I WANT VODKA! Chapter 2
This doesn't have lemon in it but if you imagine it then it does. But I think only dirty people would think that way. No offence!
It has been a good few years since Ragol was colonized. The government decided to have an army of hunters in case of any attacks. This is the story of Legion Three, a group of young and perky teenage hunters. Their leader is the one who destroyed Dark Falz; Laguna. They were just put into the army. This is the story of Phantasy Star.
Erin: TAKU! Get out of the god damned shower already! Other people have to wash too yah know!
No response.
Erin: Get out!
No answer.
Erin: I'm comin in there!
Erin and Taku are just two of the teens in Legion Three. They constantly have feuds ever since someone started a rumor about them. Erin busted into the bathroom to find Taku lying drunk on the ground. No he was not naked. He was laughing hysterically.
Erin: TAKU! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE VODKA IN THE CAMP!
Taku: Oh hey Erin! *Hic* Want some *hic* Vodka?
Laguna: Erin! Taku! What are you doing here? Holy crap! Where'd you get that Vodka!
Taku: Oh the toilet was clogged and I took out the plunger and there it was.
Laguna: I must take it to The Principal immediately!
Erin bent down and picked up a note that was in the Vodka box.
Erin: There's a note in here Sergeant Laguna!
Laguna: Let me read that Erin.
To Whom It May Concern:
So you found my Vodka box did you? Well hopefully you didn't drink it! If you did then you shall have permanent poison! WHAHAHAHAHAHA! Where do you think I am? You think I am dead, don't you! Well guess what, I'm alive and kickin! Tell Pa that he should think of kickin himself in the ass! This is MY Vodka yah know so get yer greasy paws off of it! Well go lookin fer my laundry if you ever wanna know where I am!
-Rico
Laguna: Oh my god! Taku is poisoned.
Taku: HUH!?! I wonder what KIND of laundry Rico owns.
Erin: PERVERT!
This doesn't have lemon in it but if you imagine it then it does. But I think only dirty people would think that way. No offence!
It has been a good few years since Ragol was colonized. The government decided to have an army of hunters in case of any attacks. This is the story of Legion Three, a group of young and perky teenage hunters. Their leader is the one who destroyed Dark Falz; Laguna. They were just put into the army. This is the story of Phantasy Star.
Erin: TAKU! Get out of the god damned shower already! Other people have to wash too yah know!
No response.
Erin: Get out!
No answer.
Erin: I'm comin in there!
Erin and Taku are just two of the teens in Legion Three. They constantly have feuds ever since someone started a rumor about them. Erin busted into the bathroom to find Taku lying drunk on the ground. No he was not naked. He was laughing hysterically.
Erin: TAKU! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE VODKA IN THE CAMP!
Taku: Oh hey Erin! *Hic* Want some *hic* Vodka?
Laguna: Erin! Taku! What are you doing here? Holy crap! Where'd you get that Vodka!
Taku: Oh the toilet was clogged and I took out the plunger and there it was.
Laguna: I must take it to The Principal immediately!
Erin bent down and picked up a note that was in the Vodka box.
Erin: There's a note in here Sergeant Laguna!
Laguna: Let me read that Erin.
To Whom It May Concern:
So you found my Vodka box did you? Well hopefully you didn't drink it! If you did then you shall have permanent poison! WHAHAHAHAHAHA! Where do you think I am? You think I am dead, don't you! Well guess what, I'm alive and kickin! Tell Pa that he should think of kickin himself in the ass! This is MY Vodka yah know so get yer greasy paws off of it! Well go lookin fer my laundry if you ever wanna know where I am!
-Rico
Laguna: Oh my god! Taku is poisoned.
Taku: HUH!?! I wonder what KIND of laundry Rico owns.
Erin: PERVERT!