chap 3
When Ranma was near enough to reach Akane, his face met her powerful left hook.
'Ouch! What are you doing? Aren't you happy to see me?' Ranma asked the girl who just tried to uproot his head from his neck.
Akane was surprised. She didn't expect him to be still standing after that punch. 'Ok you jerk you ask for it!'
She did a kicking combination against Ranma. Surprisingly Ranma managed to dodge the first kick but was too slow to block the second kick that hit his stomach. He groaned and slightly bends forward grabbing his stomach. Akane has him where she wants him and she then sent a very powerful right uppercut. Ranma was lifted from the ground literally and sent crushing a good seven to ten feet away from where he lift off.
Everything went black for Ranma after he hit the ground. He woke up minutes later with a slight headache. 'That tomboy can really punch.' he thought not unkindly.
He noticed that the battle was over. He saw nabiki dragging an unconscious kuno towards the infirmary. He slowly got up and walked to school.
He walked along the school's corridors not minding the other students who were looking at him with contempt. Some were laughing and making 'oink' noises. 'Watch out people the pig is here!' someone shouted over the noise.
Ranma, being Ranma, did not realize that the rude remarks were for him. He reached his classroom and entered. It was the same classroom to his old one. They should be the same, he assumed.
Once inside he smiled. He saw Akane and she was looking at him. Their eyes met temporally before she turned abruptly and 'humped'.
'Saotome, if you're done staring at ms. tendo. Please take your seat.' he heard the teacher scold him.
'Hai sensei!' Ranma looked around to find his seat.
'It's at the back saotome beside gosunkugi.' the teacher trying to be helpful. 'Poor kid. He looked completely lost.' he silently thought.
Everyone laughed at Ranma and a fresh round of 'oink' noises exploded all around the class. Ranma not knowing that they were insulting him just laughed and scratched his head when he reached his seat. He really looked silly with his left eye starting to swell.
'Silence!' bellowed the teacher and order was restored.
Everyone settled down and the class lecture was in full swing. Ranma was getting bored because he already knew the stuff that was being discussed. So he looked at Akane and saw that she was busily taking notes.
He looked at his classmates hoping to find a familiar face. Then he noted that every time he makes eye contact with a classmate. They would quietly mouth 'oink you pig' to him. Finally, he had enough so he asks gosunkugi about it.
'Hey gos! Why are they making pig noises?' he whispered to his seatmate.
'Pig.' gosunkugi hissed. 'Don't talk to me loser.'
Ranma was shocked that gosunkugi actually called him a loser. He didn't saw this coming. This 'Ranma of this world' was more of a loser than gosunkugi.
'Are you stupid or something? Look at yourself pigboy!'
Suddenly it all made sense to Ranma. 'Me pig?' he asked incredulously.
'Everyone's calling me pig and making pig noises' he said to himself. Then Ranma burst out laughing.
'mwhahah ahahahah ahaha ahah aahaha ha me pig?' what irony he thought. 'hahahhaha i'm pchan in this world. hahah ah a hah aha' can't wait to tell Ryouga about this he thought.
All eyes were on Ranma. 'He finally broke down to the pressure' they thought sadly.
Ranma kept on laughing. 'pchan haha ah ahahah h pig hahah ehehe aha oink ahaha ahf hehe ahah pigboy aeh ehe he.'
To Ranma it was funniest thing that he had ever heard. Now the teacher was annoyed by his sudden outburst. 'Saotome stop laughing!'
It only made Ranma more hysterical. 'I have had enough. Saotome outside buckets!'
Ranma walked out and got a bucket and filled it with water and then stood outside the classroom. He didn't mind missing the rest of the discussion since he knew it already. Ranma continued to chuckle every time he thought about those pig noises and occasionally burst out laughing again and again.
His classmates were beginning to wonder about his sanity.
