RICO WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Not really but I don't own any of this except the names and storyline.
Chapter 5: Naughty Images
Legion 3 came back from the planet. The other Legions cheered them when they came back. It was nighttime, and everyone was resting in their beds. Laguna, Erin, and Devra were the first to try to fall asleep. But as you would know it, something else came upon them.
Messenger: HELLO! Laguna! Here is the new soldier for Legion 3!
Laguna called everyone to the door.
Messenger: This is Ethan Blacker. He'll be joining you in your army.
Ethan: DEVRA!?!
Devra: ETHAN!?!
They all of a sudden were transported to a field of grass. They ran to each other with their arms out slowly. That love music was playing. DA DAAAAAA DA DAA DA DAAAA DA! They hugged and came back to reality. For those of you who don't know, they had gone to different schools for a short time. Then, in the seventh grade, they met each other and became boyfriend and girlfriend. Then, when they were put into the army, they were separated for a few years, without any contact.
Ethan: Devra!
Devra: Ethan!
Laguna: Ok, the reunions over, Ethan, I am the leader here, in case I disappear; Erin here will be the leader of Legion 3.
Devra: *snicker*
Erin: Ummmmm. Sergeant Laguna? We all went to the same school a few years ago, we all know each other.
Laguna: Oh, that's like that instance in Final Fantasy VIII. But that's a whole other story.
So everyone went to their respective beds. Laguna went over to Erin's room to talk to her. (One note, Laguna is also the age of everyone else, he also went to the same school with them, but that was after he died, then he was revived in their generation)
Erin: Oh hey Laguna.
Laguna: Hello, Erin.
Erin: What do you need?
Laguna: I just wanted to talk.
Erin: 'Bout what?
Laguna: About the DF Cells. Who do you think is infected?
Erin: I don't know.
Laguna: Erin.
Erin: Yes.
Laguna: I love you.
Meanwhile in Devra's room:
Ethan: OHHHHHH! DEVRA!
Devra: OHHHHHH! ETHAN!
Ethan: Oh this feels sooooooo good!
Devra: Oh yes! *groan* OHHHH! *groan*
They woke up, looked at each other, and went back to sleep. Back in Erin's room.
Erin: You, you love me?
Laguna: Yes, I do.
Erin: I love you too.
(None of this is true in real life, its called Fan FICTION, remember!)
They fell asleep in opposite beds. They had dreams of pleasure and fun. Little did they know that it would be happen sometime in their life.
Laguna: Oh, Erin, OHHHH! GAHHHHHHHHH!
He lay in his bed, spewing blood. A chunk of his heart was lying next to him. Erin was the only one who heard it and ran to see what it was.
Erin: HOLY SHIT!
Devra walked in with Ethan.
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!
Devra: Ah My Goddess!
Pikachu: Pika Pi!
Erin: EVERYONE! COME HERE!
Everyone rushed in.
Everyone: WHAT HAPPENED TO SERGEANT LAGUNA!
Erin: I, I, I don't know.. Does that mean. I am the new commander of Legion Three!!!
Devra: Yes! It does!
Devra Thinking: Yesssss. And now I will break up the Fellowsssssshippppp of the MAGssesss.
The real Red Ring Rico appeared.
Rico: I have completed my mission. Your sergeant was infected with DF Cells and it killed him. Now, it is my time to die!
Five hours of silence past. No one moved.
Erin: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She took out her Soul Eater and had Rico on the floor at her mercy.
Erin: DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Rico: Erin. I am your mother!
Erin: *gasp* NO!
Rico: Would you kill your own mother?!?!
Erin: YES!
Erin jabbed her blade right through Rico's neck.
Rico: Not even Alis's hope can overcome the power of Lassic!
Clara: What the hell?
Tim: Where'd you crawl out of?!?
Clara: I just wanted to be part of this crappy story. Forget it.
Clara walked off stage.
Authors Note: For those of you who just play PSO and are dumb enough not to have played the original and greatest game in the series, Phantasy Star, that was what they say when you are slain in battle. Alis was the main character and Lassic was an emperor taken over by Dark Falz.
Another Rico appeared.
Rico: ASSHOLES! You killed my body but my spirit is still here! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devra ran away, and she didn't come back for a long time, but no one noticed, except Ethan, but no one listened to him.
Months passed. Nothing important happened. Ethan was pretending that Devra was with him in his bed, even though she wouldn't do such a thing. Erin was mourning the loss of Laguna, and didn't realize that she hadn't seen her best friend for a long time. Rico came to their place once again holding a bag. She walked to the bathroom where Erin was showering. Rico walked into the shower where Erin was bathing and conversed:
Rico: ERIN!
Erin: Yes?
Rico: I AM HOLDING DEVRA HOSTAGE.
Erin: Who's Devra?
Ethan ran into the shower with them.
Ethan: WHO'S DEVRA! SHE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND MY SOON TO BE WIFE!
Erin: Ohhhhh. YOUR HOLDING DEVRA HOSTAGE!
Rico: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!! If you want to release her, you must find four artifacts. Then come to my house.
Devra: Why can't they just go to your house!?! *She said from the bag*
CJ came running in with a soul gem and took Rico's soul. Devra came out of the bag.
Devra: ETHAN!
Ethan: DEVRA!
Pikachu: YAY! I mean. PIKA!
They hugged after they were transported to the land of flowers again.
Everyone except Erin came into the lobby. Then Erin came soaking wet and naked into the lobby, so happy that Devra was back that she forgot to wear clothes. Pikachu walked up to Erin and ran away.
Pikachu: My eyes! They burn! I mean. PIKA!
Ben: Hey, um, Erin? YOU'RE NAKED!
Erin: Oh uh huh.
Taku walked in.
Taku: Hey! How are you guys doing!?!
Erin: Oh, hello Taku, umm were fine.
Taku: Don't you even care that I'm alive.
Erin: No.
Taku: Oh.
Clara: So what are you guys going to do now that the adventure is over?
Erin: Ummmmmmm. Let's talk about what Rico said.
Tim: She said that Erin is her daughter.
Mike: Don't you mean son?
Erin: *slaps mike*
Ethan: I gots me an idea! Why don't we go and find the artifacts Rico told us about!
Erin: OK!
Ben: I feel a song coming on!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE VEGGIES, VEGGIES ARE YOUR FRIENDS, THEY MAKE YOU GROW STRONG AND LET YOU LIVE UNTIL THE END. OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LIKE FRUITS TOO, ESPECIALLY TOMATOES, BUT WE LIKE SODA WITH OUR POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin: Off we go on another adventure!
Not really but I don't own any of this except the names and storyline.
Chapter 5: Naughty Images
Legion 3 came back from the planet. The other Legions cheered them when they came back. It was nighttime, and everyone was resting in their beds. Laguna, Erin, and Devra were the first to try to fall asleep. But as you would know it, something else came upon them.
Messenger: HELLO! Laguna! Here is the new soldier for Legion 3!
Laguna called everyone to the door.
Messenger: This is Ethan Blacker. He'll be joining you in your army.
Ethan: DEVRA!?!
Devra: ETHAN!?!
They all of a sudden were transported to a field of grass. They ran to each other with their arms out slowly. That love music was playing. DA DAAAAAA DA DAA DA DAAAA DA! They hugged and came back to reality. For those of you who don't know, they had gone to different schools for a short time. Then, in the seventh grade, they met each other and became boyfriend and girlfriend. Then, when they were put into the army, they were separated for a few years, without any contact.
Ethan: Devra!
Devra: Ethan!
Laguna: Ok, the reunions over, Ethan, I am the leader here, in case I disappear; Erin here will be the leader of Legion 3.
Devra: *snicker*
Erin: Ummmmm. Sergeant Laguna? We all went to the same school a few years ago, we all know each other.
Laguna: Oh, that's like that instance in Final Fantasy VIII. But that's a whole other story.
So everyone went to their respective beds. Laguna went over to Erin's room to talk to her. (One note, Laguna is also the age of everyone else, he also went to the same school with them, but that was after he died, then he was revived in their generation)
Erin: Oh hey Laguna.
Laguna: Hello, Erin.
Erin: What do you need?
Laguna: I just wanted to talk.
Erin: 'Bout what?
Laguna: About the DF Cells. Who do you think is infected?
Erin: I don't know.
Laguna: Erin.
Erin: Yes.
Laguna: I love you.
Meanwhile in Devra's room:
Ethan: OHHHHHH! DEVRA!
Devra: OHHHHHH! ETHAN!
Ethan: Oh this feels sooooooo good!
Devra: Oh yes! *groan* OHHHH! *groan*
They woke up, looked at each other, and went back to sleep. Back in Erin's room.
Erin: You, you love me?
Laguna: Yes, I do.
Erin: I love you too.
(None of this is true in real life, its called Fan FICTION, remember!)
They fell asleep in opposite beds. They had dreams of pleasure and fun. Little did they know that it would be happen sometime in their life.
Laguna: Oh, Erin, OHHHH! GAHHHHHHHHH!
He lay in his bed, spewing blood. A chunk of his heart was lying next to him. Erin was the only one who heard it and ran to see what it was.
Erin: HOLY SHIT!
Devra walked in with Ethan.
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!
Devra: Ah My Goddess!
Pikachu: Pika Pi!
Erin: EVERYONE! COME HERE!
Everyone rushed in.
Everyone: WHAT HAPPENED TO SERGEANT LAGUNA!
Erin: I, I, I don't know.. Does that mean. I am the new commander of Legion Three!!!
Devra: Yes! It does!
Devra Thinking: Yesssss. And now I will break up the Fellowsssssshippppp of the MAGssesss.
The real Red Ring Rico appeared.
Rico: I have completed my mission. Your sergeant was infected with DF Cells and it killed him. Now, it is my time to die!
Five hours of silence past. No one moved.
Erin: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She took out her Soul Eater and had Rico on the floor at her mercy.
Erin: DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Rico: Erin. I am your mother!
Erin: *gasp* NO!
Rico: Would you kill your own mother?!?!
Erin: YES!
Erin jabbed her blade right through Rico's neck.
Rico: Not even Alis's hope can overcome the power of Lassic!
Clara: What the hell?
Tim: Where'd you crawl out of?!?
Clara: I just wanted to be part of this crappy story. Forget it.
Clara walked off stage.
Authors Note: For those of you who just play PSO and are dumb enough not to have played the original and greatest game in the series, Phantasy Star, that was what they say when you are slain in battle. Alis was the main character and Lassic was an emperor taken over by Dark Falz.
Another Rico appeared.
Rico: ASSHOLES! You killed my body but my spirit is still here! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devra ran away, and she didn't come back for a long time, but no one noticed, except Ethan, but no one listened to him.
Months passed. Nothing important happened. Ethan was pretending that Devra was with him in his bed, even though she wouldn't do such a thing. Erin was mourning the loss of Laguna, and didn't realize that she hadn't seen her best friend for a long time. Rico came to their place once again holding a bag. She walked to the bathroom where Erin was showering. Rico walked into the shower where Erin was bathing and conversed:
Rico: ERIN!
Erin: Yes?
Rico: I AM HOLDING DEVRA HOSTAGE.
Erin: Who's Devra?
Ethan ran into the shower with them.
Ethan: WHO'S DEVRA! SHE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND MY SOON TO BE WIFE!
Erin: Ohhhhh. YOUR HOLDING DEVRA HOSTAGE!
Rico: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!! If you want to release her, you must find four artifacts. Then come to my house.
Devra: Why can't they just go to your house!?! *She said from the bag*
CJ came running in with a soul gem and took Rico's soul. Devra came out of the bag.
Devra: ETHAN!
Ethan: DEVRA!
Pikachu: YAY! I mean. PIKA!
They hugged after they were transported to the land of flowers again.
Everyone except Erin came into the lobby. Then Erin came soaking wet and naked into the lobby, so happy that Devra was back that she forgot to wear clothes. Pikachu walked up to Erin and ran away.
Pikachu: My eyes! They burn! I mean. PIKA!
Ben: Hey, um, Erin? YOU'RE NAKED!
Erin: Oh uh huh.
Taku walked in.
Taku: Hey! How are you guys doing!?!
Erin: Oh, hello Taku, umm were fine.
Taku: Don't you even care that I'm alive.
Erin: No.
Taku: Oh.
Clara: So what are you guys going to do now that the adventure is over?
Erin: Ummmmmmm. Let's talk about what Rico said.
Tim: She said that Erin is her daughter.
Mike: Don't you mean son?
Erin: *slaps mike*
Ethan: I gots me an idea! Why don't we go and find the artifacts Rico told us about!
Erin: OK!
Ben: I feel a song coming on!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE VEGGIES, VEGGIES ARE YOUR FRIENDS, THEY MAKE YOU GROW STRONG AND LET YOU LIVE UNTIL THE END. OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LIKE FRUITS TOO, ESPECIALLY TOMATOES, BUT WE LIKE SODA WITH OUR POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin: Off we go on another adventure!