Nabiki: Kononochiwa!!!! Yup, it's me, Nabiki! You probably know me best from Kyoshi- chan's fics. But now I, Nabiki, Lord of the rings-
Kyoshi: Uh…. What are you doing, Nabiki-chan?
Nabiki: ::Sweatdrop:: Uh…. I was… doing the disclaimer?
Kyoshi: Um… what part of the story has to do with lord of the rings?
Nabiki: Shut up and go with it.
Kyoshi: Suuure… whatever you say Nabiki-chan.
Nabiki: Well… someday I shall be queen of Mirkwood!
Kyoshi: ::Twitch:: Did you get into the M&M's again?
Nabiki: ::Hides empty M&M bag behind her back:: No!
Cloud: ::Walks up behind Nabiki and grabs M&M bag:: Uh-huh… and what's this?
Nabiki: OK, OK… Fine.
Saffire: :: Enters with a can of Fresca in her hand and five more cans in a bag:: I brought refreshments!
Everyone except Cloud: ::Cheer::
Kyoshi: Did you bring my root beer?
Saffire: :: Pulls root beer out of bag and hands it to Kyoshi:: right here.
Kyoshi: Yay! Happiness!
Nabiki: Any Dr Pepper?
Saffire: ::Gives Nabiki can of Dr Pepper::
Cloud: ::Snatches it away:: Mine.
Nabiki: Awww!!! But Dr Pepper makes you dru-
Cloud: ::Glares at Nabiki:: Shut up.
Saffire: ::Glances at Cloud:: Who is he and why is he here?
Cloud: I-
Nabiki: :: Slaps hand over his mouth:: This is Cloud, he's my Yami!
Saffire and Kyoshi: O.o
Kyoshi: Your Yami is male?
Nabiki: ::Looks at Cloud:: Ah… So he is. So?
Saffire: :: Twitch:: Isn't that a bit awkward?
Nabiki: No…
Cloud: Yes!
Saffire: Fair warning to you all: this fic includes extreme OOC-ness.
Cloud: If you can call it a fic at all…
Nabiki: This fic is strange because… well… there was the two of us on the same keyboard at my house in a random RPG chatroom that I made for me, Aiji and Kaoru. Two people, one computer, four personalities.
Kyoshi: We both have four personalities in ourselves, but only two for each showed up.
Nabiki: Yup! I am Nabiki, Cloud ::slaps Cloud, who was drinking Dr Pepper, upside the head:: Yugi, and Yami. Only Yugi and Yami show up for this.
Cloud: :: Wiping Dr Pepper off his shirt:: Thank Kami-sama…
Kyoshi: And I am Kyoshi, Saffire, Ryou, and Bakura! Fun, ne?
Nabiki: Yay! Fun!
Kyoshi: We should probably do the disclaimer now…
Saffire: Who is going to do it today?
Nabiki: This doesn't exactly go for the bishonen of the day thing...
Kyoshi: Yeah. so who are we going to get to do the disclaimer?
Everyone: ::Looks at Cloud::
Cloud: Hell no. I don't think so. No way, no how!
Nabiki: Not even for Aeris?
Cloud: Huh? No! I told you already, she meant nothing to me!
Nabiki: Uh-huh.... suuuuure. Well, we don't want him anyway. He's not a bishonen... he's just a shonen.
Cloud: Hey!
Kyoshi: Who is that guy who you always rant about? Sefir...
Saffire: Sepheroth?
Nabiki: Sephiroth! Say it right or die, mortals!
Kyoshi: Fine, Sephiroth. Can you get him?
Cloud: Lets not and say we didn't!
Nabiki: Calm down, I wouldn't let him hurt my little Cloud!
Kyoshi: Just bring him in already!
Nabiki: All right! One sex god coming up! ::Pulls Sephiroth out of thin air::
Sephiroth: ::Blink blink:: What the… Where am I?
Nabiki: ::Drool:: ^_______^
Cloud: :: Is cowering behind Saffire::
Kyoshi: You're here to do out disclaimer!
Sephiroth: ... Why would I do that?
Nabiki: Because if you do, you get to chase Cloud around! ::Pulls Cloud out from behind Saffire::
Sephiroth: :: Pulls out his masamune:: Fair enough.
Nabiki: But, you can't hurt him unless you do it shirt- er... Coatless.
Sephiroth: :: Takes off trenchcoat and gloves::
Nabiki: And if you take off your pants-
Kyoshi: :: Grabs Nabiki by the ear:: That's enough.
Cloud: Can we talk this over?
Saffire: Go at it, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: These rather startling girls do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Kazuki Takahashi does. They wish they did, but they blew their money on cards and video games and could never get enough money anyway. They also do not own M&M's either. Nabiki does not own me or Cloud, although she wishes she did.
Nabiki: I'll let you own me!
Sephiroth: Am I done?
Kyoshi: ::Pulls Cloud out from behind her:: All finished!
You have just entered the room "Sennen Spirits Rock."
Bakura: I shall send you to the damn shadow realm!!! Hahahahah!!!!!
Kaoru: :: Twitch ::
Kaoru: I had surgery.
Yami ::Gives Kaoru a Bakura plushie:: It will be OK.... Ha ha!!! Sucks to be you!
Kaoru: Thanks for the sympathy.
Yami: Awww... you know I love you… the grave robber on the other hand…is sitting here laughing at you.
Bakura: I am not THAT cruel!!!
Kaoru: Ha ha.
Yami: Wanna bet?
Bakura: Damn pharaoh. I'll send you to the shadow realm!!! ::Evil maniacal laughter::
Yami: Didn't you already try that once?
Aiji: ::Turns into a sheep and wanders off:: HELP!! I've- Baaaaah! Become a lost sheep! Baaaah!
Yami: Hey look! A scapegoat!!!!
Aiji: That's it, a SCAPEGOAT!
Bakura: Let's go roast it for dinner!!
Aiji: NOOO!!!!
Kaoru: Ha ha.
Yami: No, we can't do that... it's cute and fluffy. I think Yugi wants it.
Aiji: ::Turns into a...uh...umm...YankoCow!::
(A/N: we don't know what a YankoCow is.)
Bakura: You'll do anything for you're AIBOU... Suck-up!
Yami: I do not do anything for my Aibou…I do everything and beyond.
Bakura: ::Twitch:: You're such a damn sap...
Kaoru: ::Twitch:: ^^;
Yami: Uh-huh.... What was this convo we had last night... after you tried to rape me.... about Ryou saying he loved you?
Kaoru: ::Twitch::
Bakura: ::Evil maniacal laughter:: What's that have to do with anything?
Kaoru: I have to go. My mom doesn't want me out too late.
Yami: ::hugs Kaoru:: Feel better.
Kaoru: Thanks, bye!
Aiji: Bai bai!
Kaoru: ::Leaves::
Bakura: The Pharaoh is trying to rape ME again!!!
Yami: I don't need to... I have a harem… and a whole bunch of fangirls.
Bakura: _ That doesn't stop you from trying to molest me...
Yami: Oh Ra..... As if... Anyhow...
Bakura: ::Evil maniacal laughter:: Muahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: excuse me for a moment...
Aiji: OK…
Yami: ::Beats down Bakura with a spatula::
Bakura: ::Counters with the wooden spoon of doom!!!!::
Aiji: o_0'
Yami: Oh my....PENALTY GAME!!!! OMLET OF DESTRUCTION!
Bakura: ::Blink blink:: o__o
Yami: ::Chucks leftover omelets at Bakura's hair, getting cheese all over and in it::
Bakura: NO!!!! My wonderful silver locks!!! What did you do to them?!?!? ::Lunges at the Pharaoh::
Yami: ::Steps to the side::
Bakura: ::Slams into wall:: Itai. ::Recovers:: Look what I have!! ::Pulls out Sennen rod:: I borrowed it from Malik ::Evil smile::
Yami: ... And while you were out, I went to your house and stole this! ::Holds up Sennen eye:: Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!
Bakura: ::Flicks wrist and rod turns into dagger:: Now what can you say?!
Yami: ::Points behind Bakura:: Look! It's Ryou!!!
Bakura: ::Looks over shoulder:: Huh? Where?
Yami: :: Chucks eye at Bakura and hits him in he back of the head::
Bakura: ::Eye bounces off the back of his head:: Itai!! ::Turns back around:: That was low and cheap!!! And, moreover, my trick!!
(A/N: It gets crazy after this…. Bear with us…)
Yami: Uh-huh... ::Turns around, bends down and picks up a rock and a gold marker::
Bakura: ::Starts edging away:: You scare me greatly.
Yami: ::Smirks, draws an eye on the rock, and shows it to Bakura:: I have the millennium rock!!!
Bakura: What?! There is no such thing!!
Yami: Oh yes there is, and here is its spirit! ::Pulls out Barbie from behind back::
Bakura: That is something that is more evil than me!!! Vile thing!!!!! Gah!!!! ::Holds up Sennen dagger in protection::
Aiji: Hehe... MY ROCK! ::Grabs it::
Yami: :: Finds himself rock-less and starts spinning around, arms out stretched:: I'M THE PHARAOH!!! WEEHEEHEHEE!!!
Aiji: 0_o'
Bakura: ::In regular tone:: I am the tomb robber and I shall be going. ::Turns to side:: Now ::runs out::
Yugi:: Walks in and sees Yami spinning:: Oh my god!!! What is he doing?
Aiji: I'm going to step out for a bit… ::Leaves::
Ryou ::Walks in:: Did he get into the sugar?? Again?
Yugi: So that's where my M&M's went! I thought it was grandpa!
Aiji: ::Walks back in with a can in her hand:: How about some Mountain-Pepsi Code Purple? It "tastes like liquid death"
Ryou: ::Opens a can of... looks to be... Fresca?:: ^__________^ ::Drinks::
Yugi: ::Is trying to make Yami stop spinning:: Yami!!! Please stop!
Yami: ::Still spinning:: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hi Yugi! Bye Yugi!
Ryou: O_________O
Yami: ::Stops spinning and tries to stabilize himself by grabbing onto the closest thing to him, which happens to be Ryou:: @____@
Ryou: ::Falls over trying to hold up Yami:: Yugi!! Some help?!
Yami: :: Falls over on top of Ryou in a wrong position:: Did anyone ever tell you that you are sexy? All six of You! ::Gets up and starts spinning again ::
Yugi: ::Isn't sure how to handle drunk-off-sugar Sennen spirits:: Uh...uh... Sit? ::Cries::
Ryou: I can NOT believe you said that to me. ::Holds onto Fresca can for dear life:: get away you pedophile!
Yami: :: Smacks into Yugi while spinning and knocks him down, continuing to spin::
Ryou: ::Blink blink::
Yugi: Ow!!!! ::Starts crying harder::
Aiji: I have to go home. Bai bai!!! ^.^' ::Leaves::
Bakura: ::Walks back into the room and sees Yami. Twitches:: He's still at it is he? ::Walks over to the spinning Pharaoh and hits him on the head with the Sennen rod::
Yami: ::Passes out::
Yugi: Oh my god!!! Yami!!!:: Runs to Yami and hugs him::
Yami: @.@
Bakura: ::Evil maniacal laughter::
Yugi: ::Glares up at Bakura with wet eyes:: You hurt my Yami!!!! ::Jumps up and latches onto Bakura's hair:: Jerk!!!
Ryou: Ahh!! Bakura!!! O____O
Bakura: My hair!!! My wondrous silver locks!!! Get off you little short thing!!!
Yugi: Make me!!! ::Pulls at Bakura's hair:: You hurt Yami! PENALTY GAME: HAIR RIP!
Bakura: YOU AND YOUR DAMN PENALTY GAMES!!! GET OFF!!! ::Detaches Yugi before any harm could befall his hair::
Yugi: ::Looks around, eyes go wide, and he begins wailing like a baby:: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ryou: Bakura! You didn't have to make him cry!
Yugi: ::Sniff sniff:: You hurt my Yami and you ruined my first penalty game! You're mean!!!! ::Continues crying::
Bakura: You weren't made to do penalty games in the first place. And also, he'll wake up in a while, I couldn't stand him being high on sugar!!!
Yami: ::Rubs head:: Ow.... What the hell happened here? ::Looks around at the mess that he made but doesn't remember:: Did you do this, Bakura? ::Sees Yugi crying and looking quizzically up at him:: And you made Yugi cry!!!!
Bakura: What? ME? Do THIS mess? Not even I am this unorganized!! YOU did it you stupid excuse for a Pharaoh.
Yugi: ::Starts crying again:: Yami is… was a good Pharaoh!!!!
Bakura: How would you know?!?! You weren't even alive!
Yugi: Uh...uh... It just seems like he would give good commands... and ... Stuff.
Bakura: ::Twitch:: Not really.
Yugi: Well maybe if he wasn't so busy trying to control you he would have been a better ruler! It's all your fault!!!!!
Bakura: MY FAULT??! ! Like HELL!!
Yugi: It was! It was all your fault! He was always busy with duels and trying to save the world and YOU just added to the problem!!!!
Bakura: I did absolutely nothing!!!!!
Ryou: Yugi!! Stop yelling at my Yami!! He did nothing wrong! ::Stands next to Bakura::
Yugi: HE'S A FUCKING GRAVE ROBBER!!!
Everyone: O.O
Bakura: Yes... I AM a tomb robber. That's nothing new
Yami: :: Stands up and approaches Yugi, who is steaming, slowly and places a hand on his shoulder:: Hikari? Are you OK?
Yugi: PEACHY!!!
Yami: ::Is surprised by the harshness in Yugi's tone and backs away to where Ryou and Bakura are standing::
Bakura: ::Twitch:: Does he ever get like that?
Yami: ... Not that I've ever seen... ::Whispers to them:: It scares me. What are we going to do?
Ryou: Slowly back away to a safer distance...
Yugi: I will NOT stand for anyone dissing my Yami!!! UNDERSTOOD??????????
Ryou: ::Nods meekly:: OK...
Bakura: Uhh...uh...Yes.... ::Steps back and grabs Ryou's arm and backs up more::
Yami: Uh.. Aibou.. I appreciate the effort but....
Yugi: But what?!
Yami: Uh.. Nothing. You're uh... I can defend myself.
Yugi: :: Calms down and looks teary eyed:: B-but… I was just trying to help!
Yami: Yes but… I can defend myself and I don't give a damn what that lowly grave robber and his Aibou say about me. ::Walks forward and hugs Yugi::
Bakura: Would you stop calling me lowly!! ::Growls:: I still have the rod and I will kill you one day…
Ryou: Bakura… ::Grabs his arm:: You both need to stop fighting.
Yami: Well… You are lowly… You had to steal for your living. It can't be helped…
Bakura: I had to steal because your 'government' took away all I had!! Damn you to the worst part of the underworld!!! I hope your heart is heavy against Ma'at's feather!!
Yugi: :: Tears well up in his eyes again::
Yami: ::Hugs Yugi tighter:: Correction… My father's government. And my heart weighed fine, thanks. C'mon Yugi. Let's go play a little game I invented… ::Leads Yugi out::
Bakura: Such saps… It sickens me… ::Twitch::
Ryou: I wanna go play a game too. ::Pouts::
Bakura: ::Sighs:: Fine
Ryou: YEAH!!! ::Glomps Bakura:: I love you Baku-chan!!!!
Bakura: Baku-chan?!?!
You have just left the room "Sennen Spirits Rock."
Kyoshi: Well, we hope you enjoyed that as much as we did!
Cloud: ::Is trying to bandage cut wounds:: I didn't enjoy it at all!
Nabiki: ::Is cuddling a knocked out Sephiroth:: You could never have enjoyed it as much as me! ^_^
Saffire: Right. Well anyway, sorry about the profanities, but it's all Nabiki's fault, seeing as she role-played Yugi.
Nabiki: ^.^' Well… It was all inspired by a video I saw. "FFVII Vs FFI". Go to Mortisland.com and download it!
Kyoshi: Here concludes the strangest fic I ever took part in writing.
Saffire: Strange... Definitely strange and random.
Nabiki: ::Hugs Sephiroth:: I finally got my Sephiroth!
Everyone: Bai bai!