The Karaoke Party Of MADNESS
by GothicDJ
GDJ: hell again all, I am here to present to you chapter 2
Otogi: I do not like
GDJ: I love you too Otogi
O: I hate you to-
Celtic Guardian: STOP
O: -_-
Dark Magician: Before you utter another word, this fic is under arrest for being so damn crappy
GDJ: You'll NEVER catch me alive *runs away*
CG: STOP!! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO!! DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH!!
GDJ: YOUR MAMA!!
CG: DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMA *crying on the DM's shoulder*
GDJ: awww..now I feel bad. Here have a cookie
DM: *looks at the writing on the cookie* I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Celtic Guardian's Momma or ANY of the songs mentioned in this fic ^^
CG: damn.that makes me feel a whole lot better
O: can we just get on the damn fic, I wanna get this over with
GDJ: ONWARDS!!! Oh yeah, I want to thank my reviewers. I only got two but that makes me oodles da boodles happy ^^
LegendaryDragonRider- THANK YOU SO MUCH ^^ Since you liked Seto dancing so much, I think I'll have everyone have a little dancing section, including Seto. OOO..I'll have a circle wit people dancing in the middle. See, it's reviewers like you that give me ideas like that ^^. Oh yeah, I'm having some unruly characters, mind if I borrow your rifle?
Shade Wolf- ^^ Yah, I guess it is a kinda popular idea, but I always wanted to try it. I'll definitely try to read and read your ^^ Thanks for the compliment!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previously:
"Well," GDJ announced, "the next person will be.." pausing for a moment to draw a name, she smirked a bit.
"The next person to go will be Otogi" and then the evil grins came.
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The whole room exploded in jeers as the red faced Otogi was pushed towards the evil condom box. Taking a deep breath, he repeated the mantra in his head, 'I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate the can Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba..' Up somewhere, some unknown deity was laughing so hard, his milk was coming out from his nose. Finally sticking his hand and fishing around for the supposed perfect one. Finally taking out the perfect one, he looked at it, expecting it be something like Eminem or at least System of a Down (I LOVE THEM *glomps*). Suddenly, his face looked a lot more sullen that Bones' own. Or even more messed up than that Rare Hunter that Yami faced off with first in Battle City. One word was splashed across the paper in neat pink handwriting. One word was all that was needed to shatter him completely. One single solitary word.
Bootylicious.
He dropped the paper and thought about the fastest way out of the house. Seto, finally regaining his breath, bent down to pick up the paper.
May I Just take this time for all fangirls (and Yami) to wipe up their drool from the mental image.
Ok, I think it's safe to continue..
"OH MY GOD (Ra, Yami corrected)!!" Seto shouted in a very uncharacteristic style. Everyone looked at him laughing his ass off (Yami: I bid $20 for it ^^), practically rolling on the floor. Mins, finally getting the courage to approach the hysterical CEO, plucked the paper from his hand. Looking at it, she mustered out all the courage she could before laughing. Walking over to the CD player, she grabbed the lyrics and shoved them in front of the still immobilized game creator.
"You will sing or you face the penalties of a drag," Mins warned. Otogi suddenly snapped to life. He would rather sing in it in a room with people he knew in his own outfit, than somewhere else, in front of strangers, in a dress.
The music started an ever-popular beat and GDJ and Mins took their roles as back-up singers.
"Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight"
By this time, everyone had stopped laughing. No matter what song it was, Otogi could sing. Maybe even a little better than Seto, whom I forgot to put was a great singer.
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
Now, he was getting into it. Giving a little more 'oomf' into the lyrics as he walked around the room in a very Beyonce kinda way. No one knows who started it to this day, but all of a sudden the whole room was screaming
"DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE"
Loving the attention, Otogi left the song to his backups for a second and did something no one would ever think to see in the cast of YGO.
The Harlem Shake.
No one could contain themselves as they got up and started jumping around, rooting for the dungeon dice creator to all out break it down.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
This was turning out to be the party of the month, and Malik was getting it AAALLL on tape.
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
Move your body up and down
whoo!
Make your booty touch the ground
whoo!
I can't help but wonder why
whoo!
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
All silence once the song ended. Then applause. Like damn, that was a great performance. I mean, how many times do you see Otogi doing the Harlem Shake. The most I'VE seen him do is play with his hair. Otogi bowed down as did his back-up singers and they all sat down to get something to drink (have you sang that song through without stopping. It's murder on your vocal cords).
"Holy shit, that was fucking awesome," breathed Joey.
"I second that!" exclaimed Yugi. Actually, everyone seconded Joey, or thirded him...or whatever.
"Well, we all know that I'm the bombeness," Otogi stated, getting a few laughs and a few dirty looks. Malik just had this look in his look in his eye that meant he had recorded the whole thing and it would be all over the school.but he wouldn't tell anyone yet.
"Well, 'Mr. Bombness', why don't you pick the next name for us." GDJ stated more than asked. Otogi just flicked his hair over and reached into the jar that had all the names.
"And the next person to be up will be, Ryou." He stated, then sat back with his Coca-Cola (don't own). Everyone one looked over to the blushing-brit- boy with grins on their face.
No one could wait for this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GDJ: That chapter was done in an hour and a half so expect a lot of flukes and mess-ups. Not to mention the fact that I'm supposed to be doing a huge project that's due Friday that I basically haven't started
SK: haven't you heard of "Work comes before pleasure"
GDJ: yeah, well, I got such a good review that I HAD to write this chapter, not to mention it's fun as hell.
O: hell yeah, who's the bombness
GDJ: *smacks him with the mallet-o-stupefy * Don't take my words
O: durr durr durr durr
GDJ: well.good-night, good-fight. Ooooo, I'm issuing a little challenge to all those out there who are reading my fics. First to get a right answer gets to be in a chapter of my story. I know this is bad, but it's a common sense question and it has nothing to do with YGO. I just love asking it to people: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister.
Think about this, and remember, you get to be in a chapter of my story and you can sing a song with your favorite character ^^
Peaceout peoples!
by GothicDJ
GDJ: hell again all, I am here to present to you chapter 2
Otogi: I do not like
GDJ: I love you too Otogi
O: I hate you to-
Celtic Guardian: STOP
O: -_-
Dark Magician: Before you utter another word, this fic is under arrest for being so damn crappy
GDJ: You'll NEVER catch me alive *runs away*
CG: STOP!! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO!! DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH!!
GDJ: YOUR MAMA!!
CG: DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMA *crying on the DM's shoulder*
GDJ: awww..now I feel bad. Here have a cookie
DM: *looks at the writing on the cookie* I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Celtic Guardian's Momma or ANY of the songs mentioned in this fic ^^
CG: damn.that makes me feel a whole lot better
O: can we just get on the damn fic, I wanna get this over with
GDJ: ONWARDS!!! Oh yeah, I want to thank my reviewers. I only got two but that makes me oodles da boodles happy ^^
LegendaryDragonRider- THANK YOU SO MUCH ^^ Since you liked Seto dancing so much, I think I'll have everyone have a little dancing section, including Seto. OOO..I'll have a circle wit people dancing in the middle. See, it's reviewers like you that give me ideas like that ^^. Oh yeah, I'm having some unruly characters, mind if I borrow your rifle?
Shade Wolf- ^^ Yah, I guess it is a kinda popular idea, but I always wanted to try it. I'll definitely try to read and read your ^^ Thanks for the compliment!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previously:
"Well," GDJ announced, "the next person will be.." pausing for a moment to draw a name, she smirked a bit.
"The next person to go will be Otogi" and then the evil grins came.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()()()()()
The whole room exploded in jeers as the red faced Otogi was pushed towards the evil condom box. Taking a deep breath, he repeated the mantra in his head, 'I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate the can Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba, I can't have a worse fate than Kaiba..' Up somewhere, some unknown deity was laughing so hard, his milk was coming out from his nose. Finally sticking his hand and fishing around for the supposed perfect one. Finally taking out the perfect one, he looked at it, expecting it be something like Eminem or at least System of a Down (I LOVE THEM *glomps*). Suddenly, his face looked a lot more sullen that Bones' own. Or even more messed up than that Rare Hunter that Yami faced off with first in Battle City. One word was splashed across the paper in neat pink handwriting. One word was all that was needed to shatter him completely. One single solitary word.
Bootylicious.
He dropped the paper and thought about the fastest way out of the house. Seto, finally regaining his breath, bent down to pick up the paper.
May I Just take this time for all fangirls (and Yami) to wipe up their drool from the mental image.
Ok, I think it's safe to continue..
"OH MY GOD (Ra, Yami corrected)!!" Seto shouted in a very uncharacteristic style. Everyone looked at him laughing his ass off (Yami: I bid $20 for it ^^), practically rolling on the floor. Mins, finally getting the courage to approach the hysterical CEO, plucked the paper from his hand. Looking at it, she mustered out all the courage she could before laughing. Walking over to the CD player, she grabbed the lyrics and shoved them in front of the still immobilized game creator.
"You will sing or you face the penalties of a drag," Mins warned. Otogi suddenly snapped to life. He would rather sing in it in a room with people he knew in his own outfit, than somewhere else, in front of strangers, in a dress.
The music started an ever-popular beat and GDJ and Mins took their roles as back-up singers.
"Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight"
By this time, everyone had stopped laughing. No matter what song it was, Otogi could sing. Maybe even a little better than Seto, whom I forgot to put was a great singer.
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
Now, he was getting into it. Giving a little more 'oomf' into the lyrics as he walked around the room in a very Beyonce kinda way. No one knows who started it to this day, but all of a sudden the whole room was screaming
"DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE"
Loving the attention, Otogi left the song to his backups for a second and did something no one would ever think to see in the cast of YGO.
The Harlem Shake.
No one could contain themselves as they got up and started jumping around, rooting for the dungeon dice creator to all out break it down.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
This was turning out to be the party of the month, and Malik was getting it AAALLL on tape.
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
Move your body up and down
whoo!
Make your booty touch the ground
whoo!
I can't help but wonder why
whoo!
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe
All silence once the song ended. Then applause. Like damn, that was a great performance. I mean, how many times do you see Otogi doing the Harlem Shake. The most I'VE seen him do is play with his hair. Otogi bowed down as did his back-up singers and they all sat down to get something to drink (have you sang that song through without stopping. It's murder on your vocal cords).
"Holy shit, that was fucking awesome," breathed Joey.
"I second that!" exclaimed Yugi. Actually, everyone seconded Joey, or thirded him...or whatever.
"Well, we all know that I'm the bombeness," Otogi stated, getting a few laughs and a few dirty looks. Malik just had this look in his look in his eye that meant he had recorded the whole thing and it would be all over the school.but he wouldn't tell anyone yet.
"Well, 'Mr. Bombness', why don't you pick the next name for us." GDJ stated more than asked. Otogi just flicked his hair over and reached into the jar that had all the names.
"And the next person to be up will be, Ryou." He stated, then sat back with his Coca-Cola (don't own). Everyone one looked over to the blushing-brit- boy with grins on their face.
No one could wait for this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GDJ: That chapter was done in an hour and a half so expect a lot of flukes and mess-ups. Not to mention the fact that I'm supposed to be doing a huge project that's due Friday that I basically haven't started
SK: haven't you heard of "Work comes before pleasure"
GDJ: yeah, well, I got such a good review that I HAD to write this chapter, not to mention it's fun as hell.
O: hell yeah, who's the bombness
GDJ: *smacks him with the mallet-o-stupefy * Don't take my words
O: durr durr durr durr
GDJ: well.good-night, good-fight. Ooooo, I'm issuing a little challenge to all those out there who are reading my fics. First to get a right answer gets to be in a chapter of my story. I know this is bad, but it's a common sense question and it has nothing to do with YGO. I just love asking it to people: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister.
Think about this, and remember, you get to be in a chapter of my story and you can sing a song with your favorite character ^^
Peaceout peoples!