Here you go. Chapter 2. No one has even reviewed the first one yet. (
course, I only put it up yesterday.but.that's not the point. Anyway, enjoy,
and PLEASE REVIEW!!! It will inspire me to many more parodies!!!
Disclaimer: HOW many times must I say this?
Random voice: Don't know. Just say it.
Me again: shut up. I'll just put.....
Disclaimer: See first chapter. It's the same (how do you spell duh?)
Aragorn: Leggy!
Hobbits: YES!
Gandalf: hits Frodo with his staff, creating a domino effect on the hobbits
Frodo: falls
Sam: falls
Pippin: falls
Merry: What do I do? Oh, right! falls
Boromir: Thank god! No more hobbits! For now, anyway.
Gandalf: Boromir, we don't have a god.
Boromir: Oh, whoops. Then thank..thank..looks at
Aragorn dreamily Thank Arry!
Aragorn: dreamily Your welcome.
Boromir: Arry, will you marry me? Please?
Aragorn: WHAT? You f***ing @$$hole! ME? Marry YOU?! What is this $#it? Of COURSE I will! Dumb @$$ I've been waiting and waiting!
They look like they want to kiss, but seem to decide not to, because Boromir whispers in Aragorn's ear and he gets a very silly grin on his face (Aragorn does).
Harry: There's nothing for it, Ron. Will you marry me?
Ron: Oh, Harry! How did you know?
Hermione: looks up from Legolas' chest, where she threw herself when he fell What about me, Harry?
Harry: I..uh..well.uh.
Legolas: You can have her. picks her up off of him and throws her over to Harry, who catches her
Gandalf: Wait! You're knocked out!
Legolas & Gimli: No, we aren't.
Legolas: We wanted to see what you guys would say behind our backs, so, takes out bow and gleefully shoots one hobbit after another, shooting Frodo last
Gandalf: Aaah! Thank you! I love you!
Legolas: No you don't!
Dumbledore: Forgive me for interrupting, bu-
Legolas: kills him No, I don't forgive you. I'M supposed to have the longest hair.
Ok, death count please! Getting screwed up, so: the peeps w/ stars is dead: Legolas Aragorn Frodo* Sam* Merry* Pippin* Gimli Boromir Gandalf Harry Ron Hermione Snape* Dumbledore* Child (Malfoy)*
On with the story.
Harry (to Ron): Violent, these men are.
Legolas: I'm no man! walks away up the marble staircase, insulted
Aragorn: Leggy! Come back! They don't know! starts crying
Hermione: Shut up, crybaby! Leggy! Come back!
Legolas: I'm coming! I'm just making myself feel better by doing this because HE points to Harry said I was a man! A man? HA! I'm an ELF! You're just jealous! breaks into song, which will be the next chapter and also featured as it's own story.along with others. After the song he zooms down the railing like at Helm's Deep, 'cept with a shield from a suit of armor which is conveniently placed there just for him.
That's the end. I just didn't want you to forget the circumstances in which Legolas' song is sung, so, coming soon!
Disclaimer: HOW many times must I say this?
Random voice: Don't know. Just say it.
Me again: shut up. I'll just put.....
Disclaimer: See first chapter. It's the same (how do you spell duh?)
Aragorn: Leggy!
Hobbits: YES!
Gandalf: hits Frodo with his staff, creating a domino effect on the hobbits
Frodo: falls
Sam: falls
Pippin: falls
Merry: What do I do? Oh, right! falls
Boromir: Thank god! No more hobbits! For now, anyway.
Gandalf: Boromir, we don't have a god.
Boromir: Oh, whoops. Then thank..thank..looks at
Aragorn dreamily Thank Arry!
Aragorn: dreamily Your welcome.
Boromir: Arry, will you marry me? Please?
Aragorn: WHAT? You f***ing @$$hole! ME? Marry YOU?! What is this $#it? Of COURSE I will! Dumb @$$ I've been waiting and waiting!
They look like they want to kiss, but seem to decide not to, because Boromir whispers in Aragorn's ear and he gets a very silly grin on his face (Aragorn does).
Harry: There's nothing for it, Ron. Will you marry me?
Ron: Oh, Harry! How did you know?
Hermione: looks up from Legolas' chest, where she threw herself when he fell What about me, Harry?
Harry: I..uh..well.uh.
Legolas: You can have her. picks her up off of him and throws her over to Harry, who catches her
Gandalf: Wait! You're knocked out!
Legolas & Gimli: No, we aren't.
Legolas: We wanted to see what you guys would say behind our backs, so, takes out bow and gleefully shoots one hobbit after another, shooting Frodo last
Gandalf: Aaah! Thank you! I love you!
Legolas: No you don't!
Dumbledore: Forgive me for interrupting, bu-
Legolas: kills him No, I don't forgive you. I'M supposed to have the longest hair.
Ok, death count please! Getting screwed up, so: the peeps w/ stars is dead: Legolas Aragorn Frodo* Sam* Merry* Pippin* Gimli Boromir Gandalf Harry Ron Hermione Snape* Dumbledore* Child (Malfoy)*
On with the story.
Harry (to Ron): Violent, these men are.
Legolas: I'm no man! walks away up the marble staircase, insulted
Aragorn: Leggy! Come back! They don't know! starts crying
Hermione: Shut up, crybaby! Leggy! Come back!
Legolas: I'm coming! I'm just making myself feel better by doing this because HE points to Harry said I was a man! A man? HA! I'm an ELF! You're just jealous! breaks into song, which will be the next chapter and also featured as it's own story.along with others. After the song he zooms down the railing like at Helm's Deep, 'cept with a shield from a suit of armor which is conveniently placed there just for him.
That's the end. I just didn't want you to forget the circumstances in which Legolas' song is sung, so, coming soon!