Chapter 3-Weird Wufei
Wufei cautiously entered Duo's apartment.
"Hello?" he called. "Anyone here? Shinigami monsters? Grim reaper? Evil priests? Mutant caloflower?"
Hilde suddenly came into the room.
"Hi darling!"
"AAAAAAAH!" he screamed. "MUTANT CALOFLOWER!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Duo, your so funny! Come on in! I am ready!" Wufei noticed she was dressed in heavy makeup and a frilly blue dress.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, LESBO!?!!!" he screamed.
"This is our anniversery, silly." He remembered something about Duo and Hilde being boyfriend and girlfriend, but...
"But we aren't even married!!!!!"
The angrier Wufei seemed to get, the happier Hilde got. This only made Wufei madder, and Hilde more cheerful.
"No, but it has been one year since the day we met!!!" She threw pink and blue confetti in the air. "Happy ANNIVERSERY!"
Wufei coughed on a piece of confetti.
"DAMMIT, WOMAN!" he shouted. "ARE YOU FREAKING RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!!
Hilde wiped a tear.
"No..." and with that, she burst into tears.
Wufei wrinkled his nose. What a weakling! STRONG people don't cry when they are called retarded!
"Listen, you booch, don't be acting like that. FINE, we will DO the STUPID anniversery."
Hilde suddenly turned up. A huge smile spread across her face.
"You can decide!"
Wufei looked more revolted then ever.
"How about we go to..." he thought for a second. "Ri-chan's Rice?
"Ri-chan's Rice?" She made a funny face, then snapped back to normal. "Okay! Ri-chan's rice!!!"
She grabbed Wufei around the arm and forced him out the door.
Well, at least I get a free dinner. Wufei thought as they got into the car and drove into the city, slowly lighting as night approached.
Er...short chapter...eh?
Okay, 8-10 reviews and I'll continue. Next is...Terrible Trowa...mwahahahahaaaa...........
Wufei cautiously entered Duo's apartment.
"Hello?" he called. "Anyone here? Shinigami monsters? Grim reaper? Evil priests? Mutant caloflower?"
Hilde suddenly came into the room.
"Hi darling!"
"AAAAAAAH!" he screamed. "MUTANT CALOFLOWER!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Duo, your so funny! Come on in! I am ready!" Wufei noticed she was dressed in heavy makeup and a frilly blue dress.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, LESBO!?!!!" he screamed.
"This is our anniversery, silly." He remembered something about Duo and Hilde being boyfriend and girlfriend, but...
"But we aren't even married!!!!!"
The angrier Wufei seemed to get, the happier Hilde got. This only made Wufei madder, and Hilde more cheerful.
"No, but it has been one year since the day we met!!!" She threw pink and blue confetti in the air. "Happy ANNIVERSERY!"
Wufei coughed on a piece of confetti.
"DAMMIT, WOMAN!" he shouted. "ARE YOU FREAKING RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!!
Hilde wiped a tear.
"No..." and with that, she burst into tears.
Wufei wrinkled his nose. What a weakling! STRONG people don't cry when they are called retarded!
"Listen, you booch, don't be acting like that. FINE, we will DO the STUPID anniversery."
Hilde suddenly turned up. A huge smile spread across her face.
"You can decide!"
Wufei looked more revolted then ever.
"How about we go to..." he thought for a second. "Ri-chan's Rice?
"Ri-chan's Rice?" She made a funny face, then snapped back to normal. "Okay! Ri-chan's rice!!!"
She grabbed Wufei around the arm and forced him out the door.
Well, at least I get a free dinner. Wufei thought as they got into the car and drove into the city, slowly lighting as night approached.
Er...short chapter...eh?
Okay, 8-10 reviews and I'll continue. Next is...Terrible Trowa...mwahahahahaaaa...........