"Missy": Don't be so hard on-
Fic writer J: Don't speak unless you and "Jess" want to be out of here before you can say fuck you you fuck forward and backwards twice.
"Mars": Oookay.
Relena: Look Cell and Goku are fighting!!!
Fic writer J: Darn, we came too far in time. Let's go back to before Cell.
Fic writer "Jess": Why?
Fic writer J: Because Trunks was only cute before Cell when he had the short purple hair. Duh!
Fic writer "Jess": Well excuse me, missy, forgive me for my shortsightedness.
"Missy": I'm Missy!
Fic writer "Jess": Oh yeah. My bad.
Cute Trunks: Hello.
Relena: Hi. You're cool. You killed Frieza. This is my boy Heero. He's killed more people than you. Can I have your autograph?
Cute Trunks: Uh, sure, whatever.
Goku: Where's my special effects man? How am I supposed to disappear and reappear without special effects?
Cute Gohan: Where is my stunt double?
Heero and Wufei: *snickering* You don't do your own stunts?
Cute Gohan: Of course not!
Wufei: You are weak! Weak people can't fight! Weak!
Relena: Yeah!!! They're fighting!!!
[Vegeta starts firing wildly into spaces on the ground. Relena is cheering on Heero who is shooting everyone. Dorothy has out a sword and she's stabbing everything. All the Gundam pilots are in their Gundams. Wufei is shouting about pink shirts. And Relena is laughing and having a grand old time]
Vegeta: *lying on the golf course worthy green grass* (mumbling) It figures that Quatre and Trunks would be the only ones not injured but kicking butt. After all, this is how you can tell favoritism. What a sucky fic.
Fic writer J: Excuse me?
Vegeta: Your fic sucks.
Fic writer J: Why?
Vegeta: Cause I got beat up.
Wufei: *lying on the ground with a black eye* WEAK!!!
Fic writer J: For once I agree with Wufei.
Vegeta: You have a problem with pink shirts, isn't that it?
Fic writer J: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full Vegeta.
Vegeta: My mouth isn't full.
Fic writer J: Yes it is. It's full of kuso.
Vegeta: You monster!
"Missy": Face it Vegeta, you're beat!
Vegeta: I'm not!
Relena: Heero, kill that man!
Heero: Yes ma'am!
Relena: Ooh! Ow! That's gotta be sore. *snicker*
Fic writer J: Let's leave.
"Mars": I thought you'd never say those words.
Fic writer "Jess": Thank you Zero!
Fic writer J: Don't speak unless you and "Jess" want to be out of here before you can say fuck you you fuck forward and backwards twice.
"Mars": Oookay.
Relena: Look Cell and Goku are fighting!!!
Fic writer J: Darn, we came too far in time. Let's go back to before Cell.
Fic writer "Jess": Why?
Fic writer J: Because Trunks was only cute before Cell when he had the short purple hair. Duh!
Fic writer "Jess": Well excuse me, missy, forgive me for my shortsightedness.
"Missy": I'm Missy!
Fic writer "Jess": Oh yeah. My bad.
Cute Trunks: Hello.
Relena: Hi. You're cool. You killed Frieza. This is my boy Heero. He's killed more people than you. Can I have your autograph?
Cute Trunks: Uh, sure, whatever.
Goku: Where's my special effects man? How am I supposed to disappear and reappear without special effects?
Cute Gohan: Where is my stunt double?
Heero and Wufei: *snickering* You don't do your own stunts?
Cute Gohan: Of course not!
Wufei: You are weak! Weak people can't fight! Weak!
Relena: Yeah!!! They're fighting!!!
[Vegeta starts firing wildly into spaces on the ground. Relena is cheering on Heero who is shooting everyone. Dorothy has out a sword and she's stabbing everything. All the Gundam pilots are in their Gundams. Wufei is shouting about pink shirts. And Relena is laughing and having a grand old time]
Vegeta: *lying on the golf course worthy green grass* (mumbling) It figures that Quatre and Trunks would be the only ones not injured but kicking butt. After all, this is how you can tell favoritism. What a sucky fic.
Fic writer J: Excuse me?
Vegeta: Your fic sucks.
Fic writer J: Why?
Vegeta: Cause I got beat up.
Wufei: *lying on the ground with a black eye* WEAK!!!
Fic writer J: For once I agree with Wufei.
Vegeta: You have a problem with pink shirts, isn't that it?
Fic writer J: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full Vegeta.
Vegeta: My mouth isn't full.
Fic writer J: Yes it is. It's full of kuso.
Vegeta: You monster!
"Missy": Face it Vegeta, you're beat!
Vegeta: I'm not!
Relena: Heero, kill that man!
Heero: Yes ma'am!
Relena: Ooh! Ow! That's gotta be sore. *snicker*
Fic writer J: Let's leave.
"Mars": I thought you'd never say those words.
Fic writer "Jess": Thank you Zero!