This is what I think happened after the eppies. Zim wins more. NK never
lets anything bad happen to Dib, Dib always wins (except in the wal of doom
one), erg, in my endings, it's almost never in Dibs favor. Sh*t, NKs gonna
kill me. I'll make Dib win once, so we're even. (I'm not telling when)
NK, PLEEEEEEEASE let me live.
Dark Harvest
Zim comes home, and he's all fat and stuff.
Gir: OOOOoooooooooOOOOOOh!
Zim: (can't fit through the door. Pukes up a few organs, but still can't fit.) Well, there's no point in keeping these, I already saw the nurse. (Spits them all out.)
Meanwhile, at Dibs house.
Gaz: (Sitting on the couch, still poking herself.)
Prof. Membrane: Where's Dib?
Gaz: He was taken to the Mysterious Mysteries place because he's a cow cyborg. (turns on TV. Mysterious Mysteries is on. It's at one of those puppet show reenacting scenes)
Dib actor: (walks across fake hallway stupidly)
Puppet alien meant to look like Zim: (Zaps Dib actor with a fake laser. Dib actor runs offstage, then runs back on in a cow costume)
Real Dib: No! (moooooo) That's not what happened! (mooooo) This is what really happened; I was being chased by the alien, who was-(spits out mooing can) hey! Look at this! I'm back to normal now. (realizes he can't breath without any supstidute for lungs) Guess this will have to do until I find my lungs. (Runs offscreen.)
A few minutes later, he walks into his house.
Dib: I found my lungs, but they were on Zim's front door! In a giant pile organs! People will notice the pile of organs and call the police, then someone will catch Zim, and.
Meanwhile, at Zims house, a garbageman throws all the organs away.
NK, PLEEEEEEEASE let me live.
Dark Harvest
Zim comes home, and he's all fat and stuff.
Gir: OOOOoooooooooOOOOOOh!
Zim: (can't fit through the door. Pukes up a few organs, but still can't fit.) Well, there's no point in keeping these, I already saw the nurse. (Spits them all out.)
Meanwhile, at Dibs house.
Gaz: (Sitting on the couch, still poking herself.)
Prof. Membrane: Where's Dib?
Gaz: He was taken to the Mysterious Mysteries place because he's a cow cyborg. (turns on TV. Mysterious Mysteries is on. It's at one of those puppet show reenacting scenes)
Dib actor: (walks across fake hallway stupidly)
Puppet alien meant to look like Zim: (Zaps Dib actor with a fake laser. Dib actor runs offstage, then runs back on in a cow costume)
Real Dib: No! (moooooo) That's not what happened! (mooooo) This is what really happened; I was being chased by the alien, who was-(spits out mooing can) hey! Look at this! I'm back to normal now. (realizes he can't breath without any supstidute for lungs) Guess this will have to do until I find my lungs. (Runs offscreen.)
A few minutes later, he walks into his house.
Dib: I found my lungs, but they were on Zim's front door! In a giant pile organs! People will notice the pile of organs and call the police, then someone will catch Zim, and.
Meanwhile, at Zims house, a garbageman throws all the organs away.