Shade: Ok then... I note that not many people have reviewed my stories lately... that will change, or else (gives everyone a
greasy) If you don't know what a greasy is, then you have no life. Enough of the idle chit-chat, it's time to sing! This
episode, I give Weevil a chance to sing his version of teenage dirtbag... enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wheatus or Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yami: Weevil, it's your turn to sing. Try not to kill us all, ok?
Weevil: I'll have you know that I'm an excellent singer! (grabs air-guitar) One, two, one two three four... (music starts)
Her name is Tea,
I had a dream about her,
She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half an hour;
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,
but she doesn't know who I am;
And she doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a amish loser baby.
Yeah I'm just a amish loser baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick;
He brings a deck to school
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;
He lives on my block;
He duels and I suck;
But he doesn't know who I am
and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a amish loser baby.
Yeah I'm just a amish loser baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, amish;
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, amish;
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold;
It's prom night and I am lonely;
Lo and behold, she's walking over to me;
This must be fake; my lip starts to shake;
How does she know who I am;
and why does she give a damn about me. . .
Stop staring at me you f*cking poofter;
I'll beat you up on Friday, you f*cking weak sh*t,
I'm popular and I will never like you. . .
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, amish;
Yeah, I pretty sure she knows what she's missing.
Oh yeah, amish;
Yeah, I pretty sure she knows what she's missing.
Tea: You like me?! Gross!!!
Shade: Thats just sick. I thought you and Bakura-
Bakura: We're no longer together.
Yami: Sweet. How 'bout you, Mai and I get it on in the back room.
Mai: I'd prefer just to deep-throat you. (Shades Note: I have no idea what deep throat is. If you know, tell me through
reviews or e-mail. Please)
Seto: Can you give me some oral, Mai?
Mai: $50 and you're on.
Mokuba: That's it. I despise this fic. All we do is sing or make dirty jokes!
Shade: And your point is...?
Mokuba: I have no point. I just wanted attention...
(everyone ignores Mokuba)
Yugi: (to Tea) French me, baby. (they start making out)
Yami: (to Shade) Where did that come from?!
Shade: This fic needed more frenching.
Seto: Can I get some frenchy action?
Shade: Sure... (snaps finger. Luna is now making out with Seto)
Luna: Oh yeah Seto!
Seto: (rips Luna off his face) Eww!!! Cat hair tounge!!!
(Rex is eating at the food table)
Rex: (burps) We've run out of food!
Yami: WHAT?! We need more food. Now.
(Ronin [Shades other identity] is standing next to the door)
Ronin: So it's food you want, eh? I'll find it for $300, but I'll bring it in for another $700. Or just a 'How To Draw Manga'
book and a pack of cinammon gum.
Yugi: Excellent. But where do we go for this food?
Ronin: We must break into... Wal-Mart. Here are your uniforms. (throws everyone a black full-body leotard)
Yugi: Cool. (puts his own)
Mai: (looks her over. Notes that hers has no chest covering) Hmm... methinks a certain author wanted to have a naked Mai this
episode.
Shade: Heh heh heh...
Mai: Fortunatly, I always carry a black boob-tube! (puts it on)
Shade: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT! YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!!!
Tea: Hey! How come mine isn't full of holes?!
(everyone leaves in their black full-body leotard)
(Everyone pinned on the wall of Wal-Mart)
Yami: Why aren't we getting food?
Ronin: The doors locked.
Yugi: Huh? Your grand plan is stopped by a locked door?
Ronin: No... did you bring the string?
Yami: (holds up a rope) Yep!
Ronin: Did you bring the paperclip?
Yami: Uh huh! (holds up paperclip)
Ronin: Did you bring the dickfor?
Yami: What's a dickfor?
Ronin: It's for f*cking, silly.
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Shade: Gotta love that joke. Alright then, read and review! Send in ideas for songs! Tell me what deep-throat is!
greasy) If you don't know what a greasy is, then you have no life. Enough of the idle chit-chat, it's time to sing! This
episode, I give Weevil a chance to sing his version of teenage dirtbag... enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wheatus or Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yami: Weevil, it's your turn to sing. Try not to kill us all, ok?
Weevil: I'll have you know that I'm an excellent singer! (grabs air-guitar) One, two, one two three four... (music starts)
Her name is Tea,
I had a dream about her,
She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half an hour;
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,
but she doesn't know who I am;
And she doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a amish loser baby.
Yeah I'm just a amish loser baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick;
He brings a deck to school
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;
He lives on my block;
He duels and I suck;
But he doesn't know who I am
and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a amish loser baby.
Yeah I'm just a amish loser baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, amish;
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, amish;
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold;
It's prom night and I am lonely;
Lo and behold, she's walking over to me;
This must be fake; my lip starts to shake;
How does she know who I am;
and why does she give a damn about me. . .
Stop staring at me you f*cking poofter;
I'll beat you up on Friday, you f*cking weak sh*t,
I'm popular and I will never like you. . .
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, amish;
Yeah, I pretty sure she knows what she's missing.
Oh yeah, amish;
Yeah, I pretty sure she knows what she's missing.
Tea: You like me?! Gross!!!
Shade: Thats just sick. I thought you and Bakura-
Bakura: We're no longer together.
Yami: Sweet. How 'bout you, Mai and I get it on in the back room.
Mai: I'd prefer just to deep-throat you. (Shades Note: I have no idea what deep throat is. If you know, tell me through
reviews or e-mail. Please)
Seto: Can you give me some oral, Mai?
Mai: $50 and you're on.
Mokuba: That's it. I despise this fic. All we do is sing or make dirty jokes!
Shade: And your point is...?
Mokuba: I have no point. I just wanted attention...
(everyone ignores Mokuba)
Yugi: (to Tea) French me, baby. (they start making out)
Yami: (to Shade) Where did that come from?!
Shade: This fic needed more frenching.
Seto: Can I get some frenchy action?
Shade: Sure... (snaps finger. Luna is now making out with Seto)
Luna: Oh yeah Seto!
Seto: (rips Luna off his face) Eww!!! Cat hair tounge!!!
(Rex is eating at the food table)
Rex: (burps) We've run out of food!
Yami: WHAT?! We need more food. Now.
(Ronin [Shades other identity] is standing next to the door)
Ronin: So it's food you want, eh? I'll find it for $300, but I'll bring it in for another $700. Or just a 'How To Draw Manga'
book and a pack of cinammon gum.
Yugi: Excellent. But where do we go for this food?
Ronin: We must break into... Wal-Mart. Here are your uniforms. (throws everyone a black full-body leotard)
Yugi: Cool. (puts his own)
Mai: (looks her over. Notes that hers has no chest covering) Hmm... methinks a certain author wanted to have a naked Mai this
episode.
Shade: Heh heh heh...
Mai: Fortunatly, I always carry a black boob-tube! (puts it on)
Shade: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT! YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!!!
Tea: Hey! How come mine isn't full of holes?!
(everyone leaves in their black full-body leotard)
(Everyone pinned on the wall of Wal-Mart)
Yami: Why aren't we getting food?
Ronin: The doors locked.
Yugi: Huh? Your grand plan is stopped by a locked door?
Ronin: No... did you bring the string?
Yami: (holds up a rope) Yep!
Ronin: Did you bring the paperclip?
Yami: Uh huh! (holds up paperclip)
Ronin: Did you bring the dickfor?
Yami: What's a dickfor?
Ronin: It's for f*cking, silly.
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Shade: Gotta love that joke. Alright then, read and review! Send in ideas for songs! Tell me what deep-throat is!