Friend of Harry Potter Commits Suicide
By: Rita Skeeter
Today, the body of Hermione Granger, former friend and fellow student of Harry Potter, was found today in Viktor Krum's dormitory. The autopsy performed by a professor at Hogwarts, Severus Snape, shows that she overdosed on an illegal substance called Fluffer-Buzz Fizz. It is no more than intoxicating potion-doused cocaine, which is an illegal muggle-drug. Found next to her was a suicide note that she scribbled for Ron Weasley, a student at Hogwarts.
"You pushed me too close to the ledge, You force me to leap off the edge, I joke around so I fit in, But I'll lose, you'll always win, Because I'm smart, and try my best, I'll never be just like the rest, I liked you just like a best friend, But now I reach my fateful end, So with this now, I leave the world, But you won't care, I'm just a girl."
Unfortunately, A certain nurse at Hogwarts wouldn't let me interview Harry Potter in his critical condition. But I do know that he will recover but will still have the hideous scars that Hermione Granger's bluebell flames caused.
Draco Malfoy said, "I'm not the least surprised that nutter offed herself. I mean she was just a filthy mudblood. It's just one less person that shouldn't be able to be here at Hogwarts.
I did catch a word with Viktor Krum, a Durmstrang student, and former boyfriend of Hermione Granger. He said, "I can't believe she did this. I loved her. What went wrong? I don't know why she brought that stuff to my dorm and did it. It was quite a scare coming back and seeing my girlfriend dead on the floor."
I had the chance to interview a few of the students. Ron Weasley said "I just, can't believe this is happening. I can't believe it. The last thing I said to her before she died was I hope you go kill yourself or something, but I didn't think she'd take it literally. She just snapped this morning."
Well, it has been a quite an ironic day at Hogwarts, especially for Ron Weasley, who's last words to Hermione had come true. Was it a prediction, as suggested by Professor Trelawney, or perhaps just a coincidence that was inevitable. It is unfortunate that something like this has to happen.
The End
I hope you liked it. This story, however, does have a moral and if you haven't caught it yet, it is that before you joke too much, or slip a girl something in her drink, think about this story, and decide if you want to be caught up in something like this. Oh yeah, If you didn't know, Krum wrote the note, and made it like she purposefully committed suicide. But you're all so bright you knew that anyway. Well review if you liked it. A minute of your time for many minutes of mine.
Today, the body of Hermione Granger, former friend and fellow student of Harry Potter, was found today in Viktor Krum's dormitory. The autopsy performed by a professor at Hogwarts, Severus Snape, shows that she overdosed on an illegal substance called Fluffer-Buzz Fizz. It is no more than intoxicating potion-doused cocaine, which is an illegal muggle-drug. Found next to her was a suicide note that she scribbled for Ron Weasley, a student at Hogwarts.
"You pushed me too close to the ledge, You force me to leap off the edge, I joke around so I fit in, But I'll lose, you'll always win, Because I'm smart, and try my best, I'll never be just like the rest, I liked you just like a best friend, But now I reach my fateful end, So with this now, I leave the world, But you won't care, I'm just a girl."
Unfortunately, A certain nurse at Hogwarts wouldn't let me interview Harry Potter in his critical condition. But I do know that he will recover but will still have the hideous scars that Hermione Granger's bluebell flames caused.
Draco Malfoy said, "I'm not the least surprised that nutter offed herself. I mean she was just a filthy mudblood. It's just one less person that shouldn't be able to be here at Hogwarts.
I did catch a word with Viktor Krum, a Durmstrang student, and former boyfriend of Hermione Granger. He said, "I can't believe she did this. I loved her. What went wrong? I don't know why she brought that stuff to my dorm and did it. It was quite a scare coming back and seeing my girlfriend dead on the floor."
I had the chance to interview a few of the students. Ron Weasley said "I just, can't believe this is happening. I can't believe it. The last thing I said to her before she died was I hope you go kill yourself or something, but I didn't think she'd take it literally. She just snapped this morning."
Well, it has been a quite an ironic day at Hogwarts, especially for Ron Weasley, who's last words to Hermione had come true. Was it a prediction, as suggested by Professor Trelawney, or perhaps just a coincidence that was inevitable. It is unfortunate that something like this has to happen.
The End
I hope you liked it. This story, however, does have a moral and if you haven't caught it yet, it is that before you joke too much, or slip a girl something in her drink, think about this story, and decide if you want to be caught up in something like this. Oh yeah, If you didn't know, Krum wrote the note, and made it like she purposefully committed suicide. But you're all so bright you knew that anyway. Well review if you liked it. A minute of your time for many minutes of mine.