Gollum and the Psycho Bunny.. Part 3!!!!!
YAY!!!! I got a good review!!!!! I'm so depressed?????? Okay today my matey Tish is helping so it's gonna be double mad!
Disclaimer: As I keep saying none of the characters are mine!!!! (cept Psycho Bunny of course!)
PS: Psycho Bunny ate George Bush * loud cheers *
Right so Psycho Bunny and Gollum have reached Legolas' palace. Gollum wanders up to the castle door (with Psycho Bunny's teeth latched on his arse) and knocks loudly. Nothing happens. Gollum sits and cries.. With a block of cheese in his left hand.. mmmmmmmmmmmm Jesus. I mean cheese! Psycho Bunny is squashed by Gollum's mighty arse. I decide to give them a helping hand and open the door. Gollum just sits there and cries so we kick him and he flies across into the palace.
********************bush diving****************************************************
Legolas is sat inside the palace watching the riot from a bunker 20 floors below sea level.. Mwa ha ha rage kage we beat the bastards of city hall! Okay now Legolas switches his attention to the intruders (Psycho Bunny and Gollum) and switches off the TV for plans of puppy domination. He shows his evil pointed ears and gets an Uruk-hai to condition his hair (if anyone knows what conditioner he uses let me know so I can mock him like the mockety mock sparrow of doom and eternal torture!) He decides to send a party of cave trolls (aren't they adorable?) out to * meet * them.
************************************removing impurities from grapes********************
Now we meet Candle Stick, the misunderstood cave troll. His head his on fire, all the time hence the name. He is alone in the world, and is not like the other cave trolls. He is intent on the destruction on all small hairy people, but the others are really sophisticated and make fun of him (ahhhh small fry). So he sets out hoping to meet someone small and hairy, and squash them...
Wot the hell? Okay Ill post it anyway! Thanks Tish (she checked my crappy spellings but she cant spell either :P) Psycho Bunny is after Lauren Whitley or whatever her name is. It sux anyway. Anybody who doesn't like this should be tied to a stick and burnt... Or shot repeatedly especially in groinal areas! Mwa ha ha ha ha Psycho Bunny
*_* eternal spirit *_*
YAY!!!! I got a good review!!!!! I'm so depressed?????? Okay today my matey Tish is helping so it's gonna be double mad!
Disclaimer: As I keep saying none of the characters are mine!!!! (cept Psycho Bunny of course!)
PS: Psycho Bunny ate George Bush * loud cheers *
Right so Psycho Bunny and Gollum have reached Legolas' palace. Gollum wanders up to the castle door (with Psycho Bunny's teeth latched on his arse) and knocks loudly. Nothing happens. Gollum sits and cries.. With a block of cheese in his left hand.. mmmmmmmmmmmm Jesus. I mean cheese! Psycho Bunny is squashed by Gollum's mighty arse. I decide to give them a helping hand and open the door. Gollum just sits there and cries so we kick him and he flies across into the palace.
********************bush diving****************************************************
Legolas is sat inside the palace watching the riot from a bunker 20 floors below sea level.. Mwa ha ha rage kage we beat the bastards of city hall! Okay now Legolas switches his attention to the intruders (Psycho Bunny and Gollum) and switches off the TV for plans of puppy domination. He shows his evil pointed ears and gets an Uruk-hai to condition his hair (if anyone knows what conditioner he uses let me know so I can mock him like the mockety mock sparrow of doom and eternal torture!) He decides to send a party of cave trolls (aren't they adorable?) out to * meet * them.
************************************removing impurities from grapes********************
Now we meet Candle Stick, the misunderstood cave troll. His head his on fire, all the time hence the name. He is alone in the world, and is not like the other cave trolls. He is intent on the destruction on all small hairy people, but the others are really sophisticated and make fun of him (ahhhh small fry). So he sets out hoping to meet someone small and hairy, and squash them...
Wot the hell? Okay Ill post it anyway! Thanks Tish (she checked my crappy spellings but she cant spell either :P) Psycho Bunny is after Lauren Whitley or whatever her name is. It sux anyway. Anybody who doesn't like this should be tied to a stick and burnt... Or shot repeatedly especially in groinal areas! Mwa ha ha ha ha Psycho Bunny
*_* eternal spirit *_*