Shade: Whoa. Over 40 reviews for 5 chapters. I can't believe this stupid idea is such a *bleep*ing success.
Fade: Yep!
Shade: Ok, well I decided to not have a song in this one. Next episode there will be Teas song, but keep on sending in ideas for
her song, kay?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Tea: (reads note) Ok then... Yugi?
Yugi: Mmmmyes?
Tea: There's nothing on this piece of paper. It's just blank.
Yami: Oops! I must have 'forgotten' to write on it. Anyway, lets eat and drink!
(everyone goes to the food table)
Seto: Yummy! Shrimp! (he is about to eat the shrimp)
Yugi: Seto! NO! (whacks the shrimp out of Setos hand)
Seto: Huh? What did you do that for?
Yugi: Read the shrimp.
Seto: O................K. (looks at the shrimp. Written on it is 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts) Say what?
Yugi: (rolls his eyes) I know. I'm getting sick of it too.
Bakura: (to Exodia) I loved that song.
Exodia: Thanks ya'll. (gets out a syringe and fills it with white liquid)
Yami: You do drugs?
Exodia: I got hooked on the white stuff back in '84. (injects syringes contents into himself) Oh yeah. (starts re-filling the
syringe)
Rex: Umm, isn't that to much?
Exodia: (injects himself) You can never have too much- (suddenly freezes and falls to the ground)
Yugi: My god what happened?!
Bakura: (drinks some Coke) He ODed.
Yugi: Oh. No biggie. (eats some chips)
Joey: So, Weevil. I take it that you're gay.
Weevil: (drinks some water) Yep.
Joey: And I take it you are also Amish.
Weevil: (drinks more water) Yep.
Joey: And I also take it that you have been eaten by a rabid pikachu thirsting for amish blood? (thanks to Hitoki. I know they're
yours gurl)
Weevil: (finishes off the water) Yep.
Joey: (raises an eyebrow) You lead a pretty *bleep*ed up life, don't you?
Weevil: Uh huh.
(Flip to Yami, Shade and Bakura talking at a table)
Shade: You know I was out of town in New York a while back. I was hungry, so I went to a place called 'McDonalds'.
Yami: What? They didn't have Yami Burger over there?!?
Shade: Nope. But the food they had was different.
Bakura: Example.
Shade: Well, over there you can get a Yami Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Yami Burger with cheese.
Yami: What is it called?
Shade: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Yami: Quarter-pounder... huh. Well, do they have Yamis Non-Gelatinated Vibrated Dairy Drinks?
Shade: Mmm hmm. They call 'em 'Shakes'.
Bakura: Shakes. Don't know what you're getting.
Yami: Well I know what I'm getting. Some donuts. (gets up)
(Flip to Tea and Mai talking)
Mai: So you and Yugi still together?
Tea: Yeah but... (whispers in Mai's ear) You understand?
Mai: No girl, you didn't say nothin'! You just went 'whisper whisper whisper whisper'! You didn't tell me anything!
Tea: Sorry. I'm not a very good whisperer. I said that I am cheating on Yugi with-
Weevil: Hi girls! Hi Tea...
Mai: WHAT?!?
Tea: You guessed?
Mai: YOU AND WEEVIL?
Weevil: Hell yeah.
Yugi: (overhears) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (grabs the microphone)
Body and soul,
I'm a freak,
I'm a freak,
Body and soul,
I'm a freak, I'm a freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!
Freak...
Tea: I'm sorry Yugi...
Yami: (walks over to Yami) Sorry dude...
Yugi: (sniffs) Why?
Yami: Just remember... (grabs the microphone)
Like true rockers child,
We were born,
Born to be wild,
And we'll fly so high...
Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
(Seto plays air guitar)
Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
(Yugi walks over to Tea)
Yugi: (softly to Tea) I hate you.
(Yugi walks off and goes outside)
Tea: (collapses onto her knees) I'm sorry...
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Shade: Ok, Teas song may have to be influenced. Read and review, keep sending in song ideas.
Fade: Yep!
Shade: Ok, well I decided to not have a song in this one. Next episode there will be Teas song, but keep on sending in ideas for
her song, kay?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Tea: (reads note) Ok then... Yugi?
Yugi: Mmmmyes?
Tea: There's nothing on this piece of paper. It's just blank.
Yami: Oops! I must have 'forgotten' to write on it. Anyway, lets eat and drink!
(everyone goes to the food table)
Seto: Yummy! Shrimp! (he is about to eat the shrimp)
Yugi: Seto! NO! (whacks the shrimp out of Setos hand)
Seto: Huh? What did you do that for?
Yugi: Read the shrimp.
Seto: O................K. (looks at the shrimp. Written on it is 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts) Say what?
Yugi: (rolls his eyes) I know. I'm getting sick of it too.
Bakura: (to Exodia) I loved that song.
Exodia: Thanks ya'll. (gets out a syringe and fills it with white liquid)
Yami: You do drugs?
Exodia: I got hooked on the white stuff back in '84. (injects syringes contents into himself) Oh yeah. (starts re-filling the
syringe)
Rex: Umm, isn't that to much?
Exodia: (injects himself) You can never have too much- (suddenly freezes and falls to the ground)
Yugi: My god what happened?!
Bakura: (drinks some Coke) He ODed.
Yugi: Oh. No biggie. (eats some chips)
Joey: So, Weevil. I take it that you're gay.
Weevil: (drinks some water) Yep.
Joey: And I take it you are also Amish.
Weevil: (drinks more water) Yep.
Joey: And I also take it that you have been eaten by a rabid pikachu thirsting for amish blood? (thanks to Hitoki. I know they're
yours gurl)
Weevil: (finishes off the water) Yep.
Joey: (raises an eyebrow) You lead a pretty *bleep*ed up life, don't you?
Weevil: Uh huh.
(Flip to Yami, Shade and Bakura talking at a table)
Shade: You know I was out of town in New York a while back. I was hungry, so I went to a place called 'McDonalds'.
Yami: What? They didn't have Yami Burger over there?!?
Shade: Nope. But the food they had was different.
Bakura: Example.
Shade: Well, over there you can get a Yami Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Yami Burger with cheese.
Yami: What is it called?
Shade: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Yami: Quarter-pounder... huh. Well, do they have Yamis Non-Gelatinated Vibrated Dairy Drinks?
Shade: Mmm hmm. They call 'em 'Shakes'.
Bakura: Shakes. Don't know what you're getting.
Yami: Well I know what I'm getting. Some donuts. (gets up)
(Flip to Tea and Mai talking)
Mai: So you and Yugi still together?
Tea: Yeah but... (whispers in Mai's ear) You understand?
Mai: No girl, you didn't say nothin'! You just went 'whisper whisper whisper whisper'! You didn't tell me anything!
Tea: Sorry. I'm not a very good whisperer. I said that I am cheating on Yugi with-
Weevil: Hi girls! Hi Tea...
Mai: WHAT?!?
Tea: You guessed?
Mai: YOU AND WEEVIL?
Weevil: Hell yeah.
Yugi: (overhears) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (grabs the microphone)
Body and soul,
I'm a freak,
I'm a freak,
Body and soul,
I'm a freak, I'm a freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!
Freak...
Tea: I'm sorry Yugi...
Yami: (walks over to Yami) Sorry dude...
Yugi: (sniffs) Why?
Yami: Just remember... (grabs the microphone)
Like true rockers child,
We were born,
Born to be wild,
And we'll fly so high...
Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
(Seto plays air guitar)
Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
(Yugi walks over to Tea)
Yugi: (softly to Tea) I hate you.
(Yugi walks off and goes outside)
Tea: (collapses onto her knees) I'm sorry...
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Shade: Ok, Teas song may have to be influenced. Read and review, keep sending in song ideas.