Please Kick Butt
By Nimbus Fabella
To Eminem's The Real Slim Shady
_____________________________________
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will Xena and Gabby Pleez kick butt?
I repeat,
Will Xena and Gabby Pleez kick butt?
Yo you act like you've never seen a girl super hero before
jaws drops to the florr
With Xena and Ares just walked through the door
She started whooping his ass first and before
he tortured her more
she threw him over the furniture
AAAHHHH!!!!
It's the return of her oh wait
no wait
you're kidding
he didn't just say what I think he did
did he?
But Callisto said
Nothing you idiots Callisto's dead
She's trapped in Tartarus
Ha ha!
Livin in the underworld
tiki tiki tiki god Hades I'm sick of him
look at him!
Walking around with his you know what
condemning you know who
but he's so cute, too
Gab's probably got a couple of screws up in her head loose
But no worse then what's going on in Zeus's bedroom
Sometimes Gab tries to get on henbane but can't
cause someone stole her laced nutbread damn!
ha
Cyrene's in a fit
Cyrene's in a fit
And if you're like Atrius she'll kill you with a pick
Is this the message Xena sends to her kids?
To tell them go desroy villages, no one'll notice it!
Of course they're gonna know what a sword is
by the time they're nine aged
their dad's are all warlords ain't they?
They ain't nothin but minyons
according to Ares they got no opinions
But he's not optomistic is he?
but if they can american accents in ancient greece
Who's to say Gab didn't get her wish for world peace?
If you feel the way I feel about Jason and his golden fleece
You'll hear me sing my latest song here we go
Press release!
Cause she fights evil
does more stunts than kneval
her best friend's ranting seems trivial
so Xena and Gabby won't you please kick butt?
Please kick butt
Please kick Butt?
Cause she fights evil
does more stunts than kneval
her best friend's ranting seems trivial
so Xena and Gabby won't you please kick butt?
Please kick butt
Please kick Butt?
By Nimbus Fabella
To Eminem's The Real Slim Shady
_____________________________________
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will Xena and Gabby Pleez kick butt?
I repeat,
Will Xena and Gabby Pleez kick butt?
Yo you act like you've never seen a girl super hero before
jaws drops to the florr
With Xena and Ares just walked through the door
She started whooping his ass first and before
he tortured her more
she threw him over the furniture
AAAHHHH!!!!
It's the return of her oh wait
no wait
you're kidding
he didn't just say what I think he did
did he?
But Callisto said
Nothing you idiots Callisto's dead
She's trapped in Tartarus
Ha ha!
Livin in the underworld
tiki tiki tiki god Hades I'm sick of him
look at him!
Walking around with his you know what
condemning you know who
but he's so cute, too
Gab's probably got a couple of screws up in her head loose
But no worse then what's going on in Zeus's bedroom
Sometimes Gab tries to get on henbane but can't
cause someone stole her laced nutbread damn!
ha
Cyrene's in a fit
Cyrene's in a fit
And if you're like Atrius she'll kill you with a pick
Is this the message Xena sends to her kids?
To tell them go desroy villages, no one'll notice it!
Of course they're gonna know what a sword is
by the time they're nine aged
their dad's are all warlords ain't they?
They ain't nothin but minyons
according to Ares they got no opinions
But he's not optomistic is he?
but if they can american accents in ancient greece
Who's to say Gab didn't get her wish for world peace?
If you feel the way I feel about Jason and his golden fleece
You'll hear me sing my latest song here we go
Press release!
Cause she fights evil
does more stunts than kneval
her best friend's ranting seems trivial
so Xena and Gabby won't you please kick butt?
Please kick butt
Please kick Butt?
Cause she fights evil
does more stunts than kneval
her best friend's ranting seems trivial
so Xena and Gabby won't you please kick butt?
Please kick butt
Please kick Butt?