeta, " Oww! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vejitto laughed, then yelped as the ouji bopped him over the head as well, " HEY!! "
" You were laughing at my plight as well! " Vegeta shook his fist at the older fusion.
" Uh-uh. I was laughing at Goggie's. " Vejitto pointed to his brother, who reached over to bop him in defense only to
have Goku stop him and shake his finger at him. Gogeta frowned and folded his arms stubbornly.
" Aw, poo. " the fusion pouted.
" What brings you two here? " Bulma asked the fusions, " Here to help us? " she smiled.
" In fact, we ARE here to help! " Vejitto said cheerfully.
" Heehee! " Gogeta grinned, " We figured that you'd need some extras for the saiyajin village, seeing as how we're
the only 4 full-blooded saiyajins left. " motioned to Vejitto, who let out a whistle. Dozens of little heads popped up from
various places in Bulma's lab. Bulma's jaw hung open in disbelief while Goku looked on with huge sparkily eyes. Vegeta
backed up only to have his knees go weak and fall backwards onto his butt. Over sixty smally saiyajin children smiled at
them all in wonder, " Oooh ooh ooh! Guess what else! " Gogeta said, pulling one of the saiyajins over infront of him. It
was wearing a kame-school gi and was completely identical to Gogeta, " THIS ONE'S ME!!! " he gave his chibi self a hug from
behind.
" Hahaha! " the little kid laughed.
" Wow....look at all the little kids, Veggie... " Goku said in wonder, still w/the big sparkiliy eyes.
" We found them in an alternate timeline using Gogeta's time machine he took from his timeline's Mirai Trunks! "
Vejitto explained.
" So all these children are from a timeline where...we're all children? " Bulma said, confused.
" Actually in their timeline the only major difference is their Kakarrotto has in addition to his super saiyajin
strength, INCREDIBLE psychic powers! He can make things appear out of thin air and force thoughts upon the minds of others
and brainwash people merely by using his BRAIN!! " Vejitto grinned, " He was VERY impressive! " he clasped his hands
together.
" A Kakarrotto with superior psychic abilities? " Vegeta murmured, shuddering at the thought.
" Did he MAKE your counterparts turn into chibis? " Bulma gasped while Goku waddled towards some of the other chibi
saiyajins, still in a dreamy, hypnotic daze.
" Nuh-uh. They were made the old fashioned fusion-baby way! " Vejitto said.
" AND all these other saiyajin kids--THEY'RE OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! " Gogeta squealed.
" WAHH! " Vegeta fainted.
Several of the fusion-baby children waddled over to Vegeta. One sat on his stomach and poked him in the forehead.
Vegeta opened one eye and got a good look at the trio. He lept to his feet screaming bloody murder, " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHH AHHH AHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THEM
BACK!!! TAKE THEM BACK!!! " Vegeta backed up till he hit the wall, shaking.
" But, they're just here to be extras in the play, like us! " Vejitto grinned.
" Hello. " Goku squeaked out as he bent down to see half a dozen of the little saiyajin chibis, " My name's Son Goku.
Who are you? "
" MOMMY!!! " they squealed, tackling Goku and hugging themselves around his limbs and waist.
" ...Ohhhh... " Goku trailed off, his eyes back to normal however his face now glowing a bright pink, " Veggie? " he
turned in Vegeta's direction. The ouji cocked an eyebrow at him.
" Kakarrotto what are you-- "
" --they called me *MOMMY*, Veggie... " a little smile crossed Goku's face.
Vegeta's eyes widened and he stepped back a couple feet away from Goku, then turned his attention in another
direction, panic engulfing his body, " VE..JI..TTO.. " he gritted through his teeth as he grabbed the fusion by the collar
and pulled him down to his height, " WHY...ARE THEY CALLING...KAKARROTTO.."MOMMY"!!! "
" Cuz he created them by zapping them into existance with his mind. " Vejitto answered, confused.
" ...oh. " the ouji seemed slightly relieved, " WAITAMINUTE YOU JUST SAID THEY WERE MADE "THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" NOT
EVEN 20 LINES AGO!! "
" I did? " Vejitto blinked, then looked upwards and grinned, " OHHH! I DID! "
" SO WHICH IS IT!!! "
" Hmm? "
" Well?! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" ...I forget. " Vejitto grinned cheesily.
" UGH! " Vegeta dropped him to the floor, " HALF-KAKA'D BAKAYARO!! YOU TALKED TO THIS OTHER TIMELINE'S
PSYCHICLY-SUPERIOR VERSION OF KAKARROTTO WHO CAN THINGS INTO EXISTANCE OUT OF THIN AIR AND YOU FORGET WHETHER HE TOLD YOU
HE ZAPPED ALL THESE OTHER HALF-KAKA CHILDREN INTO EXISTANCE OR LITERALLY BELTED THEM OUT OF HIS OWN BODY!!!! "
" I can do that? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" NO YOU CAN'T, IDIOT!! " Vegeta yelled at him. Goku frowned, then perked up.
" Say if the other timeline's me can just use his mind to make fusion-babies appear out of thin air then can I keep
these? " Goku raised his arms; each one with two chibi saiyajins hugging onto it. There were four more hugging onto Goku's
legs, three on his tail, and one brave little chibi was hugging around Goku's neck and trying not to fall off. Goku grinned,
" THEY LOVE ME!! "
" WILL YOU PUT THOSE DOWN THEY AREN'T YOURS!!! " Vegeta screamed at him.
" Oh, I think they're kinda cute. " Bulma picked up one. The chibi saiyajin smiled at her, then let out an excited
ear-piercing squeal.
" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Bulma's eyelid twitched as she could feel her ear-drums pounding with pain, " Or maybe it is a better idea just to
send them back home after the show. " she said weakly.
" And just where are we supposed to keep them all until the play? " Vegeta said skeptically.
" DADDY!! " another chibi squealed, hugging onto Vegeta's leg. The ouji sweatdropped.
" I'M NOT YOUR DADDY!! " he screamed down at it, terrified at the thought.
" Yeah, that's right. You're Mommy. " Vejitto smiled. Vegeta glared at him, " Well, at least to ME, I think of you as
the Mommy. "
" They all agree with me so you're over-ruled! " Gogeta chirped, one of the chibis sitting ontop of his head,
giggling.
Both Vejitto and Vegeta glared at him.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Gogeta laughed nervously, " Why don't you just keep them all out in the backyard, that's where they
were at their house when we first got there. "
" Gogeta, it's 21'F outside here. " Bulma explained. Gogeta frowned.
" Oh. It was summer there. "
" I suppose that explains all the kaka-gi's. " Vegeta muttered. Indeed all the chibi saiyajins were sporting the
blue and orange gi uniforms.
Several boy and girl chibis climbed up onto Bulma's lab table and started playing with the chemicals.
Bulma sweatdropped.
" We REALLY need someplace to put them all where they won't cause any trouble. Someplace where they'll all stay put
without moving until we need to take them to the set. " Bulma nodded.
" HA! " Vegeta laughed mockingly, " You expect ANYTHING with Kakarrotto's dna inside it to sit still in one place for
MORE than 5 seconds! What could POSSIBLY grab and hold saiyajin children's attention for that long!! "


" Now who do we ask for help, when we don't know which way to go? "
" THE MAP! " all the chibi saiyajins, fusion-babies, and Goku said happily as they stared at the tv screen. Their
heads bobbing along with the snappy music that started to play; big smiles on their faces.
" Wow Vegeta, I have to say this was pretty smart thinking on your part. " Bulma said, impressed.
" Heh-heh. " the ouji smirked, nodding proudly.
" If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the map, I'm the map I'm the map. If there's a
place you got to get, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map. I'm the map I'm the map. I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map
I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map-- "
" On second thought maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. " Bulma and Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Kakarrotto! Get over here! " Vegeta called out to him. Goku grinned and stood up, then walked over to him.
" Yeah little Veggie? "
" First of all, there's a chibi on your tail. " Vegeta pointed to him. Goku looked over his shoulder to see a little
girl saiyajin with pigtails hugging onto his tail.
" Mommy Mommy Mommy!! "
Goku picked the chibi up off his tail and gently set her back down on the floor, " Go watch the rest of the show with
your brothers and sisters oh-kay? "
" K! " she chirped and ran off.
" Remember! Mommy loves you! " the larger saiyajin patted her on the head. She giggled and sat down in Goku's empty
spot on the floor.
" Veggie, Bulma, I really really REALLY wanna keep them. " Goku turned back to his friends with a big grin on his
face.
" YOU CAN'T!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " If you want childhood aged fusion-babies so bad then you get your own psychic
powers and create some using YOUR mind! "
" Veggie is it possible for me to have fusion-babies the natural way? "
" ... "
" ... "
" Anyway Kakarrotto I need you to help me move the backround paintings for the set across the street so it's all
ready for when Bulma brings the capsules she put the town, monsters, and the castle in. You also need to help me move the
horse. "
" Veggie didn't answer my question! " Goku sweatdropped.
" Yes Vegeta, you didn't answer Goku's-- " Bulma added.
" --Kakarrotto have you ever riden a horse before? " Vegeta asked him, interupting Bulma, who only groaned in
response.
" No Veggie I haven't. " Goku replied.
" Good, because I'm not going to LET you ride the horse. " he said just as a rather large white horse walked into the
living room from behind them.
" HORSEY!! " Goku cheered, preparing to jump ontop of it. Vegeta beat him to it and sat on the saddle, " Is Veggie
gonna let me ride WITH him on the horsey? "
" No, Veggie is NOT going to let you ride with him on the horsey. I have enough distractions as it is without you
coming up here and playing back-seat driver to me! " Vegeta snorted, then tapped the horse, " Giddyup! " the horse started
to trot through the living room and outside onto the front lawn.
" Aww, little Veggie looks so heroic on his big horsey. " Goku said cheerfully.
The ouji looked over his shoulder and grinned boastfully, " Why thank you Kaka--oww! " Vegeta yelped as his head hit
the ceiling on exit, then ducked under.
" Hahaha, silly Veggie! " Goku pointed at him.
" That must be the first time I've ever seen him actually REACH the top of the doorway. " Bulma chuckled.
" I'm gonna go help him! " Goku said, smiling as he ran outside and hopped ontop of the horse, squeezing in behind
Vegeta, " Howdy sheriff! Heeheehee! " he giggled. Vegeta felt a vein bulge on his forehead.
" Kakarrotto WHAT did I tell you about the horse! " he gritted his teeth.
" *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*!! " both saiyajins paused as Goku's front gi pocket began to vibrate.
" My cell phone! " Goku squealed, pulling it out, " Chi-chan gave it to me for Christmas so she can always know where
I am! " he gave the ouji a big warm smile.
" Well isn't that comforting. " Vegeta said dryly.
" Hello? " Goku said into the phone.
" Go-chan! " Chi-Chi exclaimed happily, " Oh Goku you won't believe this fabulous costume my villagers helped me
make it's BEAUTIFUL! And you won't believe my helmet, it's just-- "
" *NEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY*!!! "
" What was that? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" Oh, that was the horse. " Goku replied, patting the horse's side.
" Horse? What horse? "
" Didn't Kakay tell you Onna? We're riding off into the sunset together. " another voice snickered sneakily over the
phone.
" We are? " Goku's eyes widened in wonderment.
" OUJI!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Onna. " he calmly replied.
" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM ON A _HORSE_, OUJI! " Chi-Chi exclaimed in rage.
" Oh, I dunno. " Vegeta said into Goku's phone. He looked up smoothly at the other saiyajin, " Where do YOU wanna go
today Kakay? Someplace warm, someplace exotic. Someplace far far away. " Vegeta patted Goku's arm. The larger saiyajin
giggled embarassingly in response, " We had so much fun today practicing our lines together. " he said into the phone, " And
just maybe if Kakay's a good little peasant, we might practice the ending together. "
" That's the part where Veggie gives me a big 'ol mushy Veggie-smooch! " Goku added. The ouji's face went bright red
and every single thought within his brain disintigrated.
" HE'S NOT GIVING YOU _ANY_ KISS AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
" Aww, don't worry Chi-chan. I'm sure Veggie will make sure he does a nice one. " Goku patted the bright-red-faced,
temporarily-brain-dead ouji on the head, " If Veggie's smoochies are as good as his hugs I'm sure we'll be fine! "
Vegeta lost all feeling in his body and slumped down onto his stomach on the horse, his arms and legs dangling over
either side.
" Oh! Did Veggie tell you what Ji-chan and Goggie brought us for the play? " he giggled impishly while rubbing the
glowing ouji's back with his free hand. The smaller saiyajin let out an overly content sigh.
" NO Goku, I DON'T want to hear what those SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS bought you and the Ouji. " she said in disgust.
" But they're so cute! " Goku whined.
" I don't care! Now I want you to get off that horse right now and let that Ouji ride off to whatever 'exotic,
romantic' place he's headed without you! I want you to tell him I'm the only romance person you need! " Chi-Chi huffed.
" Actually Chi-chan, little Veggie IS slightly more romantic than you are. " the large saiyajin twiddled his thumbs.
" WHAT!!! IS HE DRUGGING YOU UP OR SOMETHING?! THAT OUJI IS EVIL, GOKU!! EVIL PEOPLE AREN'T ROMANTIC! THEY'RE WICKED
AND CRUEL AND DESTORY THINGS!!! " Chi-Chi ranted.
" Well, what I mean to say is, I think, umm, Veggie..Veggie. Um, *sigh*. OH! Oh-kay I got it. Chi-chan can be really
sweet to me, but little Veggie can be really really really REALLY sweet to me. " Goku thought hard. He smiled warmly.
" Acting; Goku. The Ouji was ACTING! ACTING IS ALL LIES!! TERRIBLE, SICKENING LIES THAT ARE CREATED IN HIS DISGUSTING
OUJI-BRAIN AND PUT ON PAPER SO HE CAN PERFORM HIS SICK ACTS OF PLEASURE UPON YO--- "
" *click* " Goku shut his phone off, starting to get flustered, " That's not true. " he put it back in his pocket,
" Little Veggie doesn't lie to me like that. And he's not interested in performing ANY 'sick acts' on me. " he dismissed it,
then glanced over at Vegeta, " Right, little Vedge'ums? " Goku said to the still-glowing ouji.
" Na peqqe noma la fashana Kah-kyyyyyyyyyy.... " the dazed Vegeta murmured in his native language.
" ...sure! Whatever you said! " Goku patted the ouji on the head, then tapped either side of the horse in a similar
fashion as Vegeta had done earlier, " Giddyup! " the horse trotted across the street. The now squishy-to-the-touch ouji
bouncing slightly from side to side as they went until he slid off about halfway up the community center's front lawn. Goku
froze as the sound of the horse's hooves stepping on something squishy could be heard from below him, " AHHH!! VEGGIE!! " he
pulled hard on the reins, causing the horse to jump back onto it's hind legs. Goku grabbed the slightly stepped-on ouji and
pulled him back up onto the horse.
" Uhhhh... " Vegeta's head bobbed back and forth, getting closer to regaining consious thought.
" Oh VEGGIE! " Goku looked down at the ouji's now slightly-dirty back armor and rubbed it clean with one of his
wristbands, " Veggie are you oh-kay? " he said, worried.
" I'm fiiiiiiiine, Kakarrotto... " Vegeta smiled dizzily, then fainted.
" Poor little Veggie! I'm gonna have to take you home to have a nice long nap before the show starts. " Goku nodded.
" Mmmkay. " the ouji mumbled in unconsiousness. Goku brought the horse inside and carried the ouji back outside.
" Don't worry little buddy! " Goku said warmly, " Everything's gonna be just fine! You wait and see! " he paused
suddenly, " Hmm, I wonder how all our fusion-babies are doing. "



" Do you see a clue? " the tv said as the dozens of fusion children sat before it.
" I see it! It's on the refridgerator! " one of the boys said anxiously, pointing at the tv.
" Behind me? "
" Yeah! Behind you behind yoooooouuuu!!! " he grinned excitedly.
" Oh! There it is! You found a clue! "
" YAY!!! " the fusion-baby grinned in a Goku-ish way, " I'm so special! "
" Heeheehee, heeheeheehee. " Bura happily wandered out of her upstairs room carrying an armful of paper and crayons,
" Toussan's just gonna LOVE the congradulations-on-your-play card I'm gonna make for him! " she smiled, then lightly glanced
over the railing at the 65 fusion-babies; Gogeta and Vejitto included, then continued on walking only to freeze a second
later. The eight-year-old spun around and leaned over the railing in disbelief, " Ohh my goodness.... " her eyes widened to
an enormous size, " YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE!!! "
Instantly the large gang of 5 year olds turned their heads up towards her. Vejitto gulped nervously and Gogeta
grinned up at her.
" HI BURA! DID YOU MEET OUR LITTLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS YET? " Gogeta shouted.
" Your bruh-bruh-bruh--brothers and sisters?? " Bura gasped. A delighted grin covered her face, " YOUR BROTHERS AND
SISTERS!! " she dropped her art supplies and dashed down the stairs, " Where did they all come from? "
" Heeheehee! Kakarrotto's the mommy! " Vejitto nodded, patting one of the chibis on the head. It smiled up at him.
" Kakarroujo?! You mean they are Toussan and Kakarroujo's just like you two!! " she gawked.
" Well, sort of, in a way. " Gogeta said, confused.
" HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN KEEPING ALL THESE CHIBI FUSIONS AWAY FROM ME!! " Bura exclaimed, picking up one and hugging
it.
" They're from another timeline. " Vejitto explained.
" Where Goku-san's psychic powers like reading minds and teleporting are like 100 times stronger than they are now! "
Gogeta grinned, " He was so cool! Making food and stuff appear with his mind and using mental telepathy to control people's
movements and thoughts. "
" AND if he's mad at someone he can banish them from existance. " Vejitto added, then frowned, " But Daddy doesn't do
that often cuz it's really really hard to bring them back. " he turned to Gogeta, " It's like that twilight zone episode with
the little kid that takes over the town and banishes people he doesn't like to the cornfield. Only with someone good having
the mind-control powers instead. "
" Haha! You should see what he has poor Toussan do, Bura. He has him in a little blue gi and can make him do the hula
dance! " Gogeta laughed.
" Hula dance? " Bura blinked in surprise while cudding one of the giggling chibis.
" He even zapped a little grass skirt and flower necklace on Toussan for eee-ffect. " Gogeta grinned widely, " It was
SO FUNNY! "
The door was suddenly kicked open and a figure dashed inside, " Hi Goggie! Hi Ji-chan! Hi Bura! Hi fusion-babies! I
gotta take Veggie upstairs so he can nap cuz he got hurt when he fell off the horsey and it stepped on him! " Goku said
quickly, then clutched the little ouji tighter and ran upstairs into Vegeta's room, then closed the door behind him, " I
want you to sleep now oh-kay little Veggie? " he said comfortingly as he pulled the covers back off Vegeta's bed and plopped
the ouji down, then covered him with the sheets, " You just rest here like a good Veggie and I'll come and wake you up for
the show. " Goku patted Vegeta's stomach, then watches as the prince rolled over onto his side with his back now facing
Goku. The larger saiyajin smiled, " Aww, little Veggie cute! " he clasped his hands together. Bura burst into the room.
" KAKARROUJO!! " she happily exclaimed, holding a fusion-baby under each arm, a boy and a girl, " I heard all these
little saiyajins who look just like you and Toussan are from another timeline! Are we gonna keep 'um? "
" I wanna, " Goku patted Vegeta on the side one more time and walked over to where Bura was standing, " But I dunno
if everyone's gonna let me. "
" Well just hide them then! " Bura pouted, " Look how *CUTE* they are! " she held the them both up. The two fusions
were completely unique versions of what a fused chibi Goku and chibi Vegeta might have looked like. Their relation to their
siblings Vejitto and Gogeta completely obvious.
" Yeah, they ARE cute, huh. " Goku giggled as he bent down to the chibis height.
" MOMMY!! " they both squealed, latching onto his legs.
Goku grinned, " I like this. Being a Mommy is fun! "
" You can't keep them though, we have to return them along with our payment for borrowing them to their REAL Mommy as
soon as they're done in the play. " Vejitto poked his head inside, a cautious look on his face.
" Payment? How much are you paying the other me to rent all these fusion-babies? " Goku said, surprised, " If it was
this me I would easily let you borrow for free. "
" We need to get them safe and back in one piece. " Gogeta poked his head in also, " We are supposed to pay the other
you in veggies. "
" Veggies??? " Goku blinked, confused. He glanced over at the sleeping veggie in the bed, " You mean VEGGIE veggies
or a kind of money called veggies? "
" We need to bring back 2 veggies to him as payment. We're supposed to get them in two other timelines. " Vejitto
explained, " But why that instead of just create 2 more with his mind I'll NEVER know. "
" He probably wants authenticity. " Gogeta nodded, saying the last word slowly so he could pronounce it clearer.
" But what would I need two more Veggie's for? And wouldn't that make the first Veggie jealous? " Goku said.
" Not when you can brainwash their minds with a simple thought pattern! " Gogeta said cheerfully, " They'll act and
treat you anyway you want with THAT type of psychic power! "
" Heck, they'll go out and pick daffodils for you if you brainwash 'um as clean as that super-psychic you does! "
Vejitto laughed at the thought.
" I don't know if I'd wanna mess with Veggie's brain. " Goku said uneasily, thinking about it. Vegeta rolled onto his
back and leaned his head back, then let out a large yawn. The other saiyajin stared at the ouji, " Is that other me NUTS!?
How can you mess with a little buddy like THIS! " he grinned at the snoozing prince, " AND, seeing as little Veggie's
getting his much-needed beauty-rest, I would like to volunteer Ji-chan and Goggie to help me move the rest of the set over
to the community center a-cross the street! "
" Ohhhhh... " the fusions groaned, large sweatdrops on the sides of their heads.
" How much do we have to carry? " Gogeta pouted.
Goku handed each of them a capsule corp capsule, " TA-DA!! " he exclaimed, little trumpets blaring in the backround
for a moment.
Gogeta and Vejitto grinned, " Wow, " Gogeta said, " This is gonna be easy! "


" Wow, this was so easy! " Gogeta gasped in awe as they both stood before the set of the play. The capsules making
placing the set as easy as simply unlocking the caps and throughing them on the stage floor.
" Mmm-hmm! " Vejitto nodded happily, then froze as he felt something move out of the corner of his eye, " What was
that? " he felt a mix of terror and anger.
" What was what? " Gogeta blinked, cocking his head.
" Didn't you just sense that ki of pure vicious evil flash by us? " Vejitto exclaimed.
" Umm, nooooooooo. " the younger fusion responded.
" Huh. " Vejitto stood there, staring off in the general direction of the empty audiance seats, " Very strange. " he
observed.
" Forget about it Ji-kun! " Gogeta patted his shoulder, " Let's get out of here. " he said, leaving, " Besides, if
we stay here all day who's gonna keep all our little brothers and sisters under control. Not to mention the chibi us! "
" Ohhh, alright. " Vejitto said, following him outside. He smiled more confidentally, " I'm sure that ki was
absolutely nothing! Probably an evil squirrel or a chipmunk or something. " he laughed it off as a pair of eyes watched the
two fusions.
" That's what you think. "
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2:38 AM 1/26/2003
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: (grinning) That it is, that it is.
Goku: (singing) Hoo-ray one chapter left to go!
Vegeta: (sitting down in his seat w/his arms folded and in the servant-maid uniform) (hisses) SSSS!!
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: Serves him right for trying to use that loophole.
Vegeta: I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling directions!
Goku: Veggie should follow the cooking directions on food before eating. He could get sick and food poisoning. (cheerfully)
And we all don't want that now DO we? (grins and pats Veggie on the head) (sweetly) Since little Veggie is my temporary maid
would he mind fluffing up my pillow?
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) You don't HAVE a pillow! (turns to Goku to see a blank look on his face and a large pillow
squeezed between him and the back of his chair) How the--but that wasn't there a second ag---(groans) Sometimes you really
REALLY do creep me out, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (big shiny smile)
Vegeta: (flatly) Uh-huh. (gets up and fluffs the pillow, then sits back down)
Goku: Thank you Veggie.
Chuquita: (snickering) Yeah, 'thank you Veggie'.
Vegeta: (glares at them both) Bakayaros.
Chuquita: OH! (happily) I got lucky today and got the first US shounen jump (EVERYplace has the 2nd one) and this is the
one where Veggie first gets his 'badman' shirt and his BRIGHT YELLOW PANTS.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Must you proclaim it over the mountaintops!
Chuquita: (protests) But it's funny.
Goku: Heeheehee, YELLOW PANTS.
Chuquita: BRIGHT yellow pants.
Goku: Haha! (nods)
Vegeta: Will you cut it out!
Chuquita: Oh you're just grumpy because you've been punished.
Vegeta: ...
Goku: (giggles) Veggie knows you're right so he's keeping himself silent.
Chuquita: Shame the manga (since its blank-and-white) doesn't give the same humorous appearance because the cracks on
Veggie's pink shirt aren't even in the comic-storyline. You can't even tell what color it is unless you've seen the episodes!
Goku: At least if Veggie ever got lost in that outfit you could spot him miles away.
Chuquita: They also cut out Chi-Chi attacking Roshi with a sword when he says Son-kun doesn't want to come home right away
cuz he's scared of her.
Vegeta: (smirks) Of course Kakay's SCARED of Onna. She'd probably slice that sword straight through his kaka-heart if he said
something wrong to her.
Goku: (confused) (cocks his head) Something WRONG, Veggie?
Vegeta: Yes, you know, like 'Chi-Chi, you're ugly and in self-denial that I love Veggie more than you so I'm kicking you out
of my house and sending you to go live back at your quaint little village on the mountain'.
Goku: (falls over) I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!
Vegeta: You should, it'd be the first step in saying NO to being abused by your spouse.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Chi-chan doesn't ABUSE me....................much.
Vegeta: HA! See! (thinks) I wonder if there's anyone I could report Onna to about this sort of thing.
Chuquita: Umm, I'm not sure...
Goku: Veggie not gonna get Chi-chan locked away in some rehibilation center, is he? (stares at Veggie w/big round eyes)
Vegeta: ...umm.... (cheerfully) No, of course not. (pats Goku on the head)
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee. (grins slyly at Veggie) Little Vedge'ums better not be lying to meeee~~~
Vegeta: (gasp) Do I look like someone who would LIE to the very person I RULE over?
Goku: ... (no comment)
Vegeta: Hmph! (grumbles) So much for confidence in your leader.
Chuquita: Hey, you're the same 'leader' who tried to warp Son-kun's mind with a mind-warping soft-drink!
Vegeta: It was a milkshake!
Goku: Mmmmm...milkshakes....
Vegeta: (smirks at Chu) I see we've gone back to the 'immensely-long-chapter' thing again.
Chuquita: (bluntly) Shuddup.
Vegeta: (boastfully) Well, can't blame you, I AM a very INTERESTING subject for ANYBODY (smiles at Son) to write about.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh brother. This only turned out so long because I couldn't find a good place to stop!
Goku: What about the evil ki?
Chuquita: That may or may not have to do with the plot in the next chapter depending on what I'm doing or not.
Vegeta: (gawks) YOU MEAN THAT MIGHT BE LEFT AS A _PLOTHOLE_!?
Chuquita: (shrugs) I guess. Maybe. (thinks) One of the reviewers Saiyan*Queen*Vega gave me the idea of having Freeza somehow
showup to play his part, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna do that yet.
Vegeta: (shudders at the thought) Freeza seeing me acting mushy with Kayka....
Goku: (coughs loudly)
Vegeta: I mean, Kakay.
Chuquita: (happily) I kinda planned to answer all questions and suggestions from chapter 2, so here goes.
anonymous-- Yes I will be putting the whole play into the story. In fact, it's going to be the majority of chapter 4, the
finale!
Miyanon-- I guess this is a suggestion, (about Veggie stopping Chi-Chi from ruining his play) and I'm not sure what to do
with her once she sneaks onstage but I'm leaning like 60/40 to Veggie's side on having him do something to keep her from
ruining his ending on him.
Vegeta: (cheers) HAHA! TAKE THAT ONNA! I _SHALL_ PERFORM MY PLAY AS I HAVE WRITTEN IT! (grins) (contently) The reviewers
agree with me!
Chuquita: Oh-kay,
Callimogua-- I was thinking about using one of them but I already had the whole Veggie's loophole plot backfires thing ready
for this story's Corner. But I might use one of your fem-gems in a future corner. (to Veggie) Believe it or not my Corners
are actually more plotted out than some of the stuff in the actual stories themselves. Like the whole fusion-babies. I didn't
plan on putting those in the fic, but I definately knew what was going to happen with you and the B.B.O.A.S.
Vegeta: (flatly) Thanks Chu. (sweatdrops) If you knew my plot was going to backfire then WHY did you let me go through with
this! [tugs at his servant uniform]
Chuquita: Because there's always a SLIGHT chance your loophole could've worked.
Goku: (giggles) "Slight". Haahaha! Poor Veggie!
Vegeta: (even bigger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: Yes, poor poor Veggie.
Lethal847-- Ironically, Lauryn's ssjhumor website is one of the 14-some websites I visit daily to check for updates. I read
a couple of her storys, got interested in the site's url, and its got some funny stuff on it. I like the one-panel comics
personally. But I forget what they're called. (shrugs) Oh-well. You can also read doujinshis there too!
Goku: Meanwhile Chu-sama still can't get her own page to work right.
Chuquita: (fake-pout) Yes, html is so VERY hard. (perks up) BUT I did get 3 more pages of my lil manga on mediaminer. I wish
you could review stuff there without being a member (like here at fanfiction) though. [looks back at reviews]
SaiyaGirl-- This depends on which one you were talking about. Mediaminer sometimes takes a little while only because there's
so much stuff and people on its server at a given time. I can only control the ones at my own site but since mediaminer's
been feeling better I've been putting my stuff there instead.
Rissa of the Saiya-Jin-- I didn't mean I liked the whole veggie-gives-up thing. Personally I thought that was WAY ooc for him
. (to Son) You'd think Veggie would just do what he normally does. Stubbornly fight the bad guy no matter how much his ACTUAL
chances were of winning. One of my favorite Veggie-features is that he never stops fighting the bad guy cuz he firmly
believes he can win. Like w/Cell, Buu, and Freeza!
Vegeta: (proudly) Yes, those movie-people were SERIOUSLY unaware of how _VERY_PERSISTANT_ I am!
Goku: (sweatdrops) I don't know how anyone COULDN'T be aware of that.
Chuquita: The parts I was talking about was stuff like the whole Goku and Chi-Chi interview thing where Chi-Chi tries to get
Goku to lie about himself, Kuririn's really bad singing and Veggie's physical cringing in pain at it, the running gag of
Son-kun constantly being hungry. (this happens 3 times) And Goku playing around with his voice's echo inside this empty
building shouting Veggie's name and saying that he needs him to hurry up and get here so he can eat too. Little gags like
that. I also found I despise Brolli possibly even more than Freeza. He's creepy.
Goku: VERY creepy. (nods thoughtfully) (defensive) AND NO ONE TRICKS MY VEGGIE!! [grabs Veggie and holds him tightly]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: The bad points, as you mentioned, is Veggie's character was COMPLETELY off. (nods) He NEVER would've just 'gone'
off with some random saiyajin to become king! I mean, maybe EARLIER in the timeline when he was more evil, but NOT after
Cell. Veggie seems like he would think something like this out first before falling into a 'trap'.
Goku: Ahh, Chu-sama means they dumbed-down Veggie.
Chuquita: (smiles) Exactly! (frowns) And he's not very entertaining dumbed-down either. (sticks her tongue out) Veggie's
smartness is one of his best features.
Vegeta: (snickers) If I'm not a highly-intellegent super-strong being then how can I plan my evil plots.
Chuquita: So for the record, that movie only made my top 5 dbz movies really only for some funny bits that could've easily
been used as comic strips or short-mini-episodes. (to Son) To tell the truth, movie 12 (w/Gogeta) Is my favorite over all.
While there's stuff I dislike about this movie, there's really nothing I dislike about Gogeta's movie.
Goku: (holds up sign) (reads it out-loud) WE LOVE GOGGIE-KUN!!
Vegeta: (turns embarassed shade of red) Urg...
Chuquita: There's only 2 unanswered questions movie 12 leaves me. HOW were Goku and Veggie killed in the first place? (this
takes place in my opinion at least a year after Buu cuz they can use the dragonballs) and WHAT happened within those 20-some
minutes after Gogeta fused properly and killed Janemba.
Goku: I dunno. (big clueless grin)
Chuquita: Well it's just that Gogeta killed him within 2 minutes, we're left with a huge 28 minute GAP, and then you and
Veggie somehow end up by a bench near h.f.i.l's big 'ol red lake!
Vegeta: (evil snicker) Heh-heh-heh, the world may never know.
Chuquita: What's THAT supposed to mean?!
Vegeta: (smirking) I dunno, you dunno, who knows REALLY, you know?
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at him) (sweatdrops) Uh-huh, whatever you say Vedge.
Vegeta: That is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! Whatever _I_ say, because as the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI, whatever _I_ SAY
becomes SAIYAJIN LAW!
Goku: (giggling) But I'm the only other saiyajin.
Vegeta: (menicingly rubs his hands together) Heh-heh-heh, YES, I know...
Chuquita: (mutters) (to Son) There's NO WAY this could've been the same Veggie Paragus duped.
Goku: Heeheehee, Veggie would've duped him first!
Vegeta: (still giving his little speech in the backround) ...and saiyajin law is a very IMPORTANT law because _I_ am the one
who creates the laws that pertain to us saiyajins due to the fact that _I_ am the--
Goku: (in Veggie's voice) --GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!
Vegeta: (stares at him, bug-eyed) H--how'd you do that?!
Goku: (little giggle) Heeheeheeheeheeheehee? (looks over at Veggie w/big sparkily eyes)
Vegeta: (now feeling very uneasy) Uh-huh.....I, umm, we'll all see you in, uh, part...4. (inches his chair slightly away from
Goku's)
Goku: (cheerfully) That we will little Veggie! (in Veggie's voice) That we will.
Chuquita: (now slightly disturbed also) ...uh, right. (nervous laugh) I'll chalk that little talent up to 'effects of portara
fusion' and leave it at that.
Goku: I can do many things people do not know a-bout.
Vegeta: (curious) (smirking) Really?
Goku: (nods happily)
Chuquita: Well, see you in chapter 4 everybody!
Vegeta: (on Goku's voice-switch thing) How did you DO that?
Goku: Do what? (blinks confused)
Vegeta: SOUND LIKE ME! HOW DID YOU SOUND LIKE ME???
Goku: ...when did I do that?
Vegeta: (falls over) UGH!!!
Goku: (cheerfully to audiance) May the whipped cream be with you and your pickles fresh as the daisys!
Vegeta: Sometimes you worry me, Kakarrotto.