The Wizard of Snoz (wot the hell am I on about. If you can tell me I want
to know..)
Disclaimer: I don't own Legolas, Aragorn, Gollum or any characters which I end up putting in except PB, Jesus (u know I'm God), Candle Stick and Tuna.
Right so we start with Act 1 in Legolas' room.
Legolas is standing in a wizard's outfit, with Harry Potter strapped to a chair, holding a stick and waving it at random objects. Nothing seems to be happening. Harry suggests actually buying a magical stick so Legolas hits him with it repeatedly. Boink boink boink boink * I can feel the madness returning * he he he boink boink boink boink boink. Right so Harry is knocked senseless by repeatedly being hit on the head by a stick.
"Tuna!" Legolas called. A Nazgul flies through the window and lands on Harry Potter's head crushing it * just a point. Has anybody noticed half my story is in past tense then in present? *. Legolas giggled in glee. A small figure in a white nurses outfit shuffles through the door. "Legolas sir," states Gimli (the dude in the outfit), " I'm ready to do my strip dance for you... sigh" * awwwwwww poor Gimli *
"Oh goody," squeals Legolas, "then I've bought a lovely kama sutra book for us to try out afterwards!" You could see the horror on Gimli's face. This is why elves and dwarves don't get along. "Oh yes," said Legolas, "Tuna, go look for Candle Stick and the prisoners, according to this book I need around 5 people, and guess what, you get to join in too!"
So Tuna, the now very depressed Nazgul, goes flying out the window and looking for PB, Gollum and Candle Stick. On the floorish groundy thing 2 feet below * ? * Gollum is parading the be tu-tued cave trolls around in front of several random men and Aragorn. The men get bored and brutally massacre them * yey *. Aragorn stands up and hits his head on the Nazgul. "Wot the hell?" he says in a drunken manner, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH flying thingies!" The Nazgul lands and walks over to Candle Stick. They begin a whispered conversation. Several Ent years later * 5 minutes * Candle Stick declares that Tuna wants to help in the killing of Legolas.
But all of a sudden, who should appear but Jesus, Darth Vader and Sauron!
Wot's gonna happen next? Wot the hell have I been taking? Who the hell would read this? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
*_* eternal spirit *_*
Disclaimer: I don't own Legolas, Aragorn, Gollum or any characters which I end up putting in except PB, Jesus (u know I'm God), Candle Stick and Tuna.
Right so we start with Act 1 in Legolas' room.
Legolas is standing in a wizard's outfit, with Harry Potter strapped to a chair, holding a stick and waving it at random objects. Nothing seems to be happening. Harry suggests actually buying a magical stick so Legolas hits him with it repeatedly. Boink boink boink boink * I can feel the madness returning * he he he boink boink boink boink boink. Right so Harry is knocked senseless by repeatedly being hit on the head by a stick.
"Tuna!" Legolas called. A Nazgul flies through the window and lands on Harry Potter's head crushing it * just a point. Has anybody noticed half my story is in past tense then in present? *. Legolas giggled in glee. A small figure in a white nurses outfit shuffles through the door. "Legolas sir," states Gimli (the dude in the outfit), " I'm ready to do my strip dance for you... sigh" * awwwwwww poor Gimli *
"Oh goody," squeals Legolas, "then I've bought a lovely kama sutra book for us to try out afterwards!" You could see the horror on Gimli's face. This is why elves and dwarves don't get along. "Oh yes," said Legolas, "Tuna, go look for Candle Stick and the prisoners, according to this book I need around 5 people, and guess what, you get to join in too!"
So Tuna, the now very depressed Nazgul, goes flying out the window and looking for PB, Gollum and Candle Stick. On the floorish groundy thing 2 feet below * ? * Gollum is parading the be tu-tued cave trolls around in front of several random men and Aragorn. The men get bored and brutally massacre them * yey *. Aragorn stands up and hits his head on the Nazgul. "Wot the hell?" he says in a drunken manner, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH flying thingies!" The Nazgul lands and walks over to Candle Stick. They begin a whispered conversation. Several Ent years later * 5 minutes * Candle Stick declares that Tuna wants to help in the killing of Legolas.
But all of a sudden, who should appear but Jesus, Darth Vader and Sauron!
Wot's gonna happen next? Wot the hell have I been taking? Who the hell would read this? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
*_* eternal spirit *_*