In which the two most popular movies/book series come together.dum dum
dum..ignore me. I'm strange. Anyhow, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.
It's been done b4. I could care less.
Disclaimer: One day, Legolas WILL be mine! But so far, no one is.
Somehow the Fellowship has been transported to Hogwarts. How? How should I know? That's not the point! Anyway, they are in the entrance hall during the start of term feast.
Legolas: I've never been there, but somehow I have this feeling that this isn't Moria.
Gimli: Damn right, it's not.
Suddenly, a swarm of children in black come pouring in.
Aragorn: Aaah! Attack of the hobbits! clings to Legolas
Gandalf: They're not hobbits! grabs one child by the ear and shows them the ears See? Rounded ears. These are little itty bitty human kids!
Aragorn: Leggy, why is Gandie talking about baby goats?
Legolas: ignores him
Child: Duh, we're humans. Who the hell are you?
Gimli: Give us your name, upstart, and you'll get ours!
Child: Ohh! The munchkin's got a sharp tongue! Ow! (that is meant to be in a girly/sarcastic way)
Legolas: loads his bow Shut up or meet my arrow.
Child: K. Hello, ar-falls to the floor with an arrow in him
Suddenly, 3 other kids come running over.
Girl: hugs Legolas Thank you! You killed Malfoy! Yes!
Sam: Hey, what's that you're eating?
Frodo: Wouldn't a better question be, 'who are you'?
Girl: I'm Hermione, and this is Harry and Ron.
Gandalf: This is Legolas, an elf, Gimli, a dwarf, Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin, all hobbits, Aragorn and Boromir, humans, and I'm Gandalf, a wizard.
Ron: Where's your wand?
Gandalf: Wand? Don't have a wand.
Harry: Then you can't be a wizard. We're all wizards, and we have wands. pulls out wand
Gandalf: I use my staff.
Hermione: Yeah, you're so old, you need it!
Gandalf: glares at her
Merry: I just have one question. What the hell are we doing here?
Dumbledore: walks in I would also like to know that. Why are you here? And HOW did you get here?
Gimli: If we knew, would Merry have asked? No. DUH!
Dumbledore: You never know with some people. looks over at Hermione
Hermione: What?
Pippin: Do ya have anythin to eat?
Snape: comes in Not for you, munchkin!
Legolas: loads bow w/ imaginary arrow The next one to insult one of my companions dies! Well, not Aragorn. You can insult him.
Snape: But it's more fun to insult the midgets! pouts, and is too greasy headed and altogether stupid to notice that Legolas has an imaginary arrow
Gimli: draws axe and prepares to kill Snape
Aragorn: Don't kill him! throws himself on top of Snape We're cousins!
Snape: We are? Aragorn: Shh! I'm saving you!
Snape: Why?
Author: Because I don't want you to die..yet.
Merry: Now that I look at them more closely, there IS resemblance.
Pippin: How?
Legolas: Duh. They're both stupid, greasy-headed, dirty bastards. But...Aragorn is amusing, where as HE indicates Snape is a pain up my ass, so.shoots Snape with his imaginary arrow, and so powerful is the imagination, that Snape actually falls down dead, but.
Gimli: hits Snape with his axe because he doubts Legolas' imaginary arrow for some reason.
Author: F***in retard.
Hermione: hugs Legolas tighter Yay! He's dead!
Gimli: Why are you hugging HIM? I'm the one who killed the guy!
Hermione: Yeah, but, I mean, come on. LOOK at him! He is SO HOT!
Harry: Hermione! I'M your boyfriend! (we all knew it was going to happen one day)
Legolas: Yeah, uh, and I don't like being hugged. Only Gimli can hug me.
All but Legolas and Gimli: WHAT?!
Legolas: It's time we told them, Gimli.
Gimli: Do we HAVE to?
Legolas: They're gonna guess anyway.
Gimli: Ok, ok. 1, 2, 3-
Legolas & Gimli: W- suddenly, for no reason, they fall to the floor
Dum, dum, dum. scary music plays Yeah, I know, but, what the hell, I haven't figured everything out yet! =) Stay tuned 4 CHAPTER 2!
Disclaimer: One day, Legolas WILL be mine! But so far, no one is.
Somehow the Fellowship has been transported to Hogwarts. How? How should I know? That's not the point! Anyway, they are in the entrance hall during the start of term feast.
Legolas: I've never been there, but somehow I have this feeling that this isn't Moria.
Gimli: Damn right, it's not.
Suddenly, a swarm of children in black come pouring in.
Aragorn: Aaah! Attack of the hobbits! clings to Legolas
Gandalf: They're not hobbits! grabs one child by the ear and shows them the ears See? Rounded ears. These are little itty bitty human kids!
Aragorn: Leggy, why is Gandie talking about baby goats?
Legolas: ignores him
Child: Duh, we're humans. Who the hell are you?
Gimli: Give us your name, upstart, and you'll get ours!
Child: Ohh! The munchkin's got a sharp tongue! Ow! (that is meant to be in a girly/sarcastic way)
Legolas: loads his bow Shut up or meet my arrow.
Child: K. Hello, ar-falls to the floor with an arrow in him
Suddenly, 3 other kids come running over.
Girl: hugs Legolas Thank you! You killed Malfoy! Yes!
Sam: Hey, what's that you're eating?
Frodo: Wouldn't a better question be, 'who are you'?
Girl: I'm Hermione, and this is Harry and Ron.
Gandalf: This is Legolas, an elf, Gimli, a dwarf, Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin, all hobbits, Aragorn and Boromir, humans, and I'm Gandalf, a wizard.
Ron: Where's your wand?
Gandalf: Wand? Don't have a wand.
Harry: Then you can't be a wizard. We're all wizards, and we have wands. pulls out wand
Gandalf: I use my staff.
Hermione: Yeah, you're so old, you need it!
Gandalf: glares at her
Merry: I just have one question. What the hell are we doing here?
Dumbledore: walks in I would also like to know that. Why are you here? And HOW did you get here?
Gimli: If we knew, would Merry have asked? No. DUH!
Dumbledore: You never know with some people. looks over at Hermione
Hermione: What?
Pippin: Do ya have anythin to eat?
Snape: comes in Not for you, munchkin!
Legolas: loads bow w/ imaginary arrow The next one to insult one of my companions dies! Well, not Aragorn. You can insult him.
Snape: But it's more fun to insult the midgets! pouts, and is too greasy headed and altogether stupid to notice that Legolas has an imaginary arrow
Gimli: draws axe and prepares to kill Snape
Aragorn: Don't kill him! throws himself on top of Snape We're cousins!
Snape: We are? Aragorn: Shh! I'm saving you!
Snape: Why?
Author: Because I don't want you to die..yet.
Merry: Now that I look at them more closely, there IS resemblance.
Pippin: How?
Legolas: Duh. They're both stupid, greasy-headed, dirty bastards. But...Aragorn is amusing, where as HE indicates Snape is a pain up my ass, so.shoots Snape with his imaginary arrow, and so powerful is the imagination, that Snape actually falls down dead, but.
Gimli: hits Snape with his axe because he doubts Legolas' imaginary arrow for some reason.
Author: F***in retard.
Hermione: hugs Legolas tighter Yay! He's dead!
Gimli: Why are you hugging HIM? I'm the one who killed the guy!
Hermione: Yeah, but, I mean, come on. LOOK at him! He is SO HOT!
Harry: Hermione! I'M your boyfriend! (we all knew it was going to happen one day)
Legolas: Yeah, uh, and I don't like being hugged. Only Gimli can hug me.
All but Legolas and Gimli: WHAT?!
Legolas: It's time we told them, Gimli.
Gimli: Do we HAVE to?
Legolas: They're gonna guess anyway.
Gimli: Ok, ok. 1, 2, 3-
Legolas & Gimli: W- suddenly, for no reason, they fall to the floor
Dum, dum, dum. scary music plays Yeah, I know, but, what the hell, I haven't figured everything out yet! =) Stay tuned 4 CHAPTER 2!