As I said: This storyline and names belong to me, I don't own the game. I also give credit to my friend Mike who is helping me on the soon to be great Fanfic!

Chapter 3-Rico's Laundry:

A few days after the recent incident, Taku was hospitalized.

Doctor: Erin, Taku won't die, he will only be sick forever, and I don't know of any cure.

Erin: Dammit! I wanted him to die!

Taku: Shaddap! *hic*

Erin: You're still drunk! Must be strong Vodka!

Bellhop: Miss Erin! A letter has come for you! It is very important.

Erin: Thank you Sir!

She tipped him a quarter and opened up the letter.

Dear Erin:

You are needed at a meeting at the Control Room. Everything must be confidential; we will talk at the meeting.

The Principal

Later at the meeting:

Laguna: My dear soldiers. For those coming from different Legions, you are now part of Legion 3. Before we get to the complicated matters, let me introduce you all to each other. I am Laguna Griffin. This is Erin Flockheart and Devra Adrenak. And over here is Michael Cheug and Tim Cheug. This is Ben Stir and CJ Misshot. Finally, there is Taku Hurana who is currently in the hospital from drinking Vodka. You are all being assigned on a mission! An unknown planet is heading toward Ragol, and we must stop it. This hologram was taken off of a shard of the planet that crashed into Ragol. I was not able to unlock it but maybe one of you can!

They each tried, but no success, until Devra tried.

Devra: AHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING!

Volt Opt was on the screens. They fought him. Erin, Tim, CJ, and Ben used amazing swords. Mike used his gun and Devra used her spells. It was as easy as pie, but it was strange how Devra unlocked it.

Tim: What was THAT!

A hologram of Rico showed itself from the chunk of planet.

Rico: So! HOW ARE YOU DOING! IF YOU GOT THIS MESSAGE, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT DRANK THE VODKA ON YOUR HANDS! DO YOU WANT TO FIND MY LAUNDRY! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I AM! HERES A CLUE: GO TO DARK FALZ'S HOUSE! GOODBYE ASSHOLES!!!

Mike: Where is Dark Falz's house?

Rico: BY THE WAY, IT'S ON THE IMPENDING DOOM!

Ben: Hahaha! She comes back and tells us. I guess that means his house must be on the planet.

Laguna: Is everyone ok?

Everyone: YES!

Laguna: Here is the part I haven't told you about the mission. The incoming planet is made of Sodium Nitrate, A.K.A. gunpowder. Any flame will blow it up. Devra! Why did you bring your MAG here!?!

Devra: I didn't bring my MAG h. Oh shit.

There was a tick-tock from Devra's "MAG."

Laguna: IT'S THE PLANET SHARD!

A piece of paper printed out of the MAG.

Instructions:

This is a time bomb. If you try to take it apart, it will blow up. After it blows, the universe will be destroyed. There is only one way to destroy it, destroy the remote. The clock will count down.

Made in China.

CJ: Where's China?

Laguna: China was a place on Earth.

The clock said 99:99 hours and minutes were left until it blew. It wasn't counting down but two buttons appeared on it. One said Stop and one said Go. Devra suddenly went into a possessed state and pressed the Go button. The clock started ticking down. The Stop button disappeared.

Laguna: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!

Erin: Devra!

Devra: What, happened.

She came to her senses. They told her the story and she almost fainted again. They all sat down again and discussed their plan. They planned to go the next day and look for Dark Falz's house; they thought there might have been a clue from Rico there.

Laguna: Erin, you shall be the leader of Legion 3 when I'm not there.

Mike: You will have my Gun.

Ben: And my Saber.

Tim: And my Pallasch.

Devra: And my Cane.

CJ: And my Gigush.

Laguna: We will be The Fellowship of the MAG! (The LOTR music plays)