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CHAPTER 6: Bedknobs and Broomsticks without the Bedknobs
Yawn sigh quote mark "Somebody save us quickly and stop them getting acquainted!" Gandalf looked across the hall at the hobbits Merry and Pippin meeting the Weasley twins. "Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, move your hobbit legs back to your seats." The hobbits looked up at Gandalf with a rebellious smudge across their faces.
"But-"
"-Gandalf-"
"We were only-"
"-no harm meant-"
"-please-"
"-one more minute-"
"-please?" The hobbits stumbled over their words, waving their arms in an indicating way. Gandalf looked at them with a hard measuring gaze.
"Awww." Merry and Pippin slouched back to the table, dragging their feet and mumbling obscenities. Sam and Frodo followed less grudgingly. Once seated again they were served wine and they whispered among themselves. Merry and Pippin pulled faces at Fred and George across the hall. Frodo drained his cup.
"Aaaarg! Hissssss!"
There was an almighty crash and Frodo spat his wine out in an most un-Baggins-ish way before falling off his chair in his hurry to the door. Sam frowned, apologised on Frodo's behalf and followed hie master to the door. Gollum opened his eyes to see a hairy tapping foot by his head.
"Nasssssssty Sssssamwissssssse hobbit" he hissed, clambering up to see Frodo standing beside Sam. "Masssster goood masssster Ssssmeagol is a good boy! Yes he is yes 'e iiiiis! Came to find kiiind Baggginsssssss maassssster!"
AN: Sorry about that, Merri was dictating and I kinda went psycho with the keys! ^_^; I'll be good now. There, I put on my very awesome Digimon CD and that'll calm down the hyperness!
Hagrid herded back the curious students, who had rushed out at the noise.
Gollum was soon aware of Merry and Pippin standing by Sam and the rest of the Fellowship (with the nasty elf with the bright eyes) and Snape, Dumbledore, McGonagall and Flitwick. Harry, Ron and Hermione were with Hagrid by the door. Frodo knelt by Gollum.
"What happened Smeagol? You scared your poor master. I was thinking that you were hurt." Frodo spoke with civilly and calmly when to others it might have been more fitting for harsh words.
"Nasssty floating elves," he hissed, "Noisy white, floating elvessss. He threw that at Ssssmeagol." He stretched a long bony finger towards a metal urn lying in two not far away.
Frodo looked around.
"Peeves. I'll stake me life on it." Hagrid said from the doorway.
There was a wild cackle of laughter that echoed round the top of the stairs.
"Uh oh," said Ron, "here comes another prank." With a loud woooosh, the broom flew straight at the group of hobbits, sweeping Merry away with it as he turned in surprise to see what was coming. Merry let out a cry of surprise and fear.
"HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!!!!!" he yelled, clutching the bristles in panic. The broom followed his unwitting instructions and zoomed around the entrance hall, swooping and turning at an alarming speed. Those down below stared up in wonder, fascination and horror at the flying hobbit. Pippin cupped his hands to his mouth.
"HEY MERRY! IF WE PASS YOU A DUSTER, COULD YOU DO THE CORNERS FOR US?" he yelled. Sam elbowed him.
"Don't be cruel Master Pippin. How would you like to be in his position?" The students stared up.
"TURN AROUND! YOU'RE ON BACKWARDS!" called Harry. Draco sniggered. Ron turned.
"Sorry, I thought you'd died or something. No such luck. What's so funny?" Draco shrugged.
"Nothing. It's just that that's my broom." Ron stared at Draco, then looked at Harry. Harry nodded and headed out of the big front doors.
"SHUTTHEDOORSHUTTHEDOORSHUTTHEDOOR!!!" yelled Merry as the broom made for the exit. Harry ducked back inside and closed it. The broom executed a perfect hairpin turn and zoomed upwards. Harry pulled out his wand. Pippin jumped backwards, muttering about sharp objects in people's eyes.
"ACCIO FIREBOLT!" There was silence for a minute, then with a swish, the broom flew smoothly down the stairs to hover in front of Harry. He laid his hands on the handle. Pippin came forward, intrigued. Harry vaulted onto the handle and flew upwards to check the insane broom's flight. He waited for the broom to pass him, before sweeping after in a brilliant potential-snitch-capturing move. He quickly caught up with the broom, just as it started to spiral around and around.
"HeeeLLPPpp mmeeeEEEE i'm gooooIIIINNNgg to bE SIIIICkkkk," cried Merry, clinging on. Harry threw himself forward and grabbed the broom between both hands, swinging off his own broom and on to the other. Sitting the correct way around, he managed to gain control of the rampaging broom and bring it to earth, allowing the exhausted and very frightened Merry to slide off. Harry's broom floated gently down and hovered a few feet off the floor next to Harry, as if returning to its master. Merry threw himself flat on the floor and kissed it.
"Oh floor I love you don't ever leave me again," he moaned. Sam and Frodo ran over to him, the former ashen-faced.
"Oh Mister Merry, I could have sworn you were going to fall off and die, I was so afeared for you," Sam cried, helping Merry up. Merry smoothed himself down, straightening his clothes, grinning around at everyone with one of his famous "something went wrong and I was behind it" mischievous grins.
"Oh, I wasn't that scared really. A piece of cake," she said in an offhand sort of tone. He smiled broadly.
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Pippin watched everyone gather around Merry and slowly backed towards Harry's broom. He laid an admiring hand on the sleek polished handle. Harry smiled at him.
"Do you like it?" Pippin looked up with shining eyes, and nodded. "Do you want a go?"
"Oh could I?" breathed Pippin, and at a nod from Harry, climbed on.
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AN:
MW: TAADAA!!!!! We have FINALLY got this DONE!!!!!!
PS: That's right peeps, we have finally got chapter six up! Now hurry up and review so we can get another one up! Oh this feels soooo gooood......~^_^~
MW: Hey everyone, buy Viggo's book! He's such a good artist and photographer and actor, he's awesome. The proceeds go to a terminally ill guy in the LOTR crew. AWESOME DUDE!
PS: Yeah, i wanna be like him. He's my new idol. Hey, Merri wrote a cool poem (or not so cool...)
MW: A poem by me.
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
It's got a cool piccy of Dominic fishing so
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
It's the first time that Dom caught a fish. Boom boom.
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
It's got a cool black and white pic of Elijah so
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
Cos the piccies are all really cool. Boom boom.
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
Its full of the landscapes New Zealand holds close to her
Buy buy buy Viggo's book
This is the end of the song. Boom boom.
*CANNED CHEERING*
PS: I think she needs to go to bed.....