Shade: Ok then, it's time for a Shakira song! Love her music!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Shakira or Silverchair
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Tea: (grabs the mike) This goes out to Yugi... I'm so sorry baby...

Yami: So you should be...

Tea:
Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
At your feet
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
And that's the deal my dear

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Think out loud
Say it again

Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes.

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You've got me head over heals
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
(collapses on ground crying)

(Yugi walks in)

Yugi: How can I stay mad at you? Come here! (Tea rushes to Yugi and they hug)

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Weevil: What about me?

Shade: AUTHOR POWER! (two aliens grab Weevil)

Weevil: Oh no, not again!

(the aliens and Weevil disappear)

Yami: C'mon Yugi, let's do a super cool song!

Yugi: No thanks, do it yourself.

Yami: What ever... (grabs a guitar)
We are the youth
We'll take your fascism away
We are the youth
Apologize for another day
We are the youth
Our politicans are so sure
We are the youth
And we are knocking on death's door

Never knew we were living in a world
With a mind that could be so sure
Never knew we were living in a world
With a mind that could be so small
Never knew we were living in a world
Where the world is an open court
Maybe we don't want to live in a world
Where innocence is so short

We'll make it up to you in the year 2000 with you

We'll make it up to you in the year 2000
Build it up for you in the year 2000
Make it hard for you in the year 2000
Build it up for you in the year 2000 with you

Bakura: Shut your hole, Yam-yam!

Everyone: YAM-YAM?!

Bakura: (gives everyone the finger) Screw you.

Yugi: Ooooh, Bakura's got an attitude.

Bakura: Suck my balls Yugi.

(Mai and Shakira walk in holding hands)

Mai: Hey guys!

Shakira: (whispers to Mai) Let's geet out of here and... you know...

Hundreds Of Perverted Readers: Lezzo love! Lezzo love! Lezzo love!
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