Fic writer J: Does anyone want to stay?
Everyone except Vegeta: Deathscythe Hell no!
Fic writer J: Where should we go next?
Sally: How about to FRIENDS!
Noin: Survivor!
Hilde: Boot Camp!
Zechs: Let's check out some music videos!
Fic writer "Jess": Oh ZERO.
"Missy": Don't tell me you listened to Zechs?!
"Mars": This sucks.
Suddenly a lyric of music: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Trowa: Kuso.
Sailor Mars: You have got to be kidding me!
Sailor Moon: I'm the Queen of the future Crystal Tokyo!
Relena: So what?! I'm the Queen of the World!
Sailor Moon: I'm the moon princess!
Relena: Yeah that's because your brain is up in space meatball head!
Britney Spears: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!
Heero: Well okay. *punches Britney*
[Britney Spears punches Heero, and Heero is knocked unconscious. Then Trowa slings Heero over his shoulder, and Sailor Mini Moon lies down on the ground. Some dudes run into the room.] (scene from Endless Waltz, where Trowa Heero and Duo plan their escape from a military compound.)
The dudes: What is going on here?
Trowa: I knocked um out.
[Suddenly Sailor Mini Moon jumps up and runs out the door. The dudes run after Mini Moon. Then.Crazed Christina fans run into the room chanting "Spear Britney! Spear Britney! Spear Britney!" Spears start flying all over the room.]
Sailor Neptune: Let's leave through that side door!
Everyone: Yea.
[All run out the side door right onto.the Jessica Simpson music video set]
Fic writer J: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Heero: (revived) Omae o korosu!!!
Jessica Simpson: Huh?
Fic writer "Jess": That means, "I will kill you."
Jessica Simpson: Like, what?
Sailor Moon: Oh scary! SCARY! That guy in tight pants has a gun!!! (she is seeing Heero's gun for the first time)
Sailor Mercury: Quickly out this door!
[Everyone runs out]
A lyric of music: THE SHAPE OF MY HEART (Backstreet Boys)
Fic writer J: You know what? Let's go back to the Jessica Simpson.
Relena: Heero kill those Bullshit Boys! (otherwise known as the Backstreet Boys.)
[Heero is firing a gun and choking the 5 members.]
Noin: Hey, where are we?
Fic writer J: I transported us to this back room at the MTV studios. There's a cable television.
Sally: Hey check this out.
Newscaster: In a bizarre attack today a group of people or should I say cartoons?-walked into the Britney Spears shoot! This security camera shows Britney Spears punching a boy in spandex. Quickly followed by a mob trying to attack Ms. Spears. As you can see, the first group of people ran right into Jessica Simpson's music video set where that boy in spandex made a threat on Ms. Simpson's life! They quickly ran into the Backstreet Boys set. The Backstreet Boys are made of only 4 members today because the spandex boy shot XXX. (XXX = censored) The nation's flags were lowered to half-mast, and I'm sure you're crying too. The rest of the boys are in critical condition after being rushed to the Emergency room. Officials are still searching for the spandex boy and that group of people/cartoons. If you have any information please call us at XXX-XXXX. We'll have more MTV news at ten to the hour on MTV.
"Mars": Sailor Moon, what the fuck are you doing?!
Sailor Moon: I'm calling that number! Cause I have information!
Fic writer J: No!
[Everyone ties Sailor Moon up and gags her. After 5 minutes she breaks free of the gag and starts wailing. They tie her up again but she breaks free from her bonds over and over again. Finally Heero rigs up a bomb and tells Sailor Moon that it will explode when she next talks. Finally it is quiet enough to have a team discussion.]
Trowa: what should we do?
"Mars": We can't stay here much longer.
Hilde: I say, the fic writer J will transport us some where else.
Noin: Do you agree?
Fic writer J: Okay.
Sally: Where to?
Relena: Celebrity Death Match!!!
Quatre: We can't go back there because they'll be looking over there.
Relena: Oh yeah.
Sailor Mercury: How about the sci-fi channel.
Sailor Venus: FRIENDS!
Sailor Neptune: Survivor!
Sailor Mars: American Idol!
Fic writer "Jess": Digimon!
"Missy": Tenchi!
Wufei: Cardcaptors! What? Sakura's cute!
-Silence-
-Sweat drop-
Everyone except Vegeta: Deathscythe Hell no!
Fic writer J: Where should we go next?
Sally: How about to FRIENDS!
Noin: Survivor!
Hilde: Boot Camp!
Zechs: Let's check out some music videos!
Fic writer "Jess": Oh ZERO.
"Missy": Don't tell me you listened to Zechs?!
"Mars": This sucks.
Suddenly a lyric of music: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Trowa: Kuso.
Sailor Mars: You have got to be kidding me!
Sailor Moon: I'm the Queen of the future Crystal Tokyo!
Relena: So what?! I'm the Queen of the World!
Sailor Moon: I'm the moon princess!
Relena: Yeah that's because your brain is up in space meatball head!
Britney Spears: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!
Heero: Well okay. *punches Britney*
[Britney Spears punches Heero, and Heero is knocked unconscious. Then Trowa slings Heero over his shoulder, and Sailor Mini Moon lies down on the ground. Some dudes run into the room.] (scene from Endless Waltz, where Trowa Heero and Duo plan their escape from a military compound.)
The dudes: What is going on here?
Trowa: I knocked um out.
[Suddenly Sailor Mini Moon jumps up and runs out the door. The dudes run after Mini Moon. Then.Crazed Christina fans run into the room chanting "Spear Britney! Spear Britney! Spear Britney!" Spears start flying all over the room.]
Sailor Neptune: Let's leave through that side door!
Everyone: Yea.
[All run out the side door right onto.the Jessica Simpson music video set]
Fic writer J: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Heero: (revived) Omae o korosu!!!
Jessica Simpson: Huh?
Fic writer "Jess": That means, "I will kill you."
Jessica Simpson: Like, what?
Sailor Moon: Oh scary! SCARY! That guy in tight pants has a gun!!! (she is seeing Heero's gun for the first time)
Sailor Mercury: Quickly out this door!
[Everyone runs out]
A lyric of music: THE SHAPE OF MY HEART (Backstreet Boys)
Fic writer J: You know what? Let's go back to the Jessica Simpson.
Relena: Heero kill those Bullshit Boys! (otherwise known as the Backstreet Boys.)
[Heero is firing a gun and choking the 5 members.]
Noin: Hey, where are we?
Fic writer J: I transported us to this back room at the MTV studios. There's a cable television.
Sally: Hey check this out.
Newscaster: In a bizarre attack today a group of people or should I say cartoons?-walked into the Britney Spears shoot! This security camera shows Britney Spears punching a boy in spandex. Quickly followed by a mob trying to attack Ms. Spears. As you can see, the first group of people ran right into Jessica Simpson's music video set where that boy in spandex made a threat on Ms. Simpson's life! They quickly ran into the Backstreet Boys set. The Backstreet Boys are made of only 4 members today because the spandex boy shot XXX. (XXX = censored) The nation's flags were lowered to half-mast, and I'm sure you're crying too. The rest of the boys are in critical condition after being rushed to the Emergency room. Officials are still searching for the spandex boy and that group of people/cartoons. If you have any information please call us at XXX-XXXX. We'll have more MTV news at ten to the hour on MTV.
"Mars": Sailor Moon, what the fuck are you doing?!
Sailor Moon: I'm calling that number! Cause I have information!
Fic writer J: No!
[Everyone ties Sailor Moon up and gags her. After 5 minutes she breaks free of the gag and starts wailing. They tie her up again but she breaks free from her bonds over and over again. Finally Heero rigs up a bomb and tells Sailor Moon that it will explode when she next talks. Finally it is quiet enough to have a team discussion.]
Trowa: what should we do?
"Mars": We can't stay here much longer.
Hilde: I say, the fic writer J will transport us some where else.
Noin: Do you agree?
Fic writer J: Okay.
Sally: Where to?
Relena: Celebrity Death Match!!!
Quatre: We can't go back there because they'll be looking over there.
Relena: Oh yeah.
Sailor Mercury: How about the sci-fi channel.
Sailor Venus: FRIENDS!
Sailor Neptune: Survivor!
Sailor Mars: American Idol!
Fic writer "Jess": Digimon!
"Missy": Tenchi!
Wufei: Cardcaptors! What? Sakura's cute!
-Silence-
-Sweat drop-