by GothicDJ
GDJ: In the heat of passion, I bring you chapter 4 (Version 2), in surround sound. And I apologize for being so late.
Yugi: what in the good graces of the Dark Magician
DM: you rang
Everyone: @.@
GDJ: yeah, well I'm running out of disclaimer ideas so I'll leave it up to Martha Stewart
MS: (she has the initials of Male Singular that we use in French class) Hello there, I'm Martha Stewart and this (a dog comes up) is Mr. Popo (think Mr. Popo from DBZ)
Mr. Popo: BARK
MS: oh yes, well, I'm going to teach you how to make a good disclaimer out of old toothpicks and a rubber balloon. We'll be back in a few minutes with the finished result…
3 minutes later..
MS: hello, were back, and here (holds up a perfect looking plaque with flowers on it and it is engraved in pearl) is your simple, make-at-home disclaimer..
Everyone: O.O
Mins: she's evil I tell you….PURE EVIL
GDJ: yeah, whatever *snatches the plaque* I do not own any of the mentioned songs or artists in this fic, nor do I own Yu-Gi-Oh or FF7/8/KH. I also want to thank my reviewers ^^
Steph-Hime: THANKIES!! I call that moral support in the name of Ra
Angel of Darkness: Thanks, I had to think long and hard on what the songs would be. Not easy work *is sitting at her desk eating ice cream and asking her cuz what the sons should be* ^^;;;; you didn't see that…
LegendaryDragonRider: THANKIES MUCHOS *takes out the rifle and points it at the YGO cast* any of ya'll make a wrong move and I'll blow your brains out
YGO cast: all sitting obediently
GDJ: ^^ I'll try and write faster, cause it will take a lot to keep up with them.
Fracturedcrystalrose: hey, thanks for reviewing. Glad ya like it so much. Don't let your Yami keep ya down, just keep reading fanfics and it's'all good ^^ Tres content that you named me your fav. Make the YGO cast do crack-head shit fic..although I'm almost positive you didn't say it that way
Chris: hmm…my cuz's name is Chris, what a coinkidink ^^ Thanks for liking the rapping part so much, I don't know what made me think of that. I'm definitely going to write more and as soon as I'm out of the clear with this whole big project, I'll try having a chappy up everyday. Not that I can guarantee it with this retched thing they call homework…
Dueljewl: I dun really know if I can see Ryou rapping to Eminem *squints for a second* oh wait, yes I can BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dclick: I'm glad someone answered it because you're the first one, although it's not the right answer. Try again and you really got to think it out, I couldn't when I first got it. Thanks for reviewing, and I hope that someone *maybe you* can answer the question. Here's the riddle again: Would it be legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Go for it ^^
Mariana: Sorry I had to put you through the torture of the previous chapter four. Hope this one is better. Thanx for all the enthusiastic comments and not flaming me right off the bat ^^
Legendary Dragon Rider: I am sorry for putting you, too, through that. Yeah, the comic books are good but the show is too Americanized for my taste. Hope this is better for you ^^
Steph-hime: I think that's why I don't read fanfic during class because I'd either be laughing (humor), crying (angst), or drooling (yaoi). Yeah, I think I was crying over a fic once ^^;;;; glad you like my fic, though!
Funfunfunfun: yanno, you're the first person to tell me that this chapter had a half-arsed chance at being good. In my appreciation, you have the option of being in a chapter with your favorite YGO bishi, excluding Seto, Ryou, Otogi, and Joey since they already went ^^
Oh yeah, I remember getting a question about who Otogi was. I can't remember who it was but I'll just say it now. Otogi is Duke Devlin *cringes at the name* in the Dungeon Dice series. Hope that helped ^^
Well, I think that's it. If I forgot you, I am deeply sorry ^^ Also, this is going to be version 2 of chapter 4. I wasn't too proud of the other one. I've taken the previous one down because I got a lot of complaints for it. P.S. I've only played FFVII and I haven't played VIII yet. Tell me if there is something wrong with Squall cause so far I'm stealing his personality from Kingdom Hearts. I'm also using the Squall/Leon thing just because I think it's funny ^^
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Previously:
Reaching his hand in, he fished around for a moment, almost playing with everyone's fate. Some may wonder, 'why would he fish around in the jar, and yet, not to condom box?' Maybe it was because he had more courage, or is just wasn't a used vampire condom box. Anyways, he finally fished out a name.
Joey's turn was in the here and now.
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Joey nodded. That was all he did, he nodded. No outburst, no thrashing, no wailing, no flirting with Mai, not even asking for pizza. Just a simple nod.
"What's with the nod, Joseph?" Mai finally had to ask. It was just too tempting not to. Joey grinned, flashing two rows of perfect teeth (like all anime characters had).
"Cause whatever the hell I get, it can't be worse than what shakalicious got over there," he replied, thrusting this thumb in the direction of the CEO. Of course, Seto wasn't going to take that, and neither was Yami. While Seto was busy yelling at the calm Joey, Yami was fucking around with the song names in the condom box. GDJ's eyes flashed into a bright green and her canines extended, but only for a moment, signaling that she had felt the power, but did nothing about it. Just when Joey and Seto were about to fight, Yugi and Ryou broke them up, being the only ones there who didn't want to see bloodshed… Malik was just rooting them on trying to get something more interesting that Otogi's Bootylicious performance to happen. Anyway, all those who wanted to see a WWF (don't own) parody happen lost their wish and they settled for what was about to be sung, or rapped, or sonneted, or reqiuemed, or some other shit like that. Reaching in, he pulled out a paper that was just for him, courtesy of Yami.
When he saw what he got, he looked like someone had just shot him…right then and there. Just took an RCP90 and splattered him all over the wall. Yami shot Seto a small gaze before setting his eyes back on the stunned Joey.
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"Somebody's out to get me, ain't they," Joey stated as he looked at his paper, still having that shocked look on his face. I really don't think anyone saw the Pharaoh nod his head in the background…but he did. Pretty vigorously too. It wasn't like he didn't like Joey because they were actually pretty good friends, but no insulted his Seto and got away with it. Now what did Joey get is the question on everyone's mind. It wasn't any Pokemon shit (not dissing Pokemon, which I don't own, just needed that in there), GDJ and Mins made sure none of that was in there.
"Well, what the hell did you get," Mai asked, impatient with all the waiting. Joey just gave her this dead man walking look.
"I got some song called Ay Chihuahua." He stated. Everyone just looked at him….for a while..just, yanno, staring.
Then Seto broke the silence by BUSTING A LUNG. LIKE DAMN!! HE WAS ROLLING!! Basically, he and Otogi were the only ones who were laughing themselves off like maniacs. Most everyone gave him a look that clearly stated 'that's a damn shame, Joey-boy and I feel for you but I'm DAMNED glad it ain't me.' Just when Joey thought it couldn't get any worse, Cloud Strife and Squall Leonheart (Sqaully-chan ^^) jumped in through the window. Had GDJ been not so pissed off that they broke her window, she would have been hella excited.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!! YOU BROKE MY FUCKING WINDOW. FORK OVER SOME FUCKING CASH RIGHT NOW!!" she screamed, pissed off that something else had broken. Cloud just gave her this look and started to unsheathe the Buster Blade. Suddenly, GDJ wasn't pissed at all about her window broken. As a matter a fact, she had brought them up some chairs, got them some drinks, propped their heads up, the works.
"How may I help you Mr. Cloud, Mr. Squall?" she asked sweetly, while secretly planning on pickpocketing one of them for some cash to fix her window. Squa—errr..Leon gave her a dirty look for the usage of his name, and Cloud kinda looked like he wanted to laugh.
"Well, I was bored so I heard something fun was going on over here (FF YAOI FANS UNITE!!!)." Cloud stated, the urge to laugh suddenly quelled by Leon's glare. GDJ coughed, 'well shit…I hope he doesn't get pissed or anything. Those windows already cost too much.' But that's not what she said out-loud. No need to provoke two people with incredibly powerful swords, now is there? What came out was:
"Of course, (Joey you had better do a damn good job), your always welcome to..umm…come in the middle of a karaoke party." Well…Since I'm lazy and I'll probably forget about them later, let's just say they nodded and went off into a corner to make out (wait's patiently for herself to wipe up the drool from that mental image). Well… that was a little tidbit of joy. You do realize that the only reason I stuck in Cloud and Squally-chan (gets a glare from a corner ^^) is because I, the authoress, am not only a hardcore yaoi fan, abut I am still searching for the damn lyrics to this song. ……………..did you know that there is a song called "She'd Rather Be Homeless." I don't own it but I thought it would just be an interesting to share with you. Well, I can be searching for these damn lyrics all f-ing day because IT'S A SNOW DAY!! WHOO HOOO!! Alright, can't find them so I'm gonna make up my OWN lyrics ^^. If anyone has the real lyrics, could you please send them to me?
Well, Joey was in a cucumber. He had to sing a song called 'Ay Chihuahua' in front of everyone and Cloud and Leon (^^) were in the background so he had to do a good job. Damn shame, Joey, damn shame.
"Well, I gotta go now, someone hand me the lyrics." He said a bit too calmly for everyone else's taste. This would be….fun….? Mins shuffled through the lyrics, finally finding one titled, "Ay Chihuahua," but something was different…….
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AAHHHH YES!! THE HANDWRITING WAS DIFFERENT!! She looked over to GDJ who shook her head with an evil smile and motioned for her to give Joey to lyrics anyway. Yami was smirking the entire time.
~Skipping skipping
tripping tripping
Too much crap
Goes tap tap tap
On my keyboard
So as to not let you get bored
I'll skip to the part where he has to sing the song
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Joey had never been more mortified in his life when the first guitar chords came up. Suddenly getting interested in this, Squ—Leon took his hand out of Cloud's pants *same for Cloud with Leo—err—Squa---err…the guy he was with*, waiting for Joey to sing.
~This is all inside Joey's head~
This is the moment of truth, I have to do this or I will be labeled a chicken forever….although, it might be better than being labeled Chihuahua. Aww…who the hell am I kidding, neither is good. I better just get this over with cause Mins, GDJ and Yami (????) are all giving me the death glare.
Look at Joey's blond head shake
He's taken as much as he can take
He is pissed and it's not funny
He jumps around like a wounded bunny (Got this from one of Kid Rock's lines)
(instrumental)
He's getting cheers from all his fans
But someone here has different plans
Someone is makin' him sing this song
And he'll be sayin' this all day long
Ay Chihuahua
Ay Chihuahua
Ay Chihuahuaaaaaaaaa
Ay
Ay
Chi
Hua
Hua
Joey thanked all his lucky stars that it was a super fast song and he could sit down as soon as the last chords died down.
The whole room was silent.
No one moved
No one spoke
Then Cloud broke the silence.
"I don't get it." Everyone just kind of looked at it and he just looked right back, his hand slowly reaching for the Buster Sword. Not that he would hurt anyone, he just thought it was funny. Especially when everyone suddenly found whistling 'Walking In A Winter Wonderland' a whole lot more important.
The song eventually drifted into silence
It was then that Seto Kaiba broke the silence.
By laughing so hard he though he might pass out.
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Well, in that brief time in which I clued you all out, I'll recap what happened:
Well, it seems Joey didn't like the fact that Seto bust a lung, making everyone else laugh as well. There was mantra being said over and over under all that laughing that sounded something like 'shut up Seto, shut up Seto, shut up Seto..' and so on and so forth. Well, because almost everyone was laughing, Joey went to the only people who weren't laughing: Cloud and Leo—err----Squ---errrr, that guy with Cloud. A small amount of dialauge went on that I wasn't able to capture, but I did see Joey looking pretty earnest, then Cloud unsure, then 'that guy with Cloud' handed him the gunblade and smiled. Joey in return smiled and handed 'that guy with Cloud,' and Cloud, twenty dollars each. Oh boy….well, he stood up in the middle of the room and shouted something about causing bloodshed if they all didn't stop laughing, of course, everyone stopped laughing except for Seto, who was still rolling on the group, oblivious to the rest of the world.
Joey began to walk towards him with a deadly glint in his eye, when GDJ restrained him with strength far beyond what they had imagined. Even Cloud and 'that guy with Cloud.' Were shocked. GDJ then picked up the gunblade and set it back down next to 'that guy with Cloud.' Testing her luck, she picked up the Buster Sword and did the twirly-thingy that Cloud does for his finishing move. Smiling, she set it back down.
"I've always wanted to do that."
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People must be wondering why I didn't end that chapter as I usually did by having the person who's going next being drawn. Well I got a damn good answer for you: The paper is in school. I accidently left it in a random notebook that I don't even NEED for school. Oh well, I'll try and have the next chapter up by tomarrow since I really screwed up. Also, I know this chappy is crappy but I'm working on limited time and I'm supposed to be doing a Social Studies Project so I might have to revise this chapter *again* if I don't get any good reviews.
Oh well, good night, good fight.