This is Chapter 5: Welcome to the Land of Oz
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters..
Owner: PB is mine... so is Candle Stick... and Jesus for I am God!!!!!
We left our heroes being dragged off by a cave troll in a tu-tu to go and see Legolas. First they had to go through the cleansing process. Candle Stick took PB and Goolum to the baths and gave them a wash, grafted blonde hair onto their heads (a weird fad thought up by Lego-arse) and plaited it using little pink bows! Gollum sat arms folded growling and muttering to himself, PB was turning into a small blurry whirl wind and knocking over different items randomly.
All of a sudden Candle Stick sat on the floor and began wailing uproariously. PB stopped spinning and sat down glaring at Candle Stick and Gollum walked over to him.
"Whatsssssss up with cave trollsssssss" he hissed.
"I'm so misunderstood!" bawled Candle Stick, "All I want to do is destroy but the others make me line dance and flower arrange!" * here I cringe. Can you imagine that. Shudder... *
Gollum patted him on the back and PB brought him a vase to samsh (it's better than their heads!). The troll was still crying and banging on the floor making it jump and Golum fell over.. Oh dear.
"Gollumses thinks we shuds work together to killsss Legolassssss." Suggested Gollum, hoping to get on the trolls good side. But he just carried on screaming. PB got a mallet from absolutely no where and hit Candle Stick with it, knocking him out. Aragorn walks into the room, he looks around and sees the crying cave troll, a tattered rabbit and Gollum. Aragorn's eyes flash in hatred and he draws his sword and charges, killing Jesus with one mighty blow (he's the son of God he could be re-born I suppose!).
Aragorn spoke, "Thank God I killed him! He could of stolen the ring of power and tried to take over Middle Earth again!" He sees the cave troll again and slaps it with the back of his sword. "Get up," he commanded, "we're off to kill Legolas!"
So whaddya think? I'm kinda off my permanent sugar rush so it's not as mental. This is me being normal! He he uyhe, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PE next crap it's bloody step damnit!
*_* eternal spirit *_*
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters..
Owner: PB is mine... so is Candle Stick... and Jesus for I am God!!!!!
We left our heroes being dragged off by a cave troll in a tu-tu to go and see Legolas. First they had to go through the cleansing process. Candle Stick took PB and Goolum to the baths and gave them a wash, grafted blonde hair onto their heads (a weird fad thought up by Lego-arse) and plaited it using little pink bows! Gollum sat arms folded growling and muttering to himself, PB was turning into a small blurry whirl wind and knocking over different items randomly.
All of a sudden Candle Stick sat on the floor and began wailing uproariously. PB stopped spinning and sat down glaring at Candle Stick and Gollum walked over to him.
"Whatsssssss up with cave trollsssssss" he hissed.
"I'm so misunderstood!" bawled Candle Stick, "All I want to do is destroy but the others make me line dance and flower arrange!" * here I cringe. Can you imagine that. Shudder... *
Gollum patted him on the back and PB brought him a vase to samsh (it's better than their heads!). The troll was still crying and banging on the floor making it jump and Golum fell over.. Oh dear.
"Gollumses thinks we shuds work together to killsss Legolassssss." Suggested Gollum, hoping to get on the trolls good side. But he just carried on screaming. PB got a mallet from absolutely no where and hit Candle Stick with it, knocking him out. Aragorn walks into the room, he looks around and sees the crying cave troll, a tattered rabbit and Gollum. Aragorn's eyes flash in hatred and he draws his sword and charges, killing Jesus with one mighty blow (he's the son of God he could be re-born I suppose!).
Aragorn spoke, "Thank God I killed him! He could of stolen the ring of power and tried to take over Middle Earth again!" He sees the cave troll again and slaps it with the back of his sword. "Get up," he commanded, "we're off to kill Legolas!"
So whaddya think? I'm kinda off my permanent sugar rush so it's not as mental. This is me being normal! He he uyhe, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PE next crap it's bloody step damnit!
*_* eternal spirit *_*