Shade: Well, they've been arrested. And it's time to sing in jail. How lovely.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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(Yamis sitting on the bench in their cell with a guitar)
Yami:
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
Well me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now...
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay Eskimo
Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
(they notice James Bond in the corner)
Yugi: James?! James Bond?! I thought you were out of the spy buisness!
James: You know what they say. Once a spy, always a spy, but once a night is enough! Ha ha ha!
Yami: Amusing. Can you get us out?
James: (pulls out a chocolate bar) Ah hah!
Tea: What? You found an explosive snack to bust us out?
James: No...
Bakura: A drugged candy to eliminate the guards?
James: No...
Ronin: A mining tool cleverly disguised?
James: No, it's a light snack! (eats the candy)
Yami: (looks at the camera) Hi. Today, on the documentery channel... (gestures towards Yugi)
Yugi: What are you doing?
Yami: You know it's kind of hard,
Just to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue-
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: (smiling) And he may not have a style-
Yugi: Pardon?
Yami: But everything he lacks,
Well he makes up in denial!
(everyone but Yugi start singing)
Everyone: So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway!
Yugi: Are you talking about me?
Everyone: He's gonna play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way,
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,
At least you'll-
(James suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots Yami)
Tea: No!
Bakura: Nooo!
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (runs away)
(Yami gets up)
Yami: Jesus, can you be a bit more subtle next time?
James: It's time to escape.
Yugi: Hold on. Better get Tea ready to run.
(Yugi kneels in front of Tea, pulls down her pants and starts doing things with his mouth on Teas... you know... clit...)
Tea: Oh... mmm... (starts having an orgasm)
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Shade: Had to keep that short. READ AND REVIEW!!! SEND ME SONG IDEAS!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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(Yamis sitting on the bench in their cell with a guitar)
Yami:
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
Well me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now...
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay Eskimo
Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
(they notice James Bond in the corner)
Yugi: James?! James Bond?! I thought you were out of the spy buisness!
James: You know what they say. Once a spy, always a spy, but once a night is enough! Ha ha ha!
Yami: Amusing. Can you get us out?
James: (pulls out a chocolate bar) Ah hah!
Tea: What? You found an explosive snack to bust us out?
James: No...
Bakura: A drugged candy to eliminate the guards?
James: No...
Ronin: A mining tool cleverly disguised?
James: No, it's a light snack! (eats the candy)
Yami: (looks at the camera) Hi. Today, on the documentery channel... (gestures towards Yugi)
Yugi: What are you doing?
Yami: You know it's kind of hard,
Just to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue-
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: (smiling) And he may not have a style-
Yugi: Pardon?
Yami: But everything he lacks,
Well he makes up in denial!
(everyone but Yugi start singing)
Everyone: So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway!
Yugi: Are you talking about me?
Everyone: He's gonna play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way,
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,
At least you'll-
(James suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots Yami)
Tea: No!
Bakura: Nooo!
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (runs away)
(Yami gets up)
Yami: Jesus, can you be a bit more subtle next time?
James: It's time to escape.
Yugi: Hold on. Better get Tea ready to run.
(Yugi kneels in front of Tea, pulls down her pants and starts doing things with his mouth on Teas... you know... clit...)
Tea: Oh... mmm... (starts having an orgasm)
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Shade: Had to keep that short. READ AND REVIEW!!! SEND ME SONG IDEAS!!!