Sailor Mars: Yeah! We're going to American Idol!

Sailor Moon: Wait don't leave me here!

-BOOM-

Heero: What a shame.

"Mars": There are only two candidates left.

[Heero, Trowa, and Wufei pull out TV guides.]

Trowa: American Idol starts in 30 seconds.

Wufei: We have arrived safely.

Heero: I vote you off the island (Bam!) And I vote you off the island (Bam!)

"Missy": This.you-Heero you killed off the last two characters!

"Mars": And this isn't Survivor, you can't vote them off the island or out of Australia!

Heero: Well I just did.

Sailor Jupiter: Oooookay.

Noin: Let's leave.

"Missy": Quickly.

[Fic writer J transports them to the FRIENDS set]

Nikki: Hi D.A.F.

Fic writer J: Hi F.F.! What are you doing here?

Nikki: I'm in this episode! Cool huh!!!?

Fic writer J: Yeah.

-BANG-

Nikki: AHHHH!!! Who is that guy? He shot Phoebe!

Heero: Mission Accomplished.

Phoebe: Oh, that's not me, that's my twin sister.

Nikki: Oh the porn star?

Phoebe: Yeah.

Wufei: Hentai? *drools*

Nikki: Oh. Well this is weird.

Sailor Neptune: Let's go commercial surfing!

Fic writer J: Okay.

Lyric: BA-BA-BA-BA-BUM-BA-BA-BA-BA-BUM, DA-DA-DA. THE JOY OF PEP-SE-E-AH! (It is the old Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears)

Heero: YOU! YOU! KISAMA! (Remember Kisama means you with scorn)

Britney Spears: You!

[She punches Heero really hard. Heero faints]

Sailor Neptune: Kuso. (Remember kuso means crap.) I think we stepped into the wrong commercial.

Trowa: Yeah! The Britney Spears Pepsi Commercial.

-Suddenly-: Spear Britney! Spear Britney!

Wufei: It's those crazy Christina fans.

Quatre: The commercial changed!

"Mars": Thank ZERO!

Duo: What the Deathscythe Hell? It's a Jessica Simpson music video!

Relena: Omae o korosu! (I will kill you in Japanese)

[Relena pulls out her gun. -BAM-]

--sweat drop-

Heero: didn't know she had one . . .

Everyone: *nods mutely*