Shade: Some Monty Python songs for you all today.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Monty Python or anything to do with the aformentioned things.
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Yugi: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, heres a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean... (starts playing the piano)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick!
(drinks some water)
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

(Yugi gets off the stage)

Yami: Loved the song, darling.

Tea: Now, tell me again how big yours is, Yugi?

Yugi: Nevermind. Ryou Bakura!

Ryou Bakura: What?!

Yugi: Care to sing this song? (passes Ryou the lyrics)

R. Bakura: (reads) Heh heh heh... funny stuff. Ok, but you guys have to join in too!

Everyone Else: Ok!

R. Bakura: Ok, start the music... (music starts)
There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those who follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is that they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brainm
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Mokuba and that little blonde girl with the teddy bear:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Mokuba:
Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.

Mokuba and that little blonde girl with the teddy bear:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood,

Tea:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their,
Semen with more care

Yugi, Yami, Seto, Bakura:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great

Tea, Mai, Miho (have no idea who she is):
If a sperm is wasted,

Mokuba and that little blonde girl with the teddy bear:
God gets quite irate.

Pegasus:
Every sperm is wanted

Yugi and Tea:
Every spem is good

Grampa:
If a sperm is needed,

Yami and Ryou Bakura:
In your neighbourhood

Mokuba and that little blonde girl with the teddy bear:
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine

Shade:
God needs everybodys

Yugi:
Mine!

Tea:
And mine!

Pegasus:
And mine!

Mai:
Let the Pagen spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,

Grampa:
God shall strike them down for,
Each sperm thats spilled in vain.

Everybody:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood,
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
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