Part 4 of the Psycho Bunny and Gollum trilogy (which makes as much sense as
a piece of pie..)
OK, note to Rabid Locust (who seems to actually like my nonsense wai _) I don't know why I was depressed, I just.. was.... pie.
Now note to Emma, you will never know that Emma Jamison has a large forehead unless you read my work! I'm sorry I hurt Keir's foot too... e- mail me K?
Final note, to the voices in my head. Leave me alone you annoying pip squeaks I don't want to go with you to any special place I don't care how fun or wonderful it is. * is breathing heavily and collapses on the floor but boings back up agen *
Disclaimer: (do I hav to write this every bloody time?) I don't own any of the LoTR characters cept Psycho Bunny and Candle Stick... who r mine...
Right.. So on with chapter 4!
Gollum wandered into the Palace slowly chewing on a frog with wings and Psycho Bunny (I'm gonna call him PB cos I honestly can't b arsed to write his name, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, I'm not really repetitive). There was a loud thundering and yeeling coming from behind the portal at the end of the corridor (portals r more fun than doors *_*). Gollum poked his head around the portal, and could see around 20 cave trolls in pink tu-tus.. line dancing? Anyway this was the most terrifying thing he had ever seen, and it emotionally scarred him. So he pushed PB in the room and closed the portal. PB immediately fainted and had a fit at the same time. All the cave trolls could see was a yellow blur spinning on the floor. Candle Stick stood up (he had been sat in the corner on his own... a block of cheese in his left hand) and picked up the tattered bunny. PB woke up and savedgly attacked the cave trolls hand, ripping and shredding, there was blood everywhere (yay!). Gollum was outside but because of his Spider Sense he could tell everything that was going on in the room, he began an insane cackling, but the cave trolls heard him and came out.
***********************************obsessed********************************* *****
Gollum finally awoke. He clutched his head and started rocking back wards and forwards talking to himself, "owwwwwwww whay does cruel author make Gollumses hurt soooooo muches?" because of his insolence I booted him across the room. Gollum landed in a heap on top of PB who was hissing uproariously for some bizarre reason. Candle Stick entered the room, "I'll take you to master now."
So whaddya think? Chapter 4 (wai *_*) never thought I'd write so much! I thoink (he he he) that u shud review my work or feel the wrath of Cheesey Toast of Doom and The Mocking Sparrow of Eternal Torture (aswell as psycho Bunny). OK nite nite, it's 12:38, in the afternoon! I shud get to sleep otherwise I'll never be able to do my midnight cross country running!
*_* eternal spirit *_*
OK, note to Rabid Locust (who seems to actually like my nonsense wai _) I don't know why I was depressed, I just.. was.... pie.
Now note to Emma, you will never know that Emma Jamison has a large forehead unless you read my work! I'm sorry I hurt Keir's foot too... e- mail me K?
Final note, to the voices in my head. Leave me alone you annoying pip squeaks I don't want to go with you to any special place I don't care how fun or wonderful it is. * is breathing heavily and collapses on the floor but boings back up agen *
Disclaimer: (do I hav to write this every bloody time?) I don't own any of the LoTR characters cept Psycho Bunny and Candle Stick... who r mine...
Right.. So on with chapter 4!
Gollum wandered into the Palace slowly chewing on a frog with wings and Psycho Bunny (I'm gonna call him PB cos I honestly can't b arsed to write his name, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, I'm not really repetitive). There was a loud thundering and yeeling coming from behind the portal at the end of the corridor (portals r more fun than doors *_*). Gollum poked his head around the portal, and could see around 20 cave trolls in pink tu-tus.. line dancing? Anyway this was the most terrifying thing he had ever seen, and it emotionally scarred him. So he pushed PB in the room and closed the portal. PB immediately fainted and had a fit at the same time. All the cave trolls could see was a yellow blur spinning on the floor. Candle Stick stood up (he had been sat in the corner on his own... a block of cheese in his left hand) and picked up the tattered bunny. PB woke up and savedgly attacked the cave trolls hand, ripping and shredding, there was blood everywhere (yay!). Gollum was outside but because of his Spider Sense he could tell everything that was going on in the room, he began an insane cackling, but the cave trolls heard him and came out.
***********************************obsessed********************************* *****
Gollum finally awoke. He clutched his head and started rocking back wards and forwards talking to himself, "owwwwwwww whay does cruel author make Gollumses hurt soooooo muches?" because of his insolence I booted him across the room. Gollum landed in a heap on top of PB who was hissing uproariously for some bizarre reason. Candle Stick entered the room, "I'll take you to master now."
So whaddya think? Chapter 4 (wai *_*) never thought I'd write so much! I thoink (he he he) that u shud review my work or feel the wrath of Cheesey Toast of Doom and The Mocking Sparrow of Eternal Torture (aswell as psycho Bunny). OK nite nite, it's 12:38, in the afternoon! I shud get to sleep otherwise I'll never be able to do my midnight cross country running!
*_* eternal spirit *_*