Shade: Ok, before you read, this is plain lunacy. I've decided to never do a seirous fic. It's all about the Yugioh cast having
a karaoke party. All most everying is invited, and everyone gets to sing a song!
Fade: He's just plain high. Ignore him.
Yami: What do I sing? What do I sing?
Shade: Umm... we'll draw them from a hat.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh.
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(Yami and Yugi are making snacks and drinks)
Yugi: More popcorn?
Yami: Nah. More Diet Coke?
Yugi: You know that's just flavoured sugar-water?
Yami: Really? (looks at bottle) Oh yeah.
Yugi: Ok, more peanuts?
Yami: You know that Seto Kaiba is allergic to nuts?
Yugi: Then we can't have this water!
Yami: Huh? (reads the bottle. It says 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts') O...............K. (the doorbell rings) Cool! Our first
guest!
(Yugi answers the door, and Joey and Tristan are there)
Joey: Hey Yug'! We brought some... (drumroll)
Tristan: Watermelon!
Joey: What?!? We were supposed to bring some Duel Monsters cards!
Tristan: They ran out... I got watermelon!
Yugi: Thanks. I'm sure its delicous. Hold on... (he sees a note on the side of the watermelon. It reads 'May Contain Traces Of
Nuts') What the hell?!? Its a *bleep*ing watermelon!
(A lawyer appears next to him)
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons, we cannot disvulge the information on why this watermelon contains traces of nuts.
Yami: Get out of here!
Lawyer: Beam me up, Spooty! (he disappears)
Joey: Can we come in?
Tristan: Watermelon! (he and Joey step in)
Yugi: Help yourself to snacks! Tea and Mai should be here soon- (doorbell rings) There they are now! (he answers the door. Tea
and Mai are standing there)
Tea: Hey! We brought... (drumroll)
Mai: 10,000 packs of Duel Monsters cards!
Tea: We were supposed to bring a watermelon!
Mai: They ran out.
Yugi: Thank you guys! (sees a note on the packs) Oh jesus... ('May Contain Traces Of Nuts') YOU DON'T EVEN EAT CARDS!
(Seto Kaiba and Mokuba step in)
Yami: Hey dudes!
Mokuba: We brought... (drumroll)
Seto: An M&M! A crispy M&M!
Mokuba: Sorry Yugi. We were SUPPOSED to bring one jelly bean.
Yami: Coolski!
Yugi: Ok, everyone is here but... (Bakura, Yami Bakura, Rex and Weevil walk in) You! Great!
Yami Bakura: I hate you all... especially you, Yami Yugi!
Weevil: I'm Amish!
Yugi: Didn't you get eaten by a rabid pikachu thirsting for Amish blood?
Rex: I was there!
Yami: Ok! Who wants to sing first?
Yami Bakura: I will! (he puts his hand in the hat and pulls out a piece of paper) Hmm... 'The Kick Your Ass Song'. Sounds fun!
Yugi: Then sing!
(Yami Bakura grabs the microphone)
Yami Bakura: Music please! (the music starts. He sings in a Backstreet Boy voice)
I'm gonna kick your ass until your head falls of,
Then I'm gonna put it back on and do it again!
Why? 'Cause I don't think it's learned it's lesson!
Open the door sucker.
It's Bakuuuuuraaaaaaa!
(music stops and everyone claps)
Thank you audience! I hate you all!
Yugi: Great song! Who's next?
Weevil: I will go! (he pulls out a piece of paper) 'I'm An Amish Loser And I'm OK'. Oh, thanks SHADE! (Shade: [laughs] Its ok)
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Shade: Ok, just read and review. And send in song ideas! Tell me where I can find the lyrics!
a karaoke party. All most everying is invited, and everyone gets to sing a song!
Fade: He's just plain high. Ignore him.
Yami: What do I sing? What do I sing?
Shade: Umm... we'll draw them from a hat.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh.
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(Yami and Yugi are making snacks and drinks)
Yugi: More popcorn?
Yami: Nah. More Diet Coke?
Yugi: You know that's just flavoured sugar-water?
Yami: Really? (looks at bottle) Oh yeah.
Yugi: Ok, more peanuts?
Yami: You know that Seto Kaiba is allergic to nuts?
Yugi: Then we can't have this water!
Yami: Huh? (reads the bottle. It says 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts') O...............K. (the doorbell rings) Cool! Our first
guest!
(Yugi answers the door, and Joey and Tristan are there)
Joey: Hey Yug'! We brought some... (drumroll)
Tristan: Watermelon!
Joey: What?!? We were supposed to bring some Duel Monsters cards!
Tristan: They ran out... I got watermelon!
Yugi: Thanks. I'm sure its delicous. Hold on... (he sees a note on the side of the watermelon. It reads 'May Contain Traces Of
Nuts') What the hell?!? Its a *bleep*ing watermelon!
(A lawyer appears next to him)
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons, we cannot disvulge the information on why this watermelon contains traces of nuts.
Yami: Get out of here!
Lawyer: Beam me up, Spooty! (he disappears)
Joey: Can we come in?
Tristan: Watermelon! (he and Joey step in)
Yugi: Help yourself to snacks! Tea and Mai should be here soon- (doorbell rings) There they are now! (he answers the door. Tea
and Mai are standing there)
Tea: Hey! We brought... (drumroll)
Mai: 10,000 packs of Duel Monsters cards!
Tea: We were supposed to bring a watermelon!
Mai: They ran out.
Yugi: Thank you guys! (sees a note on the packs) Oh jesus... ('May Contain Traces Of Nuts') YOU DON'T EVEN EAT CARDS!
(Seto Kaiba and Mokuba step in)
Yami: Hey dudes!
Mokuba: We brought... (drumroll)
Seto: An M&M! A crispy M&M!
Mokuba: Sorry Yugi. We were SUPPOSED to bring one jelly bean.
Yami: Coolski!
Yugi: Ok, everyone is here but... (Bakura, Yami Bakura, Rex and Weevil walk in) You! Great!
Yami Bakura: I hate you all... especially you, Yami Yugi!
Weevil: I'm Amish!
Yugi: Didn't you get eaten by a rabid pikachu thirsting for Amish blood?
Rex: I was there!
Yami: Ok! Who wants to sing first?
Yami Bakura: I will! (he puts his hand in the hat and pulls out a piece of paper) Hmm... 'The Kick Your Ass Song'. Sounds fun!
Yugi: Then sing!
(Yami Bakura grabs the microphone)
Yami Bakura: Music please! (the music starts. He sings in a Backstreet Boy voice)
I'm gonna kick your ass until your head falls of,
Then I'm gonna put it back on and do it again!
Why? 'Cause I don't think it's learned it's lesson!
Open the door sucker.
It's Bakuuuuuraaaaaaa!
(music stops and everyone claps)
Thank you audience! I hate you all!
Yugi: Great song! Who's next?
Weevil: I will go! (he pulls out a piece of paper) 'I'm An Amish Loser And I'm OK'. Oh, thanks SHADE! (Shade: [laughs] Its ok)
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Shade: Ok, just read and review. And send in song ideas! Tell me where I can find the lyrics!