Gollum meets Psycho Bunny Part 2!!!!!!!
OK...... Despite me getting one review and that's not a happy one.. * sniffs * but I am completely not BOTHERED!!!!!!! Tough titties to you here's the next chapter mwa ha ha ha ha!
I know all I need to know about LoTR but like to twist it in my own special way...
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Gollum and Legolas (he he he Legolas would be repeatedly tortured....) for Gods sake I know I don't own them!!!!
PS: Pscho Bunny is mine, all mine.
Okay so Psycho Bunny and Gollum set off to the Mirkywoods in search of that evil, dog ugly, smelly elf boy, Lego-arse (he he he). We see our two heroes walking along a woodland path holding hands and singing songs of praise... hell yeah... they are savagely attacking each other and Gollum seems to be screaming something about... cheeses? OK...... Right so completely by accident they stumble across Mirkywood.
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Legolas is sat on a throne in the middle of Mirkywood ordering around small defenceless Uruk-hai. He laughs gleefully as another orc collapses under the weight of a brick (for they are building a mighty palace for that evil mother.. OK.). You see Legolas had black-mailed those poor Uruk-hai by stealing their mothers and saying he'll do stuff * OK use your imagination here * to them unless they work for him. Now the Uruk-hai love their dear mothers, and would do anything to save them.
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Back in Mirkywoods Gollum has ripped off Psycho Bunny's ear and is threatening to feed it to the mutant killer squirrels. Pscho Bunny once again has the ring and is threatening to swallow it. So once again I intervene and send everything back to normal, while sending them both to Legolas' palace.
OK now I would rather like a nice review... or at least one that makes sense... If you're going to give this a crap review, please make it half decent/ legible. Or you will be eaten a Psycho Bunny (he is hungry cos the last time he ate was when we conquered the local government and he ate Tony Blair.. The planet of Naboloki is next! Watch out Senator Bob!!!) Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!
*_* eternal spirit *_*
OK...... Despite me getting one review and that's not a happy one.. * sniffs * but I am completely not BOTHERED!!!!!!! Tough titties to you here's the next chapter mwa ha ha ha ha!
I know all I need to know about LoTR but like to twist it in my own special way...
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Gollum and Legolas (he he he Legolas would be repeatedly tortured....) for Gods sake I know I don't own them!!!!
PS: Pscho Bunny is mine, all mine.
Okay so Psycho Bunny and Gollum set off to the Mirkywoods in search of that evil, dog ugly, smelly elf boy, Lego-arse (he he he). We see our two heroes walking along a woodland path holding hands and singing songs of praise... hell yeah... they are savagely attacking each other and Gollum seems to be screaming something about... cheeses? OK...... Right so completely by accident they stumble across Mirkywood.
*******************************************************************
Legolas is sat on a throne in the middle of Mirkywood ordering around small defenceless Uruk-hai. He laughs gleefully as another orc collapses under the weight of a brick (for they are building a mighty palace for that evil mother.. OK.). You see Legolas had black-mailed those poor Uruk-hai by stealing their mothers and saying he'll do stuff * OK use your imagination here * to them unless they work for him. Now the Uruk-hai love their dear mothers, and would do anything to save them.
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Back in Mirkywoods Gollum has ripped off Psycho Bunny's ear and is threatening to feed it to the mutant killer squirrels. Pscho Bunny once again has the ring and is threatening to swallow it. So once again I intervene and send everything back to normal, while sending them both to Legolas' palace.
OK now I would rather like a nice review... or at least one that makes sense... If you're going to give this a crap review, please make it half decent/ legible. Or you will be eaten a Psycho Bunny (he is hungry cos the last time he ate was when we conquered the local government and he ate Tony Blair.. The planet of Naboloki is next! Watch out Senator Bob!!!) Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!
*_* eternal spirit *_*