"Mars": HA HA HA!!!
Freddie Prince Jr.: Unh.well.gotta pluck.see ya!
Treize: No!!!! Don't leave me here!!!
"Mars": Bwahahahaha!!!!!
-Silence-
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Announcer #2: Our first match is Relena and Heero against Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask!
Relena: *punches Sailor Moon*
Sailor Moon: Wait! I have to transform!
Relena: Oh ZERO! She's getting naked!!!
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, let's keep this G-rated!!!! *puts a giant rose in front of Sailor Moon*
Heero: *pulls out a gun and shoots the tie off of Tuxedo Mask's mask* Cumulative kuso! Take a look at the face under the mask.
Sailor Moon: Andrew, our secret is discovered.
Andrew/Tuxedo Mask: Kuso.
[Darien jumps into the fray where Relena is kicking everyone's butts, and Heero is shooting at the ceiling. Andrew/Tuxedo Mask is throwing roses to no avail. Darien starts beating up on Andrew and Sailor Moon. Relena is laughing and having a grand old time]
Announcer: Cumulative kuso. *blushes and says he picked it up from Heero* It's Leo Dicaprio.
Announcer #2: No you crackhead. That's not Leo DiCaprio that's his anomaly twin brother.
Announcer: (mumbling) As if the first original wasn't scary enough.
Relena: Now this is weird. I have nightmares about the original Leo. Humm. What to do..?
Heero: I know what. *BANG (a gun goes off)* Kill him.
Relena: Nice. Would have been cooler if you said, "I will kill you" in Japanese.
Trowa: I still can't get used to the real Relena.
Heero: Die Moon!
Duo: It's supposed to be "Die Maxwell!!!!" Not moon!!!
Announcer: And the winners are: Heero and Relena!!
Darien: I can't believe that you would cheat on me Sailor Moon! Oh well.me and Lady Une are having a budding romance as well.
Treize: Pardon me?!
Darien: I said that Lady Une and I are going out-- *he gets socked in the mouth*
Announcer: Well it looks as though our next match is between Treize and Darien!
Relena: Yeah, left, right, left, left, ooh, nice. Yeah! Get him. Wahoo!!!!
Heero: For the love of ZERO.
"Mars: Oh Shut it.
Sailor Uranus: How immature of Darien.
Sailor Mercury: Come on Amara, don't be so hard on him.
Quatre: After all, Relena was cheating on him too.
Sailor Uranus: Hey I know you! You're that crybaby on Gundam Wing.
Quatre: Oh please. That's acting. Besides I know that you're a size-
Sailor Uranus: STOP!!! Do not say what size skirt I have! You crybaby actor.
Quatre: Ha. Ha. You wolf in sheep's' clothing!
Sailor Uranus: Wh-What are you talking about?
Quatre: You boy! You boy in a skirt! How dare you! You accuse me of being a crybaby when you shave your legs!
Sailor Uranus: How do you know?!
Quatre: I'm a professional hacker. Amendment 9: The right to choose your own profession.
Sailor Uranus: You! You die Winner!
Quatre: Whatever, Wolfie!
Announcer: Wow, we have another battle: Quatre vs. Uranus!!
Quatre: *punches Uranus*
Sailor Uranus: *grabs Sailor Neptune's violin*
Sailor Neptune: Amara no!
Sailor Uranus: Actually my name is Amard. *swings violin at Quatre*
Quatre: Hey, no fair! *grabs his violin and brings it down on Uranus' head*
Sailor Uranus: You shitbag. URANUS WORD SHAKEN!!!
Quatre: *jumps into the air to avoid the blast*
Sailor Uranus: Hey, Neptune, you're pretty!
Sailor Neptune: For the love of ZERO, get away from me!!!
Quatre: If you're going to use your powers, I get to se Sandrock!
Uranus: Deathscythe Hell no!
Quatre: I've already decided. *slices Amara/Amard/Uranus in half*
Sailor Neptune: Yesss! I thought I would never get rid of him/her? She was hogging all of my airtime.
Relena: YEAH!!! Ooh the Treize vs. Darien fight is still going!
Treize: You have no elegance! *slaps Darien*
Darien: Only girls slap!
Treize: Darien, you and Relena have something in common. You always yell Sereeeeeena! And Relena always yells Heeeeerrooo!
Relena: Darien, kill that man!
Noin: No Relena, that's your brother . . .'s . . . boyfriend.
Relena: W.T.F. (What the fuck) Darien KILL that man!
Duo: And I'll have cheese.pepperoni.anchovies.olives.
Relena: Give me that cell phone. *grabs Duo's phone* Duo's gonna have to call you back! *hangs up on the pizza place and dialed the asylum* Yeah, yeah, I need her now! What?!?! Are you questioning me?! You shut up! I'm the QUEEN of the WORLD! I can do whatever I want!
[The asylum van pulls up to the ring. Men in white jackets hop out and take the straitjacket off of a small form. The form jumps on stage and kills everyone. The form is.Marimeia.]
Marimeia: I'm carrying out my Relena's will. . .
Relena: Okay great, now go back to the asylum.
Marimeia: No! I don't want to! It's horrible! Everyday Une and I suffer!
Heero: I'll end your suffering! *Bang! (a gun goes off)*
Relena: I hope you got it right this time.
Duo: Hey I just noticed something!
Fic writer J: What?
Duo: I'm made out of clay!
"Mars": Duh! Everyone on Celebrity Death Match is clay!
Wufei: Ahhh! Get away from me! The Sailor Scouts are molding my ponytail into a Gumby shape!!!
Duo: (mumbling) So what? My braid is in the shape of Wallace and Gromit.
Trowa: I have Chicken Run characters in my bangs!
Ranma: Hi Uranus!
Sliced Uranus: Hey Ran Man! How's it going?
Ranma: Same old, same old. I heard they found out you're a guy.
Sliced Uranus: Yeah.
Ranma: Yeah, but being half girl, half guy has worked so far for me.
Sliced Uranus: Hey! Yeah maybe it will work for me!
All the Sailor Scouts, GW characters, & Fic writers: Don't count on it!
Sliced Uranus: It's just an idea.
Ranma: Hey I'm going shopping for prom dresses want to come?
Sliced Uranus: Yeah. *both leave*
Freddie Prince Jr.: Unh.well.gotta pluck.see ya!
Treize: No!!!! Don't leave me here!!!
"Mars": Bwahahahaha!!!!!
-Silence-
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Announcer #2: Our first match is Relena and Heero against Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask!
Relena: *punches Sailor Moon*
Sailor Moon: Wait! I have to transform!
Relena: Oh ZERO! She's getting naked!!!
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, let's keep this G-rated!!!! *puts a giant rose in front of Sailor Moon*
Heero: *pulls out a gun and shoots the tie off of Tuxedo Mask's mask* Cumulative kuso! Take a look at the face under the mask.
Sailor Moon: Andrew, our secret is discovered.
Andrew/Tuxedo Mask: Kuso.
[Darien jumps into the fray where Relena is kicking everyone's butts, and Heero is shooting at the ceiling. Andrew/Tuxedo Mask is throwing roses to no avail. Darien starts beating up on Andrew and Sailor Moon. Relena is laughing and having a grand old time]
Announcer: Cumulative kuso. *blushes and says he picked it up from Heero* It's Leo Dicaprio.
Announcer #2: No you crackhead. That's not Leo DiCaprio that's his anomaly twin brother.
Announcer: (mumbling) As if the first original wasn't scary enough.
Relena: Now this is weird. I have nightmares about the original Leo. Humm. What to do..?
Heero: I know what. *BANG (a gun goes off)* Kill him.
Relena: Nice. Would have been cooler if you said, "I will kill you" in Japanese.
Trowa: I still can't get used to the real Relena.
Heero: Die Moon!
Duo: It's supposed to be "Die Maxwell!!!!" Not moon!!!
Announcer: And the winners are: Heero and Relena!!
Darien: I can't believe that you would cheat on me Sailor Moon! Oh well.me and Lady Une are having a budding romance as well.
Treize: Pardon me?!
Darien: I said that Lady Une and I are going out-- *he gets socked in the mouth*
Announcer: Well it looks as though our next match is between Treize and Darien!
Relena: Yeah, left, right, left, left, ooh, nice. Yeah! Get him. Wahoo!!!!
Heero: For the love of ZERO.
"Mars: Oh Shut it.
Sailor Uranus: How immature of Darien.
Sailor Mercury: Come on Amara, don't be so hard on him.
Quatre: After all, Relena was cheating on him too.
Sailor Uranus: Hey I know you! You're that crybaby on Gundam Wing.
Quatre: Oh please. That's acting. Besides I know that you're a size-
Sailor Uranus: STOP!!! Do not say what size skirt I have! You crybaby actor.
Quatre: Ha. Ha. You wolf in sheep's' clothing!
Sailor Uranus: Wh-What are you talking about?
Quatre: You boy! You boy in a skirt! How dare you! You accuse me of being a crybaby when you shave your legs!
Sailor Uranus: How do you know?!
Quatre: I'm a professional hacker. Amendment 9: The right to choose your own profession.
Sailor Uranus: You! You die Winner!
Quatre: Whatever, Wolfie!
Announcer: Wow, we have another battle: Quatre vs. Uranus!!
Quatre: *punches Uranus*
Sailor Uranus: *grabs Sailor Neptune's violin*
Sailor Neptune: Amara no!
Sailor Uranus: Actually my name is Amard. *swings violin at Quatre*
Quatre: Hey, no fair! *grabs his violin and brings it down on Uranus' head*
Sailor Uranus: You shitbag. URANUS WORD SHAKEN!!!
Quatre: *jumps into the air to avoid the blast*
Sailor Uranus: Hey, Neptune, you're pretty!
Sailor Neptune: For the love of ZERO, get away from me!!!
Quatre: If you're going to use your powers, I get to se Sandrock!
Uranus: Deathscythe Hell no!
Quatre: I've already decided. *slices Amara/Amard/Uranus in half*
Sailor Neptune: Yesss! I thought I would never get rid of him/her? She was hogging all of my airtime.
Relena: YEAH!!! Ooh the Treize vs. Darien fight is still going!
Treize: You have no elegance! *slaps Darien*
Darien: Only girls slap!
Treize: Darien, you and Relena have something in common. You always yell Sereeeeeena! And Relena always yells Heeeeerrooo!
Relena: Darien, kill that man!
Noin: No Relena, that's your brother . . .'s . . . boyfriend.
Relena: W.T.F. (What the fuck) Darien KILL that man!
Duo: And I'll have cheese.pepperoni.anchovies.olives.
Relena: Give me that cell phone. *grabs Duo's phone* Duo's gonna have to call you back! *hangs up on the pizza place and dialed the asylum* Yeah, yeah, I need her now! What?!?! Are you questioning me?! You shut up! I'm the QUEEN of the WORLD! I can do whatever I want!
[The asylum van pulls up to the ring. Men in white jackets hop out and take the straitjacket off of a small form. The form jumps on stage and kills everyone. The form is.Marimeia.]
Marimeia: I'm carrying out my Relena's will. . .
Relena: Okay great, now go back to the asylum.
Marimeia: No! I don't want to! It's horrible! Everyday Une and I suffer!
Heero: I'll end your suffering! *Bang! (a gun goes off)*
Relena: I hope you got it right this time.
Duo: Hey I just noticed something!
Fic writer J: What?
Duo: I'm made out of clay!
"Mars": Duh! Everyone on Celebrity Death Match is clay!
Wufei: Ahhh! Get away from me! The Sailor Scouts are molding my ponytail into a Gumby shape!!!
Duo: (mumbling) So what? My braid is in the shape of Wallace and Gromit.
Trowa: I have Chicken Run characters in my bangs!
Ranma: Hi Uranus!
Sliced Uranus: Hey Ran Man! How's it going?
Ranma: Same old, same old. I heard they found out you're a guy.
Sliced Uranus: Yeah.
Ranma: Yeah, but being half girl, half guy has worked so far for me.
Sliced Uranus: Hey! Yeah maybe it will work for me!
All the Sailor Scouts, GW characters, & Fic writers: Don't count on it!
Sliced Uranus: It's just an idea.
Ranma: Hey I'm going shopping for prom dresses want to come?
Sliced Uranus: Yeah. *both leave*