I wrote this with help from my friend Mike.
I don't own any of this except for the storyline and names.
Chapter 4-Lassic is Perverted
That morning everyone was prepared and entered the ship: The Emu Killer.
Erin: Disturbing.
Mike: So are YOU!
The ship took off and landed on the Sodium Nitrate planet they named Azkarthan. It was a grey and dusty planet with towns all around them.
Ben: Well let's head in that direction!
Laguna: Ok!
They walked in that direction. Eventually they came to a Victoria's Secret store.
All of the boys rushed inside with horny looks on their faces.
Devra: MEN!
Erin: Dev, this might be where Rico's laundry is!
As they walked in, the sign fell on their heads. Behind it, it had another sign: Dark Falz's House.
Devra: You were right!
They walked in, and the place exploded. A HUGE Sil Dragon was hovering above. It was time to fight.
Laguna: Dammit! I wanted some of those!
The fight ensued. Everyone hopped into battle, but the instant it started, Devra ran off. The battle lasted for a long time.
Mike: DIE BITCH!
Everyone was instantly turned to ice. But after nine minutes, Devra hopped in and helped everyone. The Sil Dragon was killed.
Ben: Good! Now I can get to the bras!
Erin: YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERTS! ALL OF YOU!
A man walked up to them.
Man: Hello! My name is Lassic! I wanna give you my service!
Lassic took the girls into a back room. The boys heard loud shrieks from the back.
Laguna: OH MY GOD! So many years have passed, but in the original Phantasy Star Dark Falz took over the body of Lassic! NOOOOO!!!
Laguna ran back there to find them........................................................................ .......................with their clothes on. They were screaming about the selection of leather and lace.
Laguna: Dammit!
Devra was running to the next rack (no not THAT rack) and tripped over one of those useless holograms that Rico leaves behind. It was activated.
Rico: So, you found my brand! Truthfully, I like the white frilly kind, but that's just me! DAMN! I was hoping u wouldn't get this far, but I must tell you where I am. I promised. I AM ONE OF YOU!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! One of you is a traitor, infested by my DF cells. Eventually, that person will turn into Dark Falz. I am just a spirit now in the possessed person's body! You will see them change, but I won't tell how! WOW! LOOK AT THIS SELECTION! THAT PURPLE ONE IS NICE! Ummmmm. Wahahahahahahahahah. I'll talk to you later, but watch out, in space no one can hear you scream! *screams* WAHAHAHAHAHA!
CJ: What did she last say?
Laguna: I don't know, I think she screamed. But if one of us is infected with DF cells, then we must kill that person immediately.
Devra: Who could it be? I'm really scared! One night, that person could just kill us all!
Erin: My God!
The hologram turned on again by itself.
Rico: Oh, by the way, by killing the Sil Dragon, you stopped the time bomb and the planet won't crash into Ragol. Mission Success, I guess.
Devra: Oh! Look! The MAG!
The MAG following Devra exploded into bananas.
Tim: Well that was random!
Clara: MICHAEL! GET OFF AOL I GOTTA TALK TO MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!
Mike: What the hell are you doing here, Clara?
Clara is Mike and Tim's older sister. She started to look at the laundry.
Clara: Oh this ones NICE! Oh, by the way, Mom told you to get off PSO; you've been playing way too much.
Mike: Clara! This is a FANFIC! The author is typing this! I can't control it! AND I AINT ON AOL!
Clara: Oh, ok, well tell the author that he's an ass!
Author: I HEARD THAT!
Clara walked away.
Laguna: Ok, that was extremely random and I don't think any of that happened.
Erin: What are you talking about! That happened right before our very eyes.
Ben: Whatever, lets just go back to Ragol.
Laguna: Mission Accomplished!
I don't own any of this except for the storyline and names.
Chapter 4-Lassic is Perverted
That morning everyone was prepared and entered the ship: The Emu Killer.
Erin: Disturbing.
Mike: So are YOU!
The ship took off and landed on the Sodium Nitrate planet they named Azkarthan. It was a grey and dusty planet with towns all around them.
Ben: Well let's head in that direction!
Laguna: Ok!
They walked in that direction. Eventually they came to a Victoria's Secret store.
All of the boys rushed inside with horny looks on their faces.
Devra: MEN!
Erin: Dev, this might be where Rico's laundry is!
As they walked in, the sign fell on their heads. Behind it, it had another sign: Dark Falz's House.
Devra: You were right!
They walked in, and the place exploded. A HUGE Sil Dragon was hovering above. It was time to fight.
Laguna: Dammit! I wanted some of those!
The fight ensued. Everyone hopped into battle, but the instant it started, Devra ran off. The battle lasted for a long time.
Mike: DIE BITCH!
Everyone was instantly turned to ice. But after nine minutes, Devra hopped in and helped everyone. The Sil Dragon was killed.
Ben: Good! Now I can get to the bras!
Erin: YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERTS! ALL OF YOU!
A man walked up to them.
Man: Hello! My name is Lassic! I wanna give you my service!
Lassic took the girls into a back room. The boys heard loud shrieks from the back.
Laguna: OH MY GOD! So many years have passed, but in the original Phantasy Star Dark Falz took over the body of Lassic! NOOOOO!!!
Laguna ran back there to find them........................................................................ .......................with their clothes on. They were screaming about the selection of leather and lace.
Laguna: Dammit!
Devra was running to the next rack (no not THAT rack) and tripped over one of those useless holograms that Rico leaves behind. It was activated.
Rico: So, you found my brand! Truthfully, I like the white frilly kind, but that's just me! DAMN! I was hoping u wouldn't get this far, but I must tell you where I am. I promised. I AM ONE OF YOU!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! One of you is a traitor, infested by my DF cells. Eventually, that person will turn into Dark Falz. I am just a spirit now in the possessed person's body! You will see them change, but I won't tell how! WOW! LOOK AT THIS SELECTION! THAT PURPLE ONE IS NICE! Ummmmm. Wahahahahahahahahah. I'll talk to you later, but watch out, in space no one can hear you scream! *screams* WAHAHAHAHAHA!
CJ: What did she last say?
Laguna: I don't know, I think she screamed. But if one of us is infected with DF cells, then we must kill that person immediately.
Devra: Who could it be? I'm really scared! One night, that person could just kill us all!
Erin: My God!
The hologram turned on again by itself.
Rico: Oh, by the way, by killing the Sil Dragon, you stopped the time bomb and the planet won't crash into Ragol. Mission Success, I guess.
Devra: Oh! Look! The MAG!
The MAG following Devra exploded into bananas.
Tim: Well that was random!
Clara: MICHAEL! GET OFF AOL I GOTTA TALK TO MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!
Mike: What the hell are you doing here, Clara?
Clara is Mike and Tim's older sister. She started to look at the laundry.
Clara: Oh this ones NICE! Oh, by the way, Mom told you to get off PSO; you've been playing way too much.
Mike: Clara! This is a FANFIC! The author is typing this! I can't control it! AND I AINT ON AOL!
Clara: Oh, ok, well tell the author that he's an ass!
Author: I HEARD THAT!
Clara walked away.
Laguna: Ok, that was extremely random and I don't think any of that happened.
Erin: What are you talking about! That happened right before our very eyes.
Ben: Whatever, lets just go back to Ragol.
Laguna: Mission Accomplished!