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Chapter 1: COMPATABILITY AWAITS YOU
Herbology started the famous Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger's day during the school year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Professor Sprout walked into the room looking rather disgruntled. "Put your textbooks away" she grunted, sitting down behind her cluttered desk. She looked up at Ron, Harry and Hermione; they were the first ones she'd see, due to the fact that they were sitting on the front row. "You three, come here and pass these out to the class." As instructed Harry, Ron and Hermione passed the sheets out and took their seats. Professor Sprout rose, looking at the class with a half smirk, half sneer on her face. "This is a love compatibility survey sheet. Fill it out and hand it back to me at the end of class. In a week or so you will get your results back. Your results will show who you are most compatible with in your grade." Ron looked at Harry, who was staring at Hermione who was gawking at Professor Sprout in disbelief.
Draco Malfoy raised his hand. "What Malfoy?!?" snapped Professor Sprout. "What if the answer choices aren't what we want them to be?" he asked in that smart voice he gets when he's trying to be tough. The Professor Smiled, "Then Mr. Malfoy, you'll get the bloody crap over it! I had to give up my lesson on killer flytraps so your sorry butt could fill this thing out! So don't bother me with your stupid comments and questions!" Malfoy swallowed hard and continued filling out the survey.
"Ron" Hermione said. "Would I make a better exotic dancer, potions teacher, or owlery owner?" Ron smiled. "Hermione Hermione…tsk tsk tsk…you have no rhythm, and you own a cat who likes to attack other living creatures. What do you think?" He said smoothly, as if he had just explained something very difficult that only he could understand. "OH…WHO ASKED YOU?!" Hermione screamed. "Hermione?" Harry said looking up from his survey. "Don't take this the wrong way but do you have PMS? 'Cause you're being a real pain." Hermione's cheeks turned a deep shade of red as she mumbled some very evil swear words under her breath that I dare not repeat. A bell rang throughout the castle that sounded the end of class.
"I know who Weasley's going to get on his list." A voice behind them said. Ron swirled around to see no one other than Draco Malfoy. "Drop it Malfoy!" said Harry through clenched teeth. Ignoring Harry, he said scuffly "Weasley'll get muggles and mudbloods, since his father adores them so. Why he'd make a better muggle than a wizard. And as for you Potter, you need to keep to your own business." Hermione, who had been very quiet during this whole thing, spoke up. "Go to heck Draco!" Draco broke his stare from Harry and turned to Hermione. "Save you a seat Mudblood." He said as he turned to walk away. Something in Ron just snapped. He launched himself at Draco, knocking them both to the floor. Several people screamed, Hermione just stared at the sight with a look of nothing else but pure enjoyment on her face as Draco Malfoy was getting the crap beat out of him. Ron took a swing at Draco, busting him right in the nose. Bright red blood drenched the front of Draco's robes. Draco drew his wand out of his pocket. Ron kicked Draco in the ribs. Clutching his side, Draco pointed his wand at Ron and said "Minifus." Ron dodged the spell, causing it to hit a suit of armor. Ron took out his wand just as Malfoy stood, then Ron shouted "Expelliarmus!" Draco was ONCE AGAIN knocked to the ground, although this time he had shot several feet before actually hitting the floor. Ron was about to jump on Draco again, but Harry stopped him. Grabbing Ron's shoulders he said "Ron! Get a hold of yourself! You've already broken his nose and probably a couple 'o his ribs! Stop now before ya kill 'em!" Ron rolled his eyes and got up.
"Are you alright?" Hermione screamed as she wrapped her arms around Ron's neck and gave him an extremely large hug. "I'm fine Hermione." He said, looking over her shoulder at Harry and shrugging. "You did all that for me?" She said looking up at him, her eyes suddenly all teary. "Hermione is there anything I wouldn't do for you?" Did I just say that?!?!?! He thought to himself. Hermione's eyes got really big right then, and as they began to overflow in tears Ron held her close and kissed the top of her head. The tardy bell rang, and since they were already late, Ron and Hermione walked hand in hand to class, and Harry lingered closely behind looking rather disgusted.
Chapter 1: COMPATABILITY AWAITS YOU
Herbology started the famous Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger's day during the school year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Professor Sprout walked into the room looking rather disgruntled. "Put your textbooks away" she grunted, sitting down behind her cluttered desk. She looked up at Ron, Harry and Hermione; they were the first ones she'd see, due to the fact that they were sitting on the front row. "You three, come here and pass these out to the class." As instructed Harry, Ron and Hermione passed the sheets out and took their seats. Professor Sprout rose, looking at the class with a half smirk, half sneer on her face. "This is a love compatibility survey sheet. Fill it out and hand it back to me at the end of class. In a week or so you will get your results back. Your results will show who you are most compatible with in your grade." Ron looked at Harry, who was staring at Hermione who was gawking at Professor Sprout in disbelief.
Draco Malfoy raised his hand. "What Malfoy?!?" snapped Professor Sprout. "What if the answer choices aren't what we want them to be?" he asked in that smart voice he gets when he's trying to be tough. The Professor Smiled, "Then Mr. Malfoy, you'll get the bloody crap over it! I had to give up my lesson on killer flytraps so your sorry butt could fill this thing out! So don't bother me with your stupid comments and questions!" Malfoy swallowed hard and continued filling out the survey.
"Ron" Hermione said. "Would I make a better exotic dancer, potions teacher, or owlery owner?" Ron smiled. "Hermione Hermione…tsk tsk tsk…you have no rhythm, and you own a cat who likes to attack other living creatures. What do you think?" He said smoothly, as if he had just explained something very difficult that only he could understand. "OH…WHO ASKED YOU?!" Hermione screamed. "Hermione?" Harry said looking up from his survey. "Don't take this the wrong way but do you have PMS? 'Cause you're being a real pain." Hermione's cheeks turned a deep shade of red as she mumbled some very evil swear words under her breath that I dare not repeat. A bell rang throughout the castle that sounded the end of class.
"I know who Weasley's going to get on his list." A voice behind them said. Ron swirled around to see no one other than Draco Malfoy. "Drop it Malfoy!" said Harry through clenched teeth. Ignoring Harry, he said scuffly "Weasley'll get muggles and mudbloods, since his father adores them so. Why he'd make a better muggle than a wizard. And as for you Potter, you need to keep to your own business." Hermione, who had been very quiet during this whole thing, spoke up. "Go to heck Draco!" Draco broke his stare from Harry and turned to Hermione. "Save you a seat Mudblood." He said as he turned to walk away. Something in Ron just snapped. He launched himself at Draco, knocking them both to the floor. Several people screamed, Hermione just stared at the sight with a look of nothing else but pure enjoyment on her face as Draco Malfoy was getting the crap beat out of him. Ron took a swing at Draco, busting him right in the nose. Bright red blood drenched the front of Draco's robes. Draco drew his wand out of his pocket. Ron kicked Draco in the ribs. Clutching his side, Draco pointed his wand at Ron and said "Minifus." Ron dodged the spell, causing it to hit a suit of armor. Ron took out his wand just as Malfoy stood, then Ron shouted "Expelliarmus!" Draco was ONCE AGAIN knocked to the ground, although this time he had shot several feet before actually hitting the floor. Ron was about to jump on Draco again, but Harry stopped him. Grabbing Ron's shoulders he said "Ron! Get a hold of yourself! You've already broken his nose and probably a couple 'o his ribs! Stop now before ya kill 'em!" Ron rolled his eyes and got up.
"Are you alright?" Hermione screamed as she wrapped her arms around Ron's neck and gave him an extremely large hug. "I'm fine Hermione." He said, looking over her shoulder at Harry and shrugging. "You did all that for me?" She said looking up at him, her eyes suddenly all teary. "Hermione is there anything I wouldn't do for you?" Did I just say that?!?!?! He thought to himself. Hermione's eyes got really big right then, and as they began to overflow in tears Ron held her close and kissed the top of her head. The tardy bell rang, and since they were already late, Ron and Hermione walked hand in hand to class, and Harry lingered closely behind looking rather disgusted.