I started this during Tech Ed, so.yeah, it might turn out just a LITTLE
weird.and dumb, but you know what. I blame Tech Ed.
Disclaimer: See everywhere else for the message: I DO NOT OWN LOTR OR HP!!!!!!!! All the credit to JRR Tolkien & JK Rowling.
Now.here it comes.my next idea.the Fellowship on broomsticks! Beware! MWAHAHAHA!
Scene: Quidditch field w/ the Fellowship, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Wood, & Flitwick (I have NO idea why).
Harry (to the F.): Ok, for some reason, we're going to teach you how to fly.
Gimli: FLY? AAAHH! screams girly scream
Wood: So, none of you can fly?
Aragorn: I fell off a cliff once!
Gimli: And I jumped onto a bunch of Uruk-hai all by myself! Aragorn did too.
Aragorn: Yeah, but I thre-
Gimli: Shut up!
Wood: Right..
Flitwick: Don't worry, Gimli, dear. We got you all the very best broomsticks. They have a strange name though. It's Dinedhel9.*
Legolas & Aragorn: WHAT?! Are you MAD?!
Flitwick: Hold on a sec. goes into state like that of Frodo when the Ring starts whispering, etc, then comes out Not yet!
They each get a broomstick and are given basic (VERY slow and basic for Pippin) instructions for riding, steering, kicking off, and landing.
Harry: on his broom All right. 1, 2, 3!
They kick off..with disastrous results.
Gimli gets airsick a foot off the ground and throws up all over Hermione. Pippin promptly falls off. Merry's starts zooming him around, 'accidentally' knocking him into things.. Boromir's goes right back down after going about 7ft up because he's too big and it breaks. (Why is that there? Don't know) Aragorn, terrified and crying, lays down on it and clings to it, trying, for some reason, to make it go UP, and it does so, until it shakes him off in disgust. Even BROOMSTICKS think Aragorn is dirty. Gandalf sits side-saddle on his, and goes sailing gaily away, until he pulls out his pipe. After several comical attempts to light it in mid- air, he finally sets light..to the broomstick, and quickly jumps off. Legolas, not wanting to mess up his hair, sits on it side-saddle, inexplicably has a brush, and begins to brush his hair. Frodo does fine, but as he urges it upwards, he begins to, uh, how shall I say, smile, sigh, and move himself a little too much. Hee hee hee. Twisted little thing I am. Sam gets jealous, and grasps Frodo's broomstick and tries to pull himself onto the opposite side of Frodo, which doesn't work, and falls with Frodo onto Boromir who fell on Pippin who fell on Aragorn who is now SO disgusting that Hermione, Gandalf, Ron, Wood, and Flitwick combined can't cast a decent cleaning spell that works on him.
Next chapter.the Fellowship with wands..MWAHAHA! Review, please!
*For all of you who don't have the Silmarillion, also by Tolkien, or didn't bother to look at the name thing in the back, that means, silent-elf. I'm trying to get the meaning, dead elf across, cuz you know, you're dead, you're silent. Catch me fluff? Don't ask about the fluff thing. Inside joke.
Disclaimer: See everywhere else for the message: I DO NOT OWN LOTR OR HP!!!!!!!! All the credit to JRR Tolkien & JK Rowling.
Now.here it comes.my next idea.the Fellowship on broomsticks! Beware! MWAHAHAHA!
Scene: Quidditch field w/ the Fellowship, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Wood, & Flitwick (I have NO idea why).
Harry (to the F.): Ok, for some reason, we're going to teach you how to fly.
Gimli: FLY? AAAHH! screams girly scream
Wood: So, none of you can fly?
Aragorn: I fell off a cliff once!
Gimli: And I jumped onto a bunch of Uruk-hai all by myself! Aragorn did too.
Aragorn: Yeah, but I thre-
Gimli: Shut up!
Wood: Right..
Flitwick: Don't worry, Gimli, dear. We got you all the very best broomsticks. They have a strange name though. It's Dinedhel9.*
Legolas & Aragorn: WHAT?! Are you MAD?!
Flitwick: Hold on a sec. goes into state like that of Frodo when the Ring starts whispering, etc, then comes out Not yet!
They each get a broomstick and are given basic (VERY slow and basic for Pippin) instructions for riding, steering, kicking off, and landing.
Harry: on his broom All right. 1, 2, 3!
They kick off..with disastrous results.
Gimli gets airsick a foot off the ground and throws up all over Hermione. Pippin promptly falls off. Merry's starts zooming him around, 'accidentally' knocking him into things.. Boromir's goes right back down after going about 7ft up because he's too big and it breaks. (Why is that there? Don't know) Aragorn, terrified and crying, lays down on it and clings to it, trying, for some reason, to make it go UP, and it does so, until it shakes him off in disgust. Even BROOMSTICKS think Aragorn is dirty. Gandalf sits side-saddle on his, and goes sailing gaily away, until he pulls out his pipe. After several comical attempts to light it in mid- air, he finally sets light..to the broomstick, and quickly jumps off. Legolas, not wanting to mess up his hair, sits on it side-saddle, inexplicably has a brush, and begins to brush his hair. Frodo does fine, but as he urges it upwards, he begins to, uh, how shall I say, smile, sigh, and move himself a little too much. Hee hee hee. Twisted little thing I am. Sam gets jealous, and grasps Frodo's broomstick and tries to pull himself onto the opposite side of Frodo, which doesn't work, and falls with Frodo onto Boromir who fell on Pippin who fell on Aragorn who is now SO disgusting that Hermione, Gandalf, Ron, Wood, and Flitwick combined can't cast a decent cleaning spell that works on him.
Next chapter.the Fellowship with wands..MWAHAHA! Review, please!
*For all of you who don't have the Silmarillion, also by Tolkien, or didn't bother to look at the name thing in the back, that means, silent-elf. I'm trying to get the meaning, dead elf across, cuz you know, you're dead, you're silent. Catch me fluff? Don't ask about the fluff thing. Inside joke.