Shade: Ok, Eminem's Lose Yourself is coming your way! I cannot stress enough that I need your goddamn reviews! And your ideas!
Disclaimer: F*ck it, read the other ones ya bastards.
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Yugi: Man, I haven't done many songs.
Yami: Here's a good one, perfect for the kiddies!
Tea: Go ahead! I got Rebecca right here!
Rebecca: Yay! We're gonna listen to a song, aren't we teddy? (glomps her teddy, who is trying to call the asylum)
Yami: Start the music! (music starts, Yami smiles and dances)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z!
Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you... (Yami gets mad and grabs his balls)
Suck my dick, mother f*cker!
I'm a gonna f*ck you up, bitch!
(everyone is stunned)
Rebecca: Yay! We liked that song, didn't we teddy? (grabs the teddy, who was chatting up a hot chick)
Yami Bakura: My turn, you fools! You will hear my voice soon, when I rule you all as my slaves!
Yami Yugi: I'll join you in this song, ancient one.
(Lose Yourself music starts)
Yami Bakura: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yami Yugi: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
Yami Bakura: He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Is he? No
Yami Yugi: He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
Tea: (puts on ghetto clothes) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Yugi: Yeah!
Yami Bakura: The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Yami Yugi: Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
Yami Bakura: They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
Teddy: (puts on a beanie) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Rebecca: (jumps onstage and glomps her teddy) No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
Yami Yugi: Sing it, girl!
Rebecca: (puts on Teddys beanie) All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Yami Bakura: (pulls out his pistol and waves it about) Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
Tea: (still in ghetto clothes) I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
Weevil: (puts on some torn Amish clothes) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Rebecca: (nods her head up) You can do anything you set your mind to, man
(everyone claps)
Teddy: (to Rebbeca) Bitch, you brought down the motha f*cking house!
Rebbeca: (glomps Teddy) Yay! That was fun, wasn't it teddy?
Yugi: Well, that rocked.
Shade: Well... what do we do now?
Tea: Uh... get naked?
Seto: (turns quickly) Did you hear that?
Yami Yugi: What?
(scuttling is heard)
Seto: There it is again!
(a group of ninja burst through the windows)
Yugi: Uh oh, here's trouble.
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Shade: Suggest good fighting songs, my wiggers!
Disclaimer: F*ck it, read the other ones ya bastards.
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Yugi: Man, I haven't done many songs.
Yami: Here's a good one, perfect for the kiddies!
Tea: Go ahead! I got Rebecca right here!
Rebecca: Yay! We're gonna listen to a song, aren't we teddy? (glomps her teddy, who is trying to call the asylum)
Yami: Start the music! (music starts, Yami smiles and dances)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z!
Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you... (Yami gets mad and grabs his balls)
Suck my dick, mother f*cker!
I'm a gonna f*ck you up, bitch!
(everyone is stunned)
Rebecca: Yay! We liked that song, didn't we teddy? (grabs the teddy, who was chatting up a hot chick)
Yami Bakura: My turn, you fools! You will hear my voice soon, when I rule you all as my slaves!
Yami Yugi: I'll join you in this song, ancient one.
(Lose Yourself music starts)
Yami Bakura: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yami Yugi: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
Yami Bakura: He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Is he? No
Yami Yugi: He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
Tea: (puts on ghetto clothes) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Yugi: Yeah!
Yami Bakura: The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Yami Yugi: Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
Yami Bakura: They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
Teddy: (puts on a beanie) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Rebecca: (jumps onstage and glomps her teddy) No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
Yami Yugi: Sing it, girl!
Rebecca: (puts on Teddys beanie) All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Yami Bakura: (pulls out his pistol and waves it about) Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
Tea: (still in ghetto clothes) I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
Weevil: (puts on some torn Amish clothes) You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Rebecca: (nods her head up) You can do anything you set your mind to, man
(everyone claps)
Teddy: (to Rebbeca) Bitch, you brought down the motha f*cking house!
Rebbeca: (glomps Teddy) Yay! That was fun, wasn't it teddy?
Yugi: Well, that rocked.
Shade: Well... what do we do now?
Tea: Uh... get naked?
Seto: (turns quickly) Did you hear that?
Yami Yugi: What?
(scuttling is heard)
Seto: There it is again!
(a group of ninja burst through the windows)
Yugi: Uh oh, here's trouble.
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Shade: Suggest good fighting songs, my wiggers!