Happily Ever After!

by Chuquita

Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submits a story the ouji wrote to a play contest,,,and wins! Will Veggie be able to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what its about? And what happens when Goku and Bura start messing wit

4. THE PLAY! l Veggie's stage fright l Veji...

10:14 PM 1/26/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Inu Yasha"
Miroku: That's right, BIG sit.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (grins) My favorite running gag in that show.
Vegeta: (dryly) Really.
Chuquita: Yah, I'll try not to dwell so I'll give the shortest explaination for those who don't get it. Inu Yasha was a bad
person. An old lady named Kiate put some magic spelled beads around his neck. Now every time the heroine from this show,
Kagome, says the word sit, Inu Yasha falls down onto his stomach from wherever he may be. It's like the looney tunes anvil
gag, only the person falls down instead of an anvil.
Vegeta: (still slightly confused) (sarcasm) Ahh, now I'm REALLY enlightened.
Chuquita: (glares at him) You try explaining something really complicated in little more than 3 lines next time, Veggie.
Goku: (raises his hand happily) I wanna explain something in a little more than 3 lines, Chu-sama!
Vegeta: (groans) Ohhhhh, please don't...
Goku: (pulls out a piece of paper and reads off it) I like fish. I like fish cuz it's very yummy and fun to catch because
that means I gotta go in the river and swim which is also fun kinda like little Veggie but Veggie doesn't care much for
fishing with me because for some reason he likes to keep his swim-trunks on while he's in the river but I don't understand
why he'd wanna do that but I love him anyway!
Chuquita: (claps for him) Very nice Son-san! Confusing, but nice. (claps some more)
Goku: (grins and bows while still sitting)
Vegeta: (grumbles) I like to wear my swim-trunks when I'm in the river, Kakarrotto, because I'm not a nudist like YOU!
Goku: PARTIAL nudist.
Vegeta: What?
Goku: I'm only a partial one. I'd have to live somewhere that's really warm all the time to do that all day. (nods) I'd
freeze if I went around without my clothes in THIS weather, little Veggie.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Thank God for winter.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Oh! I finally saw the Bardock Special!
Vegeta: Ahh, yes, the tv-movie they made about the saiyajin who aided in spawning Kakarrotto here. [pats Goku on the
shoulder]
Goku: HEE~~~
Chuquita: Actually it was very good, except for the end where the planet blew up--
Vegeta: (slightly depressed) --but we already KNEW that was going to happen, didn't we?
Goku: Poor Veggie misses his home. (sniffles)
Chuquita: I can see why, from what they did show of Veggie's home planet, the buildings and landscapes and such, it's a very
impressive place to live!
Vegeta: (smirks) (feeling better) Of COURSE it's impressive, _I_ rule it you know!
Chuquita: I also get the feeling saiyajins fly everywhere because there was basically no car-like vehicles on the streets or
anything like that. AND I have a theory of why there were so few female saiyajins left on Bejito-sei (there was a total of 4
of them onscreen). My theory is a lot of them were tricked the way Freeza tricked Bardock's group. He sends them to destory
a nearby planet's population, then ambushes them into a trap with his strongest warriors to attack them. I figure Freeza
might've done this to keep the amount of saiyajins being born down. (nods) OR maybe they were all in buildings like that big
gang of saiyajins Bardock goes to tell about the planet blowing up to.
Vegeta: (boasting) (to Son) We have VERY beautiful arcitecture on our planet, Kakarrotto. Did you know that?
Goku: (giggles) No little Veggie.
Chuquita: Bardock pretty much acts like Son-kun acts in battle, only all the time, without the perkyness.
Goku: HAPPY!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That you are.
Chuquita: Chibi Veggie was also very fun to watch. Even though he had his dub voice he was still really cute.
Goku: (squeals) I KNOW VEGGIE'S CUTE! (hugs Veggie) Aren't you little buddy 'o mine! [cuddles closer]
Vegeta: (lets out little yelp)
Chuquita: Although why present Veggie decided to push his bangs up so you can't see them I'll never know.
(grins) Chibi Veggie looked so cool w/bangs!
Goku: (happily) And that little tail too!
Chuquita: If anyone else has seen this special, the armor Nappa helps Chibi Veggie put on is the same style of armor he's
wearing in the play!
Goku: AND chibi little Veggie's training uniform is the EXACT SAME as the latest one he's been wearing! [hugs Veggie tighter]
Little Vedge'ums feelin all nostalgic for his homeland and chibihood before he was kidnapped. That is so sweet!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (blank-mind) .....huh?
Chuquita: Another entertaining tid-bit is the saiyajins sending Son-kun off to Earth couldn't pronounce the planet's name
right (not sure if this is just a dub joke or not) they kept making these horrible guesses. "Eeee-arth". Heh-heh. You also
get to see when Bardock's looking at Son-kun's baby-crib what the word Kakarrotto looks like in saiyago. (to Veggie) You know
you guys have the weirdest way of making letters.
Vegeta: (trying to pull himself out of the daze) Wha?.... [slowly raises his hand and slaps himself forcefully across the
face] (groans) Oww...stupid Kakarrotto....YOU DON'T HUG YOUR RULER WHEN THEY'RE WEARING INDECENT OUTFITS!!
Goku: (plops Veggie back in his chair) OHHH, so now that VEGGIE is the one in the servant-maid outfit it is indecent. (smirk)
Vegeta: ... (thinks hard) ...DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!! (shakes his fist) Wait.... (to Chu) Did you say something?
Chuquita: Why does each letter of Son-san's name in saiyago look absolutely different when a lot of letters are repeated?
2 k's, 2 a's, 2 r's, 2 t's, 2 o's.
Vegeta: Because the symbols stand for what Kakarrotto's name MEANS, not how the word itself SOUNDS. (nods intellegently)
Goku: (grins) Veggie told me what my name means a couple stories ago. (blushes lightly)
Vegeta: (coughs, trying to change the subject) Yes, well, anything else to say that doesn't concern Kakarrotto?
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Your english va (Chris Sabat) did so many voices in this one it made my head spin. (grins) That and I
laughed my pants off (even though that wasn't his intention). He voiced Nappa, chibi Veggie, Zarbon, Dodoria, (King Veggie
wasn't in this one but he was in the flashback to this) and Grampa Gohan. Oh, and adult Veggie was in a couple of Bardock's
visions (but I'll talk about them in the end Corner). The only ones he really pulled off were the last 2. I'm too used to the
old ocean people for Nappa, Zarbon, and Dodoria. And they really should've gotten someone who can do little kid voices to do
chibi Veggie's voice. He sounded too big to be a 5 year old.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie's voices both sound to big for him even now.
Vegeta: (snorts) I'm not short, the rest of you are just freakishly tall!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops also) You just keep telling yourself that Veggie. Also, I found that chibi Goku cries A LOT. And with
the japanese va I also find he cries VERY VERY LOUDLY.
Goku: (happily) I am loud and proud!
Vegeta: (flatly) That you are Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: I kinda wish they would've done more w/chibi Goku and Grampa Gohan at the end of the show though. Chibi Goku really
seemed to like him and then sent his foot flying up to kick poor Gohan in the nose. Then laughed at him.
Goku: Ahh, youth.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: I'm still confused as to how he got out of that space-pod and crawled out of the giant crater it made though.
Goku: That's cuz I'm maaaaaaagical. (big mysterious grin)
Chuquita: And did you know they don't send the baby saiyajins into space with any saiyajin armor on! I mean, do they really
expect them to conquer a planet naked.
Goku: I COULD do that you know.
Vegeta: (groans embarassingly) God, we're back to the kaka-nudist thing again!
Goku: But I'm a good person so I won't take over the world without any clothes on.
Vegeta: (lamely) Yes Kakarrotto, you're so good.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) REEEEEEAAAAAAALY little Veggie?
Vegeta: (eyes get all wide) (bright red glow) (quickly) Yes-Kaka-chan.
Goku: Awwww...
Chuquita: And now we'd like to present to you the final part for "Happily Ever After", where we get to see Veggie perform his
little play and live to tell about it.
Goku: HOO-RAY!!
Vegeta: (pale green) OHHHHH boy....

Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!

Chuquita: This might be a big one so bear with us.
Vegeta: What bear? I don't see any bear?
Goku: (singing) Heeheehee, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cuddily little lalalalalala all stuffed with fluffies,
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, willy nilly silly old bear!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Oh brother, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sneakily) [poking Veggie] I know something else that's all stuffed with fluffies--
Vegeta: (quickly and in panic) --and-now-we-present-to-you-Part-4!!!
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" Ohhhhh Vehhh-gee. " a soft little sing-song voice said.
" Unngh. "
" Veggie. " it sang again. Vegeta felt something small tickling his ear and rolled over, pulling the covers up over
his head with a grunt.
" Lil Vedge'ums it is time to wake up. "
The ouji groaned, opening his right eye ever so slightly only to see nothing but the darkness his bedsheets gathered
around him, " Go away Kakarrotto. " he whined, then felt something rustle the covers around him. Vegeta pulled the sheets
tighter around himself and smirked, ::He'll NEVER get these off from over me:: the ouji made a mental snicker.
" Wow little Veggie, now I can see why you don't wanna leave from under here. It's so warm and cozy, even if its dark
it's protecting you from the coldness outside. " a familar voice said from the darkness behind him. Vegeta froze and cocked
his head over his shoulder to see nothing. Goku suddenly went ssj1 and grinned from next to the ouji.
" There! Now we have PLENTY of light! " the ki surged around him, making the sheet-shielded cubby-hole as bright as
the room outside it.
" AHHH!!! " Vegeta shrieked at the saiyajin lying beside him, " GET OUT OF MY BED! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! " he
screamed in terror and disgust, sending a flying kick at Goku's stomach and launching the larger saiyajin out from under his
sheets and onto the floor, " AAUGH!! " Vegeta exclaimed as he closed the temporary cold-air drenching hole in his sheets to
wrapping around him and closing off the gap again, " NOW THERE'S KAKA-GERMS ALL OVER MY _SHEETS_!! THE VERY THINGS I SLEEP
UNDER!! UGH!!! " he wailed in dismay, then stuck one of his gloved hands out through a small hole and pointed in Goku's
general direction, " HOW LONG WERE YOU UNDER THERE WITH ME!!! "
" I dunno, not long. " Goku powered down back to normal, " Just right after you sucked your head underneath the
sheets. " he shrugged.
A mangled growl of embarassment came from under the sheets as the small hand plopped back through the hole and the
sheets were sealed back up, " Fine. Now go away! It's COLD! "
" Of course it's cold little Veggie. The sun is going down and is close to setting. That is why I came to see you. "
Goku explained.
" Really? " an intreged ouji responded.
" Yeah, Veggie's only got 2 hours till we do Veggie's play and I think it'd be smart if we got over there to make
sure everything is running properly don't you think so little Veggie? " Goku asked innocently.
" Play? " Vegeta blinked, " THE PLAY!!! " his head poked out of another temporary hole made with the sheets.
" AHHH!! VEGGIE-CUTE!!! " the larger saiyajin grabbed the smaller one and hugged him tightly, " Veggie's so much fun
to hug when he's all surrounded by nice warm SHEEETS! "
The little ouji's face turned bright red and steam started to seep out of the small hole he head made for his head,
" Umm.....tha....thank you Kakay.... " he sputtered.
" Anytime little buddy. " Goku said warmly, still hugging onto him.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhhhhhhhhhhh, mmmmm, sweet sweet bliss.... " the slightly dazed ouji sighed.
" Hmm? " the larger saiyajin smiled, " Whad Veggie say? "
" Nothing. " Vegeta bolted back to reality, " Say Kakarrotto, if you're so worried about us getting this ready on
time how come you're still in your gi? "
Goku blinked, then looked up and smiled, " I still have my pretty oujo crown on Veggie. " the larger saiyajin blushed
lightly. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh brother.... " the ouji groaned, " Listen Kakarrotto, when we get on that stage you will indeed be my 'oujo'. But
as soon as the play is over and we get off the stage and come back to our regular lives, it's back to peasanthood,
UNDERSTAND? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" ... "
" ... "
" I'M VEGGIE'S PRINCESS!! " Goku squealed happily, dashing out of the room, " HEY GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY! VEGGIE SAYS
I AM HIS PRINCESS AFTER ALL!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Why do I even bother. " he hopped off his bed still wearing the sheets around himself, " AND
DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE BACK INTO YOUR STUPID COSTUME! I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO ONSTAGE IN YOUR GI, BAKA!!! KAYKA DOESN'T WEAR
A GI!! " he shouted.
Goku teleported back infront of him, now in-costume, " Is this better little Veggie. "
Vegeta blinked, " Wow...you're...you're fast. "
" HEEEEE~~~ The magic of television! " Goku chirped.
" But, this is a play. "
" ...I KNOW THAT! " he flashed Vegeta a big shiny grin, then teleported back downstairs.
The ouji felt his shoulders slump with an overhanging dread, " This is going to be the longest night of my life... "


" This is SO COOL! "
" This is so much FUN! "
" This is so STRETCHY! "
" This is so EMBARRASSING! "
Four voices coming from downstairs said; the first being chibi Trunks who was looking at his own costume for the play
which also consisted of saiyajin armor similar to Vegeta's, without the cape; the second was Bura who has somehow cornered
Goku and was putting makeup on him; the third was Goten who was still in his gi and using his saiyajin armor's stretchyness
as a slingshot and flinging malted milk balls into the air and then catching them in his mouth, and the last was Goku who was
currently experiancing the humilation from having Bura "draw on his face".
" HAHA! WHEE~! " Goten flung another chocolate ball into the air, only this one went a little too high and blew a
small chocolate-ball-sized hole in the ceiling, " Oops. " he sweatdropped, then turned to Trunks, " I guess that one's not
coming back down, is it, Trunks? "
" Nope. Not really. " his friend nodded, then grinned in a Vegeta-like way, " Got anymore? "
" Sure I do Trunks but why would you--HEY! " Goten exclaimed as the slightly older half-saiyajin grabbed all the
chocolates from his hand, " GIVE THOSE BACK TRUNKS!!! "
" Relax, I'm not going to use ALL of them. " Trunks shrugged, then smirked, " I just wanna see how many it takes to
hit a whole through Toussan's floor. " he aimed upwards towards the ouji's room.
" TRUNKS! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! "
" *FLING*! "
" *CRASH* "
" WHO DID THAT!!! " the small ouji roared as he bounded out of his room with a small hole in his cape and a chocolate
in his hand. He also now had his crown back on.
Everyone stared up at him with blank looks on their faces.
" Psst, Goten. " Trunks said between his teeth with a small sweatdrop running down the side of his head, " On 3 we
run. VERY VERY fast. "
" But I didn't do anythi-- "
" 1-2-3!!! " Trunks yelled quickly, then dashed off.
" AH-HA! " Vegeta pointed accusingly at the remaining chibi. Goten screamed and flew after Trunks while the ouji ran
down the stairs.
" AHHHH!!! "
" COME BACK HERE YOU TWO!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Toussan! " Bura shouted extaticly. The ouji froze.
" Yes, B-chan? " he smiled weakly.
" Toussan come see your Kakarroujo! " Bura squealed, " She looks so PRETTY!! "
Goku covered his face with his hands, " I'm not a girl!!! " he moaned with embarassment.
" Why do you seemingly have Kakarrotto trapped in the corner of the room when I need him to come help me start the
car so we can drive to the community center. "
" But it's just across the street Veggie, what do you need to drive there for-- " Goku said, his face still covered.
" --WHY, Kakarrotto? Because it's a negative -16'F outside. And I really REALLY don't feel like exitting the house in
-16'F weather. " Vegeta said as-a-matter-of-factly.
" AND Toussan wants to be all romantic and drive his princess there in his big shiny car so she doesn't get cold! "
Bura added. Vegeta fell over.
" KAKARROTTO'S COMFORT IS NONE OF MY CONCERN!! AND I AM _NOT_ BEING ROMANTIC--THAT'S ONLY IN THE PLAY SCRIPT I WROTE!
AND KAKARROTTO IS ONLY "PRETENDING" TO BE MY OUJO FOR THIS PLAY, _NOT_ IN REAL LIFE, GET IT!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily and
flustered.
" ...oh. " Bura nodded, smiling knowingly and ignoring half of Vegeta's banterings, " So! Wanna see Kakarroujo's
pretty makeup now? " she asked eagerly.
Vegeta's face turned a pale green, " You put MAKEUP on Kakarrotto? " he looked horrified. Bura nodded happily. Vegeta
looked at the larger saiyajin with pity, " Dear God....I hope its something you can wash off him within the next 10 minutes."
Goku whimpered with embarassment, " I am sorry little Veggie. Bura cornered me and grabbed my arm so I couldn't
teleport without dragging her along! " he wailed.
" Kakarroujo move your hands! " Bura complained, " How is Toussan supposed to see how pretty you are if you don't
move your hands. "
" I duhwanna.... " the large saiyajin whined.
" KAKARROUJO!! " Bura grabbed both of Goku's wrists and tried to pull them back.
" If Kakarrotto doesn't want to show me what you've done to him then he doesn't have to show me what you've done to
him. It's his decision. What is the use of being a ruler if your peasants are miserable. " he snorted.
" Oh Veggie... " Goku smiled, sniffing with his hands still over his face. He looked up at Vegeta, " My little Veggie
really IS a good ouji after all... "
" Of course I am, Kaka-chan. I'm very happy for you to finally notice---AHH! " Vegeta looked over at him and fell
back, " KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA!!! " he stammered in shock.
" What is it? Does it look bad? What did Bura do, Veggie? " Goku's eyes widened in equal fright.
" ...uh........h......... " the ouji was speechless for a couple minutes, then turned to Bura with his eyes narrowed,
" Bura WHERE did you get the idea that it was smart to put pink eyeshadow and red lipstick on Kakarrotto? " he said lamely.
" WHAT!? " Goku bolted to attention, stunned.
Vegeta sighed, " Mirror. Upstairs bathroom, right on your left. " he pointed upwards. Goku made a mad dash to see his
reflection in the bathroom mirror. Vegeta turned back to Bura, " As I was saying-- "
" --WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" ... " both Vegeta and Bura sweatdropped.
" --how could such a ridiculous idea possibly hatch inside your head. " Vegeta finished. The sounds of the bathroom
sink being turned on full-force and its handle being ripped off in the process echoed from upstairs, " Poor Kakay. " he
frowned momentarily.
" But Toussan, all the princesses on tv fairy tales wear makeup! And even in the movies. " Bura protested, " And
Kakarroujo looked so beautiful. "
" Kakarrotto doesn't WANT to look THAT KIND of 'beautiful'. " a vein bulged on the annoyed ouji's forehead, " And
first all, not everything you see on tv or in the movies is real, second-- Bejito-sei isn't known for its 'makeup' unless you
count back when we all used to live in caves together and used war paint to make ourselves blend in with the surroundings. "
he explained, " And now that we have our cities and towns there's no need for it at all. And third-- the eyeshadow really
didn't look too bad on her--him! " Vegeta smacked the side of his head, " Great, NOW YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT!!! " he yelled.
Bura giggled in reponse while a large figure unsteadily wobbled down the stairs, makeup-free.
" Wow....that was close.... " Goku squeaked out as he tripped down the remaining stairs and landed on the floor
face-first, " Ugh...pain... "
" Kakarrotto-chan? Are you oh-kay? " Vegeta asked, worried. He suddenly noticed another addition to the larger
saiyajin's wardrobe, " HEY!! KAKARROTTO DOESN'T WEAR PONYTAILS EITHER!!! " Vegeta snapped, ripping the squngie out from
around Goku's back-head spikes, " BUUURAH! "
" But it looked so cute. Besides, Kakarroujo could've even passed off as a girl to the audiance if she really looked
the part. " Bura suggested.
" I don't care. This is MY play and I will perform it as such. " Vegeta nodded.
" *sniffle* Aww Veggie, *sniffle*, that's so sweet of you. " Goku sniffled as he sat up, then clutched onto Vegeta's
legs, " Letting me have a choice on that yucky makeup and such. "
" It wasn't a choice, it was an order. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " And you're lucky I found Bura's 'makeover' disturbing
enough for me to want to keep ANY makeup that is not part of the script or storyline AWAY from it. " he snorted.
" Aww, that's just Veggie-talk for 'I love you Kakay! Now gimmie a HUG! " Goku said warmly.
" ACK! NO! No that's not it!! STOP!! " Vegeta put his hands up. Goku did indeed stop, then grinned widely at him.
Vegeta sweatdropped. The large saiyajin was still standing infront of him, wiggilng his fingers eagerly.
" Veggie-hugs NOW? "
" NO VEGGIE HUGS NOW!!! " he snapped, grabbing Goku's hands to stop them, " We get in the car now. "
Goku sighed, " Oh-kay Veggie. " he lowered his head, " Veggie hugs later? "
" *sigh*, alright, Veggie hugs later. " Vegeta tiredly responded, only to be squeezed tightly by his peasant.
" LATER!!! YAY! " Goku cheered, then let go of the ouji and ran to the garage where the cars were kept.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I don't think he realized it did it just now. "
" Probably not. " Bura added, a minor sweatdrop on her own head.
" I guess this means I'll be getting a lot of 'hugs' later on today, huh. " the ouji groaned.
" Of COURSE you will Toussan, after all, you ARE gonna rescue your Kakarroujo from the big meanies that're
threatening to HURT her. " Bura mused dreamily, " She'll just LOVE you FOREVER! "
Vegeta gulped, " That's what I'm worried about. "



" Bouncin' in the car, waiting for Veggie, waiting for Veggie to COME!! " Goku sang happily as he bounced lightly in
the car seat, then paused and grinned as he heard a pair of confident little footsteps walking into the garage and towards
the car, " Heeheehee. " the larger saiyajin tried to keep himself quiet, " Gonna surprise little Veggie.. " he giggled to
himself, then sunk down in his seat so the ouji wouldn't see him when he came in. Goku kept his eyes locked towards the
passager's side window and waited. Five minutes passed and he then frowned in disappointment, " Aww....no Veggie after all. "
" Kakarrotto. "
A huge grin covered Goku's face and he cocked his head over his shoulder, " YESSSSSSSSS? " the saiyajin looked upward
w/big sparkily eyes at the ouji, " Little Veggie comin in for a ride with me? "
" Uhhh... " Vegeta blinked, feeling his face heat up to the bright red color.
" Hmm? " Goku said pleadingly.
" Oh-kay. " the ouji responded in a near-hypnotized state, smiling widely. The small saiyajin flung the door open
only to miss and smack himself in the face with it. Vegeta fell over with a yelp.
" VEGGIE!! " Goku gasped, peering over the seat. Vegeta sat up, glaring at Goku, the red glow gone from his face.
" Will you STOP THAT!! " he snapped embarassed with himself, " ....and what are you doing in the driver's seat!!! "
" I'm gonna drive little Veggie to the community center, right. " Goku blinked, sitting up.
" You will NOT! I am the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji and _I_ am the one who should be behind this wheel!! NOT
MY PEASANT!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" But Veggie doesn't have a licence, does he? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta stared at him cluelessly, " What's a lice essence? "
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie get in the passangers seat bee-fore you get us both killed on the road. "
" WHAT!! " Vegeta exclaimed, insulted.
" Does Veggie have something like this? " Goku held up a small card with his id information and a small picture of
Goku in his gi grinning cheesily at at the camera.
" I...don't think so.. " Vegeta said, confused, " What is it? "
" My drivers licence, silly! This means I get to drive all over the planet and it is perfectly legal! " Goku hugged
his licence, " I failed the test 4 times until Chi-chan came with me the 5th time and 'aggressively persuaded' the car people
to give me my licence. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'd hate to see what THAT looked like. "
" It was strange, the driving teacher came out with his arm in a sling but I'm pretty sure he didn't have one on when
we first go there that day. "
" I'm sure he didn't, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta shook his head.
" Veggie ready to ride? " Goku asked, patting the passangers seat.
" I guess... " the ouji trailed off uneasily, getting in the car.
" Umm, Toussan? " Goten poked his head in the garage doorway.
" GET IN THE CAR!! " Vegeta snapped at him, " YOU TOO TRUNKS I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE!! "
A mop of grayish, blueish, lavenderish blend of hair sunk behind Goten in a mild nervousness.
" K! " Goten chirped, running to the car and getting in the backseat, followed by Bura and Trunks.
" Hi Goten. " Bura smiled evilly at him. Goten froze and hopped over her, pushing Trunks to the middle seat and
grabbing the seat at the opposite end of the backseat.
He grinned cheesily at his friend, " Hi Trunks. "
Trunks sighed and rolled his eyes.
" If ANYONE behind us has any more of those chocolate balls you may dispose of them now or face my wrath after the
play is over. " Vegeta gritted his teeth at the backseat of the car.
Goten instantly pulled out a handfull of chocolate balls from his pockets and stuffed them in his mouth. Vegeta
glared at him, " Heh-heh-heh. "
" You could've at least let me have some. " Trunks sweatdropped at his friend's now chipmunk-like cheeks.
" Swwwree. " Goten said through his full mouth.
" Hmm-hmm, off we go! " Goku cheered as he started the car, then flew out of the garage at 60mph and stopped 5
seconds later, " And here we are! "
" Wow, that was pretty anticlimactic. " Bura sweatdropped.


" *Ba-dump*ba-dump*ba-dump*. " the little ouji stood there off-stage, his heart nearly beating out of his chest. The
play was starting in 10 minutes and the center had just started to escort the many many people inside. Vegeta had no idea
that this 'play contest'; according to what Bulma told him when he got there; was held every year. Apparently it had been a
yearly West City event which up until now the prince had ignored as a 'stupid human gathering of some sort'. Other than the
feeling of nervousness in the pit of his stomach, Vegeta was doing just fine. Everyone from the crew had gotten there with
their parts well-rehearsed, Bulma's mechanical beasts were working at optimum effeciency, Vejitto and Gogeta had done their
best to keep their little brothers and sisters under control, and not a single other member of the Z senshi had shown up in
the audiance to embarass him. Best of all, Chi-Chi was nowhere to be found, which placed an extra vote of confidence on
Vegeta's head that he could perform his part without going to overboard or underboard.
" SO! How's Veggie feelin? " a sweet-sounding voice came from behind him.
" Kayyyyy-ka? " the ouji's eyes widened as he felt a lump in his throat. The figure behind him sweatdropped, then
teleported infront of him.
" Noooooooo~~, it's just ME, little buddy? " Goku said, then frowned, " Veggie's not getting NERVOUS, is he? "
" ME? NERVOUS? WHY-WOULD-I-BE-NERVOUS? " Vegeta said frantically, " Do--do I look nervous? "
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie, you mistook me for Kayka--AGAIN, and you're all jittery. " he patted the shaking ouji
on the shoulders.
" Jittery? I'm not jittery! " the ouji's tail swished around behind him in a panicky motion.
" Vedge'ums tail seems to think so. " Goku pointed at it. He smiled, " Do you want me to rub your shoulders a lil bit
little Veggie? "
" NO! " he snapped, " I'M _NOT_ A BABY!! NOW GET OVER THERE TO THE CASTLE AND GO TO THE ROOM I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
SAVING YOU FROM!!! "
" Yes my prince. " 'Kayka' giggled, the turned to run off only to have a wild pain suddenly surge through 'her' tail,
" YEEEOW!!! "
" Whadda you MEAN your "prince"!!! " an angry familiar voice came from beside him. Goku yelped and pulled his tail
out from under the foot that had smushed it.
" Onna. " Vegeta said wryly, " I KNEW it was too good to be true--you NOT showing up I mean. "
" I'm here to make sure you don't try to pull a fast one on us, Ouji. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Really? Tsk tsk, such little faith. " Vegeta said in a mock-sad voice, " Kakay, however, has COMPLETE AND UTTER
LOYALTY in my ablilities, " he grabbed the larger saiyajin's waist and pulled him into a hug, " Don't you Kakay? " the little
ouji looked up at him w/big fake sparkily eyes, " Kakay wuvs me, wight? "
" EEEEEEEE~~~ " the larger saiyajin turned a light shade of pink, " I LOVE VEGGIES!!! " he squealed in reply, hugging
back.
" Seeeee? " Vegeta smirked evilly at Chi-Chi.
" You can't baby-talk to Go-chan! I'M the only one who can baby-talk to Go-chan! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Heh-heh, not anymore! " the ouji grinned widely, then tapped Goku on the shoulder, " In FACT, Kakay and I were just
getting ready to practice the ENDING together. " he snickered.
" We were? " Goku blinked.
" Yes, we WERE. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" But Veggie you said you didn't wanna practice the ending with me cuz you're afraid of getting my "kaka-germs" in
your mouth from the big 'ol smoochie. " Goku said curiously, grinning at the end.
" Oh, I think I've gotten over THAT little stage-fright. " Vegeta hugged tighter and stuck his tongue out a Chi-Chi.
" Really little Veggie? " Goku cocked his head.
" Hai... " the ouji said calmly, then tripped and dipped the larger saiyajin at the same time while mocking Chi-Chi
out of the corner of his eye, " How about we practice right now; only 10 minutes until we go on, you know. "
" Umm...........umm........uhh....... " Goku tried to think of something to say, the larger saiyajin's cheeks turning
a pinkish hue.
" Go ahead, Kakay, I'm listening. " Vegeta said in a comforting tone.
" *THUNK*!! " a large club wailed down smacking Vegeta in the back.
" Oww. " Vegeta sweatdropped. He looked over at Goku who was staring at him with huge wide-eyes, " Onna... " the ouji
gritted his teeth and looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi snarling at him.
" You dare go through with this ending and I shall dismember your DISGUSTING ouji body and beat your sick-minded
brains out. " Chi-Chi said in a low, deadly tone of voice.
" Ha! Like you could even try. Did you know if it weren't for the fact that Kakarrotto would hate me if I had, I
would've EASILY killed your worthless witch hide years ago. But then, that wouldn't be FAIR to Kakay, would it? He needs to
choose his path for himself, don't you, Kaka-chan? " the ouji turned back to Goku, who was now preventing himself from
letting out a few embarassed giggles, " Ohh, does Kakay like it here with Veggie? " Vegeta smirked.
Goku nodded, his whole face now a light pink, " Hahaha.. " the saiyajin let a giggle out.
" Well, would you look at that Onna, I've practically got Kakarrotto in a tizzy here. " the ouji grinned, surprised.
" ERRRRRRR... " Chi-Chi growled, then grabbed both of Vegeta's arms and tried to rip them off from around Goku,
" YOU...LET...GO...OF...HIM...RIGHT...NOW!!!! " she pulled as hard as she could, but to no avail. Vegeta flashed a cheesy
grin in response, " I hate you. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, then walked off, " I'll be watching YOU from the front row, evil
little scheming sick-minded Ouji. " she grumbled to herself as she stomped off stage.
" Huh. I think that went well. " Vegeta smiled, then quickly let go of Goku, " Now get over to the castle Kakarrotto,
I can't have the play start with you not in it! Or at least somewhere NEAR it. " the ouji explained, pulling Goku back up
onto his feet and letting go of him. The larger saiyajin just stared down at him, still wide-eyed.
" Heehee.........heeheehee...... " Goku giggled shyly.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Will you cut that out and go back around stage so you can get to where the castle is! We have
only 8 minutes until the curtain goes up and we have to start! "
" I, like it when Veggie hugs me real tight. " the larger saiyajin looked down at his foot which was tracing a circle
on the floor, a blush-line over his nose. Goku smiled, " It makes me feel really special. "
Vegeta shifted uneasily, " Uhh, riiight. " he walked over to Goku and began to push him across the curtain-blocked
stage to where the very-realistic-looking castle stood, " How about instead of gushing all that emotion out to me now, you
just put it into your part, oh-kay? " he stood Goku right beside the castle, " There, better now? "
" I'm all tingly inside now Veggie. " Goku spoke up.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta responded flatly, " Just stay there while I go check on the others and get them out here. "
" Veggie? "
Vegeta sighed, " Yes, Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie I think that was the tightest most comfortable hug you've ever given me. " he sniffled.
The ouji paled, " Oh. Well, you're uh, you're welcome Kakarrotto. "
" Can I have another? " Goku took a step forward.
" NO! You stay there! As soon as that curtain goes up you're pretending to be Kayka, remember!! " Vegeta snapped.
" I remember how WARM Veggie's hugs feel.. "
" ... "
" ..like they really MEAN something.. "
" --Goodbye-Kakarrotto! " Vegeta quickly ended the uncomfortable conversation and sped off the stage.
Goku cocked an eyebrow, " Yeesh! I wonder what got into him!! "


" Ohhhh boy, oh boy oh boy oh boy... " Vegeta nervously wiped the sweat off his brow, both of his entire arms
shaking, " I KNEW I shouldn'tve done that that long! Now who KNOWS what Kakarrotto thinks of me by now! That shy-ness thing
was creeping me out. " he shuddered, " Baka Onna, it's all her fault for showing up. " he grunted.
" Daddy playtime yet? " Vegeta felt a tug on his pantleg and yelped, then looked down to see one of the chibi fusion
babies smiling up at him adoringly.
" Oh....hello little half-kaka'd creature. " he laughed nervously.
" Can we go on the stage now Toussan? " she asked curiously, cocking her head Goku-style.
" Err, yes, of course you can. Tell the other chibis to get to their places too. " he added, " And I'm NOT your
Toussan! "
The chibi saiyajin giggled at him, " Of course you are Toussan Toussan, who else would you be? " she shrugged.
" ARG!! IF YOUR KAKARROTTO CONCOCTED YOU WITH HIS MIND THEN THAT MEANS I GAVE HIM NO HELP IN THE PROCESS!! THAT MEANS
THAT OTHER ME AND THIS ME IS NOT YOUR TOUSSAN!! " the ouji exclaimed, frazzled.
" Ooh, Toussan's temper is flaring again. Kaasan's good at curing THAT. " the chibi nodded happily.
" Heh-heh, up you go! " Vejitto ran over and picked her up, " Come on, let's get the rest of our siblings to their
places before Mommy has a heart attack. " he grinned, running off with her.
" But that's not Mommy, that's Toussan! " the girl pointed at Vegeta, who turned another shade of green.
" All those children...with Kakarrotto....I think I'm gonna puke. " he groaned.
" Hey, it could've been worse. " Vejitto said, " We COULD have brought some of the adult saiyajins from down in
h.f.i.l but Goggie and I figured they'd all recognize you and your whole 'great and powerful saiyajin no ouji' image'd be
shattered for them cuz they'd all see you making mushy-talk with Toussan even though it's just a play. " he nodded, " You're
lucky we THOUGHT OF finding more fusion-babies from different timelines. "
" WHEE-HEE!!! " the little chibi saiyajin girl Vejitto was holding squealed.
" You--you mean you almost brought an actual village of former Bejito-sei recidents to play as the villagers instead
of these chibi half-kaka'd ones? " Vegeta's eyes widened in horror.
" Uh-huh. " Vejitto smiled.
" OHH, GOD.... " the ouji groaned, turning yet another tint of green as he felt his legs begin to buckle.
" Uhh, heh-heh-heh, I'm gonna go open up now, by Mommy! " Vejitto zipped off-stage and onto it, then poked his head
out of the curtain and walked out onto the small piece of stage not covered with the curtain. He was in a non-armored
saiyajin uniform similar to Bardock's only in blue while the little girl under his arm was wearing a pink one similar to
Celipia's.
" Wow, lotta people. " Vejitto muttered, " WHOLE lotta people. " he said, then cleared his throat and walked out onto
stage, " Hello everyone and welcome to the show! I'm the narrator, Son Vejitto. "
" AND I'M VEJITTO'S SISTER!!! " the little girl with the pigtails squealed happily.
" Awwww... " the audiance gave a collective aww at her. Vejitto sweatdropped and set the chibi down.
" I forgot I was still holding you for a second. " he said to himself, " Now get to your place oh-kay? "
" Hai Vejitto-kun! " she said happily, then gave a bow and ran back behind the curtain.
" We have a great play for you tonight which happened to be written by my very own Kaasan! "
" Lousy little demi-ouji, all they do is give the Ouji one more advantage into pulling my Go-chan into his evil web
of Ouji LIES. " Chi-Chi muttered in her seat.
" Well, I'm proud of you for not going up there and ruining the play on him, Mom. That's very mature of you. " Gohan
said, proud of her.
" Of COURSE I'm going back up there to ruin the Ouji's stupid play, Gohan. It's just that my cue isn't until after
the intermission to the second half. " Chi-Chi chuckled menacingly, then peeked at her new helmet inside the large dufflebag
on her lap, " Heh-heh-heh, I'm going to slice him and all those "fusion-babies" in half. Including the rather ouji-ish
looking one who's talking up there! " she motioned to Vejitto.
Gohan gulped, " Oh boy. "
" And so our story begins! " Vejitto said, then cleared his throat again, " Once upon a time there was a glorious
land called Bejito-sei. And in this land lived a very prosperous people called the saiyajins. They were all very happy as
their homeland was ripe with delicious foods and riches. "
The chibi fusion saiyajins with the addition of Goten, Trunks, and Bura went through everyday tasks within Bulma's
unusually detailed-built village, " However, unbeknownst to the saiyajins there were two foul, wicked
demons watching the saiyajins's fair city in hopes of destorying their pleasure and overthrowing the city into the darkness
of evil. "
The sky went black and fake lightning crashed in the backround. The chibis pretended to look terrified and some even
ran into the buildings to hide, " One of these demons fed off the bodies of the saiyajinsand would purge the graves of their
loved ones to devour them and even when its power was high enough it would sometimes enter the city and eat dozens of live
saiyajins whole. " Vejitto said darkly.
" Ha! I'd PAY for a creature like that. " Chi-Chi scoffed.
" Kaasan! I'm half-saiyajin too! " Gohan sweatdropped.
" Yes you are Gohan, but you're the good kind. " she smiled, patting him on the head. Gohan sweatdropped.
" The other was far worse. " Vejitto continued, " It would feed off the most purest of souls until the saiyajin lost
its will to survive. These two beasts drove the royal family out of the castle and took it as their stronghold; leaving the
King and Queen trapped outside their own home. The second creature locked the purest and most powerful saiyajin in the castle
walls to feed from it. However, the beast was only half-right. "
" I'll show HIM a "beast". " Chi-Chi snorted, insulted.
" It had found the purest but not nearly the most powerful of all saiyajins. " Vejitto said proudly.
" Oh BROTHER! " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
" KAASAN! " Gohan whispered loudly.
" For at this very moment, the great and powerful legendary super saiyajin, Vegeta no Oujisama, was returning from
battle in a faraway land and destined to defeat these torturous monsters, become the King of Bejito-sei, and save
Princess Kayka! " Vejitto concluded, then teleported backstage. The crowd burst out clapping at the fusion's teleportation.
" Did you see him disappear, what a brillaint special effect! " a woman behind Chi-Chi said to the man next to her.
" Well they say the man directing this is a close friend of Bulma Briefs. The special effects must be magnificent! "
the man replied.
Chi-Chi let out a small mock-laugh from infront of them, " HA! You wanna see special effect, 'Princess Kayka' isn't
a princess and her--his name is NOT Kayka! " she snorted to herself.
Bulma stood backstage operating the remote to her two 'monsters' while 'Kayka' pretended to be conversing with some
of the chibis. The first monster came up from behind the oujo and got her in a headlock. Goku momentarily yelped.
" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " the first monster, or Roto as Vegeta had written him, laughed.
" You'll never take me alive you twisted fiends!!! " Kayka cried out angrily in her tone of voice. Gohan, knowing a
riot would insue if Chi-Chi heard any further, started searching his pockets for the earplugs he packed.
" Muhahahaha! Lucky for you dear princess because we plan on taking you DEAD! " Roto grinned manically, dragging the
oujo backwards into the castle. Kayka grabbed him by the arm and tried to unlatch herself.
" Ha! " Kayka mocked him just as Gohan jabbed one earplug in each of Chi-Chi's ears.
" HEY! GOHAN WHAT WAS THAT FO-- " Chi-Chi yelped as Gohan stuffed a mouthpiece in her mouth.
" Please, please PLEASE don't cause any trouble Kaasan! " he begged, " I can't have you start throwing ki blasts
around here and killing people!! " Gohan pleaded, then placed a sleep eye-cover over her eyes. Chi-Chi snarled and folded her
arms.
" You wait till after intermission, Ouji. THEN I'll teach YOU a thing or two about Earth fairy tales.. " she growled
to herself, now temporarily blind and deaf to the goings on of the play.
" Lucky for you dear princess because we plan on taking you DEAD!
" Ha! That will never be for at this very moment my handsome, invinsible hero Prince Vegeta-sama is coming to save me
and our people from your wickedness and reign of terror! " Kayka sighed dreamily as she clasped her hands together while the
creature dragged and threw her into the small window'd room at the top of the castle. Kayka watched as the creature closed
the door. She walked over to the window and leaned her elbow's on the window ledge with a dazed, dreamy look in her eyes,
" He's so perfect in every way that my soul itches in delight at his return into my arms where we shall profess our wild,
untamed love and rule the land together in utter perfection. " Kayka exclaimed as she stared off into the scenery.
::Yup, Kaasan would definately start a riot right about now:: Gohan nodded to himself, then shifted uneasily at how
unusually well Goku portrayed the fictional oujo, ::Looks a little too real for comfort:: he sweatdropped.
Suddenly a triumphent trumpet of trumpeting trumpets trumpeted from off-stage as a rather large horse sporting a
familiar short saiyajin on its saddle rode onto the stage. Vegeta grinned and adjusted his ouji crown. The others backstage
sweatdropped at him and muttered something about an ego trip, " I will rule the land in utter perfection as soon as I
return to my kingdom and my father grants me the crown! " the ouji said with complete confidence. Kayka giggled excitedly
from the tower, then hid around the corner of the window, her cheeks turning pink again.
The little ouji continued to ride across the stage, his feet not quite reaching the pedals on the horse due to his
lack of height. Vegeta grumbled and just pulled on its reins instead before it walked right off the stage as it was about
to do, " Baka farm animal. " he mumbled to himself, then cleared his throat, " Open up at once, Otoussan, I have returned! "
Vegeta announed, only to pause in surprise as a pair of glowing red eyes peered out through the cracked open door to the
castle.
The creature hissed amusingly at Vegeta and reformed its mysterious shape into a saiyajin's, then opened the door and
bowed slightly, " Ouji. "
The smaller saiyajin glared suspiciously at the creature, " And who would you be? And how did you get in MY castle! "
he demanded.
It chuckled evilly, " That's not important right now, but if I were you, I suggest you back away from MY
castle--unless, that is, you want to experiance a pain beyond your wildest nightmares. " she looked past him, " MINIONS! "
the creature ordered.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he looked over his shoulder to see every saiyajin turn to face the creature and fall into
allegance positions. The ouji froze in shock as they nodded obediently.
The creature pointed at Vegeta, " This is your new friend, kill him. "
" WHAT?! " Vegeta exclaimed just as it headed back into the castle and closed the door shut, " KUSO!! " he snarled
angrily, " HEY!! I DEMAND YOU OPEN THIS DOOR UP RIGHT NOW OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! "
Vegeta gasped suddenly as he felt something tighten around his neck; dozens of saiyajin tackled him to the ground.
The ouji easily blasted the chibis away without harming them by using a kiai. The wind from his ki sent them tumbling
off-stage and caused them to knock into half the people backstage. Several of the chibi fusion saiyajins sneaked up from
behind him. Vegeta whipped around to see them only to hear a voice from above him.
" Kahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! "
a blast erupted from the tower window and blasted a large hole in the floor, sending the chibis falling downward until they
caught themselves and hovered beneath the hole quietly.
" WHEE!! " Gogeta took this moment to jump down the hole as well. Vejitto sweatdropped from off-stage.
Vegeta snorted and ignored the fusion's act of 'foolishness'. His eyes widened in surprise and delight as he looked
upward at the source of the blast and smiled warmly, " Kaykarrotto. "
The larger saiyajin smiled back at very welcomed one the ouji had given, then with slight embarassment, bent down and
curtsyed for him, " My prince~~... " she said emotionally.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " the little ouji snickered, rubbing his hands together deviously, " Yes Kakarrotto, YOUR
prin-- " Vegeta froze suddenly, momentarily forgetting he was onstage, " Oh. Heh-heh, continue Princess Kayka. "
Goku cocked his head at Vegeta, confused, then coughed back into Kayka's voice, " My Prince, in your long-awaited
absence our people have continued their daily lives until two terrible monsters recently decended upon us. One has possessed
the citizens along with our families and is using them as puppets while the other locked me in here. It feeds off my pure
energy. I believe if I were to escape the castle we could easily defeat them both! "
" Yes, its a good thing I just blasted about half the citizens into oblivion then, isn't it. " Vegeta boasted.
Kayka watched as several chibis poked their heads above the hole and waved to her. Kayka giggled, " Oh YES V-sama!
You're so VERY brave. "
" We'll see how 'brave' you are after your butt is fulla lead. " Chi-Chi smirked as she, still blinded by the
eye-cover, reached into her bag in search of a gun.
" KAASAN! " Gohan yelped as Chi-Chi pulled it out.
" Heh-heh, "sense the evil ki and throw". " she calmly quoted, then pulled the trigger.
" VEGGIE LOOKOUT!!! " Goku yelped in his normal voice. Vegeta spun around to see what the larger saiyajin had shouted
about only to feel something just wizz by the back of his head. The ouji froze and glanced over to see a bullet now lodged in
the backround's wall.
" Well, my dear, SWEET Kayka, it SEEMS there are monsters just about EVERYWHERE, doesn't it? " he smirked in
Chi-Chi's direction. She pulled the blindfold and mouthpiece off, then threw them unintentionally at Gohan's head. The
demi-saiyajin cringed in slight pain.
" Oww. "
" You keep saying that Ouji, " Chi-Chi sat back in her chair and re-loaded the gun, " Just wait till the next half of
your little play, you won't be ALIVE to finish your fairy-tale! "
" Oh Vegeta-sama, are you alright? " Kayka said, overly worried for him. A slight Goku-ish grin sneaked across her
face, " Do you need a hug? "
" I feel I will need a little MORE than just hugging by the time I get up there, Princess Kaykarrotto. " Vegeta said
smoothly. Kayka giggled embarassingly.
" Aww Veggie I'm getting all tingly inside again! " Kayka squealed.
Vegeta paled, " NO! No tingling! " he shrieked in terror, " You don't wanna be tingling! Tingling's a BAD THING,
_KAYKA_!!! "
" It is? " Kayka gulped, " AHH V-SAMA MAKE IT STOP!! " she cried, scratching herself all over in a panic to stop the
'tingle'.
" I will, my sweet oujo. " the smaller saiyajin did a little bow.
" Veggie's OUJO for reeeeaaalll? " Kayka's eyes sparkled; she quickly shook her head, " I mean, V-sama we must find a
way to stop them! "
" We WILL, Kaykarrotto. Together we can accomplish ANYTHING we desire!! And once we kill off these beasts and
Bejito-sei is at one once again I will ask for your hand and we shall rule over the entire universe together side-by-side for
all of eternity!!! Kayka, my love, these creatures are the only thing standing in the way of our true happiness! And I firmly
believe we can beat them. " the ouji proclaimed passionately.
Everyone in the entire audiance and backstage stared at the saiyajin in awe.
" Gohan! He sounds SERIOUS!! " Chi-Chi whispered loudly to him.
" Calm down Kaasan, " Gohan whispered back to the shuddering Chi-Chi, " Vegeta wrote this stuff, he's just reciting
it from memory. It's not REAL. "
" WHAT IF GOKU _THINKS_ IT IS!! " Chi-Chi bit her lip, motioning to the love-sick-looking saiyajin leaning out the
windowledge.
Kayka smiled down at him, " The one downstairs by the gate could be easily defeated. Once he is gone the spell upon
the others will be lifted! And knowing how powerful the second demon is we will need every one of them to help us defeat her,
ouji-sama. "
" Of course we will defeat them, Kayka, I have absolute confidence in our ability to work together and conquer ANY
foe that dares to challange OUR kingdom. " the little ouji looked up at the tower, slipping off into a day-dream, " Oh my
princess. " Vegeta slid off his horse and walked up to the castle. The horse turned to walk off-stage the way it had come
only to fall into the large gaping hole that was still on the stage. The horse screamed only to have the chibi fusions and
Gogeta catch it and bring it off-stage. The audiance, however, had failed to notice this with their eyes locked on the two
saiyajins.
" Kayka, Kayka my koi, jump from the window and I shall catch you in my waiting arms and we shall fly off into the
sunset and build a new kingdom just for the two of us! " the ouji mused, holding his arms out.
" Veggie what're you talking about? That's not in the script!!! " Goku whispered at the dazed prince, " And where'd
the horse go!! We still need him! "
" Forget about that baka horse! I'll get you a new one. Heck, I'll get you a hundred new ones! " Vegeta exclaimed,
" Jump Kayka! "
" ... " Goku looked around uneasily, ::What is HE reading from???:: he glanced over at the script he had brought in
the tower with him just incase he flubbed a line. Goku flipped throught he pages, " There's nothing in here about Kayka and
Veggie running off together....AND I CAN'T FIT THROUGH THAT LITTLE WINDOW!! " the larger saiyajin groaned, " Little Veggie
probably went off into Veggie-la-la-land from all the realistic-looking stuff and now he's in one of his little Veggie
day-dreams!! OHHHHHH.... " Goku bit his lip, unsure of what to do next. He ran back over to the window, " Umm, my sweet
little Veggie-sama, why what, umm whatever are you talking about? I cannot fit through this window seeing as my body is too
big to fit through. " Goku grinned cheesily, ::How did little Veggie think up all those fancy romantic lines!:: he mentally
sassed himself.
" Mmm...? " Vegeta flew up until he was level with the window. He smiled dreamily at Kayka and grabbed her hands,
" Oh Kayka! Can't you just feel that beautiful-smelling spring wind rustling through the air. "
Kayka sweatdropped, " Veggie, there's no wind, we're inside. "
" Hahaha, oh Kayka-chan. " he rubbed her hands against his cheek, " I love it when you spout complete nonsense like
that! " he looked up at her, " Come away with me Kayka. " Vegeta pleaded.
" Umm, Veh--Veh-Veh---Veggie you only THINK you're seeing Kayka cuz your little Veggie brain's been oversaturated
with realistic versions of stuff from your day-dreams and you're going completely off-script and you're not supposed to be
able to reveal you can fly yet and you use your horse to help defeat the first monster, REMEMBER VEGGIE!! " Kayka said,
trying to get through to him.
" There's endless possiblities you know, we could go anywhere your heart desires Kayka. Tell me where you want to go?
I'll take you anywhere with me, no oujo. "
Goku's stared off w/big sparkily eyes, " Veggie's ~*OUJO*~...---URG! I mean, Veggie wake up! " the larger saiyajin
shouted, flustered.
" Hmmm? " the ouji only mused back and touched noses w/the larger saiyajin.
" ACK! " Goku yelped, " LITTLE VEGGIE FORGIVE ME!!! " he cried out, then slapped Vegeta across the face.
" ... " Vegeta blinked several times, confused as the wild meadows suddenly disappeared below him, being replaced by
the stage and the hundreds of people sitting in an audiance. He froze and looked up to see Goku looking at him, concerned.
" Veggie? " Goku said slowly in a worried tone, " Are you feeling oh-kay little Veggie? "
" ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " the ouji screamed in terror, pointing at Goku, " AHH AHH AHH AHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~GASP-FOR-AIR~HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
" VEGGIE!! " Goku exclaimed, smacking his hands over Vegeta's mouth to stop the ouji's hysterical screaming, " Please
calm down lil Vedge'ums, you were only having a daydream, but it's over now oh-kay. " the saiyajin said comfortingly, giving
the smaller one a hug.
" My God....I nearly kissed YOU! " Vegeta shuddered in disgust.
" Hm, that would've thrown off the play too, little Veggie doesn't smooch Kayka till the very end of the play. " Goku
grinned.
" Don't remind me. " Vegeta said flatly.
Both saiyajins glanced at the confused and waiting audiance.
" Veggie, go get your horse back while I create a diversion. "
" Hai. " Vegeta nodded, floating back down to the floor and running offstage.
" HA! DIE EVIL MONSTER THAT JUST TRIED TO ATTACK ME! HA HA HA HA!! " Kayka shouted as she ran deeper into the tower
were she was now unseen by the audiance and began throwing fake kicks and punches at an imaginary foe, " HA HA HA!! TRY TO
SCARE _MY_ SOON-TO-BE-KING, EH? TAKE _THAT_!!! "
Goku poked his head out of the window and gave the ouji a thumbs up. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Big bakayaro. " he grumbled, then closed up the hole in the stage and grabbed the horse. Vegeta dragged the horse
back onto the stage and hopped on. The poor horse still shivering from its fall through the hole. He paused when he realized
he was still being watched by the audiance, then hopped back on the horse and rode back up to the castle, trying to get back
into the mood of things. He stopped at the castle and sighed, " Kayka. " he said, slightly testy.
" Good luck my prince. " Kayka's voice came from above him. The little ouji's expression softened as he continued to
stare at the door.
" Kayka. " Vegeta smiled lovingly, " Kayka I will need no luck on this excursion, for my sheer strength and power
shall easily aid me in overcoming these creatures! " he said determindly, then pulled out Mirai's sword and sliced the door
in two.
" Greetings, ouji. " the first monster said as it loomed out of the castle, " You did such a wonderful job on the
door, shame you won't live long enough to slice through another one.
" Heh. " Vegeta smirked, then stood up on his horse and lept into the air, quickly followed by the monster. The ouji
thrust his sword downward and sliced through the beast like a shiskibob, " BWAHAHAHA!! That was easy! "
" Yes, a little TOO easy if you ask me. " a familiar voice came from within the castle. Vegeta froze and Kayka
watched from her open windowledge as a figure similar-looking to Bulma's homemade monster stepped out into the light.
" Freezer!!!! " the little ouji shrieked in terror as he stood paralized infront of his horse.
" YOU DARE TOUCH MY LITTLE VEGGIE AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU WITH THE WRATH OF 1000 ANGRY SUNS!!!! " Goku roared from
above them. Both Vegeta and Freezer blinked, glancing up at the enraged larger saiyajin who had just burst into ssj3 and was
snarling like a wild beast himself.
" Wow, Kakay's ready to fight to the death just to keep me safe!....DON'T DIE ON ME KAKAY!!! " Vegeta shouted up to
him.
" Oh will you both quit with the overdramatics. I'm not here to kill you. " Freezer scoffed. Goku powered down to
normal.
" You're not? "
" Of course not. You see, Vegeta, that blue gi-clad saiyajin friend of yours happened to tell Baba about you and
Kakay--or should I say Kayka's, little fairy-tale play. Baba in turn told Enma, who told his workers, the Onis. The news
eventually traveled down to the Onis that work down in h.f.i.l. I overheard them and decided this would be an enjoyable thing
to participate in; being that my current substitute in your play was some piece of machinery. I'm merely here for the show;
and I'm particually interested in that ending of yours. I had no idea you had a little 'thing' going for "Kakay". " Freezer
smirked.
" I HAVE NO 'THING' FOR KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, his face going bright red.
" YEAH! VEGGIE HAS NOTHING FOR ME, DO YOU VEGGIE! " Goku added, then folded his arms, " Besides, Veggie already has a
lil crush on Kayka who he made up for this play and looks kinda like how my sister would look if I had one but I don't. "
" ...what? " Vegeta looked up at Goku, theroughly confused.
" Heehee, silly Veggie's all confused. " Goku clasped his hands together, delighted at the baffled look on the ouji's
face, " I love confusing Veggie! "
" Funny how you made up a second 'female' name for Goku, I chuckle at that little "Kakay" incident when I still think
about it. "Kayka" just doesnt have that gut-bustingly laughableness that comes with mocking you, Vegeta. " Freezer commented.
" What SECOND girl name? " Goku blinked, " Veggie only made up one! "
Vegeta turned pale and gulped nervously.
" Oh, you don't remember, do you Son Goku? Hahaha, that's very funny, but considering the first time it was used that
way was merely a few months after I had been sliced to bits and sent to h.f.i.l, I believe I'll let that part slide. "
Goku narrowed his eyes and bent in a defensive position, " Grrrrrrr... " he growled quietly, preparing to jump out
the window and attack Freezer; even if it meant destroying a chunk of the scenery in the process. Vegeta held Mirai's sword
up protectively, glaring at the icejin.
" It's been so long, hasn't it. " Freezer noted, " If I remember it right you accidentally came up with "Kakay" to
save yourself from being arrested by the outer-space police; why I even performed your ceremony as part of my 'good-deed'
punishment in otherworld. What fun that was. Odd how you're still using that name now when it was intended for that imaginary
girl you had Goku portray so nicely as your fake 'wife'. It's been so many years since then and you're still so lovingly
refering to him as "Kakay". Does this mean "Kayka" is merely version 2.0 of your pretend oujo. How sad. " he chuckled.
" I will kill you. " Vegeta said in a dead-serious tone, holding the sword infront of Freezer with utter accuracy.
" Kakay? " Goku blinked, " HEY! Waitasecond!......... "


:::" HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE! " a voice giggled from behind them, " HEY YAMCHA! VEGGIE! LOOKAT
ME! " Goku laughed, wearing a shoulder-length, blonde, flip-wig, " I FOUND IT IN THE TRUNK FROM
LAST YEAR'S HALLOWEEN! " he shouted, then teleported over to them, " Don't I look coOOOOL! " he
said in his slightly annoying, high-pitched voice. Goku looked down at the officers, " Hey Veggie
, who're the guys in the funny uniforms? " he asked innocently. Vegeta rolled his eyes at Goku,
then put his hand over his face, embarassed.
The second officer stared at Goku for, then broke into a grin, " OHHHH! I GET IT! " he
said sneakily, then shook Goku's hand, " This little lady must be the fianceé. " he said as
everyone else fell to the ground, animé-style.
" THAT'S NO LADY! " Vegeta yelled, " THAT'S KA-- " he caught a glance of the first
officer, who instantly gave Vegeta a suspicous look, " uh....Kakay (kah-kee), heh-heh, yeah. "
he nervously put his hand behind his head.
" Kakay? Vegeta, what're you talking abou--MMPH! " Goku yelped as Vegeta slapped his
hand overtop of Goku's mouth.
" HEH-HEH! " Vegeta made a fake laugh, " Kakay never knows when to SHUT UP, " he quickly
sent a glare at Goku, then turned back to the officers but still talking to Goku, " Do you,
dear? ":::

" *GASP* VEH-GEE!!! " a voice exclaimed from above Vegeta and Freezer. Vegeta gulped nervously and looked upwards at
Goku.
" Yes? " he squeaked out.
The larger saiyajin glared, then grinned with delight, " Aww little Veggie! That is so sweet of you! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, once again confused and unaware of the larger saiyajin's personal flashback, " Huh? "
" I remember now! I lived with Veggie for 2 weeks and we had so much fun; even though Veggie was a little grumpier
back then than he is now cuz that was when I had only known Veggie for about 2 years and we hadn't had our portara fusion yet
and Veggie hadn't gotten all mushed-up nice like he is now! Even though I only got to be little Veggie's PRETEND oujo he
still loves me so very much to still call me Kakay when he's happy with me just to show how important I am to him and how
CLOSE we are to each other! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh... " Vegeta laughed nervously, his face glowing bright red, " 'close', right, hehhh... " the
ouji shook the redness off, then nodded, " That was also the first time Onna attempted to assassignate me. " he said, then
smirked, " She was so jealous of my NATURAL ability to attract peasants that she's been trying to kill me ever since! "
" Which Chi-chan still has not a-ccomplished to this day! " Goku said happily.
Gohan looked over to his right to see Chi-Chi no longer in her seat, " ...uh-oh. "
" You mean Kakarroujo was Toussan's pretend princess for a whole half a month?! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN AND HOW DID I
MISS IT!! " Bura exclaimed from offstage, holding one of the chibi saiyajins in her arms.
" Before you were born. You missed it by about a decade. " Mirai responded. Bura sweatdropped.
" So, you're not offended by that nickname? " Freezer chuckled.
" Why should I? It's just Veggie's version of, well, the name Veggie; only using my name instead of his. " Goku
smiled, " Besides Veggie seems to like saying it so much! Cuz Veggie's all "thank you Kakay" and "help me Kakay" and "Kakay
wuvs me, don't you Kakay"! " the larger saiyajin clasped his hands together.
" Kakarrotto... " Vegeta gritted his teeth, his face bright red, " DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU WERE SPEAKING TO!!! " he
screamed.
" So, are you still lov--I mean, living with "Veggie"? " Freezer mocked.
" No I live in my own house. " the slightly confused saiyajin cocked his head. Vegeta groaned.
" What a very INTERESTING princess you have, "Veggie". " Freezer turned back to the ouji, " Care to 'kill' me now? "
" What? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, suspicous.
" You know, 'kill' me. Attack with your sword and I'll 'pretend like you've slain me by sticking it between my arm
and torso. It'll be fun. " he laughed.
Vegeta smirked, " Sure. YAAAAAAHHHHH!!! " he threw the sword forward between the said place while forming a small
unseen ball of ki in his free hand. Freezer snapped his arm against his side and gasped as if dying.
" OH THE PAIN! THE UTTER AGONY OF IT ALL!! THE WORLD AROUND ME IS SPINNING! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK! AND BLURRY!!
THIS IS IT!! " he fell onto his knees, " THIS IS IT! THE END!! THE EN--ack!? "
Vegeta shot a ki blast at Freezer's neck, decaptiating him and sending the icejin's head rolling off his shoulders
and onto the stage.
" YAY VEGGIE! HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!! " Goku cheered excitedly, bouncing up and down. The little ouji stood proudly,
a big smile on his face, " Veggie is my hero!! "
" Why yes Kakay, I AM your hero. " Vegeta boasted.
" My LITTLE hero. " Goku grinned, putting his hand down to where Vegeta's height would be.
The ouji sweatdropped, " Yes, your 'little' hero. " he said dryly.
" Well, that was immature. " Freezer's head grunted as the icejin's body walked over to his head and picked it up and
walked off-stage. He walked infront of the first row and glared at a man in one of the seats, " MOVE! " Freezer's head
snapped at him. The man screamed in shock from the head and ran out of the auditorium. Freezer pleasantly sat down, " Ahh,
better. " he placed his chopped-off head on his lap and took out a video-camera.
" And what is THAT for? " Vegeta exclaimed.
" I'm planning on recording your little play's 'heartfelt' ending, Vegeta. I'm sure everyone else down in h.f.i.l.
will get such a kick out of you planting a big, wet, passionate kiss on "Kakay" there. " Freezer chuckled, motioning to
Goku, who was grinning widely, unaware of whatever Freezer was saying many feet below him.
" Care to kill ME now? " Vegeta said dryly, paraphrasing him.
" Of course not! If I did that we'd never get a chance to see how 'deep' your 'firey love' is for your 'oujo'. "
Freezer laughed at him.
" YOU LEAVE KAKARROTTO OUT OF THIS!!! " Vegeta stomped his foot.
" So you DO think of Kah-keee, as your princess... " the icejin said, amused.
" Errrrrrr... " Vegeta closed his eyes and growled. He cursed at himself for not changing the ending sooner, " AND
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE _MY_ NICKNAMES FOR KAKAY EITHER!!! I WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD!!! " he shook his
fist at Freezer, who was ignoring the ouji and busy setting up his video-camera, " Ohhh....all the other saiyajins...seeing
me kiss Kayka..... " Vegeta turned a pale green, " OHHHHHHhhh, not good. "
" My prince, now that the first creature has been defeated the spell that has trapped me within these walls should be
broken so that I may aid you in your quest to defeat the terrifying ringleader of this malintended operation. " Kayka said
determindly.
" Huh? " Vegeta blinked, " OH! Yes, umm-- " he bit his lip, trying to recover his next lines; Freezer's presense
having thrown him for a loop, " Come Kayka, I'll meet you inside! " he said, running into the castle.
" Hmm. " Kayka smiled at the ouji, then let out a little giggle, " Oop! " she blinked, then went over to the door and
turned the knob. Her eyes widened, " Oujisama! Oujisama, the door to the tower seems to be locked. " Kayka said with a
slight panic in her voice.
" It's, not supposed to still be locked, Kayka. " Vegeta said, slightly uneasy.
" Don't worry, you'll be safer in here. " a voice came from the other side of the door, " Wouldn't want you to get
Ouji-blood all over you while he's being sliced into bloody Ouji-pieces. "
Kayka nearly screamed at the thought of a sliced-up Vegeta with his body parts strewn all over the stage, " Little
Veggie! " she choked out in a small voice, " Ch--Chi-chan WOULDN'T? "
" You'd think so, wouldn't you Goku? " she responded darkly, " But I've been preparing. I'm going to get rid of the
Ouji once and for all. He can't walk around with his head in his hands like that creepy Freezer can. "
" You're going to try too slice lil Vedge'ums head right off his little body. " Kayka gasped for air as if all the
oxygen in the room had disappeared.
" You might want to avoid looking out the window, Mr. lets-the-Ouji-put-him-in-a-dress-and-pretend-to-be-his-princess
-in-a-stupid-play! " Chi-Chi schoffed.
" But I LIKE being Veggie's oujo, and, and I don't mind the dress too much. The crown's really beautiful. " Kayka
stammered, reaching for her crown.
" ... "
" Chi-chan? " Kayka said in a quiet, frightened voice.
" ... " the sound of someone running down stairs was heard from behind the door.
" CHI-CHAN WAIT COME BACK!! " Kayka shrieked, " DON'T HURT VEGGIE!! NO ONE HURTS VEGGIE!!! NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NO NO
NO!!! " Kayka cried out as she pounded the door, but to no avail, " What did Bulma make this stuff OUT OF!! " she
sweatdropped.
" Alright monster, show yourself! " Vegeta smirked heroicly as he marched into the depths of the castle, " How dare
you overthrow the kingdom of Bejito-sei, for I it's legendary warrior the super saiyajin, have come to seek my wrath upon
you and free my people along with Princess Kayka! " he paused when he heard something clank underneath his feet. Vegeta
looked down to see some of the body-parts to the robot-monster Bulma had built lying on the floor, " That's--not a good
sign. " he grimaced.
" And you're not a good person. " a familiar voice came from across the room. Vegeta looked up and gawked, " ONNA?! "
Chi-Chi stood there in what looked like a similar black body-suit the ouji had worn on Namek-sei only this one
covered just above her nose giving it a ninja-like appearance. She had armor on her shoulders, elbows, chest, stomach, and
knees that were the pink and navy-ish colors from her childhood armor. Her normally bunned-up hair in a long ponytail like
she wore when she participated at the Tenkaichi Budokai. Chi-Chi held a very large sword in her hand and on her head
was an adult-sized version of her helmet; complete with the ax she would throw at things, " Goodbye, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said,
holding up the sword that was twice the size of the one Vegeta was holding.
" Goodbye?! What the--YIPE!! " Vegeta cried out, interupted by his thoughts by the large sword almost slicing his
face off, " ONNA!!! " he snapped, " HAS YOUR MIND FINALLY SNAPPED!! "
" DIE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, running at him. Vegeta backed up and thrust his own, well, Mirai's, sword forward
and the two weapons clashed as they were now outside the castle, " You will pay for EVERYTHING you've done you manipulating
self-serving, sick, DISGUSTING little Ouji! "
" Onna what are you doing? " Vegeta snarled, annoyed.
" What am I doing!!! THAT'S SOME NERVE, but then that's what I would expect from a creepy little Ouji such as
yourself. " Chi-Chi huffed, " You're behind ALL THIS! "
" Huh? " Vegeta cocked his head.
" You stole my village's king and used your psychic powers to create this elaborate scheme to make yourself appear as
the hero! You possessed that other monster and inturn possessed your entire community on purpose to bring my Goku to your
side of EVIL! " Chi-Chi yelled.
Vegeta took a moment and smirked, ::She's trying to write herself into my play by making up her own plotline. HA!::
" I don't know WHAT you're talking about Onna. "
" You KNOW there isn't a Princess Kakay-- "
" --KAYKA-- "
" --Kayka, that is my village's King Goku-sama you have locked up in your evil Ouji-tower and furthermore HE is not a
SHE and _I_ am HIS queen! " Chi-Chi shouted. The audiance gasped in excitement at the wild turn of events.
" You are deluding yourself Onna. " Vegeta said, pushing his weapon farther to keep his opponents from hitting his
face, " Why, you must have the wrong village. There is no King here other than my father and me also soon enough. " he
smirked.
" 'King Goku-sama'??? " Kayka sweatdropped, " That isn't in the script either!? " she frowned, " Why does everybody
have to ruin little Veggie's play on him. He's such a nice little Veggie. "
" ENNNNNNNARG! " Chi-Chi unleashed her sword from the clash between Vegeta's and her own and now had it pointed at
the top of ouji's neck. Vegeta was pressed against the side wall with his head turning upward. He growled, " Hahaha! NOW I've
got you, you little sicko!! "
" Oh, I hope she doesn't kill him; that would completely ruin the ending for me. " Freezer yawned, then picked up his
head and rubbed his eyes.
" Chi-chan... " Kayka said quietly as she walked to the window, her body shuddering, only to gasp at the scene.
Vegeta pinned to the wall with Chi-Chi's sword facing his neck, " .... "
" Honestly Onna, don't you think this is a little extreme. " Vegeta snickered.
" You're one to talk! " Chi-Chi snapped, " Dressing my Go-chan up in a dress and mushy-talking all sorts of romantic
things back and forth with him infront of half the city while portraying me as some demon and me having to sit and watch you
end your little play by KISSING MY BABY!! You won't get far! Not when I'm around. "
" Ohh, poo. " Freezer pouted, putting his video-camera away, " It was going to be so amusing, too. "
" Ha! Of course I will Onna. I am the hero of this fairy-tale. I am the prince of this fairy-tale. The hero ALWAYS
wins and the prince always gets his princess, you think you'd know better by now. " he mocked.
" EVIL...LITTLE...OUJIIIIII!!!! " Chi-Chi sliced her sword upward, sending a large gash from the top of Vegeta's neck
to the tip of his chin.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta cried out in pain.
" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " a
terrified voice screamed, echoing throught the auditorium and causing the ouji to freeze in place. He painfully bent his
head lower to see Kayka watching from the window in shock, her body shuddering every-so-often, " VEH-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
The little ouji smiled briefly, then yelped and grabbed his throat with his spare hand, trying to block the bleeding.
The audiance looked on in awe and fear for the prince.
" HOW DARE YOU!! " an enraged voice yelled from off-stage. Bulma stomped onto the stage, " CHI-CHI WHAT THE HECK ARE
YOU DOING! YOU SLICED MY HUSBAND'S NECK!!! " she screamed.
" Get back off-stage Bulma. " Vegeta whispered.
" WHAT! YOU'RE BLEEDING VEGETA! SHE _CUT_ YOU!! THAT THING'S HUGE! HOW DARE SHE!! " Bulma complained.
" I'll fix my neck later, Bul-chan. Besides I have a feeling Onna's just lost a major battle in the war. " he
smirked, watching the panic-stricken worried look on Kayka's face, tears now rolling down her cheeks at the ouji's cut.
" Ugh, Vegeta you need to put something on that! " Bulma's annoyment turned from her agitation at Chi-Chi to Vegeta,
" It's going to get infected and you'll get a big scar and-- "
" BULMA MOVE! " he shouted.
" Fine! " she snubbed him, then yelped as Chi-Chi ran at Vegeta again. The ouji stopped her with his sword and
started pushing her back with it. Both swords hitting each other everytime they tried to attack. Halfway across the stage
Vegeta burst into ssj2 and easily knocked Chi-Chi's sword away with his own, sending it flying into the backround.
" I am the legendary super saiyajin no ouji! Behold my sheer power and tremble!! " he said, once again back-on-track
with his script.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.
" Onna, do you really think you can defeat me without your 'weapon' while I'm at this level of my power? You must be
joking. " Vegeta smirked, " I have to say though, you play a demon pretty well for someone who didn't want the part in the
first place. "
Chi-Chi froze in place, realizing everything she had just done and sweatdropped, " ERRR, I HATE YOU!! " she lunged at
him. Vegeta caught her in a headlock, then pulled out a capsule and tossed it at Chi-Chi, covering her in a straightjacket.
" Well Onna, it was a snazzy costume, slightly re-used mode-of-death, and the sword was a nice touch, but you lost. "
he dropped her into her seat in the audiance next to Gohan, " WATCH HER NEXT TIME, oh-kay kaka-spawn! " he said to Gohan,
who sweatdropped and nodded blankly in return.
" And thus, the monsters were defeated! " Vejitto's voice came from the narration box. The chibi fusion-babies
nervously approached the stage, waddling back to their village.
" Were you scared of the evil demon witch lady? " Vegeta smiled at the chibis, who nodded, " Well don't worry little
half-kakas, Veggie can easily take care of her. " the chibis all smiled weakly. Vegeta stood up and turned towards the
castle, " And now to rescue my beautiful Princess Kayka. " he smirked, walking inside the castle and up the stairs, " Oh
Kaykarrotto. " the ouji said in a sing-song voice as he reached the top of the stairs and knocked on the door, " Your
heroic hero has heroically saved the day and has now come to save you as well. " Vegeta commented, then looked at the 6
button control panel on the door, " Let's see, what did Bulma say it was...ah! 123. " he pressed the buttons and the door
raised open. Vegeta grinned, then yelped as something grabbed and tackled him to the floor.
" VEGGIE! VEH-HEH-HEH-GEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! " Kayka wailed as she hugged him tightly while pressing
him against the floor, " OH VEGGIE YOU'RE ALRIGHT I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!! " the larger saiyajin sobbed loudly, crying
into Vegeta's cape, " Little Veggie how's your neck? " she sniffled, lifting his head upwards.
" I'm, fine, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I've had worse cuts than thi-- "
" Veggie still bleeding!! " Kayka looked like she was about to bawl all over again.
" Ka--Kakay, err, Kayka PLEASE! " the ouji stammered while Kayka hugged him tightly, then grabbed a piece of cloth
from the bed in the tower room and wrapped it around Vegeta's neck to contain the wound.
" Veggie get better please. " she sniffled, " That looked so scary what Chi-chan did to you. I wish I had a senzu
bean to make it all go away. " Kayka stood up, still hugging the now decidedly comfortable ouji, " How could Chi-chan just
suddenly go ballistic like that. It's not natural. Not even for her. "
" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? " the glowing-bright-red-faced Vegeta looked up at her, " Kakay-chaaaaan. "
" Aww, lil-lil Veggie's face is all red again. " Kayka grinned, holding him up under the arms. The ouji's tail wagged
dreamily back and forth, " Heeeee~~~ VeggieVeggie!!! " she bounced him up and down a couple times, then went to the window,
" Good news everybody! Little Veggie is gonna be oh-kay!!! "
" HOORAY!!! " the fusions and audiance cheered, sans Chi-Chi who was mentally cursing up a storm on Vegeta.
" So, Veggie-sama know what time it is now that the play is coming to a close? " Kayka giggled, blushing lightly.
" HMMMMmmmmmm? " the still-glowing ouji cocked his head, " Curtain-call? "
" No silly! " Kayka laughed, " It is time for my SWEET little Veggie to give his princess a big wet kiss! "
Vegeta froze, his eyes bulging out of his head, " WHAT?! " he pushed himself away, " No way, Kakarrotto!!! I fought
Freezer, I fought Onna, I saved you, that's the end of it. "
" That's not what the script says. " Kayka held it up and read from it, " "Prince Vegeta gives Kayka a big long kiss"
. Yup, that's in there alright. " she nodded, proud of herself, " So, Veggie ready to give it a try? " she batted her
eyelashes at him. Vegeta gulped.
" Ka-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-- " his whole head turned a bright red as he began to stammer and
stutter uncontrolably, " --ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka, ka ka ka KA--- "
" Yeah, that's right, caca is another name for poop! " Kayka said warmly.
" Gahhhhhh~~~~ " Vegeta trailed off, his voice squeaking.
" Come on Veggie, all you have to do is lean me out of the window and give me a little bity tiny kiss and its all
over, what do you say? " Kayka said soothingly while patting him on the hands.
" Nuh--no! " he stammered, trying to pull his currently numb-hands out of Kayka's, " I can't! I can't KISS
Kakarrotto! Not infront of all those people! And--and Freezer and Onna and-- "
" Little Veggie sliced Freezer's head off and stuffed Chi-chan in a straightjacket, what is to worry a-bout? " Kayka
frowned.
" I won't kiss you! " Vegeta said bluntly.
" But that's how you wrote your ending-- "
" --well we can end it without any kissing! " he snorted.
" Veggie-- " Kayka pouted, leaning her head sideways and bent down to his height.
" WHAT! "
" Veggie just pretend its Kayka just like Veggie pretended about everything else in his play. " Kayka patted him on
the head, " It doesn't have to be a 'big long kiss'. Veggie can have a small short fairly painless one. "
" Well... " Vegeta mumbled teetering back and forth on the idea.
" Pleeeeeeeeease? " Kayka grinned cheesily.
" Just pretend you're Kayka, huh? " Vegeta looked at her suspicously.
" Or Bulma. Bulma works too. "
" That's a bigger stretch than you can imagine, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said flatly, folding his arms, " I'm going over
to the window and announce I saved you and its the end of the play. "
" But Veggie! That isn't how it ends! You'll make Kayka sad if you don't wanna at least give her a LITTLE smooch. "
" So now you're refering to Kayka from the thrid person! " the ouji rolled his eyes, then turned to her.
" No, I am Kayka until we finish the play and leave the stage, then I'm 'Kakarrotto' again, right? " she asked.
" Yes. "
" So you wouldn't be smoochin Kakarrotto, you'd be smoochin Kayka. Do you really wanna break your imaginary oujo's
heart on her? " Kayka sniffled.
" No--but--I----UGH!! " the ouji moaned in inner turmoil, then let out a yelp suddenly as Kayka pushed him to the
window.
" Veggie-sama, look at all the people who are so proud of what you did and all the villagers you saved. After you
leave this stage you'll just go back to being Vegeta Oujisama; ruler of a blown-up planet and one peasant who lives several
hours away from him, but right now your a hero! A great hero who just saved his entire kingdom from the threat of two
powerful monsters who tried to take everyone and everything he loves away from him. A great hero who's going to be crowned
king by his parents and marry his princess and live happily ever after. Don't you think you should at least give THAT Veggie
, the Veggie in your dreamland, a happy ending? "
The little ouji smiled, then grabbed Kayka by the hands and turned around, looking all dreamy-eyed, " Oh Kayka-chan,
that was beautiful... "
" Uhhh... " Kayka facefaulted, " Veggie...Veggie wake up again you feel asleep while you were still a-wake. "
" Nama do la, Kaykarrotto.. " Vegeta sighed in saiyago leaning Kayka against the ledge of the window. Kayka laughed
nervously.
" Hahahahaha, I don't know what that means in english little Veggie. " she sweatdropped.
" It means you are absolutely correct, Kayka. " the ouji softly responded, then bent down and smooched her. Kayka
mentally yelped, then reached behind Vegeta and wapped him on the back. The ouji shook from the light blow, then froze in
absolute terror as he realized actually where he was, what he was doing, and who he was doing it to. Vegeta cried out in
muffled horror, pushed Kayka away, leaned his head out the window, and promptly threw up.
Kayka stared at the barfing ouji, then turned to the audiance and grinned in classic Goku style, " And they lived
happily ever after! The end! "


" I can't believe he's been throwing up for the past 20 minutes. " Gohan muttered in disbelief.
" I'm not sure whether I should be insulted or not. " Goku cocked his head as they sat onstage; still in his Kayka
costume, " The audiance really loved Veggie's play though. " he nodded happily, " I can't believe how loud they cheered!
And they even thought little Veggie's barfing and Freezer's decaptitated head trick and Chi-chan attacking poor little
Vedge'ums was all part of the act! "
" What DID happen to Freezer anyway? " Bulma asked, capsulizing pieces of the set.
" I'm not sure. " Gohan bit his lip, " He ran out laughing maniacally waving his camera in the air with one hand and
his head in the other when the curtain came down and everyone was cheering on Toussan and Vegeta's, ech, kiss. " he turned
a pale green.
" I find eating an entire box of orange-flavored tic-tacs gets that funny Veggie-taste out of your mouth pretty
well. " Goku nodded, then let out an orange-colored breath. Gohan sweatdropped, " Besides, it's nothing to worry about.
Veggie was daydreaming I was Kayka at the time. " he grinned.
Bulma sighed, " I REALLY need to perform some psychological tests on him. Why there's complete LAYERS of Vegeta's
subconsious that need to be cleaned out, or at least understood. "
" Uggghhhh... " Vegeta wobbled down the stairs and out of the castle, barf dribbling down the side of mouth.
" Hey little buddy 'o mine. You feelin any better now that you've thrown up all that yummy food that somehow managed
to fit itself in that little bity belly of yours? " Goku said sweetly. Vegeta glared at him, then sweatdropped.
" You're STILL WEARING THAT?! "
" It's really comfy! And it makes me feel all special to little Veggie. " the larger saiyajin grinned.
" Just go change Kakarrotto. I don't think my eyes can bear it to look at you in that costume anymore. " Vegeta
moaned in pain, rubbing his eyes. He opened them to find the larger saiyajin back in his regular orange and blue gi with
the princess crown still on his head; grinning, " AHH!! "
" ? " Goku cocked his head, still grinning at the ouji.
" HOW'D YOU CHANGE SO FAST!! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Maaaaagic. " Goku said, then burst into giggles.
" ....oh. " Vegeta blinked, " Right. "
" Vegeta-kun. " Bulma capsulized the castle, then walked over to him, " How's your throat? " she said, conserned.
" I'm fine, Bulma. " he snorted, " Nothing that won't heal with a senzu bean once I get one--ack! "
Bulma tilted Vegeta's head up and cringed slightly at the gaping cut, " Dear God....what was Chi-Chi THINKING! "
Goku's eyes watered to the brim just looking at the slice down Vegeta's neck again, " Lil-lil Veh-GEEEEEEEEEEeee.. "
he stood up, clasping his hands together and sniffling, " It looks like it hurts you so muuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhh!! "
the saiyajin wailed.
" Yes Kakarrotto, it is a VERY painful gash. " Vegeta noted, " But I will recover. " he boasted, then shrieked to see
Goku looming over him, tears running down his cheeks.
" Poor Veggie's little neck!!!! "
" Bulma, let go of me so I can run far away from Kakarrotto. " the ouji said, slightly worried for what was about
to happen.
Bulma let go and sweatdropped as Goku took that moment to latch onto the smaller saiyajin and start balling into his
shoulder.
" MY POOR HURT AND IN PAIN LITTLE VEDGE'UMS I WISH I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING SOOOOONERRRERREERRRR!!!! " Goku wailed
loudly, then felt something kick him in the rear, " Oww! "
" Will you let go of him and get out to the car! " Chi-Chi said, annoyed and still in the straightjacket.
" No if I leave you will slice little Veggie's soft lil body some more!! " Goku said protectively, holding onto the
ouji like a stuffed toy.
" Goku, my hands are TRAPPED IN THIS THING. There's no way I could cut the Ouji. " Chi-Chi snorted, " By the way you
think you could help me get this thing off? "
" Nuh-uh! What if Chi-chan took her shoes off and used her feet like hands to hold the sword and attack Veggie! "
Goku accused her.
" ...say that's not a bad idea. " Chi-Chi smiled, " GOHAN! TAKE MY SHOES OFF! " she ordered him.
" Oh no he's not! " Bulma exclaimed, " I'm not letting you anywhere NEAR my Vegeta until you're mentally back to
normal...whenever that will be. "
" Haha! In that case I never get to see Onna again! " Vegeta grinned.
" Heh-heh-heh, very funny Ouji. COME ON GOKU WE'RE LEAVING NOW! " Chi-Chi said.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku sighed. Vegeta cocked his head up exposing his wound and Goku's eyes instantly watered up
for the third time, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! " he hugged Vegeta tighter.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Oh Kakay, it hurts me SO. If only Onna hadn't gone all psycho-lady and attempted to SLICE my soft, warm little body
into many many pieces I'd still be oh-kay. " Vegeta exclaimed overdramatically.
" HE COULD'VE DODGED IT! GOKU! " Chi-Chi ran over to him, " Goku that Ouji set me up! He could've gone ssj2 ANYTIME
HE WANTED! He LET himself get cut in the throat so he could gain your sympathy and make ME seem like the bad guy! " she
protested.
" Isn't that want Veggie cast you as? " Goku quieted his sobbing.
" I, yes but, URG!! I wasn't playing the bad guy! I was playing the heroine coming to stop the ouji's evil
manipulative hold on you and prove you're not his princess and that you're MY Go-chan not his!! " Chi-Chi explained.
" Kakay-chan my cut is SO DEEP. Why it might have very well punctured my lungs and destoryed my ablility to
breathe! " Vegeta fake-gasped, feeling the larger saiyajin's hold on him grow tighter, " You MAY have to give your sweet
little Veggie mouth-to-mouth. " he said, then smirked at Chi-Chi.
" THIS FROM THE GUY WHO JUST THREW UP FOR A HALF HOUR AFTER KISSING YOU! HA! " Chi-Chi laughed mockingly, " Stupid
Ouji! Goku's not THAT dum! "
" Chi-chan I'm goin home with Veggie tonight to make sure he gets better. " Goku whispered, patting Vegeta on the
back, " Can't leave hurt little Veggies all alone without love and care. "
" WHAT!? " Chi-Chi fell over, " HE'S JUST FINE GOKU! We'll get him a senzu and he'll be back to normal! "
" Oh little Veggie. " Goku sniffled.
" Oh KAKAY, you're so good to me. " Vegeta mock-sniffled in response.
" Urg... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! "
" You DID do a pretty good job of portarying yourself as the villain; even if it WAS unintentional. " Bulma added.
" I'm NOT letting MY GO-CHAN stay OVERNIGHT at the OUJI-HUT!! " Chi-Chi screamed angrily.
" Umm, Kaasan maybe you oughta go lay down for a little while, huh? " Gohan said nervously.
" But GOHAN!! THE OUJI!!!! " Chi-Chi pleaded, " He's going to wait until he's all alone in his room with my baby and
start doing, nasty creepy SICK things to him! "
" Toussan'll be oh-kay, Kaasan. " Gohan comforted her.
" MMMMmmmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. " the now glowing bright red Vegeta giggled to himself with a big smile on his face.
" GOHAN!!! " Chi-Chi cried. Both her and Gohan now looking equally frightened.
" Bulma? " Gohan looked to her for help.
" Goku can sleep on the couch, or in one of the guest rooms. " she explained, " So don't worry about it. "
" Ohhhhh.... " Chi-Chi bit her lip, very very worried about it.
" Heeheeheehahaha! " the fusion babies chased each other around the empty auditorium.
" Hey look it's the scary lady! " one of them pointed at Chi-Chi.
" SCARY! I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY YOU LITTLE OUJI-SPAWNED MONSTERS!! " she snapped at them. The fusion babies collectively
shrieked and ran to the other side of the room.
" Chi-chan that wasn't very nice. " Goku frowned.
" Evil little THINGS. They don't deserve to exist, BUT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EXIST EVEN MORE!! " she directed her gaze
at Vegeta.
" Hey little brothers and little sisters! Time to go home! " Gogeta opened the doors to the auditorium, " Your Mommy
and Daddy are here to pick you up! They brought the time machine van with 'um! "
" And what a big van it is! " Vejitto grinned.
" Mommy? " one of the fusion babies said w/big sparkily eyes. A familiar looking figure in an orange gi poked his
head in the room.
" HELLO! " the fusions Goku said happily.
" MOMMY!! " they all cheered, running at him and latching themselves on his arms and legs, " MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!! "
" He's so lucky... " regular Goku mused, sighing in slight envy, " All those adorable little fusion-babies. I'd do
just about anything to have some like that. " he smiled, dazed. Vegeta paled and inched away from Goku.
" Hee~~~ " the fusions Goku walked up to the stage, " I would like to thank you for taking care of all my little
babies! They look like they had FUN! " he grinned.
" GOKU!!--I mean--OTHER GOKU!! " Chi-Chi shouted at the one with the chibis hugging him, " Why do you have all these
half-ouji-ish creatures around? " she asked calmly.
" Didn't I send you away a long long time a-go? " the fusion Goku narrowed his eyes suspicously at her, " Yeah! You
were mean to me and tried to kill Veggie so I sent you away. "
" With his MIND. " Gogeta whispered, adding.
" That means he made his you disappear. " Vejitto said.
" ..oh. " Chi-Chi turned a pale white, " Heh-heh-heh, well, you're joking right? "
The fusion Goku held out his hand and a fairly large fish suddenly appeared in it. He took a bite, " Nope. "
Everyone else sweatdropped at his power.
" Veggie gonna come say thank you too? " fusion Goku said sweetly in the direction of the room's door. A little
figure walked in wearing a navy blue gi with a white t-shirt underneath it. He was twitching in a slightly nervous manner
as he made his way to where his counterpart and the others were standing, " There you are. " fusion Goku warmly hugged the
twitching ouji, " Who's my lil Veggie? "
" I am! " the nervous saiyajin quickly responded.
" Veggie these are the nice people who baby-sat our little babies. Why don't you say thank you to them for doing such
a VERY GOOD job. "
" Thank you. " fusion Vegeta said politely, then cocked his head towards his identical counterpart and squeaked out,
" Save me. Or kill me. Either one is fine. " he twitched.
" OH! Wanna see little Veggie dance before we go! " fusion Goku said eagerly, " He's pretty graceful when he tries
real hard and I can make his little limbs move all by themselves! It's so cute! " he clasped his hands together, then held
up his right hand and lifted his fingers back and forth, making the ouji's arms and legs move about on their own, " Haha!
I can make Veggie spin too! " he twirled his finger, causing the fusion Vegeta to twirl on one foot. Goku stopped, " Little
Veggies are loads of fun! "
" So tired...so humiliating... " fusion Vegeta shuddered. He tried to climb up onto the stage, then grabbed regular
Vegeta by the collar, " Kakarrotto sent everyone we know except me away with his MIND!! I can't even get off the planet
without him using his psychic powers to BLOW UP every sadly-primative spaceship I manage to make with what I find in the
woods behind that mountain cottage of his!!! He won't let me LEAVE!!! And he keeps making me perform cutesy tasks and sing
kiddie songs with him and PLEASE KILL ME NOW!! He can't touch me if I'm dead!! " he begged his counterpart, " Blast me
through the heart, blow my head off I don't care!!! Just do it and do it FAST!!! "
" Uhhh, I don't quite know if-- " Vegeta started.
" Kakarrotto makes me wear fuzzy light pink footie pajamas to bed because he thinks I look CUTE in them!! " fusion
Vegeta cried, his eyes bloodshot.
" Alright. " Vegeta formed a ball of ki in his hands. His counterpart smiled with relief only to pause when the ki
suddenly disappeared. Vegeta looked down at his hand, baffled, " Eh? "
" Is this one mine too? " fusion Goku grinned, looming over them.
" NO!!! " regular Goku shrieked, grabbing his respective ouji, " Fine another Veggie in another timeline! I NEED
my little Veggie and he's hurt!! SEE! " he held up Vegeta's head to show his slashed neck.
Fusion Goku gasped.
" Chi-chan did that when she was temporarily insane. "
" That's why I banished mine away. " fusion Goku replied, " No one's gonna hurt Vedge'ums NOW! " he smiled coyly at
his ouji, who gulped, " Not when I've got him all to myself! "
" Help. " fusion Vegeta squeaked out, " Please, please help me.. " he looked around at the others with begging eyes,
then yelped as fusion Goku picked him up in his arms.
" Time for us to go kids! " fusion Goku said cheerfully, " The time machine van is in the hallway right outside! "
" YAY!! " the fusion babies cheered and ran out.
" Bye bye little fusion-babies. " regular Goku sniffled.
" Bulma-- " fusion Vegeta turned towards her, " Bulma help me. Talk some reason into him! You can talk to him! I know
you can, you were always so good at keeping him calm. You saved everyone else so much time before he eventually sent them
away too. Just like he sent you away when you came up to the mountain and tried to sneak me out and take me back home. I,
I haven't been home in so many years... "
Bulma looked at the fusion Goku, worried, " Gogeta, just how strong are his psychic powers? " she whispered.
" Goku-san can zap away a whole city fulla people and make entire buildings appear and control peoples minds and
manipulate their desires and create food just by thinking about it. " Gogeta grinned.
" Uhhh... " Bulma paled, " Veh--Vegeta here's my cellphone number, why don't you call me when you get home and we can
talk. " she smiled handing fusion Vegeta a piece of paper.
" No use. Kakarrotto just zaps away the number from my brain's memory. " he shivered, " We have no phones anymore.
There are no phones anywhere in Kakarrotto's house. Not since I tried calling 911. "
Bulma looked seriously worried for this frightened version of the ouji, " Umm, Goku? "
" Veggies all mine. " fusion Goku giggled as he rubbed fusion Vegeta's belly, " And now I'm gonna have 2 more little
Veggies to play with too. and we'll all have lotsa fun together playing games and roasting marshmellows and singing songs
and I'm gonna tuck 'um all in for the night and they'll tell me how much they wuv me. " he ticked the smaller saiyajin's
foot, " Come on now Veggie! " Goku cooed, turning around and walking towards the exit, " Mmm, we'll have loads of fun when
WE get home, Veggie-chan. " he smirked, rubbing the ouji. Fusion Vegeta, struggled in the larger saiyajin's arms, then lept
out of his grasp and ran headlong towards the stage where everyone else was standing. He made a leap up at the stage only
to have his body freeze in place.
" Where does Veggie think he is going! " fusion Goku said, a hint of annoyance in his voice, " I can't let him run
away on me or else he will get a spanking when we get home. "
Fusion Vegeta whinced, then felt the hold on his body release and he came falling towards the floor only to have the
same force catch him and float him onto his feet.
" Come on little Veggie. And no tricks this time! I can see into your little head you know. " fusion Goku folded his
arms and waited for him at the end of the auditorioum. Fusion Vegeta sadly waddled to the door with his tail hanging limp
between his legs. An aura of gloom falling over him as he peeked over his shoulder at the others.
" Bye Bulma, bye Onna, bye Mirai, bye Gohan, bye Goten, bye Trunks, bye Bura! " he sniffled, " I miss you. " fusion
Vegeta's eyes glazed over. He yelped as he felt himself yanked out of the room. He stuck his head back in the doorway, " I
LOVE YOU BULMA!!! " he cried, then disappeared from view as the bright light of the time machine disappearing could be seen
flashing from the doorway.
" Wow.....that was creepy. " Vegeta muttered.
" Tell me about it. HE missed me! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" You can't...make things appear and disappear, can you Kakarrotto? " Vegeta asked him nervously.
Goku blinked, " Uhh... " he pulled something out of his pocket, " TA-DA! The 10 of spades! " he grinned, holding up
the card.
" Thank God. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" It's scary to think Toussan would go mad with power if he had super-human psychic abilities like that. " Gohan
shuddered.
" That Veggie looked almost sad to be going home. " Goku cocked his head.
" OF COURSE HE WAS SAD THAT OTHER YOU IS USING HIM AS A PUPPET AND A PLAYTHING AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE DOES TO
HIM!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily, then spat, " I should've put that other me out of his misery when he had the chance! At
least he would've died a warriors death instead of lost his sanity playing cuddle-toy to that psycho-version of you. " he
turned to Gogeta and Vejitto, " So you two going home now too? "
" Well, " Vejitto said while Gogeta giggled, " We actually brought you a little surprise to say hello and goodbye
who we met while timetraveling to go tell the other you and Mommy to pick our brothers and sisters up. "
" Really? Who is it? Another Kaka-tortured me? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Nope! " Gogeta happily squeaked out, then stepped aside to reveal a familiar looking character. Vegeta's jaw
dropped to the floor along with a look of shock by everyone else.
" Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-KAYKA!! " he gasped. There before him in the flesh stood a female saiyajin identical to the
one he had drawn. Only this one had her back spikes in a ponytail and was wearing an orange and blue gi. She shared Goku's
height.
" She's Goku-san TOO! " Gogeta grinned, " Isn't that AMAZING!!! "
" We found her when we were off looking for some chibi saiyajins to bring with us in the first place. " Vejitto
explained, " I figured since she's a she she might have a couple of her own but she doesn't. Well, she said she's going to,
but not right away. "
The Goku-ish saiyajin smiled, then stared blankly when she realized something about a foot and a half below her
suspicously inspecting her. She sweatdropped and looked down to see a little ouji staring up at her, wide-eyed.
" Kayyyka? " Vegeta smiled, clasping his hands together, " Hiiii, Kayka. " he said in a dazed voice.
The female Goku counterpart cocked her head, then bent down to his height, " HI VEGGIE!!! " she squealed.
Vegeta fell over, twitching.
" Haha! She's just like me! " regular Goku said happily.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "HI VEGGIE"!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, getting back on his feet, shocked.
" I mean, HI VEGGIE, I am happy to see you again. Even though I just saw you 5 minutes ago....wait, which Veggie is
this again? " she said, confused.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " So much for 'Princess Kayka' and THAT particular little fantasyland. "
" This is my timeline's Veggie. " Vejitto pointed out.
" OH! In that case I am happy to meet you other little Veggie. " 'kayka' shook his hand, " Does your me give you
hugs too? "
" Is the sky blue. " Vegeta said flatly.
'Kayka' giggled, " Course it is, silly confused little Veggie don't you ever look up at it? "
::All that beauty; completely opposite gender from Kakarrotto; and she STILL has a kaka-mentality!:: Vegeta mentally
groaned, ::I should've known better than to expect some sweet-sounding, intelligent observation on how wonderful a ruler I
am to her::
" My Veggie really likes it when I hug him. Sometimes we just hold each other for entire HOURS at a time! " 'Kayka'
blushed wildly. Vegeta looked past her to see another identical him; this one in the ouji's normal training gear with the
exception of his bangs were down. The other him had a gigantic victorious smirk on his face.
Vegeta glared at the saiyajin, " I envy him. "
" HIIIIIIIII Veggie-with-bangs! " Goku tapped him on the shoulder.
" Who are you? " the ouji cocked an eyebrow.
" AHH!! " Goku squealed and hugged him from behind, " I love little Veggies when they're uninformed! " he teleported
over to Vegeta, the fusions, and 'Kayka', " Silly forest-scented Veggie! I am this timeline's her! " Goku pointed to the
pony-tailed female saiyajin.
Vegeta blinked for a moment, then pointed at the original one and burst out laughing, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
The original Vegeta sweatdropped, " Now I envy AND hate him. "
" HAA~~~....WOO! Heh-heh. " the alternate Vegeta Goku was holding finally stopped laughing, " That's, really really
funny, and cruel. "
" It's crunny! " girl Goku chirped.
" Exactly Kakarrotto! " he grinned in agreement. Original Vegeta hissed at him, " Well, your life must be
interesting. " he smirked.
" Hmph. " Vegeta snorted, " Well I'M married to Bulma and I'm rich and I have a big room and lots of fancy food like
I used to eat back on Bejito-sei. " he boasted.
" I have Kakay. "
" *HISSSS*! "
" This is fun. " the other Vegeta said happily, then looked up at Goku, " Can you put me down now, Kaka--*snicker*
Kakarrotto. " he couldn't help but laugh.
" K! " Goku dropped him to the floor. The ouji yelped in pain.
" Well, good luck in all your, *chuckle* future attempts. " Vegeta shook the original's hand, " Such and odd
mutation. " he mumbled in wonder to himself as he glanced over at the male Goku. He smiled, " I happen to think I'm pretty
lucky! "
" Hey me, does your bellybutton hurt when I poke my bellybutton? " male Goku asked curiously.
" I dunno, do you feel this? " she poked herself in the arm.
" Nope, do you feel this? " he tugged at his finger.
The other ouji sweatdropped, " Spoke too soon. "
" Bakas. " Vegeta sweatdropped along with his near-identical self.
" Well, Vejitto, Gogeta, Kakarrotto-- "
" --yes Veggie? " they both turned to him and spoke simultaneously.
" We've got to get going or else it'll get too dark out to fish and we won't have anything to eat tonight. " the ouji
nodded.
" YAY!! " 'Kayka' cheered excitedly, " I love fishing with my Veggie! " she hugged him tightly, latching onto him.
" Mmm... " the smaller saiyajin grinned, his face turning bright red.
" Your Veggie lives with you? " Goku gasped.
" Yeah. " 'Kayka' replied, " We can catch more food if there's more than one of us. "
" We're not poor at all though. Infact, because, unlike what I've heard from Vejitto here; the money Kakarrotto won
at the tournament wasn't mostly wasted on learning equipment for a child that doesn't exist in my time we have plenty to get
by on, but we still have to hunt for the majority of our food. "
" MY Veggie never hunts with me. " Goku pouted, then glanced down at Vegeta w/big sparkily eyes, " Why doesn't Veggie
hunt and fish with me? "
" Why do that when I can just BUY you a supermarket! " Vegeta exclaimed, then added, " Besides I'm not going
skinny-dipping in a freezing-cold river with you while trying to catch freakishly large fish! "
" It's not freezing-cold in the daytime little Veggie. " 'Kayka' pointed out.
" Yeah little Veggie, other me's right it isn't cold in the river during the day. " Goku nodded.
" URGH!! JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!! " Vegeta screamed, fuming.
" Oh-kay. Goodbye little Vedge'ums! I love you! " 'Kayka' hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek, then hopped
into the time machine. Vegeta just grumbled in response, a light red.
" Let's go everybody! " Gogeta said happily as the fusions and counterparts all got into the time machine.
" BYE OTHER ME!!! " 'Kayka' and Goku waved happily to each other. The time-machine lifted up into the air, then
disappeared in a flash of light.
Goku smiled, " I bet SHE'S her Veggie's ~*princess*~. " he mused. He turned to Vegeta, " Hey Veggie-- "
" --Kakarrotto. " Vegeta groaned.
" What is it little Veggie? "
" Kakarrotto, I never want to hear the phrase "Princess Kayka" ever EVER again. " he shook his head in distaste,
" I'm sticking to 'servant-maidhood' and that's it! "
" Aww, what about ~*Princess Kakay*~? " Goku asked, grinning.
" NO. "
" Kakarroujo? "
" NO! "
" Aww Veggie, stop being such a baby about it! " Goku whined.
" I said NO! "



Somewhere within the depths of h.f.i.l.
King Bejito walked along the path, sipping a Pepsi when he stopped infront of a large wooden post in the ground with
a gigantic sign on it written in saiyago. He looked up at the sign.
" Attention King Bejito Oujisama and fellow saiyajins. *sip*, there will be a screening of a particularly interesting
saiyajin film at the south corner of h.f.i.l. concerning your son and/or prince. *sip*. I find the majority of you will
leave with a shock and some further insights into Prince Vegeta's whereabouts on the planet Earth. The showing will be at
8:00pm eastern/standard. Bring your own snacks. Sincerely, Freezer. " Bejito read outloud to himself, " Hmm, " he glanced
towards the south end of the place and headed in that direction with a curious look on his face, " I wonder what THAT could
be about. "
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7:22 PM 2/3/2003
THE END!
Vegeta: (gawking and in terror) YOU'RE GOING TO END IT RIGHT THERE?!
Chuquita: Yup. Pretty much.
Vegeta: You're not going to reveal whether my father or any of the other saiyajin see this 'film' either, are you?
Chuquita: Not really. Nope.
Vegeta: (groans) Ughh...
Chuquita: (perks up) Anyways! Where were we?
Goku: My Toussan's visions! (grins)
Chuquita: Oh yeah! (clasps her hands together) If you don't count the ones where the planet blows up he has some really
interesting and sometimes funny visions!
Goku: Veggie was in one of the visions!
Vegeta: (still uneasy from the cliffhanger ending) Am I.
Goku: (cheerfully) YES you AM!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Bardock saw parts of the first battle between you and Son-kun.
Goku: Yeah, that's about all the Veggie he saw; (grins) unlike when I saw that nakee Veggie preaching to me about how good a
lil saiyajin I was back when I was fighting Freezer! That was a LOT more Veggie.
Vegeta: (looking embarassed and sickened) (sarcasm) Thank you, Kakarrotto, for once again reminding the reviewers of that
one episode.
Chuquita: I taped that one and some of the other Freezer episodes last summer when they were airing. You know it took like 3
times until Veggie actually kicked the bucket?
Goku: (giggles) Veggies are like cockroaches. They never REALLY die.
Vegeta: (big evil grin)
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Now I'M getting creeped out. (thinks) The one I liked most out of Bardock's visions was the one where
you actually talked to him while on Namek and telling him its not to late for him to change and be a good guy.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Kakarrotto tries to turn EVERYBODY into a sugary-sweet blissful idiot like himself.
Goku: HAPPY!
Vegeta: (mutters to Chu) See what I mean.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Umm, I also saw the last GT ep on dragonball arena. (sniffles) I actually almost cried when Son-kun
started to absorb at the db's and disappeared. And for ANY tv show to get me remote close to doing that has got to be pretty
heart-wrenching. (perks up) However I was happy that Veggie had finally regained his normal Veggie-ness. He was also the last
one to watch Goku leave (lookin all sad like after Cell blew him up) and he turns to Pan; the only other one still waiting
and says a quote I had to snicker at.
GTVeggie: (looks down at the ripped Goku's gi shirt Pan is hugging) Take care of it.
Goku: (sweatdrops) "Take care" of my shirt???
Vegeta: If my gt counterpart was as bold as I am I would've snatched it from the little kaka-spawn's-spawn and ran off after
you.
Chuquita: Somehow Son-kun gets back to normal though cuz they show (get this) 100 years into the future. Pan is very VERY
old; there is a gigantic silver statue/monument of Goku at the budokai tournament.
Vegeta: (smirks) Which _I_ aided on building.
Chuquita: Oh you did not!! Anyway, there are two little kids fighting in the ring. On is Son's great-great-grandson and the
other is (ironically) VEGGIE'S great-great-grandson. Both look completely identical to the two saiyajins with the exception
of Goku jr's eyes (must take after someone else)
Vegeta: 6 GENERATIONS of purple-hairred spawn and my dna FINALLY decides to make a breakthrough! (victory hoot) WOO-HOO!!
Goku: (grins) I like Veggie jr's short-shorts. (snickers at it)
Vegeta: YOU LEAVE MY SPAWN'S SHORT-SHORTS ALONE!! (huffs) (big smirk) Ahh, I'd love to see Onna's reaction to them; but wait,
Onna would be DEAD already. (mock gasp) Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Chuquita: They don't reveal Veggie's whereabouts but Son-kun is apparently free of Shenlong's control and watching the
tournament.
Vegeta: (pulls up little diagram) THIS is how I think it happened.
[Shenlong: Farewell. (disappears w/chibi Goku) (re-appears 5 minutes later w/bloodshot eyes; chibi Goku bouncing excitedly
up and down on Shenlong's back.
[Chibi Goku: (sing-song) Shenny Shenny Shenny Shenny!!!
[Shenlong: (mutters to himself) What was I thinking. (grabs Son with one hand, shakes the dragonballs out of him, zaps him
back to normal and chucks him to the ground) Retiring with THAT thing on my back.
[Adult Goku: (grins at him) (takes deep breath) SHENNY SHENNY SHENNY SHENNY--
[Shenlong: SILENCE!! You may return to your loved ones now Son Goku--WHICH DON'T INCLUDE ME!! (coughs) I bid you farewell.
[Adult Goku: BYE SHENNY!!! (Shenlong re-disappears) (happily) I'm gonna go over to Veggie's house now so we can fly off into
space without Onna to physically, verbally and mentally abuse me! (flies off in direction of Vegeta's house)]
[Chu and Son stare at Veggie skeptically]
Vegeta: (grinning) Well?
Goku: I don't call Chi-chan "Onna", Veggie.
Vegeta: You did just now.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: I believed it up until you started putting your own thoughts into Son's mouth.
Vegeta: (frowns) Oh.
Chuquita: I also saw the first episode today and adult Son-kun looks surprisingly good in a tan. (from whatever super-warm
climate he lived with Uubu in)
Goku: (giggles) (flattered) It was an all-over tan too.
Vegeta: (groans) More than I needed to know, Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Speaking of "Kakarrotto" the next two stories both have some point of dealing w/that word. I have a bunch of
upcoming fics but I'm really running out of room here. *nods*.
Kaka Verson 1.0: (one of my more oddball ideas) After Veggie accidentally hits Goku too hard, causing 'Kakarrotto' to
re-appear. However, Kakarrotto's last memory was at the age of 2. Will Veggie be able to kaka-sit this 'big baby' until
Bulma is able to develop a way to bring Goku back, or will Goku be stuck in jumbo-sized diapers forever? And is Veggie
willing to change them?
Chuquita: And,
veggie-memory-erase by Chi: (heh, another attack of the mind) Chi-Chi decides to 'test' out one of Bulma's new inventions
and 'accidentally' erases every memory in Vegeta's head about Goku. Has she finally found a way to free herself and Goku
from the Ouji's curse or will Goku's NEW relationship with the ouji be even worse than the last one? Has Chi-Chi just dug
herself into a deeper hole? Will Veggie get his lil chunk of memory back? Find out!
Chuquita: Those aren't the names, that's just the code phrases I use to identify fics before I start them.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You write the summaries before the actual story.
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: Confusing.
Chuquita: I'm planning on doing them in this order. I've wanted to do something with baby Kakarrotto since the episodes,
specials, and movies I've seen him in. I've seen and read a lot of fics where the "original" Kakarrotto was evil, and I also
found the chibi Kakarrotto I used in my chibi Veggie fics was a little power-hungry as well; but if I used that version then
this story would be near the same as all the others; so I decided to go a different route and use the crying, teething, and
slightly stubborn one Grampa Gohan had to deal with before he hit his head.
Vegeta: (pales) TEETHING?
Chuquita: Actually the whole teething thing comes in a lot during this story. Chibi Kakarrotto doesn't know his grown-up body
has teeth so when he starts teething on things--
Vegeta: --he rips them into pieces.
Chuquita: (cheerful) EXACTLY! And as for the second one I have such a glut of ideas for it I don't have room to explain.
Goku: (happily) Chibi me is CUTE!! (hugs random baby Kakarrotto)
Chuquita: (gawks) Where did you get that thing!?
Goku: Time machine.
Baby Kakarrotto: (squeals) Vehdgee! [grabs chunk of Veggie's hair and chews on it]
Goku: Awwww, he loves you Veggie!
Vegeta: (groans) Just end it already!
Chuquita: Oh-kay. Bye-bye everybody! (sorry for the long-ness of this chapter) (I also added 3 more pages to my Kayka comic
on mediaminer so check it out if you can!)
Goku: (waves his chibi self's arm) Say bye-bye little me from the past who hasn't smacked his head yet!
Baby Kakarrotto: Bahbah Vehdgee!!! [waves at audiance]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm over here.